#hmm wait for the finished version it's gonna be horrible lol

[lynxgriffin]

Straight Outta Monster Narnia

HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK

I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE

THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!

Here we GOOOOOOO~!

Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!

I am here yes!

Truly excellent dude

OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort

NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…

Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.

STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks

The legs are almost all the same LMAO

This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT

Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft

BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO

You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk

Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…

But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes

OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA

Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!

That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there

Also Kris, you need some eyes

RELIGIOUS SKA

So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay

Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat

It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!

It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it

CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!

Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here

“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor

DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes

ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT

PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS

DAMN who do I pick as my partner

Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…

Random snake is also very good…

Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK

Thank you cool snake I love your origin story

Oh this reindeer girl is very cute

MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE

I instantly love her, goodbye

Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble

I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK

Susie are you eating chalk

Oh sheet I like Susie less now

GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face

Haha totally cut off my answer there

Hmm. I sense…a theme here.

Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here

Now that’s a spooky face

Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls

Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay

Hi there creepy waving things!

To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT

Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES

Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie

LOL so much for a party member following you around

Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics

Such interesting and different architecture

THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS

Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy

THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know

About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch

LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”

JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT

VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM

“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY

Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it

RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game

The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute

Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!

“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.

Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…

It’s an inverse papou fruit!

Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right

Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items

YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW

“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE

Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…

“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”

Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY

FRIGHTENING FANFARE

Damn that puzzle still is tricky

Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying

We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE

Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!

Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already

Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword

Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right

THEY GOT BARRY

These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex

“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie

It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone

Oh now that light trick is weird

They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious

Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN

LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something

Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!

THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS

“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.

Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again

L E G S

THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE

Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE

Cakes…are also my enemy…

Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming

Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either

Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP

This jack’s got my number

That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig

Awww I like Clover

“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE

Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE

Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.

Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice

It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S

Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here

Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!

Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones

Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing

Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER

Why does it say Tuna on it

“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had

GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA

Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!

YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD

OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE

Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat

STOOL FORME

I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with

Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long

You done got locked in the dungeon

Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in

HUH, we’re controlling Susie now

In which choices do not matter…

SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED

And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?

A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!

Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail

Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking

Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!

So, this about final boss point for this business?

Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot

And just who is this sassy lost child?

BAAHAHAHAAA

HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN

I am now BED INSPECTOR yes

Hello again fancy blue boy

“Can…can we see it” / “No.”

This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO

Awww he put his bicycle to bed

‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH

I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!

Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!

JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT

Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez

WHELP this looks like final boss time…

Hiiiii there Lancer

Oh dang is gettin serious now

Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there

HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…

Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…

W H E L P

DAYUM that face from Susie!!

Awwww poor Ralsei

We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH

DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)

LMAO Susie’s face

EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC

Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects

Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet

So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat

Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia

Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST

LIBRARBY

YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE

Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!

ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE

OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME

I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad

PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED

I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN

The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!

Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING

Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!

“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.

HIIIIIIIII SANS

Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS

Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!

Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS

10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW

HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”

That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing

Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!

Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!

Brother Doug…?

Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!

ASGORE, HELLO

OMG Asgore hugs

Soul flowers….???

Awwww got some flowers for Toriel

THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY

It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE

Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.

Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right

DOG GRAVE, NO

Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…

Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…

Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…

ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED

Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!

OKAY decided to go to sleep here.

…Well that didn’t work out great

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT??????????

WHAT????????????

WHAT?????????

HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??

THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING

No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT

OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE

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FE: Birthright Randomised Chapter 14

(aka ‘Am I finally getting good at Fire Emblem? Probably not, I think it was a fluke, tbh’)

It’s Time to do more plot, finally

let’s dilly dally no longer and dive right into chapter 14 :V

oh hey another chapter that has the song lyrics as it’s title lol

well I mean she’s been back for a while but sure let’s pretend that she’s only just come back

yeah we had 2 whole crashes :V

how about randomising Revelation on a version 11.3 3ds? yeah no that’s definitely impossible -3-

proof that Scarlet was replaced with Sakura :V

lmao uhh kinda

Sakura don’t worry about it, man

isn’t it fine without the ‘Lord’ part too though? lmao

hah water it’s funny because her theme is called ‘The Water Maiden’

I am 110% on board with resistance leader Sakura

wait did we technically not get Scarlet before we started chapter 14? heck

there goes Azura humming again :V

do we ever come across these groups? I don’t think we do, actually lmao unless they’re talking about Mokushu lol

uhh yeah good thing you definitely wouldn’t have died horribly if this was Conquest, hahahahah;;;

roll credits wait this isn’t Conquest I can’t make that joke aodhiuhiudiaughd

explooosion

wot nah

oh I don’t know maybe it’s someone who knew there was a resistance, just in general do you think Garon cares about collateral damage? exactly

good, then we can kick some Nohrian ass

between you, Azura and Felicia? we’re more than ready, man

the only thing he expects is for us to be killed

but of course, he’s sorely mistaken >:y

actually I am 120% on board with resistance leader Sakura

this is Fire Emblem, Corrin Of course it isn’t safe

exactly

yas Sakuraaaa

we’re going to disregard the Astral Plane and Deeprealms ok-

I love the randomised family, ngl

aaaaall right time to prep for battle

oh yeah we have to fight Benny and Charlotte in this chapter sorry guys

oooook let’s go

oh man this guy’s dead oh hey, Hinata’s level 20 :o

.... do I risk the Sticky Bomb? Iron Naginata still one shots him but has a 100% chance to hit ...... I’m getting that biscuit

yaaaaas

>:3c

the Dual Katana’s great-

aaand then ALL OF THE UNITS IN THE FORT APPEARS--

have I mentioned that Selkie’s really good

joke’s on you, mate

do I risk the biscuit? I’ll risk the biscuit o h i didn’t get the biscuit :c

I could confront Benny right now but I think I’ll deal with the other units and get my units back together before I do

you’re funerals, mates

oh hey got a funky sword, what does that do

hey bro I saw you uhh saw you were trying to get to Jakob just there how ‘bout I just slide in here and

kill ya

yeah that’s what I thought

hmm maybe if I try rallying luck or smth

THAT’S more like it!

clearly you do not see what weapon he has equipped

sorry Benny we just really need to get into Nohr

oh hey we get his Beast Killer, great! :o

also I’m trying to think does Nyx ever show up in Birthright? I remember when she showed up in Conquest I had no idea she existed hahah Yeah she doesn’t appear in Birthright is there a Birthright equivalent to that? like is there a unit in Birthright and Revelation that doesn’t show up at all in Conquest? I’m trying to think but I cannot for the life of me think that there is anyone like that

anyway, sorry Charlotte

oh man these guys are going to get wrecked, just watch

oh well there are 2 others we can use

observe

and once more! For good measure! >:3c

30 HP goes a long way uvu

now to take the rest of my guys in and clear them up still need to be careful of those archers, though

Hah I love the utility of hidden weapons, have I ever mentioned that? I don’t think I have

and now for you

this guy has literally 0 defence since he tried to fight Takumi meanwhile Setsuna has 26 she’s too powerful, I tell you

also that one Berserker with the Bolt Axe is also pretty scary :’D

just clean up the rest of the armoured uniiits

and now I’m gonna lure out those bow users, and then hopefully get rid of the Berserkers and Heroes without too much trouble, then we go in for the kill with this Bolt Axe Berserker and the boss :V

ok one Berserker down, I need to get Sakura over to Felicia since she took a hit from that guy

aaand another Berserker is almost down, just need to finish him off and then heal Selkie up too :V

the Daikon Destiny hath return

ooh and she levelled up! ouo

ok now for these Heroes oh wait one of them is a Mercenary that makes things easier Oh, Felicia can reach said Mercenary that’s even better

ayyyyy

we done did it! now it’s just the boss and Bolt Axe Berserker to go :D

I think the only one who I’m confident with taking the guy on is Setsuna, tbh time for the moment of truth

hah, he didn’t even hit her

too bad you have literally 0 magic, mate

now give me your Bolt Axe, thanks

now all that’s left is the Boss

it’s overkill, but it works so I’ll take it

you sure talk big when you have 3 HP and Kagero has a Hunter’s Knife

yeah it’s not impossible in the least, she had a 100% chance to hit also, Kagero levelled up :o

ayyyyyyy we done did iiiiit

heck yeah it did I’m quite pleased with my strategies with it too, if I do say so myself~

yeah like at least 10 chapters worth

that sounds like a good plan I like that plan a lot

well, aren’t you prepared, Azura?

I feel you, Corrin especially recently hahahah;;;;;

probably the same thing as you, Corrin

HAH uhh yeah about that, Corrin

its funny because it is literally dead silent lol

but w h y she doesn’t need to oh yeah, the plot

there she iiiiis

that’s probably the case, yeah

of course not what are you talking about? hahahahah;;;;;

(Kagero’s voice line was ‘what?’ lol)

magic, bro

I forgot for a moment that Reina was now the archduke lol

more like you CAN’T talk about it :V

nah, I don’t think she wants to disappear yet, bro

I could say the same to you, Kagero

because you really don’t, Corrin, lol

just play Revelation and you’ll understand hahah

oh yeah this part :V

cutsceeeene

it’s like when you do something stupid and then feel really bad about it and then a little bit later you’re completely over it hahahah;;

spooky scury

pretty much

in other words; Not Fun

uhh yeah let’s go with that

that it will indeed :V

aaaand that’s the chapter! I think I’m going to leave it here since this went on quite long :V so uhh yeah next time we’re going into the mountains and we gotta put those Beast Killers to good use :’D

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WIP My hand slipped. It was an accident. Gonna fix and ink tomorrow I need to sleep lol. Do ht monsters still turn to dust or do they turn into a weird smelly mushy substance.....