#hmmmm maybe i'll continue tomorrow or saturday!

[islemomo]

let's bring in the VILLAIN of this story... this motherfucker, pudge...

pudge is an influencer and he's like the mr. beast of isle momo (if u were wondering the url—it's my island name!). who knows how he popped off on the acnh interwebs but it was surely for something stupid.

and there he is being insufferable, flaunting his wealth. and that's the thing about pudge. he's new money and doesn't know what to do with all this money and fame ("""fame""") that he blew it on buying a private island and building his mega-mansion on it. now THIS is where the stories start connecting. pudge buys private island and needs a house. cool. who worked on pudge's house? RENEE! (dun dun dun) so pudge's house build becomes a lengthy project, so there was a natural camaraderie/acquaintanceship forming between pudge and renee. cool. on the job, renee confides in pudge (ur 1st mistake) and asks for some relationship advice. wait, pause. here's another shot of this insufferable mf.

like tammy can't STAND HIS ASS!!!!!

so, anywaaaaay, renee tells pudge about her (lesbian) relationship with this girl (koala) she really loves and is planning on proposing to but her s/o is CLOSETED and hasn't come out for fear that being out will mess up her career goals. (isle momo—the paradise planning side of my island at least—is more... traditional. i know i know...) sooooooo, something something something renee is on her phone and pudge catches a peek—a glance gone wrong—and notices a photo or text or SOMETHING from faith on renee's phone. wait... faith... why does that sound familiar... BECAUSE!!!! pudge, like many influencers, wanted to take his career to the next level and pursue music as a rapper (🍅), so ofc bc of his fame and success he goes to the newly established faith reborn* records but faith is NOT playing this game with pudge and rejects him... HARD! but... these are all just coincidences... right?