#honestly i kinda liked it. it's fun because you can just bingeplay it nowadays

[stoppingo1k]

uh oh, i'm falling into my trap of making designs i'm never intending to use and then getting too attached to them again

this version of P is considerably more suspicious and manipulative than the regular version of them. i imagine they'd be involved in some plotline consisting of them attempting to cover up the existence of the yeti for one reason or another. if they joined the epf in this universe they'd specialize in, as stated, cover-up's and misdirection to the public, AKA the gaslighter supreme.

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P - Hypothetical CPI version - Shifty snowboarder who hangs around Mt. Blizzard. Will attempt to goad the player into playing more snowboarding. - You can ask them for snowboarding advice, but the advice is often useless, ridiculous, or totally unrelated to snowboarding. - Has gotten into trouble with JPG more times than anyone can count for generally being suspicious. The fact he can't prove they're doing anything wrong drives JPG insane.

"Aw, nice effort though, kid! How about another run? C'mon."

"You know 95% of snowboarders quit before they hit the jackpot…"

Turns out wearing full white isn't a good idea for a snowboarder so they're much more colorful this time around