#honestly if caius weren't out on perpetual milk runs i'd have probably voted caiotterson

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You know what! I will accept that I am most certainly biased as the player of Raevyn but fuck it we ball. Time for the Raeran Weirdest Couple Propaganda Post!! Because if not me, who's going to make this!! (.....okay i'm lying given the distribution it's not impossible for someone else to do this but LOOK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE SO-)

Just as a concept! Escaped lab experiment who went to Disney Villain Anime Boy Gacha Game Academy x Robot Dreamwalker With Mommy Issues (Shout out to fucked up evil mad scientist Dr. Milf! help we've called her that so much in ooc i can't think of Moiras as anything else) And don't worry about the implications of this Loyal Son working for his evil mad scientist "mother" (she does not see him as a son. just a creation. also hates aer. Almost everyone does. Guy who sucks and commits atrocities <3) dating an escaped lab experiment there's absolutely nothing to worry about there [sideyes [REDACTED] arc] it all works out in the end!!

Even their first meeting! Gayboy wanders into Raevyn's mildly unhinged dreamscape and gets the "follow the white rabbit" experience! Going through mirrors and finding aerself in coffins and hedge mazes and hopscotch over open voids and musical stairs! All of which is perfectly normal (NO) and then they finally meet and flirt a bit by dancing on tables right out of the gate until they're attacked by the memory of a phantom! You know how it is!

Raevyn literally loses their head! (That one just picks it back up and reattaches it as Zoran offers to help but "oh! well, I see you've got this handled!") and now they're fighting together and flirting by showing off in increasingly dramatic ways whilst still beating the phantom and its card soldiers up! But do they acknowledge that anything about this situation is in any way abnormal? Of course not! (Genuinely finding screenshots for these two being weird is so hard bc they're always playing it seriously) But now they have one crown! Which is only enough for one of them! And so they immediately commit themselves to a Dream Heist so they can be a matching set!

I need to impress that this is literally their first meeting.

Also that Raevyn had recently promised Zoran's sister that if the person she was speaking about (Zoran, but Luci never mentioned aer by name) ever showed up that one'd run him over with their motorcycle.

They're insane to me /aff

They spar gayly offscreen and one time Saluci came in and kidnapped Zoran from Raevyn's dreamscape in the middle of one these spars (to make him pay for Crimes. Or something. He's a fucked up pathetic sopping wet little meow meow do i look like i keep track of all the atrocities he commits-)

Honestly there's probably a lot more but it's a low spoon day and I have Arrangements that start in [checks time] approximately 10 minutes but I want to get the blorbos out into the world before tumblr deletes my draft!

Anyways!!!! Vote Raeran weirdest kitc couple sweep ooooooo you want to vote for them sooooooo bad /j

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