#honestly those y/n fics are so fake bc do you really think you'd handle being next to luffy

[beanghostprincess]

Look, I love Luffy as much as the next guy and he is my most specialest boy ever, I love him to death but if there is one thing about him that I had to point out is that...

He only bathes once a week, rigth? So that means that guy's hair is just... not to be offensive but to put in the nicest way I can possibly show its probably the most uncombed, unkept, unfed,  undernourished looking mass of strings that's as dry as a desert in july and if I were to put a hand throught it I would feel that its pretty much the same consistence as the straw his hat is made of, if not worse. Or its covered in enough grease and body liquids we don't even know about that you could harvest it from his head and use it to lubricate an entire wasteland. And this is me being nice.

Its all the results of the possibly the worst higene in the east blue and doing the most random ass things that get you covered in dirt and debris every day, people don't talk enough about how much sand and seawater can damage your hair and he lives in it. Like at least Zoro, who also bathes once a week if not less, has very short hair so the damage isn't as noticeable and its already cut and regrown in a few weeks.

I bet Sanji cries when he sees it, like genuine feeling of sadness, pity and grief because he takes great care of his own and meanwhile Luffy is just tumbling in the salted sea water, letting the sun dry him afterwards and calling it a day. If Sanji ever tried to fix it he would need at least 20 bottles of 12 different products, work on it for 4 hours for a mediocre result and it doesn't matter cause Luffy is gonna fuck it up in the following millisecond by bathing in corrosive liquids for fun or something.

And the worst part is that he doesn't care about the absolute dumptruck on his head, but honestely I'll just let him be, he has worse things to worry about. And maybe his terrible hygene is actually the source of his strenght.

I'm always saying I'd be friends with Luffy but I am a liar. I wouldn't be able to be near him. I'd die. I love my boy but it's so gross I would go Sanji mode and start crying. I think Nami and Sanji just,, Beg him to let them fix his hair. It has to be so,,, Greasy. Ughhh. I don't like thinking about it and now I want to take a shower suddenly.