#honestly i can't lie to yall when i found this one i started choking on my own laughter
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Sebastian: What do we say when making bread?
Arthur, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Sebastian: And what do we NOT say?
Dazai, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp arthur#ikevamp dazai#honestly i can't lie to yall when i found this one i started choking on my own laughter#i wasn't ready for 'that's the yeast fucking'#the way all i can imagine is some anime shit where both dazai and arthur are sulking#and sebas is behind them with the chancla all 💢#sebas be like 'the kitchen is my sanctuary. a holy place.'#and then everyone proceeds to ruin that for him#i always wondered how he and comte became so close but at the same time#and i may not be good at math#but sebas + comte = a whole mom#source: incorrect quote generator
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