#holy fuck byakuya kissed her

[noblereason]

Ahem . Your Tōshirō has been living rent-free in my head , and has become an integral part to my portrayal of Momo in the Hueco Mundo verse . His inner monologues , the references to myths & legends , the fact that he is so protective of her yet STILL thinks for himself ... chef's kiss .

I haven't interacted with your Byakuya yet BUT HOLY SHIT HE'S SO GOOD TOO . I am DYING for you to throw Bya at me , as I've told you numerous times in private ;_; I have read his threads with Hisana and ... Kubo, we were ROBBED . Bya is teetering at his breaking point , he's suffered (& continues to suffer) so , so much . Here's to a long time writing with you , friend <3

I am so honored that you feel this way, but I am so glad you gave my little impulsively added Toshiro a chance. Toshiro and Momo in the Hueco mundo arc live in my head rent free. My brain cells are toshiro and byakuya shaped now.

But really you should give yourselve more credit because I just kinda followed your lead with the myths & legends stuff tbh. It's fitting for them so I just stuck with it but it was your idea first. :3

I'm gonna have to send Byakuya your way so Momo and Bya can have really deep talks about how fucked noble society is. It's long overdue.

how is my portrayal.

[timelessxmemories]

Live blogging dr2 but very poorly pt1:

hi Hajime, ur great, kisses /p

Nagito is so special to me, baby boy, I love you, you deserve the world, you deserve it all, I want to give you a hug

Just met Gundham, he's so fucking chaotic and I love that for him, also hamsters<3 I used to have a bunch of hamsters as well and I just, aundhddundndhhdhe/pos, I also am kind of relating super fucking hard to him, it's insane

Also met Kazuichi, hehe, his last name is Soda, immediately adoring him

MIKAN SPOTTED. MIKAN SPOTTED. HI BABY GIRL!!!! I MISSED YOU SO SO SO MUCH. She is so fucking augh<3 I want to give her all the hugs and kisses in the whole damn world<333 she could fix me, literally and figuratively

HI IBUKI!!!!! HI!!! HI MY GIRL!!! Aha.. I'm gay. I would totally let her play her guitar and I would sit there cheering her the fuck on because fuck I love her so much

Chicken into cow???? Usami I love you girl, but what

HIYOKO, HIYOKO, HIYOKO. that's it, that's all i had to say

AKANEEEEEE!!!! AKANEE!!!!! MY BITCH!!!!! HIIIII

Hotel future. Love it.

Okay, first person walking, alright, thats, different?

Hi Fuyuhiko, fuckin bastard but in the most affectionate way possible, ur so silly

Mahiru<3333 I want to kiss you all over the face sweet girl, ur amazing

FUCKING UNRELIABLE HAJIME, HAHA, MAHIRU, MY GIRL, CHILL

Nekomaru, my guy, I love you, but please, have some chill, what is it with these characters and having literally no chill whatsoever, don't get me wrong, i love it, BUT HOLY SHIT

"yep." -Nagito

Teruteru, hi my guy, what's up with you, not in a bad way, but, what's up with you. Also, "hello there".

SONIA. SONIA. SONIA. wait nevermind, hah, see what I did there? Sorry, bad pun.

Wait. She didn't have friends???? Aww nooo, my girl,, :(( I'll be ur friend :D

mmm. Not liking Teruteru as much anymore. He's giving me the creeps. Not liking him. Nope. No. Nuh-uh.

I AUDIBLY GASPED. CHIAKI. HI. HI. HI. WE LOVE YOU. WE SEE YOU. WE ADORE YOU. STAY AWAY FROM TERUTERU THO PLEASE.

Pekooooooooooo, Pekooooooooo!!!! I want to give you a hug.

BYAKUYA. MY HUSBAND. MY LOVE. MY BELOVED. MY SWEETHEART. MY BABY. HWHDHSHSSGSGSH. I LOWV YOU SO MUCH WAH. AUGH.

Ding dong Bing bong!!!!!!!

Byakuya stop being impatient.

Hiyoko, I love you, I love your energy

Ah yes, peko, the observant.

And there goes Ibuki being ibuki<33

Kazuichi, please, don't be so laid back, my man, what are you doing

Aaaand teruteru is being weird again. Fuck that guy.

Ibuki this is why I love you

Byakuya, stop calling people names, please

"Small dogs shouldn't bark so loud" BYAKUYA PLEASE

Story time with Byakuya ig

oh music stopped

And creepy music is back

Akane being a whole fucking mood

Music stopped again???

Aaand regular music is back + Ibuki being excitable

Kazuichi you poor soul, you poor poor soul

NOT YOU TOO HIYOKO, PLEASE, STOP BEING SO LAID BACK

"Cretins" I love her.

"Won't be a problem" girl. Girl. Girl girl girl.

Shut the fuck up cunt. (Teruteru)

Aaaand there goes Peko pointing out the obvious<3

"Why don't we just swim home?" GIRL. HOLY SHIT.

Aaaand in comes Mikan with the reasoning. Thank you.

NEKOMARU PLEASE. CHILL TF OUT.

Hi again Usami

Rule follower./aff

*proceeds to recite the rules*

"What if your actions place everyone in danger?" MY MAN COMING BACK FULL FORCE

AN USAMI STRAP??? SQUEEZE TUMMY IT TALKS??? I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW.

Byakuya, don't call it a waste of time. Shut your mouth you cunt<3/aff

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE IT??? COME ON.

CHIAKI, VOICE OF REASONING, I LOVE YOU. SHE GETS IT.

NOOOO, USAMIIII DONT CRY MY BABY

Uh oh. Motives

Oh nevermind it's fine

Or is it

Party?

Yes.

TERUTERU. GO TO THE CORNER.

SONIA NO.

Hiyoko why are you so excited about killing a hoop snake

Hajime: There's no way anyone would go swimming!

Literally everyone else: I beg to differ.

Hajime: what

"No danger, nothing tragic, is that really true?" I love you Hajime. You are the only reasonable person ever.

"If so.. am i wrong?" I had faith. Girl. Holy shit.

"The water is too salty" bitch ur too salty

"She's just wrong about so many things" no actually she's right about everything

Sleepy Chiaki<333

THEYRE ALL IN BATHING SUITS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO PRECIOUS. TO ME.

Fuck you Teruteru.

Ibuki, don't drink the water.

Fuck you Teruteru.

Please punch him Nekomaru.

[rivetwrites]

DR1 Cuddling HC

//another one. since its still comfort, fluff hours

- mod oma

✧┈┈┈┈┈•♛•┈┈┈┈┈✧

Makoto Naegi

Very soft and shy

Also very small

He loves being the little spoon, or having his head rest on your chest

He always looks up at you with the

“holy fuck you’re so gorgeous i love you so so much” face

He gets kind of sleepy, so he snuggles into you for a small nap

Very tired boy, lots of pets and cuddles

Byakuya Togami

Tsundere

Rarely ever cuddles, you’d have to catch him when he’s about to sleep

He’ll act like it’s a chore to do so, but on the inside, he melts

Prefers to wrap his arm around you while he reads, or to spoon you

He tries his best to hide his embarrassing blush, but its so difficult

When he’s absolutely sure (or if you’re amazing at faking) sleeping, he’ll give you a small forehead kiss

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

It’s already a pain enough to kiss him, since he’s always so busy

But cuddling?

It’s like pulling teeth

You’d sometimes have to drag him to bed with you so you can snuggle

He’s pretty stiff when he starts out, and a little awkward to touch you

But soon enough, he loves it!

Only cuddles you in a wholesome way!!

Mondo Owada

A biker gang leader never wants to cuddle!

Okay, that’s a huge lie, he’s a big softie with you

Kind of scared, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you, so he’s extra gentle

He loves being the big spoon, or having you rest on his chest, it makes him feel like he’s protecting you

His favourite time to cuddle is in the morning when you two are waking up

Morning kisses as he tries to keep you in bed for a little longer

And his morning voice is a huge plus

Chihiro Fujisaki

Small boy who adores cuddles

Sometimes you’ll have to pick him up and away from his computer to cuddle, in which he’ll never complain

Prefers to be the little spoon, or nuzzle into your chest. He loves the feeling of being protected

But he’ll gladly be the big spoon as well! He wants to be able to protect you!

Very shy nose kisses!!

Loves to cuddle at night, right before you two sleep

Yasuhiro Hagekure

Lowkey best cuddler

He loves pulling you into his chest, his chin on the top of your head

Only downside is that he’s a talker

He’ll talk about anything and everything. From aliens to what his favourite snack is, he’ll talk about it all

Loves to play with your hair while he talks!

Probably won’t notice that you fell asleep and will continue to talk to himself

Leon Kuwata

You know that stereo typical “yawn, stretch, put your arm over their shoulder and give them a smirk”? 

Yeah that’s him

Maybe he spices it up and gives you a kiss too

But he loves sitting down on the couch and snuggling, especially after practice

Play with his hair! It’s the only time you’ll be able to without him pouting about it!!

Loves to talk about music with you and your days!

Aoi Asahina

Loves to cuddle!!!

She likes spooning you, since she’s usually a pillow hugger, but she wouldn’t complain if you wanna hug her!

Lowkey would eat in bed when you cuddle

She loves morning cuddles!! But there’s no reason...

Breakfast in bed

Kyoko Kirigiri

Not much of a cuddler, but she doesn’t mind when you want to

She gets pretty sleepy during it, especially when you play with her hair

Doesn’t have a favourite position, but if she had to choose, she would like to rest on your chest

Just so you can play with her hair

Loves cuddling after work when she’s calming down from a stressful day, since you make her so relaxed

Sakura Ogami

Loves cuddles with a passion

Especially after her workout shower, when her muscles are calming down

She loves to be the big spoon, or have you rest on her chest

The queen must protect her S/O

She will listen to you talk about your day or if anything is on you rmind

Absolute goddess of listening and giving advice

Toko Fukawa

Lowkey loves cuddling, but never initiates or asks

Very nervous

Kind of complain when you do, but don’t take it too seriously

Loves to curl up next to you, head on your chest as she reads a book

Whenever you ask about her books, she can and will go on and on about what happens

If you ever give a good idea, don’t be too surprised when you see it being used in her next book

Sayaka Maizono

Cuddlebug!!

She loves to sing you lullabies to help you sleep

Sometimes turns into some kind of pop song and it makes you giggle

Likes to rest on your chest, but will let you rest on hers as well!

Talks about her friends, or her new song coming out

Falls asleep pretty easily, sometimes in the middle of her sentence

Hifumi Yamada

Prefers not to cuddle when he has to work on something

You do anyway and he doesn’t have the heart to complain

Loves to read manga and watch anime with you!!

Can and will have a full conversation about a character you both like

And cry with you when they die

Likes to draw while cuddling, even lets you pick out the colours!!

[medea10]

My Review of Marmalade Boy

How did I get into this anime? I’ve heard of the title several decades past and put it on the back-back-back burner for God-knows how long.

So Miki Koishikawa is a relatively normal high school student. Has friends, loving parents, and loves to play tennis. Let’s drop the mic here!

Her world is turned upside-down when her parents decide to get a divorce. But wait, it gets better! Her parents announce they’re going to remarry to another couple that’s also getting a divorce. But because these parents don’t hate each other to live separately, these two couples are going to buy a big house and live together under one roof. Okay, these parents are total swingers and I can’t help but think they went to a few-too many “Key Parties” in their past. But wait, it gets better! The other couple in this mess has a son named Yuu Matsura. And wouldn’t you know it, Miki thought from the get-go that Yuu was kinda cute and they end up…uh-oh!

Surprise Incest!

In this surprisingly 75 episode series, we see a lot go down with this particular couple as there is a lot to cover. This story covers a lot involving the main characters and their love lives. And it gives you what you would expect including love triangles, petty fights that go nowhere, long-distance relationships, and of course hiding the fact you’re in a relationship from your parents because his parents are her parents now!

BETWEEN THE SUB AND THE DUB: This was originally licensed by Tokyopop. That is kind of a rarity as we all know the ups and downs of that particular distributor. But long story short, this is currently under the licensing of Discotek. Better yet, while I was viewing this, Crunchyroll decided to be kind and stream the series on their site (sub only). The dub had many recognizable voices from folks stationed in L.A. So we get to hear from Michelle Ruff, Yuri Lowenthal, Carrie Savage, and the late Michael Lindsay. The sub version of course has several folks I’m familiar with like Ryoutarou Okiayu, Aya Hisakawa, Akira Ishida, Junichi Kanemaru…

Wait…did I just say Junichi Kanemaru! Holy rare items! The voice of Harley from Pokemon! FUCKING HARLEY! Before I turn into a screaming/fainting goat, here’s what you might recognize these folks from.

JAPANESE CAST: *Yuu is played by Ryoutarou Okiayu (known for Scar on FMA, Shigure on Fruits Basket, Akio on Clannad, Byakuya on Bleach, Tiger’s Eye on Sailor Moon SuperS, Mr. K on Gravitation, and Igor on Blue Exorcist)

*Miki is played by Mariko Kouda (known for Sakura on Pokemon, Yuri on Dirty Pair Flash, Kaya on One Piece, Nayuki on Kanon, and Juri on Vampire Knight)

ENGLISH CAST: *Yuu is played by Michael Lindsay (known for Urahara on Bleach, Kankurou on Naruto, Tamaki on Code Geass, and Joe on Digimon) [R.I.P]

*Miki is played by Michelle Ruff (known for Luna on Sailor Moon [redub], Nagato on Haruhi Suzumiya, Tsukasa on Lucky Star, Anri on Durarara, Euphemia on Code Geass, Sinon on SAO, and Chii on Chobits)

DISLIKED CHARACTER: In other words, which relationship road-block did I despise the most? There were quite a few people after both Miki and Yuu throughout the series run. And despite the many reservations I have involving with this ship and will glare at their relationship with a surprise incest hate going on, I didn’t want to see these two go out with the worst person.

Honestly, I thought I would be putting Ginta and Arimi up here. Both of them supremely got on my nerves in the first arc of the series. Particularly Ginta with the way he did Miki wrong in middle school and again by stealing a kiss from her. Jinny in the NY arc really aggravated me, but not as much as I thought she would.

But then you have Suzu and Kei. These two characters just wouldn’t stop! Suzu would deliberately invite Yuu over or involve him in some stupid activity to get close to him and make Miki jealous. And Kei straight-up lied to Miki about having her medallion for almost 10 episodes. After all that shit, I thought there was no way in hell dude was ever going to get with Miki, even if she and Yuu broke up. Never say never! She goes out with him. What the fuck, Miki? I know he got a little better after the dishonesty Kei brought about, but still. I did however feel sorry for Kei and lost stamina in my hatred for this kid. I knew he was going to be the rebound guy and that he still stood no chance of being with Miki in the long-run.

Suzu on the other hand, fuck the bitch! Especially after the ski-trip episode! Suzu almost killed Miki. Okay, Arimi might have stolen a kiss from Yuu. Jinny might have lied about sleeping with Yuu. But Suzu almost committed negligent homicide. Fuck her! So yeah, Suzu is my least favorite character on Marmalade Boy.

SHIPPING: Okay…this might take a while, but I want to cover everything as much as humanly possible. And if you don’t want to be spoiled by what I say, probably don’t watch the eye-catches in every episode. They kinda show who’s supposed to be with who.

*Yuu x Miki: Ah shit, here we go again! As if I haven’t written enough opinions on shipping couples that are step-siblings recently. Despite my prejudice against surprise incest ships, this one is the least infuriating of the ones I’ve watched in the last two years. This ship has gone through its share of drama. Yuu had several girls interfere with his relationship with Miki. And Miki had her fair share as well, including a rebound boyfriend. But no matter what, they always found their way back to each other. I shouldn’t hate this ship. I should shake my head with those parents of Miki and Yuu’s. Good God, I thought I’ve heard it all!

*Miki x Ginta: So Ginta was a boy that Miki had a crush on a few years prior to the story. But dumbass Ginta read Miki’s love letter out loud to a bunch of friends and that soured their friendship (which was a misunderstanding). They eventually reached a mature level of casually speaking to each other again in later years. But this gets ugly again when Ginta gets jealous over Yuu and steals a kiss from Miki. Who do you think you are, Dio Brando? Not only that but Ginta does some ugly methods in order to win Miki’s heart including be in a sham relationship with Arimi (Yuu’s former girlfriend). It was at this point of the series that I despised Ginta and hoped he would never find happiness. But thankfully, that hatred passed.

*Yuu x Arimi: Yuu also had a romantic past. But in this case, Arimi had the crush and begged Yuu to date her for three months. And they had fun during those three months. It’s just that Yuu sees Arimi as more of a friend. But Arimi still has it strong for Yuu and ends up trying to make him jealous by dating another boy. That went over as well as a lead balloon.

*Ginta x Arimi: This ship actually started out being a fake relationship. So almost on the same level as what you saw in the anime Toradora. Both of them had feelings for other people, but of course neither of them had any chance with Miki or Yuu. Ginta already dug his grave years ago when he read Miki’s love letter publicly and Yuu had no interest in Arimi even when they were dating. So these two ended up together in an attempt to make their crushes jealous! But it wasn’t really smooth sailing as Arimi is quite popular around her school. She has a lot of fanboys including Ginta’s loud and annoying cousin.

Oh yeah, Ginta’s loud and annoying cousin. I don’t care for him.

*Meiko x Namura-sensei: There will be plenty of episodes involving this ship. They are no threat to Miki and Yuu’s relationship. Meiko is Miki’s best friend and Na-chan is their teacher. It’s just that every now and then we take a detour into “Meiko: The Miniseries”.

Oh man, I thought the surprise incest was enough. Now we get a student/teacher relationship. By the looks of it, this does seem non-sexual and both are consenting (so no one was taken advantage). It’s just that this is VERY taboo. It especially gets dangerous when Na-chan ends up as Meiko’s homeroom teacher and they couldn’t see each other out in the open anymore. Oh, did I forget to mention this relationship kinda started when Meiko was in middle school. Silly me! Have fun with that tidbit. Then it gets crazier when this relationship is found out and ultimatums are put on both of them. I’m not as bitchy about these sorts of relationships and again I point out other controversial student/teacher relationships that raise an eyebrow like Sakura’s parents on Cardcaptor Sakura or Tohru’s parents on Fruits Basket. But I do see Meiko as the successful story that Natsuo from Domestic Girlfriend could learn from.

At least she didn’t have a child with Satoshi and leave him for Na-chan!

*Meiko x Satoshi: And here we have a Johnny-Come-Lately/Rebound! Meiko’s heart still belongs to Na-chan, yet Satoshi persists Meiko at every opportunity. Now there were some moments where it felt like Meiko was going to cave in and start falling for Satoshi. And he has been very supportive of her writing, even if he entered her story in a contest without her consent. He does care for her.

She did give in every now and then to her confused emotions with Satoshi. Hey, she even gave up a kiss too. But she will never be over Na-chan. This ship was a whirlwind of emotion, especially when Meiko sees Na-chan again and she tries to get back with him. Na-chan turns the tables by telling Meiko he doesn’t love her and that he’s now in a committed relationship with their teacher Miss Ryoko. But that was a lie. Na-chan loves Meiko and just used Miss Ryoko as an excuse. Did I mention Miss Ryoko loves Na-chan too? Feel like I should have mentioned that. Thankfully, Na-chan and Meiko end up realizing they love each other too much to let the other one go. Fuck all, fuck the families, fuck what society thinks, we’re engaged. Apologies to Miss Ryoko and Satoshi who are now in Dumps-ville!

Let’s get away from the Meiko drama. In the second arc to this story, we ease away from the drama that consisted of characters like Arimi, Ginta, and even Satoshi. However, more love rivals come into play, especially after Yuu and Miki hook up.

Now that Ginta is out of the picture and has hooked up with Arimi, you’d think it’d be smooth sailing for Miki, right? Hell no! Miki gets a part-time job and works with a boy named Kei. Kei eventually gets the hots for Miki but knows she’s off-limits as she has a boyfriend. What does Kei do? Hold onto Miki’s memento from Yuu and lie about it for several episodes. This guy really put unnecessary strains on Miki and her relationship with Yuu to a point where Miki is hiding stuff from Yuu. Thankfully, this didn’t cause as much damage as I thought and Miki x Yuu is back in business. While Kei has accepted that Miki loves Yuu, he will be back to get her!

Yuu on the other hand had to deal with an annoying little princess by the name of Suzu. After meeting Suzu, I gotta say this girl is persistent. She would always drive him and Miki away from each other or try to drive a wedge between them. Suzu would do everything in her power to have Yuu over at her home. But Yuu has his priorities straight about why he’s over there. Suzu’s father wants Yuu to tutor her and Yuu wants to learn from Suzu’s father to further his interest in architecture. Priorities! Still doesn’t stop Suzu from being an annoying nuisance. And did I mention the almost negligent homicide incident? I’m never going to be over that!

There was also another girl. But you can’t really hate this girl like Suzu. Let’s talk about Ann! She is actually a really good competitor for Yuu’s heart and I can see how Miki could be intimidated by her. A sickly girl with a bad heart whom Yuu has known since childhood! Oh fuck yeah! Ann doesn’t mind being second place in Yuu’s heart actually. She sees that the two love each other and Ann stows her feelings to the side.

…

I suppose I should talk about this stuff as well.

So when Yuu moved to NY, there was a lot of fighting for people’s love in the big apple and in Japan. Yuu and Miki still love each other despite the long distance relationship. However Miki is being hounded by Kei (AGAIN) and the student exchange boy Michael. Meanwhile, Yuu is being pursued by a girl named Jinny. And Jinny is being pursued by a guy named Brian (the brother of student exchange boy Michael). Problem is, Jinny has no interest in Brian and only has eyes for Yuu until she totally fucks it up with him. But then Miss Priss over here gets jealous when another friend, Bill, gets friendly with Yuu’s long-time friend Ann. But then Jinny ends up with Bill. And Brian settles for forever-friend-zoned Doris.

I hope you all followed that NY drama because I don’t feel like going over that web of shit again. Oh wait.

Miki and Kei hooked up too. Don’t worry, it didn’t last.

THESE PARENTS, I TELL YA: Miki and Yuu’s parents are a trip! They tell their kids everything at the last, possible minute. They spring on the most messed-up surprises on them and expect them to just go with the flow. Yeah, I’m slightly with Miki when it comes to the parents remarrying each other. I’m glad they still have a relationship that they still like each other even though they’re divorcing. But for fuck’s sake, you cannot expect anyone to smile and go with the flow when they suddenly tell you that the parents you’ve known your whole life divorces on the fly and trades partners with another couple. But it isn’t just that one thing! Miki and Yuu’s parents constantly drop news on them at the very last minute (especially with Miki).

Why are you moving furniture?

We invited a foreign exchange student to live with us!

Why are you guys dressed up?

We’re going out for dinner! Have fun with the leftovers.

Why do you have all that luggage?

We’re going on a surprise honeymoon! Take care of the house while we’re gone.

These parents are so flighty I want to hate them on the same level as Brock’s parents from Pokemon. But there were certain moments in the anime that cause me to back off. One particular moment was when the school found out about the living arrangement with the mixed family and the vice principal got her panties in a bunch about how unorthodox this was. Yuu and Miki’s parents came in and told them that they love these kids and would do anything for them. But for real guys, stop springing surprise news on your kids.

MOVIE: I actually decided to watch the movie before viewing the television series. After the television run of Marmalade Boy, a 30 minute movie came out one year later. This movie showed us Yuu’s reaction to the news of his parents divorcing and remarrying another divorced couple since the series focused more on Miki’s reaction. Yu’s reaction was hard to tell since this boy really showed no big reaction to this news. Yuu’s got one hell of a poker face. But for most of the special, he ends up following this girl he catches a glimpse of. Only later does he realize that she has the same name as his soon-to-be step-sister.

ARCS: In an anime like this and at the time of its airing, you know they were going to cover quite a bit compared to animes of today. The fact that Marmalade Boy had a total of 76 episodes proves that this was full of love triangles and fillers. It felt like after 25 episodes or so, things change with something monumental happening with the main ship of Miki and Yuu.

The first part of this anime consisted of Yuu and Miki adjusting to life with a very unorthodox, mixed family and figuring out where Yuu and Miki were going to go with their romantic lives. Was Yuu going to go back out with his old girlfriend Arimi? Was Miki going to give Ginta a second chance after their turmoil in middle school? Can Yuu and Miki get together without a wave of disgusting looks from fans and others because of this borderline incest concept?

The second part of the anime consisted of several different characters wanting Yuu and/or Miki for something romantic. Characters like Suzu and Kei came to the picture and were dead-set on keeping Yuu and Miki away from each other. Suzu tried everything in her power to keep Yuu all to herself during study sessions and the like. Hell, there was an episode where she led Miki away from Yuu by having her go to a hard ski-slope during a snowstorm, almost killing her. Have I mentioned the negligent homicide yet to you all? I feel like I should! Kei lied to Miki on several occasions and held something important of hers just to get what he wanted. We also had another girl who was interested in Yuu, but Ann had other things to deal with like her health. But she doesn’t mind being second best girl to Miki.

The third part tests Yuu and Miki with having to deal with a long-distance relationship as Yuu is going to study abroad in New York for his final year of high school. And you all know that long-distance relationships can cause the likes of cheating, apathetic phone calls, and rebounds!

ENDING: Yuu moving to New York really put a major strain on his and Miki’s relationship. These two crazy kids missed each other, but as we all know, most long-distance relationships are doomed to fall apart. I mean, you’ve got Miki being pursued by her foreign-exchange friend Michael and former co-worker Kei. Meanwhile in America, Yuu is being pursued by a girl at his dorms named Jinny. And this bitch goes above and beyond to detour Miki away from Yuu by lying to her about sleeping with Yuu. I truly want to place blame on Jinny for Miki breaking up with Yuu, but let’s face it, Miki can’t live like this. Miki was literally at a breaking point when she made a surprise visit to NY and Jinny’s stupid comment about sleeping with him was just the straw that broke the camel’s back.

In the aftermath of this breakup, Miki ends up taking comfort in Kei. This is what we call “the rebound”. It won’t last! But I think Kei knows that Miki’s not going to be his forever love. And this gets put to the test when Yuu comes back to Japan for summer break. No surprises that Miki breaks up with Kei and goes back to Yuu. Happily ever after right?! Not even close. Kei and Ann are left heartbroken (again). Then again, we went through the same shit when Meiko broke Satoshi’s heart and Na-chan did the same to Miss Ryoko. But then we got the biggest bombshell to date.

Around episode 24 or so, we learned that Yuu’s father was NOT his real father. And in that part of the story, Yuu thought that Satoshi’s father was his biological father. But it was later proven that he is not (no matter how much the two are heavily into architecture). Yuu comes across some pictures of his parents from the past that were very troubling. It turns out Yuu and Miki’s parents didn’t just randomly meet during a vacation in Hawaii. They actually have history. Jin’s arms around Yuu’s mother could only mean one logical explanation.

These parents are fucking swingers!

No, but seriously the incest aroma is coming in strong that Oreimo is saying “this stinks”.

So Yuu, not even a week after getting back with Miki breaks up with her, doesn’t tell her this revelation involving their parents, doesn’t even confront his parents and step-parents about this, and ditches her to go back to America.

Yuu, you punk-ass, pussy-ass bitch! Meiko should have slapped your brains out. Do you have any idea how many things Miki has been left out of involving her damn family? Those flakey parents don’t even tell their kids anything until the last minute. She should at least know that her father might have had relations with Yuu’s mother. Yes, this is a really fucked-up turn, but I think Yuu could have handled this better than he did. After Yuu broke things off with Miki, she decided to lock away all memories of Yuu, got a new look and put on a happy face. But she’s still huring inside. So she goes to NY to confront Yuu. Yuu FINALLY says they might be half-brother and sister and Miki ends up having a big enough meltdown that it involved the Manhattan police and a search team.

But after almost being stabbed in Harlem, Miki and Yuu don’t care if they’re related or not, they’ll be together forever. They’re fine with not having kids or not being legally married, they’ll stay together. And perfect timing, Miki and Yuu’s parents, along with Meiko and Satoshi came to NY to make sure Miki was found safe. So it’s time for Yuu to hammer his parents for hiding stuff from them. And here were the results of that!

Yes, these parents did know each other and dated one another in their college days. Yuu’s mother Chiyako in fact was impregnated by Miki’s father Jinn. However, they broke up and Chiyako wound up with Youji. But that baby was NOT Yuu. Chiyako suffered a miscarriage years before Yuu was born. Youji Matsura is Yuu’s father all along. Oh and all four parents know about Miki and Yuu’s relationship. Skeptical at first, but they’re okay by them being together.

And the happiness continues as we fast-forward to Na-chan and Meiko’s wedding. Ginta and Arimi are still on good footing. Miss Ryouko might find love in a new person. Suzu and Kei might be getting together. Same might be said about Michael and Ann. And then Yuu and Miki’s parents announce they’re expecting babies. THIS FAMILY IS INSANE! We end the series with a medley of the best and worst kisses, ending on Yuu and Miki kissing at their own wedding.

That was Marmalade Boy! It was as 90s as you could get with the vibrant colors, dramatic stings, romantic J-Pop playing in the background during the juicy moments, constant close-ups of peoples faces during the shocking moments, and riddled with heterosexual romances. I’ll be honest, there were times where I would completely forget that Miki and Yuu were step-brother and sister and would just go on and root for them. But then near the end of the series where we learn that there’s a good chance they might be blood-related, then I was ready to shove this ship in the trash. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case.

I can’t be the only person to say this but, I think Domestic Girlfriend took a lot of things from Marmalade Boy. Not straight-up plagiarized it, but was inspired by it. We had parents suddenly get remarried and the main character now has a brother, romantic happenings with the step-brother and sister, and of course a relationship between a student and teacher. But give Domestic Girlfriend some credit, the parents weren’t as fucking crazy as the ones in Marmalade Boy. I thought I felt sorry for Natsuo’s future kid. I saw some stuff involving Marmalade Boy’s sequel manga. That family tree grew and sprouted some confusing branches after Miki and Yuu’s step-siblings came into the picture.

If you are heavily into love-triangles of every form, check out Marmalade Boy. Every episode is now available on Crunchyroll (sub only).

Okay, what’s my next Nozomi Entertainment/Discotek/Animes made before Oct 1986?

Get ready to go back to the year 1983 with this one.

Cat’s Eye? Okay, let’s do it.

[danganronpa-oneshots-headcannons]

Can I get Byakuya,Fuyuhiko,Shuichi, and Makoto with a F!Reader on her period? Thanks!

Here you are! Periods are the worse! Hopefully you like it! Much love 💕//

☁︎︎~Byakuya, Fuyuhiko, Shuichi, and Makoto with a F!Reader who is on their period!

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

☁︎︎~Byakuya

•He’s sitting on the couch with a book in hand when you stepped out of your guys shared bedroom.

•He hadn’t seen you all day and honestly he wished you just stayed in your room.

•You came out with messy hair and a dirty bed sheet over your shoulder. You were changed into black shorts and a F/C shirt. Your makeup was smudged along with dark rings under your eyes. You looked terrible.

•”You could have at least tidied yourself up.”

•With that comment, all hell breaks loose.

•You usually cackle or stick out your tongue at him but this time it’s different.

•Your screaming at him.

•For once, he’s speechless.

•And a bit worried.

•You drop the bed sheet on the tile ground before storming back off to the bedroom.

•Closing his book, he walked over to inspect the sheet and immediately widened his eyes.

•A rather large blood stain was visible.

•At first he’s panicking. Why was there blood? Were you hurt? Maybe it was-

•Then it hits him.

•”Oh Jeez...”

•Fixing his glasses, he picks up the sheet and brings into the laundry room.

•Afterwards, he walks to the bedroom and lightly knocks on the door.

•”Darling? Do you mind if I come in?”

•Without reviving an answer, he walks in to see you cuddled up in blankets, gripping your stomach.

•Grabbing a random book off the shelf, he lays beside you on the bed.

•”Would you like me to read to you?”

•He knows that you love it when he reads to you

•With guilty tears for yelling at him, you lean on him and nod.

•He’s not much for PDA. However, he slings his arm around you this one time

•And maybe a few other times after that.

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

☁︎︎~Fuyuhiko

•You both are at his place just hanging out and goofing around.

•These times were the only times you got to see him so happy and carefree.

•You two were throwing around pillows upstairs in his bedroom, when all of a sudden, a painful cramp erupted.

•Knowing it was one of two things, you excused yourself to the bathroom.

•You fucking hoped it wasn’t your period

•However, you must have shit luck because it sure was your period

•You brought nothing with you to clean up with.

•He found it rather odd you just... left, but doesn’t question it.

•He waits.

•And waits.

•And waits.

•He finally gives up waiting and walks over to the bathroom.

•With a small knock, he clears his throat.

•”Hey, uh... y-you good?”

•Your sitting on the toilet clutching your stomach when you give a,

•”I’m fine..”

•”Yeah because that sounded really fuckin convincing dumbass.. I’m coming in.”

•Just like that, he walked in and immediately rushed over to you.

•Sure he was somewhat flustered at the sight of you and your situation but wanted to help nonetheless.

•”Holy shit! Are you okay? Why is there blood?!”

•He’s slightly panicking

•With a shaky breath, you calmly explain what was going on.

•He caught on rather quickly.

•”O-Oh! I.. I um. L-Let me get.. Peko.”

•With a kiss on your forehead, he walks out of the room and gets Peko to care for you.

•Don’t get me wrong, he cares about you and wants to help but he has no idea what to do.

•He waits for the two of you to come out and when you do, he’s all clingy.

•Peko just smirks and walks out of the room leaving the two of you alone.

•”I’m sorry. I would’ve helped but.. ya know.”

•You tell him it’s okay and to not worry about it.

•He still asks Peko what to do for the next time anyways.

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

☁︎︎~Shuichi

•This boi actually knows a bit about the subject.

•He’s done his research and is ready for when your time comes around

•So he thinks

•Your moody, hungry, emotional, and in pain.

•This boi was not ready.

•”Hey um.. babe, have you seen my...”

•You glared daggers at him.

•”Er.. um.. never mind.”

•The next day, he came home late from work. You usually wait for him to come back from work so you two could have dinner together but not this time.

•”Hey honey.. sorry I’m late. Ready to have dinner?”

•”Already did.”

•”O-Oh..”

•Just by your attitude, he knows your in great pain.

•It hurts him to see you like this.

•He eats the last little bit of food and then sits beside you on the couch.

•He doesn’t know if you want him to cuddle you or talk to you to begin with.

•Maybe he wants you gone?

•He goes to walk away when all of a sudden it hits.

•You start bawling.

•”I’m so sorry for snapping at you the other day! I’m such a bad girlfriend!”

•He swears you act like Kokichi on your period

•With a small sigh and smile, he sits back down before he brings you into a hug and tells you your an amazing girlfriend.

•Even though you drive him nuts sometimes, he loves you for who you are and is incredibly lucky to have you.

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

☁︎︎~Makoto

•This boi is a natural when it comes to periods!

•His sister is the devil herself when she’s on hers so he’s somewhat used to your attitude.

•You want hugs and kisses? He’s there.

•You want chocolate? He’ll get it.

•You had just started your period not too long ago.

•You had terrible cramps and a massive headache.

•Wrapped in a soft blanket and wearing some cozy pyjamas, your watched your favourite TV show in the living room.

•Makoto had left the house when you woke up, leaving a note saying he was gone to get some stuff.

•This is definitely a time you needed hugs and kisses.

•Your cramps begin to grow worse when the front door swings open.

•Looking over, there stood Makoto in the doorway holding a basket filled with tampons/pads, chocolate, and flowers all for you.

•”I didn’t know if you needed any of this but I got it anyways. Chocolate always seemed to cheer my sister up!”

•He’s so proud of himself-

•You start crying your eyes out as you reach out for him.

•With a smile, he places down the basket beside you and hugs you.

•Not only do you get cuddles from him but now you have chocolate to top that.

•He truly is the best when it comes to this stuff believe it or not and you love him dearly for this.

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

[plunnies-n-shit]

as it was

Bleach -- ShinIchi -- Canon Divergence

Shinji waits because....

Honestly, he doesnt know. 

He had his reasons, surely. Ichigo was young. Shinji had been his teacher, and, even though ichigo had long surpassed him, shinji wanted to make sure that teacher-student dynamic had well and faded. And, ichigo was a hero: if anyone had earned a rest and reprieve, the rest of his human life in peace, it was ichigo. 

It all seems so silly now. So. meaningless. 

Because Kurosaki Ichigo is dead, and no one can find his spirit in any of the three worlds.

(Two years later, a Shiba boy bearing a startling resemblance to the late Shiba Kaien enters the Shin'o Academy)

Byakuya figures this "Shiba Youko" out first, and almost immediately, pretty much just because Byakuya is one of the best damn reiryoku sensors currently in existence. He promises to keep this Shiba Youko's secret, partly because hes the best damn reiryoku sensor in existence and even he couldnt find Ichigo in the Rukongai or avenge Ichigo by killing whatever sent him to the Soul Society in the first place.

(Also because Byakuya almost blew Ichigo's cover the first time Byakuya and Shiba Youko met because byakuya blurted out "isnt Youko a woman's name?" without meaning to. No one noticed but Byakuya was really embarrassed by the momentary lapse of control)

Ichigo's disguise is twofold: 

First is Shiba Youko/Shiba Yōko, Shiba Kūkaku's youngest brother, named after a powerful Shiba elder some generations back (because Kūkaku finally has Ichigo out from under Isshin's thumb and fuck yeah she's gonna go all out with all the Fancy Clan Shit. She gets to rename him, she gets to teach him about their ancestors, she'll fucking sew the Shiba family crest onto every single article of clothing Shiba Yōko owns if he'll let her.). Shiba Yōko is cheerful and mild-mannered and extremely talented even if he never seems to unseal his Zanpakutō/can't seem to unseal his Zanpakutō.

The second layer: if people get past the cheerful, mild-mannered (if a bit of a trickster), white-and-black-haired (thank you, Zangetsu) Shiba Yōko, Kūkaku has filled Yōko's head with every damn story about Kaien that she remembers, which is all of them. Shiba Yōko is a fragment of Kaien's soul, freed after Rukia killed aaroniero and reincarnating strangely because if it. His memories are fragmented, but he clearly remembers some of his past life, it's got to be Kaien right? Even if he can't remember how he died either time, that's traumatic and Shiba Yōko is only a boy after all.

(Jūshirō falls for that second disguise so hard. And it definitely helps that Ichigo... kinda really wants that father-figure in his life. Even though Ichigo feels guilty for lying, Jūshirō is kind and caring and gives direction without expectation and he never, ever swings at Ichigo outside of the training fields, and Ichigo loves him)

The worst part is that Shinji falls for it.

He falls for the façade of Shiba Yōko, prodigy who graduates in a year and immediately gets an offer for the Sixth Division Third Seat.

(Alternatively, i could also place Ichigo in the Fourth.

Like, a combination of growing up with Isshin in the clinic and two years+one year in the academy learning control and kaidō

Shinji will never suspect this cute, kind, cheerful, mild-mannered shinigami who follows Unohana around kinda like a lost puppy(edited)

A cute, kind, cheerful, mild-mannered shinigami who is maybe taking after Unohana more than is advisable, if the way he can get Eleventh Division shinigami to stay put with just a smile

And of course Unohana is going to keep Yōko's secret)

Because on one hand she doesn't actually care, and on the other hand, she wants to keep Ichigo close and see him grow because she really wants to fight him someday

Shiba Yōko, who is young and kind. Who helps little old ladies across the street. Who pokes and prods until Byakuya, who'd withdrawn again after Ichigo's death, until Byakuya starts to joke and even laugh again. Shiba Yōko, who despite not having unsealed his Zanpakutō and clearly not being a front-line fighter is willing to put himself between his team and an enemy and who never, ever leaves anyone behind.

And then

Kaien

Kaien was a good kid in Shinji's eyes. Too good, maybe. A little naive, a little too trusting, and who died way too young.

Kaien, who talks about sneaking Kūkaku in to get dango at the stand in front of the Eighth. Kaien, who talks about how he loved his wife, even if he barely has any memories of her left. Kaien, kind, kind Kaien, who admits that the last memory he has was trying to find incriminating evidence tying Aizen to the Hollification Incident.

(There will be one scene where they kiss and it's sweet and gentle and everything Shinji imagined his first kiss with Ichigo would be. And he draws back and strokes his thumb across Yōko's cheek and says, "You're gonna make someone very, very happy someday."

And then Shinji walks away.

And Yōko/Ichigo is like, "Holy shit, this man is so fucking dumb"

"........"

"I cant believe I have to fuck him.")

I know it's going to take place in a kind of. Extended period. between when Ichigo was supposed to fight the Fullbringers and TYBW?

Shinji finds out on the battlefield, takes two seconds to reconcile all the shit that Ichigo has pulled, and then immediately grabs another Captain so Shinji and Ichigo can get battlefield-married

the last time he waited Ichigo ended up dead and out of Shinji's reach and not this time damnit

(Ichigo takes that looks-like-a-killing blow from Yhwach, and Shinji tells himself that he's just happy they had time, together, however short)

(and then)

("Bankai: Sakashima Yokoshima Happoufusagari")

[lailarain]

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA 3

This is a continuation of this post.

I'm watching Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School Future Arc for the first time.

Episode 6:

Makoto, you fucking genius. Then again, can't Monokuma just make that a new rule if he wants to🤨

LMAO MONACA THINKING SHE WAS CAUGHT🤣🤣🤣

BYAKUYA! I missed u🥰

WAIT WHY THE FUCK IS HE BRITISH ALL OF A SUDDEN💀

Wait Geko Gahara is what now😀

KOMARU AND TOKO YES I MISSED YOUUUU

YES OUR FAVORITE ULTRA DESPAIR LESBIANS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN😎😎😎😎

HAJIME YES MY NON-SHAPE-KNOWING BRO

Wait....Izuru🤨?

Episode 7:

Monaca, Junko killed HERSELF. Makoto didn't do shit🤨

THE TITLE IS ULTRA DESPAIR GIRLS YEAH BABY

THE WARRIORS OF HOPE ARE ALIVE AND HELPING OUT THE UDGs YES

It's so nostalgic to watch my favorite dynamic duo fight monokumas with the megaphone again🥺🥺🥺

The way she says "neutralizing demonic teddy bears" like it's normal😭

"Unless you like it rough😏"

Okay wtf is up with Toko's voice

Toko's fantasies are WAY more awkward when animated. Whatever they pay Byakuya's VA clearly isn't enough

IS THAT ACTUALLY HOW SHE SEES KOMARU LMAOOOO

BYAKUYA SENSED HER BEING WEIRD LMAOOO

Can Monaca just stfu🙄

HOLY FUCK YES THE LESBIANS ARE HOLDING HANDS I REPEAT THE LESBIANS ARE HOLDING HANDS

"Don't you see? I was HOPEING to defeat you. I R O N Y."

YES NAGITO

"Leave me alone. G O O G L E I T."

Who's gonna tell Monaca that she'll automatically suffocate the moment she breaks the atmosphere?

Istg those two are SO gay for each other

Komaru and Makoto are such wholesome siblings😭

KYOKO BETTER NOT BE THE ONE TO DIE I SWEAR I-

Episode 8:

Wait did he just say the name I think he said😀

I don't even know what to say about this episode title💀

NO MAKOTO SWEETIE IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT😭

Yo why tf does the blonde bitch look like that🤨

NO THAT MOTHER EFFER BETTER GET AWAY FROM KYOKO😤

Did that peach-haired asshole just-

HOLY FUCK POTHEAD GUY NO

POTHEAD GUY KNEW KYOKO AND HER DAD

What the fuck was in that chocolate😀

The bitch killed the love of her life? That's fucked up, man.

Kyoko, we're in a pandemic. Don't lick saliva, he could've had COVID🙄

Kyoko tricked them? Man, what a badass.

Episode 9:

Wait, so if that wasn't an actual exit, does that mean she killed her love for no reason?

The building is underwater? This game keeps on coming up with insane scenarios, I swear

Okay, blonde bitch has officially LOST HIS MARBLES.

Makoto please don't blame yourself🥺🥺🥺

DID THIS BLONDE BITCH JUST-

Wait....SO SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO KILL HIM?

AND HE STILL KISSED HER WTF

Aoi and Makoto's friendship is so cute🥰

Kyoko's gonna die, isn't she?😟

KYOKO NO SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF KNOWING SHE WAS GONNA DIE AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

BLONDE BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP HE JUST LOST KYOKO THIS ISN'T ABOUT HOPE

(No joke I am genuinely about to cry now. She better not be dead)

Episode 10:

Awwww I remember this is when she rescued him🥺

Kyoko really is with Atua now😔😇

"She died protecting me from myself" that line HURT, man

Awww poor Makoto is crying🥺🥺

Blonde bitch looking like he be POSSESSED or some shit

Wait what's that on Kyoko's body

how DARE this blonde ass motherfucker make Makoto bleed. Breathing the same oxygen as him was rude enough🙄

Bullying a girl Makoto? Not cool, Hajime Blonde Bitch

IT HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE NECK LMAOOO

Did he.....is Makoto....

Ohhhh He's keeping Makoto alive because he'll be trapped. For a second, I thought this was a redemption arc lol😂

Istg this guy is SO aggressive for no reason🙄✋

THE FACT THAT MAKOTO ISN'T ATTACKING YOU AND TRYING TO TALK IT OUT WHILE YOU BEAT HIM UP IS LITERAL PROOF THAT HE IS ON THE SIDE OF HOPE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS🤦‍♀️

WAIT SO EVERYBODY IS AN ATTACKER!?!?

Okay that's it this blonde bitch and me bouta throw hands for punching Naegi👊

Okay I know this scene is sentimental and all but how the fuck is Naegi still standing😀

Okay I wasn't expecting blonde bitch to cry this is actually pretty sad

WAIT SO WHO'S THE ATTACKER?!?!?

Episode 11:

I was wondering how they reacted to the outside world so this is cool

Wait why is ponytail girl smiling evilly😀

Suicide? Idk sounds unlikely to me🤔

Makoto is such a marder it's actually insane

MAKOTO PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE PLEASE DON'T DIE

Okay who in the literal fuck is the attacker tho

What the fuck is that video and where is Makoto I'm so confused rn

ARE THOSE THE VICTIMS?!?!?

WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MAKOTO WAS HE TRIGGERED WHAT'S GOING ON

NAEGI HOLY FUCK DON'T DO IT

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS EYES HE LOOKS LIKE NAGITO WHEN HE'S RANTING ABOUT HOPE WHAT THE FUCK

BUFF GUY IS ALIVE HOLY SHITBALLS

WAIT SO IT REALLY WAS SUICIDE?!?!?

NO BUFF DUDE DON'T GIVE IN TO DESPAIR STAY ALIVE

YES BUFF DUDE STAY ALIVE AND SAVE THEM DONT DIE

YES BLONDE BITCH GO SAFE YOUR BRO AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL

NOOOOOOOOOO BUFF BROOOOOOOO

Wait IS TENGAN ALIVE?!?!?!?

(sorry about all the capitals)

Episode 12:

FINAL EPISODE BABY LET'S GO

Wait so is the video that forced the reserve course students to commit suicide and the one that made Makoto go batshit crazy one in the same?

Heh heh spiral eyes go brrr

Shy guy why are you freaking out what did you do

"You need to know the truth. I've liked anime for as long as I can remember" wow what a shock that the ultimate animator likes animation😀

"You're the exception to the rule and you damn well know it" damn shy guy

wait shy guy what are you doing

SHY GUY NO-

WAIT HE COULDN'T USE HIS TALENT

Did he just say eliminate😀

Shy guy what in the ever-loving fuck are you doing

BLONDE BITCH YES

Okay this is such an elaborate plot twist wtf

AWWW BLONDE BITCH🥺🥺🥺🥺

ASAHINA NO

SHY GUY DON'T YOU DARE PRESS YES

Thank god there's a timer😅

TOKO KOMARU NOOOOOO

WAIT MONACA TOO? SHE'S ALIVE!?!?!?!?

This isn't looking too good for Makoto and Blonde Bitch

WAIT JUNKO IS ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!

JUNKO CALLED OLD GUY OLD AND CRUSTY LMAOOO

Why do I like Junko so much

"Get over it, slut. We're dead😋"

WAIT THAT'S IT!??!?! IT'S OVER?!?!? WHAT HAPPENED?

Am I supposed to watch Despair Arc Now?

Okay I think it's over.

Next, it's time for the only reason I decided to watch the anime: to watch the despair arc for more NAGITO.

[hypnotixstorm]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* to do list *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Bold and Pink Text = I am CURRENTLY working on the request

Once I have completed a request it will be REMOVED from this list

Can I get an imagine of Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho? Maybe an AU hundreds of years ago where he ends up caring for a human woman and teaching her how to defend herself. If you don't like that one, anything you think of.

Character: Kanda from DGM NSFW Prompt: "Make me." Love youuuuuu 😘

How about a NSFW scenario of Kakashi coming home to his sweet little naughty civilian S/O? 😜 A bit of role play where they call him sensei while he's doing them on the kitchen table?

Thanks for the Soi Bean Post! This gonna be my last Soi Fon request. Sorry for being quite a Soi Queen freak. For my request can you Soi after shower decides to wear s/o clothes. S/O tries to take picture of her. Then she tells that she has falling in love with you. You have changed let me take care of you. You can be very very very sluff on this one. Thanks!

ok ok so i have a few requests 🥺🥺 so! first could you maybe do an “I missed you.” with Rukia? 🥺💗 just fluff for my baby girl aaaa

Ichigo kissing his s/o in the rain 😆😆😆 Headcanons or scenario is up to you! 💙

ANYTHING SHIKAMARU. Deadass anything

Hey! I was wondering if I could request some Rukia x fem!reader relationship headcannons? Only if you're able to! Tysm! 💖

I hope requests are open but I was wondering if you could do something with byakuya and his s/o being like a very intimidating couple but his s/o is actually very sweet to everyone?

Kakashi x reader and instead of team 7 its now y/n tryna see whats under the mask and eventually she just asks and he actually reveals it adfhsjjs

Can I please get rat dad Ging being seduced by a younger woman who refuses to take “no” for an answer until he finally gives her what she wants? NSFW please! 💖

ok so please don't feel pressured to write this birthday imagine 🥺 i know u have a lot of requests rn ah. but! if you're able to i really would love another toshiro one bc i'm a sucker for him 😭 maybe one where he's really overworking himself so the reader helps him relax and it just ends in cuddles 🥺💓 only if you're able to! ilysm 💓💖💓💖💓💘💓💘💓

ok i swear this is the last one i feel bad requesting sm 😭 but maybe a “Do you wanna, maybe, go out sometime?” with toshiro bc he really is best boy 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

OKAY SO ANOTHER ONE WITH SABURO WITH UHHHH GOING ON A FIRST DATE WITH HIS S/O ICIXHAJGSSHSSUSKSU he'll probs driving his van around with the music blasting out 👀👀

honestly i would kinda die if u wrote some renji smut 😳😳 literally in any situation, i'm just needy rn 😭

ok ok i'm here hehe. how about, the reader gets really injured during a battle and shiro's kinda blaming himself for it. kindaaa angst into a super fluffy ending if that's ok hhh 🥺

Hi 🥰 Can I get a headcanon for Kakashi with a really seductive s/o, like she likes to tease him in public and whispers dirty things in his ear and calls him daddy? Nsfw pls? 😊😁

“make me” and hisoka??? thank you

hehe this is for the 🦋🦋 event! congrats on 200 bb!! so, i saw attack on titan on your list and i'm experiencing a severe lack of my best boy marco 🥺🥺 if you don't write for him that's fine hehe, but if you do, could i please maybe get a lil scenario where marco helps the reader out with her training and then they accidentally confess their feelings and it's just rlly fluffy and cute? 🥺 i need marco being happy in my life rn sbdjdhdjr 💓💓

“If you keep biting your lip like that, I’m holding you accountable for my actions.” for Kakashi please! I love him 🤤

If your requests are still open, can i ask for some domestic kakashi fluff? Ty

Hi mommas❤️❤️ CAN I PWEASE request some Guren (seraph of the end) relationship headcanons ? Not nsfw but maybe a little steamy 🥺🥰 I LOVE UU -🍒

Hi Chloe 🥰 Can I have some spicy nsfw headcanons for Yami where his s/o is acting really bratty during sex and he puts her in her place? 😪😂😊

Kageyama wirh Oikawas sister reader? there just chillin Nd stuff and toru comes over and picks y/n up and they hug and kageyama is like “eXcuSe mE???” forgive my spelling im on mobile lmao

Hiii❤️❤️ Can I request an imagine where you live in a small town and work at a cafe and Bakugou is your cliche small town boyfriend? Or headcanons! The idea is so cute and I love your writing 😊

okay so uHHHHH you can just go for Mephisto sharing some food with his s/o owo;; take your time on it too because i know it's gonna be really great either way!

A reader insert saved by vampire! main YYH crew from a pack of werewolves

Since you said requests are open maybe.. suga subbing for you? Idk he's just always appeared like someone who would love to please you in anyway possible.

V A M P I R E LAVI!!! DO IT GIRL!! 👌👌♥️♥️♥️

Fake dating with Lavi!!!!! Need more of the DGM boyz!! 😂

can I get an itachi x reader fic where it's itachi's birthday and the reader decides to give him a special night (👀), wearing lingerie, lighting candles, etc. for him to come home to? I love your work (and you!!) sm btw 🥺💞 - nina!! (@kunoichihatake)

hello ✨💕 it’s me, ryn 😘 if it’s okay, can i request a nishinoya x female!reader? perhaps a first date at the boardwalk with like the rides and carnival stuff? then at the end of the date he kisses her and it turns out the karasuno squad was following them the whole night hehe?

Hi! Can I request a prompt of some soft Kakashi, maybe some cuddles, perhaps it gets a little heated... a lil' Nsfw never hurt nobody👀👅 Thank you so muuch!~😍❤️

If I had kakashi in front of me I would tell him “aren’t you tired of being the most handsome man here?”

Hi! I saw that requests were open for the Haikyuu!! boys so here I am! I was wondering if I could request a Tsukki x reader where Tsukki has a crush on the reader but doesn't know how to express his feelings other then throwing insults. it can be angsty or fluffy I just really love Tsukki as a tsundere lol. (also btw I LOVE your theme and blog aesthetic its very pretty!)

Hey wifey😚 so Ichigo has stolen my heartttt can I get the strawberry boy with an S/O who gets super shy with with physical contact? Tyy💗💗

Fake dating with Lavi!!!!! Need more of the DGM boyz!! 😂

NSFW Vampire Squall (FF8) for very obvious reasons because UUUUUUGH

Hello there miss, my name is kandaxxx. Nice to meet you since I have definitely never requested from you before and this is definitely my first time and i am definitely not taking advantage of your bomb writing skills to ask you to write a “Choke me, daddy.” for Seymour from FF (love you forever and always!!!!!!)

hey butterfly 🥺 can you please write a story where the reader and (any character) are fighting and it turns out it was just about something stupid? like chicken nuggets? thank you 🥺💗

Eek! DGM! I was wondering if you would do a request for a general Allen Walker relationship HC? I don’t see him on the character list, but I’m just curious *bows* Thankyou senpai!

Spin The Bottle with any of the DGM characters that you're comfortable writing????? (but like obviously when Kanda spins the bottle it has to land on the reader [me] because YOU KNOW WHY OK????????) ilysm!!! 😍

I’m thinking a smut scenario of some kind that uses the prompts “Perhaps I need to remind you of your place.” and “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” I feel like those are very Nozel Silva things to say. 😈 -bakubabes-hatake

Omfg HI mommy, Can i request really fluffy and soft itachi after he comes back from a mission? Non-massacre AU and you’re on the same team as sasuke lolol thirsty for them age gaps ❤️ thank youuuu ily -🍒

Can I get a fake dating with Kand--Roy Mustang (hahahaha) 👉👈🥺

Is this okay to ask for? Egor taking care of s/o who has period cramps... Ty!

can I get an itachi x reader fic where it's itachi's birthday and the reader decides to give him a special night (👀), wearing lingerie, lighting candles, etc. for him to come home to? I love your work (and you!!) sm btw 🥺💞 - nina!! (@kunoichihatake)

Hello! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba with a S/O with a praise kink? And for Shikamaru with a S/O with a choking kink? Thank you so much.

Wow. Here is me putting in a request. Shocker, right?? 😂 I want some Greed, baby 😈 as for the prompt, it's not in your list, but could you maybe do something based off of "Oh my god. Did we just break the bed?" ???? 👉👈

It's a shame u only have one ling request, so could I request some Ling x Reader where they're both absolutely oblivious until Lan Fan or Ed or someone finally just tells them for them? Sorry if I didn't make any sense ❤️❤️

ok idk if you write threesomes but 😳😳 if you could write one with daichi and suga n maybe some dp, i'd probably die 🥺💓 only if you're comfortable with that tho ♡

Tyki flirting with his crush in his native language of Portuguese? I really love your work and please have some candy 🍬🍭🍫

hi butterfly! 🥰 i hope you're doing well! you already know what i'm going to ask you for — a request! i just feel really down in the dumps lately. can i request headcanons for an s/o that takes graduation pictures on their grandmother's 3 year death anniversary with kenma, nishinoya & kuroo? i hope you can do my request! you don't have to do it if you don't want to!

hehehe kuroo, tsukki and kageyama headcanons of their s/o sending them a nude while they at training and them making an excuse to get home and fUcK yOu SeNsELeSs - 🌊

Hello may I request itachi x reader. People learned the truth and he can finally return to his wife and children in the village 🥺 and they don’t have to be in secret anymore

holy shit,, i am starved for the squall content,,, if you don't mind, catching you wearing their clothes?

S/O walking in on kakashi masturbating? 👉👈 💕

[mybleachedsoul]

my random thoughts on the bleach LA

Karin wasn’t enough of a hard ass for my taste (which I guess I can understand, since the twins who are supposed to be 11 years old were played by 7 year olds) 

Chad’s actor was hot af, wasn’t expecting that at all 

Ichigo’s actor LOOKED like Ichigo, and had LITERALLY THE SAME VOICE LIKE HOLY WOW WHAT ARE THE ODDS 

I didn’t get a perfect ‘Rukia’ vibe from the actress, but then again her acting was FLAWLESS and I really liked her voice (yes I give importance to voices fckin sue me)

Ishida’s actor looked SO GOD DAMN CUTE seriously I think he might be my favorite character out of the entire LA

Renji was cringy as hell (the wig, the tattoos, THE HEIGHT???WHY WAS HE SO SMALL, the voice, the face like seriously NOTHING MATCHED the original character) (also why the hell is he sticking his tongue out like that Renji never did that sigghhh whatever)

I was expecting a lot from Miyavi as Byakuya, and while he looked SO GOD DAMN FINE I felt like he didn’t grasp the essence of the character as I hoped he would. He smirked like what, 4-5 times?? really?? Byakuya never smirked throughout 686 chapters (okay maybe once but that’s it)

I think I’m actually the only human being that didn't mind Byakuya’s hairstyle I seriously think it was perfectly fine and well adapted but oh well

Isshin’s actor was a total DILF 

Urahara was...passable I guess. I think he looked too old but his style was kinda well done 

Orihime’s actress was completely useless and boring. Goddamn, idk why I expected more

Tatsuki was a HUGE disappointment. She’s so cool and unique in the manga, all she did in the LA was encourage Orihime to pursue Ichigo...really

Why does SS look like it’s straight up taken from a Blader Runner movie?? Like, why is it so goddamn DARK???

I swear I didn’t expect this entire movie to be so...ICHIRUKI IN YOUR FACE BITCH but hey I ain’t complaining. Thank you sweet jesus

The CGI’s looked really well adapted to the Bleach universe in my opinion. I usually have high standards when it comes to CGI’s, most of the time I fckin hate them but really, the hollows and the fighting scenes weren’t bad AT ALL (except maybe when Zabimaru came out..)

That scene where Rukia says she feels happy and then closes the closet door ARGH MY HEART and fucckkk when she runs to Ichigo’s side at the end GOD JUST KISS ALREADY

I hate how Urahara portrayed Byakuya as ‘ruthless’, like really? Technically, Urahara KNEW him when he was a freaking teenager, there’s no way he thinks he’s actually ruthless...

When Uryu gets stabbed in the chest URGH once again, FUCK YOU RENJI

That spider-looking-hollow was boring as shit

The end made me cry, how much of a sappy fangirl am I, sigh

And in spite of all of the above, imma watch it again bye

[zephfair]

Day 1 Bleach ficlet Grimmichi

Day 1: Boyband AU

Rated T for language

Grimmjow/Ichigo

From this 30-Day AU Challenge by tomowowowo and boomchickfanfiction

“Are you ready yet, Ichigo?” Rukia knocked harder on the hotel room door, and Ichigo swore under his breath.

“Just a minute,” he called back, scowling his trademark expression as he fought to get his hair tousled just right. He’d already spent far longer in the bathroom than he normally did but he’d heard enough times from Rukia that it was a Very Important Night and he couldn’t disappoint.

Finally satisfied with his reflection, he grabbed his jacket and opened the door to find Rukia waiting.

“Get on the ball. We will not be late,” she informed him.

“Yes ma’am.”

Rukia rolled her eyes at the heavy sarcasm but led him to join the others in the hotel lobby. Ichigo wondered again why she even bothered to keep her job as a personal assistant—or cat wrangler as she called it because “have you ever tried to herd cats, Ichigo? It’s impossible, just like trying to deal with your sorry asses.”

But she did her best to help keep track of the most popular boyband on the planet, Shinigami.

Ichigo still had trouble believing he was a member of Shinigami and when she was in a mood, Rukia told him she doubted it too. If only the millions of fangirls and boys knew the things she did about the carefully coiffed, professionally styled, perfectly polished group.

The group members had been chosen as much for their appeal to each and any fan’s taste as for their musical and vocal abilities.

Byakuya: the silent, strong, stoic one who was hot in a distinctly grown-up way. Renji: the smirking one who looked like a rebel with his loud hair and eye-catching tattoos. Toshiro: the smol adorably grumpy one who the fans dreamed of being able to make smile. Hanatarou: the cute boy next door who brought out the protective side of every girl or boy who ever saw him stumble through a dance routine and daydreamed of catching him when he inevitably fell off the stage into a fan’s arms.

And Ichigo: the handsome energetic one who looked like a bad boy punk but was actually a total sweetheart who doted on his little sisters and did volunteer work with children. Or so he was described by the public relations corps.

Each member had been carefully selected by the record label to be the perfect ingredients in a successful and popular boy group. Their diverse looks and public personas were also squeaky clean and therefore palatable to all the parents who held the purse-strings of their tweens and teens.

Ichigo still liked to believe that his vocal talent played in a role in him being chosen for the group. Somehow.

Byakuya was giving him The Look now, and motioning Rukia to his side. Even then Ichigo could clearly hear his admonition for Rukia to stay close at Ichigo’s side all night and “keep him away from any...undesirables.”

Ichigo scowled again. He pretended not to know to whom Byakuya was referring.

Their usual security detail led by Zaraki manhandled them through the screaming crowd of fans that somehow always managed to find their hotels and into the waiting SUVs. Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief when he was safely inside then patted down his clothes to make sure they were still all there.

Rukia was cackling from the very rear seat that she shared with Renji who was looking a little paler than usual and clutching his head bandanna.

“Dude, what happened?” Ichigo eyeballed his extreme reaction.

“One of them pinched my ass while another grabbed at my hair,” the traumatized Renji answered. Then he elbowed Rukia who was holding her stomach from laughing. “They’re getting worse!”

“Oh Renji. The look on your face was priceless,” she sputtered.

Renji crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. Ichigo turned to let them have the little bit of alone time they could sneak together, away from prying eyes, but then Rukia poked him in the back of the head.

“The you-know-whos are going to be there tonight, so Byakuya commanded me to follow you around. He wants you on your best behavior because this merger could be very good for both our labels. But I would like to actually enjoy an industry party for once with my boyfriend,” Rukia poked him again harder, “so I’m going to ask you, just this once, as my friend, please don’t screw it up.”

Ichigo was immediately offended that she thought he would fuck it up. “I am offended that you think I will fuck it up,” he told her and swatted away at her poking finger.

“We all know what happens every time single time you run into him.”

“Who are you talking about?” Renji chimed in, apparently getting over his sulk in the face of Rukia’s indifference.

“The Arrancars. Their lead guitarist,” Rukia told him.

“Oh yeah, the big blue bastard,” Renji said. “Yeah, you do seem to get into a lot of fights with him.”

“Yes. Fights.” Rukia said in a carefully even voice.

Ichigo was glad it was dark enough to hide his hot face. “I can’t help it. He’s such an egotistical asshole. He’s always making fun of me, of us, for being in a ‘boyband.’” Ichigo made sure they could see his air quotes. “As if we don’t actually work just as hard as his douchey rock band. I’d like to see them commit to the kind of tours we do, with all the dancing and choreography and the vocal work. All he’s gotta do is strut out there in his ridiculous tight leather pants and play his stupid guitar and give that asinine smirk to all the girls...”

There was a pause before Rukia slapped the back of his head. “You can’t let him rile you up so much. Control yourself.”

“I am controlling myself,” Ichigo snapped. “I always control myself.”

“Sure,” Rukia made it a three-syllable word. “That’s why I always find you in dark corners, shadowed balconies and, in one particularly memorable occasion, a broom closet with him.” She coughed. “Fighting.”

“He’s a fuckwit,” Ichigo refused to give in. “And he was drunk.”

“Every time?”

“He’s always drunk.”

“You barely drink, so what’s your excuse?”

“That he’s a total fuckwit.”

“I’m not disagreeing with you. I’m just asking you—for once—to rein it in and stay away from him. And if he comes after you,” Rukia held up a hand to forestall his argument, “just smile and ignore him. And for the love of all that’s holy, do not go anywhere alone with him. I really do not want to walk in on that. Again. Byakuya refuses to pay me for the emotional distress that’s caused.”

“Ha, ha, ha,” Ichigo deadpanned.

“Babe, you shouldn’t go trying to break up their fights. That could be dangerous,” Renji said.

She waved off his honest concern. “I have nothing to be afraid of when they’re alone together.”

“But I’ve seen them fight,” Renji insisted. “They start off bitching and yelling at each other, but soon or later, one of them takes a swing.”

“And then the other one pulls them out somewhere where they won’t be disturbed,” Rukia finished. “It’s very simple, Renji, but I’m not surprised you’re the only one who hasn’t caught on.”

“Caught on to what?” Now Renji was the one offended.

“That they fight best alone. With their mouths.” She gave him a look that went right over Renji’s head so she sighed and tried again. “Ichigo likes to punch him in the mouth. Softly. With his own mouth. And sometimes other body parts.”

Ichigo couldn’t turn to watch Renji mutter the words back until it clicked. He hunched his shoulders when Renji yelled, “Oh my god!” and slapped his back. “Why didn’t you tell me you were getting it on with that asshat?”

“Because he’s an asshat,” Ichigo said and tried to shrink further. “And we aren’t getting it on.”

“You mean you aren’t seeing each other? Or hooking up?”

“No, no way.” Ichigo shrugged. “It’s only when we see each other and he opens his mouth and pisses me off. Then somehow we’re pushing and shoving and all I want to do is hit him. But instead it ends up with one of us on our knees or—”

“Okay, that’s enough,” Renji interrupted. “If Byakua isn’t paying for Rukia’s therapy, he sure as hell isn’t going to pay for mine. But if this happens a lot, and you enjoy it apparently, then why don’t you hook up for real?”

“I’m not interested,” Ichigo said.

“It’s only every awards show, red carpet event, label party, any and every time your bands cross paths,” Rukia told Renji sotto voce.

“Jeez, Ichigo. Even if the dude is a complete assmunch, you could give it a try,” Renji suggested.

“If we were left alone for more than 30 minutes, I’d kill him,” Ichigo said flatly.

“Well, you know what they call the little death,” Rukia tittered and when Renji inquired she informed him, “Orgasms, Renji. Don’t you ever read? Ichigo, just keep it together tonight. Don’t let him bait you. Don’t go anywhere alone with him. Don’t stick your tongue down his throat or your hand down his pants or your mouth down his—”

“I got it, thanks. I’ll try to be on my best behavior.”

“Thank yo—”

“As long as he doesn’t start anything.”

Rukia knew how that would end. “Fuck.”

*******

Ichigo kept his promise. He tried. He tried so hard to be on his model boyband behavior. He smiled until his cheeks ached from the unaccustomed strain. He shook hands and kissed cheeks. He laughed at bad jokes. He posed for selfies with several of the VIPs who wanted a picture for a young relative. He even left a couple voice mails specifically for the children of several of the bigwigs.

And it all went to hell when Rukia sidled up to him and hid her mouth behind her champagne flute. “The Arrancars are finally here. Unfashionably late.”

“Probably busy with another orgy on their tour bus.” Ichigo snatched a flute off a nearby tray and drained it quickly.

“They do have some wild times,” Rukia sighed, making him choke. “I have some crazy memories of one party in a hotel room that left the place trashed. Stereotypical rock star nonsense but wow.” She met Ichigo’s shocked expression and smiled evilly. “Just because you can’t get along with them doesn’t mean that everyone is off limits. I’ve had some fun times with Nel.”

“Nel seems cool,” Ichigo reluctantly agreed. “I just get so pissed off that Grimmjow thinks we’re so beneath them just because we’re called a boyband.”

“I know how important music is to you, Ichigo. And I know damn well how hard you work. Don’t be angry just because of Shinigami’s reputation. The Arrancars are decidedly not family safe,” she ignored his muttered orgies, “so you have different audiences. That doesn’t mean one is better than the other. You’re just different.”

“And that’s why I can’t be myself unless I break off and pursue a solo career.”

Rukia hushed him immediately. “Don’t say that out loud. Mr. Aizen might hear you.”

Ichigo rolled his eyes. “I thought that if this merger went through, things could change with the label.”

“Maybe, possibly.” Rukia chewed her lip for a second, indecision looking odd on her face. “Brother has said some things, and I know that Aizen handles a lot of the rock and indie acts, but Ichigo, you have to leave Shinigami on good terms, the best terms, actually, if you want them to ever sign you as a solo artist.”

“I know,” he sighed and touched her shoulder. “I know you’re just trying to help me, and thank you. Thanks for being my friend.”

“You can keep thanking me, just come with me right now.” Rukia was staring directly over his shoulder but when she pulled at his hand, he refused to move. He had a feeling he knew what was coming.

“Hey, lookie who it is. The juicy little strawberry,” came the onerous, obnoxious, unbearably smooth voice behind him. Ichigo felt as much as heard someone taking loud breaths into the top of his hair. “Would ya look at that? The teenybopper even smells like fucking strawberry. Mmm, I could just eat you up.” That was growled directly into his ear.

“Hello, Grimmjow. How are you tonight?” Ichigo kept his eyes locked on Rukia even as Grimmjow moved beside him and slung an arm over his shoulders.

“Fine, fine. Livin’ the dream. We just sold out our next three shows. How’s it going, playing up to all those little girls?”

“It’s going well, actually. I’m sure you’ve heard that Shinigami sold out every show on their upcoming tour,” Rukia said in her usual cool tone.

Ichigo could feel Grimmjow’s sneer. “I didn’t realize there were that many preschoolers around the country, or is it their mommies you like dancing for? That give you a thrill, shaking your ass for all the little girls and their mommies?”

Ichigo knew the smack on his ass was coming but he still almost bit his tongue. “At least our dancing looks a hell of a lot better than whatever it is you do up there on stage. I saw some footage and wondered if you were trying dancing or having a seizure.”

“I just go where the music takes me. And it gets me into a whole lot more panties than—”

“Would you look at that, Ichigo? Renji is calling us over,” Rukia blatantly lied because Renji was making his way through the crowd to them, waving happily, but Ichigo could appreciate her attempt to get him out of the situation.

“We have to go, Grimmjow. It wasn’t a pleasure, as always,” Ichigo said as he slipped out from under the muscled arm.

He was pretty sure he’d be able to count every one of Grimmjow’s teeth from the snarl but just then his bandmate Nnoitra pushed a beer bottle into his hand to distract him. Ichigo thought that maybe he wasn’t the only one being pushed into good behavior that night. Nnoitra just rolled his eye and started badmouthing the other guests to Grimmjow.

Ichigo followed Rukia who had retrieved Renji and set them on another goodwill round of the room keeping them as far from Grimmjow as possible. Ichigo sneaked peeks at him when he thought she wasn’t looking.

It wasn’t hard to keep track of him, not with his blue hair and decidedly rocker outfit of black leather pants and vest with only a bright purple tank underneath and a clunky silver choker around his neck. Ichigo found himself wanting to pull back on that choker to make Grimmjow expose the long cords of his neck. He already knew just how Grimmjow would moan and curse if Ichigo nibbled in the right places. Of course that was when Grimmjow looked up and met his eyes directly, smirking into his beer bottle before running his tongue around the opening and dipping it inside.

Ichigo hurriedly looked away.

Since Grimmjow and most of the Arrancars had taken up places at the bar, Ichigo couldn’t even get a drink except the champagne that roving waiters offered, and Rukia had cut him off after three.

He was tired from the long day and especially from acting like the lovable personality that Shinigami claimed he had, and he really just wanted to get a breath of fresh air. Or run away to the coast where he could relax and play his guitar all day. But right then, he’d settle for a moment away from the alternatively fawning and demanding executives.

When Rukia excused herself to the ladies’ room, Ichigo slipped away, not feeling any guilt about leaving Renji on his own. He’d never been to this particular luxury hotel, but he knew that all of them seemed to have a courtyard or pool somewhere that would be lonely that time of night.

He followed the faint scent of chlorine to a huge outdoor pool lined with chairs and lounges. Most of the lights were out for the night but the pool itself was illuminated with underwater light, and he was drawn by the beauty of the water rippling and the shadows it created.

He thought about kicking off his shoes and dipping his feet into the water, but instead took a lounge chair nearby in the shadows, next to a tiny deserted cabana for changing. He spread out and stretched, feeling better for the moment.

Of course it wouldn’t last.

“So this where you ran away to,” came the detestable voice, although slightly quieter than usual.

“I didn’t run away,” Ichigo said, keeping his voice also quiet as the night seemed to demand.

“You’re such a pussy,” Grimmjow informed him as he kicked the end of the lounge chair.

“Uh-huh, why’s that?”

“Because you let them walk all over you. You let them mold you into this little perfect idol image when inside, you’d fit in better with the Arrancars.”

“Womanizing, drunken, wannabe rockers?”

Grimmjow showed his teeth again but he didn’t disagree. “Wouldn’t that be more fun than having your Photoshopped poster hanging in every little girl’s room so they can cry themselves to sleep at night dreaming about you?”

Ichigo wanted to rise to the bait, he really truly did, but in that moment, he was tired. Tired of all of it. “You’re right, Grimmjow. I’ve always dreamed about being a performer, writing my own songs, playing my own shit, singing whatever I want to. But hey, if joining Shinigami got my foot in the door, then you know what? Fuck you. I have a career in music, I can keep doing what I love, and someday, maybe I’ll be able to do more.”

Grimmjow snorted loudly and the moment was gone. “Sounds like a bunch of bullshit excuses to me.” He kicked the lounge again. “You gotta go for what you really want. And be willing to fight for it.”

“I read that story about you in Rolling Stone, you know,” Ichigo said and Grimmjow froze in the motion of lighting a cigarette. “I thought it was really interesting, you talking all about your first band, your best friends playing in your buddy’s garage. How you like taking your guitar to the beach at night to write. And the most interesting part, really informational actually, was about how Sousuke Aizen picked you for lead guitarist of the Arrancars and how your buddies went on to act as roadies. So don’t get all high and mighty with me about how pure you are.”

“You son of a bitch.” Grimmjow’s cigarette and bottle hit the concrete with a crash as he leaned forward to grab Ichigo’s shirt and lift his chest out of the chair.

Ichigo moved quickly and broke his hold, rolling off the opposite side of the lounge as Grimmjow threw a punch where his head had been. He bounced to his feet and they glared at each other across the lounge.

“What? Did I hit a sore spot?”

“You fucking diva, how dare you—”

“I am so fucking sick of you always getting in my face and—”

“Dammit, you—”

“Always making fun—”

Grimmjow grabbed at him but the lounge chair tripped him up long enough for Ichigo to slip away again. He put his back to the cabana so Grimmjow couldn’t push him into the pool but soon realized his mistake when Grimmjow just kicked the lounge out of his path and stalked him.

“I am not going to fight you,” Ichigo lifted his chin and gave his sternest look.

“Who said anything about fighting?” Grimmjow caught his chin and tilted it up further then smothered his protest with his lips.

Ichigo huffed out a laugh through his nose when the kiss made him remember the silly description Rukia had said earlier. Grimmjow noticed his distraction. He nipped Ichigo’s bottom lip then pulled at it as he broke the kiss, stretching it hard for an instant.

“What the fuck’s your problem?” He mouthed hard at the hinge of Ichigo’s jaw then licked it and went right to the spot below Ichigo’s ear that made him melt.

“Just something Rukia said tonight. About us fighting.”

“Shit. So they’re all catching on to our thing?”

Ichigo pulled back reluctantly, just far enough to see Grimmjow’s eyes. “We have a thing?”

Grimmjow shrugged. “Fighting as foreplay. I like fighting with you as much as I like,” he grabbed Ichigo’s crotch in a crude finish to his statement.

“Well, Rukia told Renji that I punch you softly in the mouth. With my mouth. It was pretty funny.”

“Not softly,” Grimmjow bit his lip harder as his hand began to knead firmly.

“We could sometimes,” Ichigo breathed into Grimmjow’s hot mouth and took a giant leap. “You could come back to my room and we could do it in an actual bed.”

Grimmjow’s mouth and hand stopped, and Ichigo swore he could feel Grimmjow thinking before he said, “If I do that, how am I gonna sneak out before the rest of the little boys see me?”

“Well, you should probably stay until they go down to breakfast and then we’ll figure out something.”

“So you don’t want me to stay for breakfast?”

Ichigo swallowed hard and met his eyes. “If you want to stay for breakfast, they have great room service. Lunch and dinner too.”

The grin was slow and still showed too many teeth but it was also surprisingly sincere. “I guess I could find out.”

“Cool,” Ichigo said, palming the back of his head and pulling him back down for another kiss.

“But first...” Grimmjow pushed Ichigo’s back against the cabana door. “Don’t you wanna go skinny-dipping?”

“And be caught by all those label execs bare-assed naked? Hell no. Let’s save that for my room. Why don’t we just...”

Grimmjow’s rumbling moan was answer enough.

*******

Rukia didn’t yell when she got back and saw Renji alone. He was so obviously feeling bad about letting her down and losing Ichigo that it took all the fun out of smacking him. Instead she’d defer his punishment to later.

Then Byakuya joined them and cut right to the chase. “Shouldn’t you be out finding Ichigo?”

“He could be anywhere, brother,” she pointed out. “He promised he would be on his best behavior tonight.”

“You know he’s out there looking for a fight with that Jaegerjaques,” Byakuya said.

“A fight, yes,” Rukia exchanged looks with Toshiro who merely rolled his eyes as he joined them.

“I believe I saw Grimmjow heading toward the pool a little while ago,” Toshiro said helpfully.

“Then why don’t you go retrieve Ichigo. I’ll make our excuses and we can then leave,” Byakuya said and Rukia demurred with a slight head bow.

Renji offered to join her but she stalked off alone. God help that fool when she found him, if he was doing what she thought he was doing, She didn’t care if she’d have to borrow a ladder to reach them, she would love to just bang their heads together.

On second thought, it seemed they were doing all right banging together, she smirked as she approached the dark cabana. She took a long moment to enjoy the low moans and breathy groans coming from inside and smiled outright. She’d wait a few minutes before shouting for Ichigo.

And she’d have a quiet word with her brother. Maybe it was time for a musical collaboration, one that could finally get the two off their asses. Maybe they had vastly different audiences, but sometimes that could make it even better. Especially if the two brought even half their passion to their music.

It would surely be a chart topper.

[claire-bear-and-friends-blog]

Bleach Version of CAH

Black Cards

v  What would I create if I had Aizen’s hogyoku?

v  Maybe Ikkaku isn’t bald. Maybe he’s (               ).

v�� The other Visored were shocked to learn that Lisa’s magazines are actually filled with pictures of (                ).

v  What is the Quincy’s ultimate goal?

v  Kurosaki Ichigo has every power. Except the power of (              ).

v  I should be in Squad 0 because I invented (               ).

v  What’s the next thing that Szayel is going to make edible?

v  Yhwach is hiring a new Stern Ritter, the Quincy of (             ).

v  Soi Fon refused to fight alongside Hachigen, at least until he offered her               (            ).

v  Why is Soul Society in trouble?

v  Grimmjow hasn’t joined the battle because he is distracted by (            ).

v  What will the Reiou (Soul King) use to woo Ichigo?

v  Orihime’s powers can heal anything, except of course (                 ).

v  Rukia’s next comic will be about (                ), dealing with (               ), for the first time.

v  For their new fundraiser, the Women’s Soul Reaper Association (WRSA) will be selling (             ).

v  Gin might have beaten Aizen if only he had used (           ).

v  Urahara has a secret weapon to defeat the Quincy. What is it?

v  As a teenager Byakuya was obsessed with (           ).

v  What was the name of Ichigo’s fullbring?

v  When not in use, the Zanpakuto bond by (               ).

v  Aside from killing, what do Soul Reapers use their Zanpakuto for?

v  The Visored survived in the World of the Living by (              ).

v  Why does the king ride the horse?

v  Aizen has requested to see a live performance of Hamlet in the World of the Living. Why?

v  Ryuuken has decided to become a better father by (             ).

v  Isshin has decided to become a better father by (              ).

v  The best sword in Bleach belongs to (               ).

v  Who has the spikiest hair?

v  What was Luffi’s secret power?

v  What things are found in Ichigo’s repression box?

v  Why are there so many characters with a creepy grin?

v  The person that has a crush on Ichigo is (               ).

v  What does Senbonzakura do in his spare time?

v  What brings all the Hollows to the yard?

v  The best way to describe Bleach is (               ).

v  Why does Ichigo’s inner hollow wax poetry about kings and horses?

v  When the Visoreds materialise their masks their sclera’s turn black. Because of (               ).

v  What is the heart?

v (                 ) & (               ), the hottest new ship in Bleach.

v  What were the makers of Bleach S Abridged on when making their abridged series?

v  A new name has been created for Bleach and is (              ).

v  I will defeat you using my (              )!

v  Aizen’s Bankai gives the ability to (            ).

v  When Ichigo and Nel spend time together it always leads to (            ).

v  Uryuu loves (             ), but he will never admit it.

v  The dullest part of Bleach is (               ).

v (                 ) will defeat all the hollows.

v  The real cause of Ukitake’s illness is (              ).

v  Nanao has discovered something in her captain’s bedroom. What is it?

v  (             ) doesn’t happen in the manga.

White Cards

v  The Quincy watching you from the shadows.

v  A Menos Grande named Steve.

v  Aizen’s bondage chair.

v  Ishida wearing Ichigo’s sword like a hat.

v  Tite Kubo’s fetish for cutting off arms.

v  The heart.

v  A sword that releases into an EVEN BIGGER SWORD!

v  My pride.

v  A noble scarf.

v  Boobs.

v  Very nice sideburns.

v  Ichigo’s closet.

v  Getting a tattoo on your face because you once saw a dude with the same tattoo on his chest.

v  An obscene tattoo.

v  Complimenting another dudes’ eyebrows because eyebrows are cool, dude.

v  Shunpo (flash step).

v  Eyebrows that are just, freakishly long.

v  Zombie slaves.

v  A bunny named Chappy.

v  Screaming Kurosaki Ichigo’s name.

v  The empty chair in the sky.

v  Perfect hypnosis.

v  A nickname from Yachiru.

v  Talking to your guitar like it is sentient.

v  The despair squad.

v  Justice.

v  A bucket worn on the head like a helmet.

v  Talking cats.

v  Putting Urahara into a box for an entire month.

v  A pink flowered kimono.

v  A stray dog, down to my bones.

v  Squad 4 being too late to actually heal you.

v  Aizen getting high on Ulquiorra’s eye sparkles.

v  Stabbing Momo Hinamori.

v  Ulquiorra holding out his hand as he turns to dust.

v  Healing mucus.

v  Endless Pursuit.

v  Admiral Seaweed.

v  A hand that doubles as a drill.

v  A caterpillar baby with poisonous chest spikes.

v  Ignoring serious head wounds.

v  Unohana with her hair down.

v  Instinct.

v  Plushies that are alive.

v  Tea.

v  My inner hollow.

v  A city on its side.

v  The rain.

v  A dead mother.

v  Urahara’s hat.

v  A hell butterfly.

v  Because it is all according to my plan. - Aizen

v  Byakuya’s hair piece.

v  The Ouken (The Kings Key).

v  Piles of paperwork.

v  Mysterious transfer students.

v  Resurreccion Segunda Etapa (Second-Stage Resurreccion).

v  BANKAI!

v  Ichigo’s blinding hair that every other anime protagonist has.

v  Nerd Aizen.

v  Getsuga Tensho (Basically, Fuck everything in that direction).

v  Mugetsu.

v  Yoruichi’s fuzzy paws.

v  Quincy brainwashing.

v  A powerless Ichigo.

v  Harribel’s under-boob.

v  Tatsuki punching Chizuru off of Orihime every morning.

v  Las Noche’s being so huge.

v  Crystal tree’s in Hueco Mundo.

v  Mugetsu’s majestic, waist-length, black hair.

v  The holy Substitute Shinigami arc.

v  Everyone randomly giving Toshiro candy all the time.

v  Aizen's butterfly form that made all fans stare in horror.

v  Orihime’s usefulness and character development other that her breasts.

v  The beach episode that came from an omake and a 2-page art piece.

v  Ulquiorra’s habit of creating a hole in his victim’s chest.

v  Rangiku in a cat suit.

v  Hyorinmaru’s stoic face.

v  The tragic ending of Bleach.

v  Gin creepily staring at everyone with a knowing grin from afar.

v  Grimmjow’s Resurreccions blue kitty ears.

v  The fact that Ikkaku shares an uncanny resemblance to Saitama from One Punch Man.

v  The bromance of the entire 11th division.

v  Ichigo’s cero destroying the chains of Hell.

v  The Diamond Dust Rebellion movie.

v  Mayuri without his makeup and headgear.

v  Urahara smirking behind his fan.

v  Just a simple candy shop owner.

v  The rejoicing of every Ichihime and Renruki shipper at the ending.

v  Kenpachi’s hair style of death.

v  The fact that Isshin is Kaien, Ganju and Kuukakku’s uncle. Also, that he was the head of the Noble Shiba clan.

v  Yumichika’s soul sucking, colour sensitive, flowery, peacock zanpakuto.

v  Grimmjow’s abs.

v  Ulquiorra cosplaying as batman.

v  The Espada at Aizen’s tea parties.

v  Noitora’s 6 arms.

v  All of the Ichigo shippers going to war.

v  The despair of every Ichiruki and Ishihme shipper at the ending.

v  Fights that take 10 episodes to finish.

v  Fighting a captain.

v  Sacrificing yourself in a horrific and violent manner.

v  The canon ships.

v  Bleach S Abridged in general.

v  Ichigo’s hollow and Old Man Zangetsu drinking in Ichigo’s inner world.

v  Dark Rukia.

v  Just kiss him already.

v  Cero.

v  Whatever animal Kon is.

v  Insulting your former captain.

v  A secret sake stash.

v  A Mashiro Super Kick.

v  Stabbing people in the chest with your hand.

v  The Onmitsukido.

v  Flinging your friend from the top of Soukyouku Hill.

v  Using forbidden Kido.

v  Ukitake’s chronic illness.

v  Getting lost in every single division barracks.

v  Having Kido backfire on you.

v  Explaining your abilities to your opponent.

v  Mayuri’s questionable fashion sense.

v  A ridiculous amount of spiritual pressure.

v  Hell.

v  High level Kido spells cast without incantations.

v  Betrayal.

v  Kuchiki Byakuya’s perfect hair.

v  Noble families.

v  Orihime’s attempts at seducing Ichigo.

v  Sosuke Aizen. Enough said.

v  Yoruichi turning into a cat.

v  Accepting Ichigo’s offer to see his ‘Ultimate Zanpakuto’.

v  Untreated PTSD.

v  Shiro’s horns right up the ass.

v  Killing Masaki.

v  Dying heroically for no reason.

v  The MRSA (Men’s Soul Reapers Association)

v  Getting stabbed in the chest.

v  Karakura Town.

v  Rangiku’s necklace that falls between her boobs.

v  Pure chaos.

v  Central 46 being murdered by Aizen.

v  Getting stabbed by your captain.

v  Saving the world before turning 16.

v  Muramasa’s Zanpakuto filler arc that is underrated.

v  Ikkaku Madarame’s shiny bald head.

v  Strawberry-chan.

v  Isshin’s suspicious white van.

v  Pretending not to have Bankai.

v  The Maggot’s nest with Urahara in charge.

v  Tekking101’s weekly Bleach chapter review.

v  Kenpachi Zaraki killing everyone in the nearby vicinity

AN: Just to be clear I don’t own Bleach, but me and my friends created our own version of Cards Against Humanity and I wanted to share them. They take a while to make and coming up with the ideas was a process. I encourage you to enjoy and if you wish to make your own, you are totally allowed to use these or simply take ideas. It is a long post as it has 50 Black and 150 White cards.

Have a good one!

-Claire Bear & Friends

[cardsagainstanme]

Bleach Version of CAH

Black Cards

v  What would I create if I had Aizen’s hogyoku?

v  Maybe Ikkaku isn’t bald. Maybe he’s (               ).

v  The other Visored were shocked to learn that Lisa’s magazines are actually filled with pictures of (                ).

v  What is the Quincy’s ultimate goal?

v  Kurosaki Ichigo has every power. Except the power of (              ).

v  I should be in Squad 0 because I invented (               ).

v  What’s the next thing that Szayel is going to make edible?

v  Yhwach is hiring a new Stern Ritter, the Quincy of (               ).

v  Soi Fon refused to fight alongside Hachigen, at least until he offered her               (              ).

v  Why is Soul Society in trouble?

v  Grimmjow hasn’t joined the battle because he is distracted by (              ).

v  What will the Reiou (Soul King) use to woo Ichigo?

v  Orihime’s powers can heal anything, except of course (                 ).

v  Rukia’s next comic will be about (                ), dealing with (              ), for the first time.

v  For their new fundraiser, the Women’s Soul Reaper Association (WRSA) will be selling (              ).

v  Gin might have beaten Aizen if only he had used (           ).

v  Urahara has a secret weapon to defeat the Quincy. What is it?

v  As a teenager Byakuya was obsessed with (             ).

v  What was the name of Ichigo’s fullbring?

v  When not in use, the Zanpakuto bond by (               ).

v  Aside from killing, what do Soul Reapers use their Zanpakuto for?

v  The Visored survived in the World of the Living by (              ).

v  Why does the king ride the horse?

v  Aizen has requested to see a live performance of Hamlet in the World of the Living. Why?

v  Ryuuken has decided to become a better father by (             ).

v  Isshin has decided to become a better father by (            ).

v  The best sword in Bleach belongs to (                ).

v  Who has the spikiest hair?

v  What was Luffi’s secret power?

v  What things are found in Ichigo’s repression box?

v  Why are there so many characters with a creepy grin?

v  The person that has a crush on Ichigo is (               ).

v  What does Senbonzakura do in his spare time?

v  What brings all the Hollows to the yard?

v  The best way to describe Bleach is (               ).

v  Why does Ichigo’s inner hollow wax poetry about kings and horses?

v  When the Visoreds materialise their masks their sclera’s turn black. Because of (               ).

v  What is the heart?

v  (                ) & (               ), the hottest new ship in Bleach.

v  What were the makers of Bleach S Abridged on when making their abridged series?

v  A new name has been created for Bleach and is (              ).

v  I will defeat you using my (              )!

v  Aizen’s Bankai gives the ability to (            ).

v  When Ichigo and Nel spend time together it always leads to (            ).

v  Uryuu loves (             ), but he will never admit it.

v  The dullest part of Bleach is (               ).

v (                 ) will defeat all the hollows.

v  The real cause of Ukitake’s illness is (              ).

v  Nanao has discovered something in her captain’s bedroom. What is it?

v  (              ) doesn’t happen in the manga.

White Cards

v  The Quincy watching you from the shadows.

v  A Menos Grande named Steve.

v  Aizen’s bondage chair.

v  Ishida wearing Ichigo’s sword like a hat.

v  Tite Kubo’s fetish for cutting off arms.

v  The heart.

v  A sword that releases into an EVEN BIGGER SWORD!

v  My pride.

v  A noble scarf.

v  Boobs.

v  Very nice sideburns.

v  Ichigo’s closet.

v  Getting a tattoo on your face because you once saw a dude with the same tattoo on his chest.

v  An obscene tattoo.

v  Complimenting another dudes’ eyebrows because eyebrows are cool, dude.

v  Shunpo (flash step).

v  Eyebrows that are just, freakishly long.

v  Zombie slaves.

v  A bunny named Chappy.

v  Screaming Kurosaki Ichigo’s name.

v  The empty chair in the sky.

v  Perfect hypnosis.

v  A nickname from Yachiru.

v  Talking to your guitar like it is sentient.

v  The despair squad.

v  Justice.

v  A bucket worn on the head like a helmet.

v  Talking cats.

v  Putting Urahara into a box for an entire month.

v  A pink flowered kimono.

v  A stray dog, down to my bones.

v  Squad 4 being too late to actually heal you.

v  Aizen getting high on Ulquiorra’s eye sparkles.

v  Stabbing Momo Hinamori.

v  Ulquiorra holding out his hand as he turns to dust.

v  Healing mucus.

v  Endless Pursuit.

v  Admiral Seaweed.

v  A hand that doubles as a drill.

v  A caterpillar baby with poisonous chest spikes.

v  Ignoring serious head wounds.

v  Unohana with her hair down.

v  Instinct.

v  Plushies that are alive.

v  Tea.

v  My inner hollow.

v  A city on its side.

v  The rain.

v  A dead mother.

v  Urahara’s hat.

v  A hell butterfly.

v  Because it is all according to my plan. - Aizen

v  Byakuya’s hair piece.

v  The Ouken (The Kings Key).

v  Piles of paperwork.

v  Mysterious transfer students.

v  Resurreccion Segunda Etapa (Second-Stage Resurreccion).

v  BANKAI!

v  Ichigo’s blinding hair that every other anime protagonist has.

v  Nerd Aizen.

v  Getsuga Tensho (Basically, Fuck everything in that direction).

v  Mugetsu.

v  Yoruichi’s fuzzy paws.

v  Quincy brainwashing.

v  A powerless Ichigo.

v  Harribel’s under-boob.

v  Tatsuki punching Chizuru off of Orihime every morning.

v  Las Noche’s being so huge.

v  Crystal tree’s in Hueco Mundo.

v  Mugetsu’s majestic, waist-length, black hair.

v  The holy Substitute Shinigami arc.

v  Everyone randomly giving Toshiro candy all the time.

v  Aizen's butterfly form that made all fans stare in horror.

v  Orihime’s usefulness and character development other that her breasts.

v  The beach episode that came from an omake and a 2-page art piece.

v  Ulquiorra’s habit of creating a hole in his victim’s chest.

v  Rangiku in a cat suit.

v  Hyorinmaru’s stoic face.

v  The tragic ending of Bleach.

v  Gin creepily staring at everyone with a knowing grin from afar.

v  Grimmjow’s Resurreccions blue kitty ears.

v  The fact that Ikkaku shares an uncanny resemblance to Saitama from One Punch Man.

v  The bromance of the entire 11th division.

v  Ichigo’s cero destroying the chains of Hell.

v  The Diamond Dust Rebellion movie.

v  Mayuri without his makeup and headgear.

v  Urahara smirking behind his fan.

v  Just a simple candy shop owner.

v  The rejoicing of every Ichihime and Renruki shipper at the ending.

v  Kenpachi’s hair style of death.

v  The fact that Isshin is Kaien, Ganju and Kuukakku’s uncle. Also, that he was the head of the Noble Shiba clan.

v  Yumichika’s soul sucking, colour sensitive, flowery, peacock zanpakuto.

v  Grimmjow’s abs.

v  Ulquiorra cosplaying as batman.

v  The Espada at Aizen’s tea parties.

v  Noitora’s 6 arms.

v  All of the Ichigo shippers going to war.

v  The despair of every Ichiruki and Ishihme shipper at the ending.

v  Fights that take 10 episodes to finish.

v  Fighting a captain.

v  Sacrificing yourself in a horrific and violent manner.

v  The canon ships.

v  Bleach S Abridged in general.

v  Ichigo’s hollow and Old Man Zangetsu drinking in Ichigo’s inner world.

v  Dark Rukia.

v  Just kiss him already.

v  Cero.

v  Whatever animal Kon is.

v  Insulting your former captain.

v  A secret sake stash.

v  A Mashiro Super Kick.

v  Stabbing people in the chest with your hand.

v  The Onmitsukido.

v  Flinging your friend from the top of Soukyouku Hill.

v  Using forbidden Kido.

v  Ukitake’s chronic illness.

v  Getting lost in every single division barracks.

v  Having Kido backfire on you.

v  Explaining your abilities to your opponent.

v  Mayuri’s questionable fashion sense.

v  A ridiculous amount of spiritual pressure.

v  Hell.

v  High level Kido spells cast without incantations.

v  Betrayal.

v  Kuchiki Byakuya’s perfect hair.

v  Noble families.

v  Orihime’s attempts at seducing Ichigo.

v  Sosuke Aizen. Enough said.

v  Yoruichi turning into a cat.

v  Accepting Ichigo’s offer to see his ‘Ultimate Zanpakuto’.

v  Untreated PTSD.

v  Shiro’s horns right up the ass.

v  Killing Masaki.

v  Dying heroically for no reason.

v  The MRSA (Men’s Soul Reapers Association)

v  Getting stabbed in the chest.

v  Karakura Town.

v  Rangiku’s necklace that falls between her boobs.

v  Pure chaos.

v  Central 46 being murdered by Aizen.

v  Getting stabbed by your captain.

v  Saving the world before turning 16.

v  Muramasa’s Zanpakuto filler arc that is underrated.

v  Ikkaku Madarame’s shiny bald head.

v  Strawberry-chan.

v  Isshin’s suspicious white van.

v  Pretending not to have Bankai.

v  The Maggot’s nest with Urahara in charge.

v  Tekking101’s weekly Bleach chapter review.

v  Kenpachi Zaraki killing everyone in the nearby vicinity.

AN: Hey guys this is my second completed deck, using Bleach, again I don’t own anything and i encourage you to make your own or even use these. They are extremely fun to play. Thanks for reading.

Have a good one!

-Claire