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kitkatboysworld-blog · 5 years ago

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To help with a little insight on my story, I was wearing a summer skirt and blouse type top.

My top with 3 buttons at top, always open lol.

For the record I've been with my partner 11 years, and never ever ripped him off.

My partner (John) had his buddy (Darren) over to watch football

and UFC, along side a few drinks.

I had been drinking prior to the football, with john.

We went for dinner and cocktails, so we were already kinda tipsy lol.

Johns friend is a real charmer and easy on the eye, I've always had a little thing for him.

A really close friend of mine, had been with Darren after a party, and had filled me in with

all the gossip. Including in the gossip, his massive cock size and the best sex of her life. :)

So back to the football game, that I never watch with john by the way lol.

I decided to join them.

So here's little old me, watching football with my partner and his mate.

A little drunk and horny,

so all I'm thinking of is how big Darren's dick actually is. :)

Time to time id catch Darren checking me out,

but I was also checking him out so no hard feelings lol.

So it was like around 9.30pm, I think and the game just ended,

we work all very drunk, laughing and joking with minor sexual jokes.

So at this stage I was extremely horny but with 1 problem, I wasn't horny for my partner.

I knew Darren was checking me out, so was very curious.

I decided to test the water. I put the remainder of the vodka we wor drinking in the bedroom,

Knowing that Darren was pouring the drinks.

I seen him going to the kitchen to do so and I followed.

As I entered the kitchen, straight away Darren suggested we are out of vodka.

I answered with "no I left in my room, I was on phone pouring a drink sorry"

I then said il grab it for you, come on I'm going up there anyway.

He replied with a sexual joke "youl grab it for me will you" meaning his cock I'm sure lol.

I answered his joke with "of course anytime, with a cheeky grin" ;)

So he followed me to my room, while john was watching the highlights for fights.

I pretended I didn't know we're exactly I left it, so he helped look.

He then noticed it by my bed and pushed by me, rubbing by my bum with his big cock.

It was right next to my new underwear, on the bedside locker.

Darren spotted them and said "woaw johns in for a treat tonight" :)

I been drunk joked saying "not unless you like them more"

Darren answers straight away with -

"That's a kinky set that I've never seen before, I'd love 2 see them on".

I been drunk said, "well today's your lucky day, I've the same set in red on, il give you a little peek".

He looked at me smiling and said "i won't be greedy il show you my underwear 2" and laughed.

I said "ok just 1 quick look ok",

I open 2 more buttons on my blouse, so it's basically open now lol.

His answer to this was "Becky you have an amazing body for a mum".

he jus earned himself some brownie points with me their lol.

He then said "your boobs are unreal",

I said "eh your looking at my underwear Darren not my boobs" lol.

He then said "ah yeah" an smiled. He then said "what abou the bottom half",

I smiled and said "ok a quick look".

I leaned against my bedside locker and pulled up my skirt for like 10 seconds.

He said "fuck your just an out and out milf".

I laughed an giggled and said "thank you, right then I said so it's your turn" ;)

He replied "really" ? I was like "sure I've showed you, so you might as well" :)

He unzipped his jeans and pulled them down a little, to reveal he was wearing tommy hilfigure BRIEFS.

I'm used to seen my partner in boxer shorts all the time, so it was already a change of sight.

Not only was that a change of sight, but his bulde was ridiculous lol :)

I had to say

"eh Darren your Underwear are really nice, but are you happy to see me lol".

He laughed and replied "not all Becky, my little man is dead 2 d world here". (His cock)

I laughed stairing at his bulge an said "dead !! yeah riiigt" lol.

It has 2 be getting hard or something ?

He jus laughed again and said "your mad Becky, that's just what a 10 inch cock looks like asleep".

I nearly swallowed my tongue lol, "10 inches" I asked ? He replied "Ye 10.5 to be pricise".

He then said "here look you've been good to me, I'll be good to you, touch it"?

I said "no I can't johns downstairs and we're already up here about 10 minutes, we better go back down".

He said "ye of course, and just as he said that, he pulled it out.

"At least look" he said an laughed.

But to be perfectly honest, I hadn't stopped looking lol.

Straight away, i felt week at my knees, my partners cock isn't even half of it when hard.

And he's soft. I then just said "holf fuck Darren, it doesn't look normal" lol.

I then picked up the vodka and said "come on we better go back down".

As I handed him the vodka, he grabbed me abruptly, and whispered,

"I want to fuck you".

Me being drunk grabbed hold of his massive dick,

And said "that makes 2 of u". :)

I couldn't even fit my hand around it, unlike my partners lol.

He gave my a kinky little kiss, and squeezed my bum. :)

I wanted to just drop to my knees, and struggle to fit his massive soft cock in my mouth.

I was honestly nearly orgasming from been beside it lol.

Right then in the moment, I hear "REBECCA" i straight away in a sweat, walk 2 stairs to reply.

John then says "we're out of vodka" not knowing it was upstairs. lol

"I'll just pop to the off license before it closes, and grab more.

Do you want atin ? and I think Darren's in the toilet, ask him if he wants atin".

So I say "oh is he...yeah hang on !DARREN!, johns going the off license for more drink, do you want atin.

He replies "ye just grab a few more of the same".

He said " just grab more of the same hun, maybe grab some more mixers and crisps too".

As the hall door slammed !!

Darren just dropped his jeans to the floor.

I've never attacked a cock, like I did in my life.

I dropped to my knees, to be seduced by this hunk.

As I was sucking on just the top of it, it grew an grew and grew,

i taught holy mother of god lol, it was like the bottom half of my leg lol.

He stood me up after a few minutes and said "bend over d stairs",

I asked "had he pretection" but he said he hadn't.

I resisted and stopped him, saying "we need protection".

He grabbed my boobs and and forced himself on me.

I wasn't long resisting and found myself choking on his cock.

The thing grew so big, I was actually in shock.

Few more minutes pass, of me sucking his very suckable cock.

I then stood up and kissed him, before bending over my bed.

He slowly start squeezing his cock into me.

I was really been pushed to my limit here, he was stretching me open so much.

I didn't once consider the damage he was doing to me, never mind my relationship.

Letting him carry on, he fucked me like an a****l, untill I came so hard, all over his huge cock.

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youspoketome · 6 years ago

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My Favorite Albums of 2018

I tried something new this year. All year long, every time I bought a new album I added it to a note on my phone as a list so that I could adjust the order as needed. Some things settled into their order quickly, but a couple spots went down to the wire. Embarrassingly, I was just looking at my 2015 list and six albums on that list were the previous albums by six of the bands on this list, and one was a solo album by the singer of a seventh band listed here. I'm not quite sure what that means in the grand scheme of things. And that seems like a long enough introduction, so here we go!

Murder By Death - THE OTHER SHORE

Honestly, I thought Murder By Death was finished having albums on top of my best of lists. I had been so disappointed in GOOD MORNING, MAGPIE. That album had like two good songs, but the rest was at best forgettable filler and at worst sounded like a parody of themselves. The two albums since then had definitely been better, but still not at the levels of their earlier albums. Enter THE OTHER SHORE: an incredible return to the long form concept album following a story of love and dying planets in a western in space. It's full of catchy hooks without ever being clichè, small character moments and big, world-ending finishes. Best of all, it's got ripping 2-minute long cello solos. This is peak Murder By Death right here.

mewithoutYou - [UNTITLED]

mewithoutYou is another band I've loved for years, but thought was coming off of a weaker album. I enjoyed PALE HORSES (it made my top ten list the year it came out), but it didn't have anything that really grabbed me and made it a necessary part of the mwY canon. [UNTITLED] immediately feels important. It's not the most easily accessable album, but when have mewithoutYou ever been accessable? This is an album that has layers that you can appreciate as you dig down to them on further listens. Over the years mwY's sound has evolved from the heavier hollerin' of [A->B] LIFE and CATCH FOR US THE FOXES to the completely clean and folky IT'S ALL CRAZY... and back again. [UNTITLED] really blends things together by taking the heaviness from early albums and adding them in for flavor rather than building the songs around them, giving the songs depth and intensity. For my money, it's their best album since BROTHER, SISTER. Still waiting on that album/EP collector's edition to ship though, so no pictures.

Gregory Alan Isakov - EVENING MACHINES

I've enjoyed Gregory Alan Isakov's previous albums of folky songs fit for sitting on the front porch at your farm while reading an old book, but whenever I'd see him live my favorite song was always the non-album track "Liars" and I'd always wish he'd record it. That song seemed darker than anything else he'd written and had this slow build to an epic climax that almost gave you chills. He finally did record it on his studio album with the Colorado Symphony in 2016 and then he followed that up with his most eclectic album yet. From the soft and haunting opener "Berth," all the way to the end, EVENING MACHINES expands on what Isakov is willing to do, keeping that same welcoming, mellow feel, but getting there in new ways and with new instruments. "Caves" captures that darkness "Liars" had in a way that is wholly satisfying to me. It feels like he wrote the album I didn't even realize I had been wanting him to write all along.

Emery - EVE

I've always enjoyed Emery, but it wasn't until their last album YOU WERE NEVER ALONE when they broke the album down song by song on a behind the scenes podcast that I fully appreciated them as musicians. Unlike a lot of bands that came out at the same time in the same genre, Emery is a band with multiple members who have actually studied how music works and can point out and name every single time signature and key change in every song. Now with EVE, I've been able to listen to the little details, noticing and appreciating the attention they give to every little part of each song. The way they don't add the screamed vocal at this part of the song because that seems to obvious, so they save it for when it'll be more striking. How they add the harmonies and layer the vocals. Some bands with that kind of background forget how to write a catchy song or what makes a song enjoyable to listen to, but Emery has this ability to perfectly blend this crazy musicianship with honest, straight from the gut songwriting. The end result is an album full of fantastic songs with awesome little parts and details that make it special and stand out.

Thrice - PALMS

For me (and a lot of people, I think) Thrice and Thursday have always been kind of linked. I discovered them at the same time, both on their second albums. They were post-hardcore bands, similar enough sounding to compare to each other and they both started experimenting with their sound on their fourth albums. Then they both announced they were breaking up within a day of each other. The weird thing is when I first discovered them, I preferred Thursday hands down. Then they both released their third albums and cemented my opinions of them, so much so that I decided not to buy Thrice's fourth album when it came out. Man, that was a huge mistake. That fourth album, VHEISSU was the album when Thrice hit their stride, expanding and exploring their sound with each release since then. Each of their post-reunion albums have continued this trend and PALMS might be their best full album yet.

Frank Turner - BE MORE KIND

To be honest, I'm surprised this album is this far down. If you had me rank my expected best albums of the year list at the beginning of the year, Frank Turner with have been number one with a bullet. But BE MORE KIND was not the album I was expecting, and I was a little let down by it. That I'm saying that my number 6 album of the year was a bit of a let down should tell you how highly I think of Frank Turner. It starts off strong with the mellow opener of "Don't Worry" followed by a full on banger in "1933." But the third track "Little Changes" just didn't hit for me. It seemed like Frank Turner dumbed down for the masses. And it's not that it's too poppy; I enjoy myself a good pop song. It's just that the songwriting seems so simple. There are a number of really good songs throughout the rest of the album (like "Blackout"), but the overarching feel for me is that it's too simplistic, there's no depth to any of the songwriting. All that said, it's hard to rag too much on it because how can you bash an album that's sole message is to be kind and positive and to treat other people decently? Maybe it's that message that made him lose his teeth. In summation, I like Frank Turner a lot, even when he's disappointing me.

Smoking Popes - INTO THE AGONY

INTO THE AGONY is the Smoking Popes first album in seven years. They were putting out albums more frequently than that while they were broken up! After being broken up from 1999-2005, the Popes returned with STAY DOWN, which was not the strongest album to come back on. It was mostly a downer and ended up being completely forgettable for me. This time, upon returning from a seven year album cycle with new album they've knocked it out of the park. It's upbeat and catchy, it's slow and meaningful, it features Josh Caterer's soaring vocals, and it's another fantastic entry into the catalog.

Death Cab For Cutie - THANK YOU FOR TODAY

I think Death Cab's existence as a band is better broken up into stages. You've got the pre-TRANSATLANTICISM era, the TRANS/PLANS era, NARROW/CODES, and now KINTSUGI/THANK YOU. TRANS/PLANS is my favorite era. It's where I discovered Death Cab, it's where I spend the most time with them, it's just the best. But after a bit of a dip there for a couple albums (not saying they were bad, it was just a dip), I felt like KINTSUGI was a step back up, and now THANK YOU FOR TODAY continues in the same vein. It's a more electronic/synthy sound than previous eras, which sets it apart from their highest peaks, so you're not just constantly comparing it to something they'll probably never reattain. I really enjoy where this era is taking them.

Alkaline Trio - IS THIS THING CURSED?

This past summer I decided to give Alkaline Trio's AGONY & IRONY a listen for the first time in I don't know how long. Everyone agrees Alkaline Trio used to be good and then got less good, and I agree, but that specific album was for me the low point, mostly because of "Love Love Kiss Kiss." But then this weird thing happened: I really enjoyed it. Even that song, which is still doofy, wasn't as bad as I remembered. I was so bummed out about it at the time, but that album has some really good songs on it. Even at their lowest point, I still really like Alkaline Trio. IS THIS THING CURSED? is a new Alkaline Trio album. It's got Matt songs, it's got Dan songs, it's got one Dan song that kind of too doofy (Little Help?), it strangely has multiple song titles that end in question marks, and it has an acoustic closer featuring Matt's scratchy-voiced wailing. This is another solid Alkaline Trio album.

The Decemberists - I'LL BE YOUR GIRL

Every year at the same time, all of the baseball websites post their top prospects lists, where they rank the upcoming minor league players in all of baseball or on each team individually, so people can get excited about the next wave of baseball All-Stars. In almost all of these lists you've got your top five or six guys who are clearly the best players in that team's minor league system in that order, but then at about number seven they kind of become interchangeable for a while. You could switch prospect #8 with #12 and no one would cause too much of a ruckus because they're all pretty similar at that point. We've reached that point in my best albums list (really, we reached that point with Alkaline Trio). These final couple spots could have also gone to 6666 by Four Fists, 9 by Saves The Day, KIDS SEE GHOSTS, or if I was in the right mood, even the new MXPX or the Matthew Thiessen solo album. What pushed I'LL BE YOUR GIRL across the line was (a) my wife's incredulousness at my mentioning it might not make the cut and (b) the fact that "Once In My Life" and "Everything Is Awful" have full-on been our anthem songs this past month. This is the Decemberists doing what they do. Folky songs about sea monsters, horse gallop rhythms, and cowboy sing-alongs. Throw in some synth lines to keep things fresh and baby, you've got a stew going.

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