#honest theif x reader

[weeping-statue]

Frederick x thief /poor reader !!

—Genre: Fluff, a bit of romance? Not really angst but maybe themes of how Frederick and Reader are struggling!! —Frederick (Main headcanons): Frederick, as in his lore, was cut off financially and almost fully by his family due to his ‘un-Kreiburg like talent’, but he feigns his wealth and status to fit in. Playing stray gigs in high class areas, pretending to belong, for both himself and his social life. But he barely has any savings, because he’s constantly focusing on making sure his appearance fits the bill, food and housing can come next. Frederick comes off as charming, gentle, and an elegant young man- but secretly, he’s bitter and untrusting to those around him, almost always on guard. Fredrick believes he’s both better and worse than everyone else, citing his talents as the cause for both and having breakdowns when he’s all alone, not understanding what he’s doing wrong, he’s great right? No. He must be awful. Right? At least those common poors are less than him, people like Reader don’t have his talent or status…

—Plot: Frederick often plays in high class areas, but this was one of those gigs that just barely hit the mark, ever so slightly bruising his ego, an expensive yet local café, but there were enough wealthy people there for him to settle in such a place. But since he values his appearance and status over his health, or hunger more specifically, Frederick was barely making it through his performance, being so light headed and hungry he was on the edge of just fainting, but he had to pull through. Unfortunately for Frederick, while trying to compose himself in an alleyway, he passed out, from the stress and hunger. Though Reader, a poor person themselves, who in truth was a bit more on the sleazy side, hanging around those same high class areas to pick pocket from those rich bastards- seeing Frederick, who was well known for being elegant and wealthy, a Kreiburg for christs sake (Though it wasn’t known for everyone’s social life’s sake that Frederick was practically disowned)!! As Reader was looking through his pockets, they were surprised to not see anything? Reader, curious as a cat that may or may not be killed, took him to your humble home, cozy, but small. In reality your cozy little home was in an abandoned apartment building that the only reason was still functioning with heat, water, and electricity- barely to be honest- was because the city, despite being oh so healthy and stingy, completely forgot about the place. When Frederick finally woke up when you were making dinner, a surprisingly high quality meal that was the reward of a good pick pocket. Naturally, Frederick was panicked, not only was he in some god forsaken obviously abandoned apartment, but it was also with a commoner!! Somehow, Reader manages to calm him down, offering him a meal- his ego was long gone, still heavily embarrassed from not only being seen fainting but being pitied by someone even less well off than him. But, Reader pries at how Frederick, the fancy man he is, was caught passed out in an alleyway, and they both awkwardly open up- it’s endearing, because even if they come from different backgrounds, they manage to somewhat bond over their struggles!! 

—M anon: Your biggest fan !!

(ALSO SORRY IF THIS IS LONG— With the Hullabaloo limited event I’ve been grinding and haven’t had a bunch of time to think of stuff to request to your very talented self… I may or may not be requesting a bunch of Mike and Joker stuff now.. hehe)

I’m so sorry it took me this long to answer</3 I always enjoy seeing you and 🔮 anon in my inbox! It makes me happy!

Fredrick x Theif/Poor!Reader

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Fredrick would at first keep you at a five foot distance and refuse to breath the same air as you

Fredrickhimself is a hard man to have open up. He hates being weak because he’s afraid of being hurt and left behind like a broken toy. His worst fear is being used, in every way.

Love has always been the last thing on his mind. Since self preservation comes first.

Fredrick would let you open up, do all the talking, so he can find your weaknesses and if needed too, exploit them.

He only chimes in here and there with his own personal story if he feels the conversation is dying.

You tell him he can stay here, that you’ll take care of him while he maintains his appearance in public.

He’s skeptical, but has nowhere to stay, so eventually agrees.

Fredrick’s paranoia gets to him at night, the gun in his cane is always clutched tightly then. He’s a very light sleeper and is always making sure you’re not going to try anything.

He doesn’t believe in kindness from one’s heart, because nobody’s ever shown it. Especially not to him.

Sometimes while he’s out doing a job, you’ll watch from the window into the expensive building at him playing.

Mesmerized by the beautiful man and lovely piece.

Only to be mid performance in and told off by the owner to stop scaring away customers.

Strays aren’t very welcome in nice places.

A few times when money was extremely low, he did street performances, and you would pickpocket the audience for extra change.

For as long as he lived with you, he grew to enjoy your company. He’d never admit it but he needs you in some way, and happens to maybe like you.

Even though the paranoia may never fully be gone, it has simmered down to almost nothing the longer your with him<3

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Hope you enjoyed!

[froggywritesstuff]

character list

the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them

Hamilton

Eliza Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Alexander Hamilton

John Laurens

Philip Hamilton

Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

James Madison

Thomas Jefferson

Aaron Burr

Umbrella Academy

Viktor Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Will Byers (non female readers only)

Mike Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven Hopper

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley (non male readers only)

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

21 Chump Street

Justin Laboy

The Goldfinch

Boris Pavlikovsky

Theodore Decker

Marvel

Peter Parker (any actor)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Makkari

Sersi

Sprite (platonic only)

Steven Grant

Marc Spector

Layla El-Faouly

America Chavez (non male readers only)

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Shuri

Namor

Riri Williams

X-Men

Mystique

Kitty Pryde

Peter Maximoff

Rogue

Logan Howlette

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Scott Summers

In The Heights (movie version)

Usnavi de la Vega

Vanessa 

Nina Rosario

Benny

Sonny de la Vega 

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

JD (Jason Dean)

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

John Doe

John Doe

Ride The Cyclone

Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)

Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg

Mischa Bachinski

Constance Blackwood

Ricky Potts

Hatchetfieldverse

Paul Matthews

Emma Perkins

Ted Spankoffski

Bill Woodard

Ruth Fleming

Pete Spankoffski

Richie Lipschitz

Max Jagerman

Grace Chasity

Lex Foster

Ethan Green

Hannah Foster (platonic only)

Heartstopper

Charlie Spring (non female readers only)

Nick Nelson

Tara Jones (non male readers only)

Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)

Elle Argent

Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))

Tori Spring

Imogen Heaney

Isaac Henderson (platonic only)

Do Revenge

Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)

Drea Torres

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca Barclay

Xavier Thorpe

Ajax Petropolus

Eugene Otinger

(young) Morticia Addams

(young) Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Tomorrow When The War Began

Ellie Linton

Lee Takkam

Fiona Maxwell

Homer Yannos

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Pavitr Prabhakar

Hobie Brown

Margo Kess

Miles G Morales (earth 42)

Miguel O’Hara

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt (non female readers only)

The Broken Hearts Gallery

Lucy Gulliver

Nadine (non male readers only)

Nick Danielson

Treasure Planet

Jim Hawkins

Enola Holmes

Enola Holmes

Lord Tewkesbury

Turning Red

Mei Mei

Miriam

Abby

Priya

Raising Dion

Nicole Warren

Tevin Wakefield

Dion Warren (platonic only)

Julie and the Phantoms

Julie Molina

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer (non female readers only)

Flynn

Carrie

Abbott Elementary

Janine Teagues

Jacob Hill (non female readers only)

Gregory Eddie

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Love Victor

Victor Salazar (non female readers only)

Benji (non female readers only)

Felix Weston

Pilar Salazar

Lake Meriwether

Lucy

Mia Brooks

Andrew

In Treatment

Eladio

Laila

Spree

Kurt Kunkle

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Mary Margaret Blanchard

David Nolan

Henry Mills

Mulan (non male readers only)

Graham

Neal Cassidy

Peter Pan

Jefferson

Dash and Lily

Dash

Lily

Boomer

Juno

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Summer Days Summer Nights

Debbie Espinoza

Frankie Espinoza

Scream (1 through 6)

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Roberts

Charlie Walker

Sam Carpenter

Tara Carpenter

Amber Freeman

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Quinn Bailey

Venom

Eddie Brock

Honest Thief

Ramon Hall

Beth Hall

Wild Child

Poppy Moore

Kate

Drippy

Freddie Kingsley

Monsters and Men

Manny Ortega

Marisol Ortega

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)

Error 143

Micah Yujin

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

Britta Perry

The Obession

Logan

Delilah

The New Girl

Lia Setiawan

Stacey Hoffman

Mythic Quest

Poppy Li

Brad Bakshi

Adventure Time

Finn

Princess Bubblegum

Marceline

Marshall Lee

Prince Bubblegum

Flame Princess

School Spirits

Madison

Simon

Charley (non female readers only)

Wally

Rhonda

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Simon Aumar

Disventure Camp

Aiden (non fem readers only)

James (non fem readers only)

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

Jane Facciano

Olivia Valdovinos

Nancy Nakagawa

Cynthia Zdunowski

Richie Valdovinos

Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso

Roy Kent

Jamie Tartt

Keeley Jones

Sam Obisanya

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Noah Diaz

Elena Wallace

Mirage

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Stolas (non female readers only)

Loona

Millie

Moxxie

Octavia

Verosika Mayday

Fizzarolli

Asmodeus

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie Morningstar

Vaggie (non male readers only)

Angel Dust (non female readers only)

Husk

Alastor (platonic only)

Vox

Lucifer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)

Donnie

Mikey

Raph

Leo

April

The After Party

Yasper Lennov

Space Force

Tony Scarapiducci

Renfield

Teddy Lobo

Robert Montague Renfield

Undercovers

Bill Hoyt

Amazing Digital Circus

Jax

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)

The Earliest Show

Josh Bath

House of Lies

Clyde Oberholt

Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)

Cady Heron

Regina George

Gretchen Wieners

Karen Smith/Shetty

Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)

Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)

Warm Bodies

R

Peep World

Nathan Meyerwitz

Your Boyfriend

Peter Dunbar

Invincible

Mark Grayson

Shapesmith

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Sabrina Spellman

Harvey Kinkle

Nick Scratch

Rosalind Walker

Theo Putnam

Prudence Blackwood

Ambrose Spellman

High School Musical: the Musical the Series

Gina Porter

EJ Caswell

[kaelicious]

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ meeting your parents ☽༓･*˚⁺‧

pairing - chrollo x reader, hisoka x reader, illumi x reader

warning - none!!

request - Hey there Love 🥰✨ welcome to the community! I saw your jealousy hc‘s and you really are an amazing Writer 🥰 Could I request the adult trio meeting your parents hc‘s ? could be a set up meeting or just an accidental one ✨ you can ignore this if you want to, I hope you’ll have an amazing day ✨

a/n - aww ty!! im so happy you thought they were good! it was my post but it’s got the most likes 😂

chrollo ☽༓･*˚⁺‧

• when you propose the idea of meeting your parents, chrollo has mixed opinions.

• on one hand, he knows he’ll be able to charm them with his fake smile and brilliant personality. on the other, he’s worried they’ll find out that their child is dating one of the most wanted thiefs in the world.

• he wears his best suit, fixes his hair and puts on his most gorgeous smile. if anything, you’d think he was going to the queens castle.

• when your parents first see him, they are shocked. have you really managed to find a good looking man who seems to have a lot of money? they are over the moon!

• you could tell that your mother was easily won over. she loved his sweet words and gorgeous smile. not to mention he made you happy, thats all she wants.

• your dad however, was not as easily pleased. of course he noticed the way you stared at him with such love in your eyes, but it’s hard for him to give up his daughter.

• meanwhile, chrollo is quite nervous. he is aware of your mothers love for him but there is still the thought in his mind that either of you would accidentally slip that he is a murderer and a theif.

• their flurry of questions are quite threatning, especially the ones about his job. he just lied and said he was the boss of a rich business.

• at the end of the night, chrollo felt quite pleased with himself. though, he still wondered if they believed his lies

• but with you to reassure him that they both loved him. that neither of them know about his gruesome occupation.

• overall, chrollo completely won over your parents. despite your fathers cold face, he does truly think he is the perfect match for you. rest assured your parents love him <33

hisoka ☽༓･*˚⁺‧

• christ-

• him meeting your parents was probably on accident. you two were out somewhere, most likely getting food, and you saw your mom.

• you had little to no time to warn hisoka so when you heard ‘(y/n)!! how are you sweetie?!’ you could practically feel confusion oozing out of hisoka.

• you had a small conversation with your mom before he eyes wandered next to you, staring at the peculiar looking man beside you both. (sorry hisoka)

• surprisingly, hisoka couldn’t utter a word. he had no clue how to speak to you parents.. all he wanted was to get ice cream and now he has to act like the perfect boyfriend to please your mom.

• ‘are you perhaps my sweet (y/n)’s ... boyfriend?’ oh no

• before hisoka could embarrass himself infront of her, you cut in. ‘y - yes! this is hisoka..! my boyfriend..’

• hearing you say that gave hisoka his confidence back. a smirk overcame his face and he reached for your mothers hand, putting on his most charming grin.

• ‘it’s a pleasure to meet you, miss (l/n)’

• it was hard for you to not let out the giggle bubbling in your throat. hisoka? acting like a gentleman? thats laughable! your mom wouldn’t buy this!! surely..

• needless to say, your mom was quite impressed by hisoka’s kind words. that lying shi-

• her and hisoka had a small conversation, hisoka still acting like an angel. you were definitely going to tease him for this when you got home.

• when your mother left, hisoka was rigjt back to normal. his cocky grin and playful touches came right back and he dragged you to the icecream stand

• you could only imagine what would happen when he met your dad...

illumi ☽༓･*˚⁺‧

• ahh he’d be so awkward please

• meeting your parents was something he feared highly. he has a lot of mixed opinions on families anyway, his being a literal business of assasins.

• you were also worried. his stoic behaviour and little to no worss would not please your parents. they’d probably ask if you met him in a mental hospital

• illumi doesn’t dress up much for this, opting for one of his normal outifts. though, he does try and comb his hair out a bit more

• you could see the look of shock on your parents face when they saw him. a tall, pale man with long black hair was their childs s/o?

• illumi does actually introduce himself, saying that it’s a pleasure to meet the two of them. he doesn’t shake their hands though. he just just ignores their arms coming to his direction. poor, poor boy

• dinner was by far the most interesting event of the evening. you really should’ve told him that today wasn’t a good day for his honest and bluntness.

• so when your parents asked ‘where do you work?’ he answered... with the truth. ‘hmm? oh, i’m a zoldyck assasin.’

• both of your parents spat out their drinks, staring with disbelief at the man in their house. they had been speaking with an assasin all this time?? no no, their child was dating a assasin all this time??

• you sighed at illumi’s honesty and chuckled at your parents shocked faces.

• this would be an extremely interesting night...

- all content belongs to @kaelicious , do not repost anywhere.

[falcor-thee-luck-dragon]

Klaus x Powered Reader

Summary: Reader is part of the umbrella academy but came when they were 12 due to parents needing help for them, ya know controlling powers and whatnot. They can shapeshift into any animal and their senses are heightened n such.

Warnings: bloody, fighting bad guys, bit of Klaus fluff

You know that moment in a movie where they freeze frame and then the character says something like “you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

Yeah with Klaus you have those moments more times then you could count. In fact, if you had a dollar for every time Klaus has gotten you into a freeze frame moment. (And you’ve thought about this often.)

You could probably afford a real nice apartment with actual food in its fridge. Instead of living at the Academy with some apples and Klaus’ latest alcoholic beverage.

But alas, here you are in a back alley as Klaus’ bodyguard waiting for some Italian mafia members to come get their money that he owes them. Well that’s what you’re assuming but Klaus insists they’re just some moody tough guys. Okay sure.

You watch Klaus as he paces back and forth in front of you counting his cash for about the 50th time in the past 10 minutes.

Klaus stops abruptly and turns to you with a smile, “You know what I love about you, Y/N, every time I think things could get worse I look at your pretty face and I know you got me.”

Sighing in knowing annoyance you look up at him, “Are you short.”

Klaus snorts, “No actually I’m pretty long.” He says with wink.

You look up to the sky trying not to crack, you couldn’t give him the satisfaction even if it was funny, not the time or place. Especially considering his dumbass is short some cash he definitely owes very soon.

You look over to Klaus again and raise an eyebrow.

“Alright how much?”

He twiddles is fingers while avoiding your curious gaze. “Oh you know...a couple hundred or so.”

“So that’s why I’m here, emotional support my ass”, You say rolling your eyes a bit amused nonetheless.

Klaus may be an idiot but he’s funny and kind and you love him. Also you do enjoy beating up gangsters or whoever these thugs of the hour are.

Folding your arms while giving Klaus a smirk you tell him, “Well your friends better get their asses here cause when they do. I’m gonna knock their teeth in for making us wait in this shit ally. I’ve been suppressing the urge to vomit for 10 minutes.”

He nods in agreement, glad you’re not about to rip him a new one for his latest antics.

“Wait, does it really smell that bad, I mean the dumpster is at the other end of the ally.” He says in confusion.

You put your hands on your hips glancing at the dumpster and then focusing on Klaus.

“I’ve got the whole animal kingdom inside me Klaus, I know you can kinda smell that dumpster from here, but listen. For me it’s 1000x worse and let me tell you it doesn’t smell like a bath and body works around here.”

Klaus laughs scratching the back of his head, “Right, right, sorry.”

Suddenly a sketchy looking black car rolls into the ally, coming to a halt as three angry looking men walk out. Clearly hiding something within their coats, the “leader” it seems steps up and speaks.

“You betta have that 1,000 you owe us right fucking now you little theif, I don’t appreciate you takin’ my mother’s gold necklace, rest her soul.” He growls.

Klaus raises his hands up, “Listen buddy, you stole that from your own mother at her funeral...and let me tell you she’s not to happy about it.” He says looking to his left where you assume this guys dead mother is standing.

The bald guy behind him shakes his head and says, “So fuckin what? We needed that shit for other important purposes raccoon eyes.”

Klaus now lost as to where this situation is about to turn looks over at you clearly needing assistance. While mouthing “help me”.

Walking past him you hold your hands up showing you have nothing to hide, “Now that’s not very nice, a real shit personality, your mother would be very disappointed in how you’ve turned out. Cause let’s be honest it’s not like your looks are doing anything for you either.” You say snickering trying to see how they’ll react.

The first guy smirks reaching into his coat to pull out a nasty looking knife. “See this right here, I’m a good old fashioned man, I don’t believe in guns.”

You raise your eyebrows at him, “Oh well in that case we should all be quite relieved then.”

Looking behind him you notice as his two friends pull their own weapons out, which consists of a hammer and some type of meat hook.

“Klaus couldn’t have picked an easier bunch of idiots to fuck up then these psychos.” You thought.

The bald one begins to move brushing past the first guy looking like he’s seeing red.

“Jesus, man I didn’t mean to offend, I’m just making friendly conversation.” You muse.

Baldy begins to charge holding up his hammer ready to strike. “Come here you bitch, that’s my husband you’re talking to.”

He swings as you side step him, tripping him as he falls directly onto the concrete. Conveniently dropping the hammer in the process. Klaus being the ever troublesomely fantastic sidekick, picks up the hammer and throws it at you.

Gripping the hammer tightly, baldy rises from the ground faster then you’d expected mouth bloody and boiling with rage.

But in a hot second his bearded buddy in crime sprints towards you with his meat hook seemingly out of nowhere.

Klaus yells for you to watch out but you didn’t even need to look, this guys heart beat is louder then a firework and you’re faster then a viper, your senses on overload. As you turn around in record time to grab the guys right arm with the meat hook.

With your left hand tight around this guys beefy one you hold on and push his assault giving him more power. Effectively fulfilling your plan and leading the hook right into baldys chest. Who was fortunately running towards you.

A split second later with the hammer in your right hand you swing it forcefully into the guys shins. Hearing a sweet sickly crunch sound and the wild howls protruding from your assailants throat.

“Sorry I didn’t know you were married.”

“Fuck you!” He screams.

You look up hearing the sting of metal being swung in the wind, to see a knife heading straight for your throat.

With lighting reflexes you grab his wrist, the knife inches from your vulnerable skin.

Klaus gasps in the background terrified and relieved at not getting your throat slit.

You turn your fingernails to sharp cat-like claws that dig dangerously into his flesh, causing hot blood to drip out. The man drops the knife and grimaces in pain.

“I don’t know about you but I don’t think my boyfriend owes you three motherfuckers shit.” You growl, eyes beginning to glow an electric blue while the whites of your eyes shift to black, something that happens when you start to use your power.

“Fuck you, and fuck that thieving piece of junky shit crying in the corner.”

Your mood darkens, “Wrong answer.”

Letting go of his bloody wrist you grip his throat with your left hand lifting him off the ground. He begins to choke and struggles against your tight grasp.

“I know you’ve heard of me from other friends of yours, so listen very closely. If you touch Klaus again or anyone else around here who’s just trying to survive in this city. I won’t be so generous next time. Or maybe I should rip your fucking face off right now.” You squeeze tighter drawing blood.

“Y/N.”  Klaus says softly.

“Let’s go home.” He asks with pleading eyes and you snap back to reality smelling the iron scent of blood on your hands.

Sometimes you can get carried away feeling the rush of the hunt, a taxing side affect of your power, one you’ve always struggled to control.

Letting the man go he slumps to the ground coughing and sucking in straggled breaths.

“ Alright, me..me and the boys...won’t do nothing....you have my...my word....no bullshit nothing....I swear.”

“Good cause your friends are gonna need more then some stitches.”

You quickly leave the ally and start walking down the street towards the Academy.

Breathing heavily, you look up at Klaus who’s at your side as you start to feel a bit embarrassed that he saw you lose it a little.

He holds onto your arms stopping you, “Don’t worry, we’ll have a bath and watch some movies...hey you like that Museum one?”

“The Night at the Museum.” You say smiling still feeling off.

Klaus’ face lights up, “Yeah that one, with the big T-Rex skeleton and President Roosevelt on a horse.”

He links your arms together and you both begin walking again.

“Y/N, I’m not afraid of you, you know. I never have been, I actually find it pretty sexy of you to beat up bad guys for me and keep the neighborhood safe-er. Ben thinks so too, minus the sexy part of course. Only I get to enjoy that.”

You relax more into his side and once again start to feel a bit more at ease with yourself.

“Oh wait a second, here put these sunglasses on, your eyes are still playing mood rings with us. Don’t wanna freak out the civilians” He laughs.

“Thanks, I did wonder why that kid back there looked like he just saw a ghost.”

Klaus winks, “Maybe he did, cough cough..Ben...cough cough.”

“You’re an ass.” You say while rolling your eyes

“Yes indeed my love but remember I deal with the supernatural of all sorts, from ghosts to monsters, nothing phases me.” Klaus states proudly.

You laugh, “ Okay Van Helsing, this monster wants a bath with her hunter then.”

Klaus kisses your cheek, “That can be arranged my dear.”

Smiling up at him you hold him tighter and think to yourself how weird your life is, but you wouldn’t change it for anything.

- okay wow alright, first story ever I hope it’s good or at least some people like it. It was honestly fun to write ngl.

[kaleidescope-writes]

Heart of Audrilluria- Chapter I; Simplicity

Modern Fairytale AU

Prince!Tom Hiddleston x Theif!Reader

“Tell me again what we’re after?” Y/N asked for the umpteenth time since they arrived at the airport. After being in the airport for seemingly endless hours,Y/N and Amelia were almost to the entrance of the terminal. The airport, as usual, was crowded with people who'd spent an unbearable amount of hours there. Whether it was business, leisure, or family visits, everyone had somewhere to go. Simple people living simple lives. Y/N had almost forgotten what that looked like. Usually, when she traveled, it was to a specific place for a specific target. Today was no different. 

This time around, they were boarding a flight to Blythenon, an Isle directly in the center of the North Sea. It’s only about 5,512mi sq.(about the size of Puerto Rico) and despite its relatively close distance to the United Kingdom, Norway, and Germany, it has its own government. The island has a population of about 3.254 million and is home to the Kingdom of Audrilluria. Even in the 21st century, people still ruled as kings and queens.

The benefit to this, in Y/N's eyes, is that instead of having to charm a rich man and take his money after a few distasteful dates, she had a specific target that required little to no up-close interaction with the Kingdom's nobility. 

"We are after a necklace called the Heart of Audrilluria." Amelie reminded her with a snarky tone. "It's the crown jewel most valuable to the country. The necklace itself is worth more than $900 billion. There is a replica worth only half, but it's still substantial. The target is the authentic necklace, but if we can get our hands on the replica, it would be hard to tell it apart from the original." Y/N nodded, the wheels in her head turning. She already began to develop a plan to get to their target without creating suspicion to the presence of the supposed daughters of the Spanish Marquess. 

"What's your plan?" Amelie asked, knowing the look on her sister's face all too well. "I'm working on it. So far, it's the same as always; find someone close enough to the target, form the false-bond, and wait for the perfect moment." Y/N replied, a hint of a smirk graced her features. 

"Ah yes," Amelie teased, "The ol' reliable false-bond." She giggled, earning a playful glare from Y/N. "Hey," she retorted, "How many times has the false-bond made a job quick? How many times were other methods we've tried failed?" Amelie laughed once more. Every time they fight, the reliability of the false-bond somehow makes its way into the conversation. 

"Ok, ok! Just don't let the false-bond plan keep you from boarding the plane," Amelie snorts as she walks past her sister to the entrance of the terminal. 

Y/N sighs and starts to follow Amelie. This is the first time the target was worth more than a few million. This was a high-risk job that required more than just a false-bond approach. If any little thing were to go wrong, they were screwed for sure. If they failed, being permanently incarcerated in a foreign country was the very least of her worries. They had a lot more to lose than their own lives. The entirety of the flight would be spent devising plan A through Z and an "In case of Emergency" per plan. 

This was going to be a long flight.

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Prince Thomas William Hiddleston of Audrilluria, soon to be king. This single thought circled his mind endlessly as he looked at himself in the mirror. Dressed to the nines in his royal white and gold garments, he prepared himself, more mentally than physically, for the upcoming onslaught of questions from the press. This is something he should be used to, but there is more pressure on him now that his father, King James, is bestowing the throne to him. 

It's not so say he was unprepared for the upcoming coronation. His father taught him all he needed to know. He simply felt that there were certain things he wouldn't experience. Amongst those were working an honest job, learning from personal mistakes, and truly falling in love. After he is crowned, there would be a high expectancy for him to find a queen. It would be rushed and not feel genuine.

Thomas sighed, looking away from the mirror to the window beside it. He was conflicted between the acceptance of responsibility that comes with the throne and longing for some sort of normalcy. Maybe it just wasn't for everyone. 

His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. He turned to find that the person that interrupted him was none other than his beloved cousin, Charles. 

"Am I catching you at a bad time," Charles asked making his way into the room. Thomas shook his head, "Not at all cousin. You know you are always welcome." Charles gives him a puzzled look, "Are you sure? Brooding while looking over your kingdom seems like something to be done in privacy. Are you practicing for when you become king?" 

Thomas chuckled, shaking his head slightly. He walked up to his cousin and fixed the slightly messy tie from Charles's suit. "Is there a reason you're here, or are you simply making sure I haven't run away before I address the people?" 

Charles smirks, "Actually yes, I'm making sure you don't run away to that life you dream of so fondly." He knew all too well that Thomas dreamed of the simple life he would never get the chance to experience on his own."I'm also here to inform you that we need to start making our way to the meeting room. You wouldn't want to make the press wait too long and begin to spread rumors!" Charles walked out of the room as suddenly as he came in, leaving Thomas alone once more.

"The rumors would be the very least of my worries today," Thomas said to the empty space his cousin once occupied. It was true that he wouldn't experience simplicity with his lifestyle. It's so odd how something so trivial could be seen as a luxury to him. He'd been in the spotlight all his life, so why was this just now bothering him? 

Thomas shook his head, it was best he didn't think about such things now. He had to give his royal address regarding the next two weeks. He could think about that after the press. After all, two weeks was enough time to come to terms with his future arrangement as king. The next two weeks would be his final goodbye to the life he longed for since childhood. 

For now, he had to put on a show for the media. They've waited long enough, he thought to himself as he finished the final touches on his garments before heading out the door. Let the show begin.

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A/N: First Chapter done!! Let me know what you think!! Chapter 2 will be posted sometime next week!

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Marvel Imagine Recommendations (Week 2)

Welcome back to the second week! I have read some pretty amazing imagines this week and I actually cried and laughed through most of them so I want to say thank you to all the writers who put their all into their works and even though you don’t always get the notes you deserve, just know you’re doing amazing sweetie 😘  😘  😘

Recommendation Masterlist

My Masterlist

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A Marshmellow Christmas (Steve Rogers x Reader) by @justanotherbuckydevotee  

In which being caught in an embarrassing moment by your crush leads to a date with him. – Steve x Reader.

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Scarf Theif (Steve Rogers x Reader) by @sarahwroteathing  

Even superheroes get cold.

Steve Grant Rogers (Steve Rogers x Reader) by @sarahwroteathing   

Steve x reader but she’s (enhanced); she usually works in the lab with Bruce, she’s able to mess with cells and bodily functions and etc. she’s a good healer basically and can keep Bruce calm when Natasha isn’t there. Steve gets shot ‘a little bit’ again.

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Bad Match (series) (Bucky Barnes x Reader) @justreadingfics

Bucky and the Reader are set up on a date, but things don’t go as well as expected.  

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The Three Things that Confused Steve Rogers (Steve Rogers x Reader Drabble) by @hogwarts--imagines   

Steve being so adorably confused ‘cause, let’s be honest, he never spent much time around girls in the 40′s.

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How They Handle Your Death (Avengers Preference) by @avenge-these-imagines

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No Regrets (Bucky Barnes x Reader Soulmate!AU) by @imaginativemarvel

Soulmate!AU - When your soulmate gets hurt you receive a flower tattoo on your body in the same location they were wounded. Imagine Britt having her whole left arm covered in flowers while Bucky's whole hand was covered in them.

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Don’t Call Me Baby (Steve Rogers x Reader Drabble) by @jasmineladjevardi  

After finally confessing your love for each other, you and Steve discuss what pet names you want to call each other.

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BBParker’s TBR (to be released) NEXT WEEK

I Found You Part 3! (Loki Laufeyson x Reader Soulmate!AU)

I Quit You Part 2 [Final] (Tony Stark x Reader)

Intertwining Your Soul Part 2 & 3 (Thor Odinson x Reader Soulmate!AU)

Let Me Know Part 2 [Final] (Infinity War!Steve Rogers X Reader)

Multiple Christmas Prompt Requests (You can request here from this prompt- Christmas prompts closed on the 23rd of December in time for NYE Prompts)

****Secret Unnamed Bucky Barnes Fanfic****

Masterlist

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