#his parent's named him something and it was neither of those 😉

[fitgof]

“We both know that’s a lie, Ambrosia. I don’t like it when you lie to me.” Alouette‘s moustache covered his frowning lips, but disappointment filled his eyes. “We’ve done some fine work these years, you and I. Your parents should be pleased. And the Scholarship will be most impressed with our results once I bring it to their attention. I’ve stayed out of their business for far too long.”

When Alouette unveiled the portrait of his brother, Amy never expected to see the King with the Queen of Windflower by his side. The Delphiniums had no magic for themselves, making Alouette an outlier within the royal family but Amy couldn’t deny the resemblance between the young King’s face to Alouette’s own seeing them side by side. The councilmen on the Scholarship would have known it too and questioned Alouette’s existence. But as an old, distinguished Dianthus Larkspur… 

“Let me know when you’re ready to talk, Ambrosia.” He didn’t wait for a response and once again Amy was left alone staring at herself in the dark.

[pursuitseternal]

𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓱𝓵𝓲𝓪 𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦 𝓐𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓽🗡️🐦‍⬛

🎨 by her co-parent @marimosalad

NSFW Alphabet

Thanks for the tags @bardic-inspo and @nyx-knox ❤️���️

Tagging (I totally forgot to do earlier!): @astarionancuntnin @marlowethebard @bellasmumblingsandmusings @lets-just-daydream @charmandabear

@marimosalad and I both collaborated on our answers 🤭

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

They stay dirty for a while… lots of licking each other clean 😉😏

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Cordy— his eyes. AA—her hair… her tits… and her thighs that could crush his skull

C = Cum (where does your muse prefer to cum/have someone cum)

Inside. Always.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

As Elves in the Yuirwood, once they started physical intimacy, they couldn’t stop. They were relentless in sneaking off to explore each other in the woods… or their homes, sneaking in and out at night. Secretly, the first oral sex Astarion received was in his parents’ receiving hall… in his father’s throne. 😏

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

As young elves, they were each other’s ’firsts:’ kiss, hand job, oral, penetration… Once Astarion left for his studies and ‘died,’ Cordehlia took no other lovers, turning her love/lust for her betrothed into just war forged bloodlust.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything face to face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Intense, but that’s not to say humorless. They tease and call pet names and taunt to control orgasms… but they also have known each other for centuries. The smallest thing from their childhood memories might make them dissolve into giggles. (And Astarion’s laugh is definitely higher pitched!)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

As two High Elves, neither of them have body hair. Astarion cares way more about his head of hair than she does. Cordehlia would rather chop it off for battle… but Astarion loves it long, so she brushes it and braids it for him. The longer it is, the easier it is for him to yank when they get… playful.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As Elves, they were intense… as Vampires they are feral. They love to feel each other’s sensations through their mind bond. Having been together for decades before, they know one another’s bodies by heart

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

So, in “Our Blood” canonically, Astarion jacks off to a poster of Cordehlia, not realizing it’s her due to his memory loss. For Cordehlia, it was all she had until the “Tiefling Party”

Astarion jacking off to Cordehlia bathing in the river is teeeeeechnically why they got engaged. Whether Astarion meant to get caught is a different question!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

They switch Dom/sub, especially in private. Outwardly, Cordehlia is fiercely loyal, protective, and mostly submissive. In private or in front of those that are closest to them, she calls him out on all his bullshit, taunts him, calls him names… and he likes it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere, any surface. But they feel the most fulfilled doing it in the forest under the stars. Like their first time.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

They each have “The Look” ™. That one that they flash to the other in public or private and it’s fucking within minutes.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pet play. They will wear a collar, but only for a while and only as a toy. They share power too equally and take turns being the dominant too much for actual pet play.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Yes. Anytime. All the time. Anywhere.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the mood or situation leading into the intimacy. Also on the amount of blood one or the other or both consumed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They love impulsive sex. Astarion is a little bit better about keeping things discreet. When she’s in a particular mood, she’ll make it no secret that she wants Astarion right there, right now

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sometimes. Both of their past traumas haunt them from time to time (Astarion’s sexual trauma, and Cordy’s trauma of seeing Astarion with someone else) so they are still guarded in some ways; for now, they are mostly content with doing things they know they love.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With their combined Vampiric strength, they can basically keep going forever until they get bored. Just two vampires doing vampire things.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not really, their fangs and fingers and sexes are good almost all the time. They’ve been known to experiment a little with a well timed Mage Hand or an Enlarge spell.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing has been their love language since they were kids. They are just really immature together and they bring that energy to bed

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

They can be really fucking loud together. Like a competition. She likes to make noises to spur him on. They are no longer two little elves sneaking in the forest get laid. As full vampires, during their more feral couplings, she grunts and growls until she gets her way.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Astarion loves being the one to take her out of her armor. He spoils her by buying new armor and weapons every chance he gets. He has them all engraved with ravens and feathers; little elvish phrases woven in the details. But when she’s back from fighting, he’s the one that removes her armor piece by piece and worships her for the fierce warrior queen she is.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slender and elegant as a High Elf, but she got a rounded butt. Muscular and curvy, and big tits, but they’re usually wrapped really tight under her armor so you don’t see how curvy she actually is until she takes everything off.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Since reconnecting with Astarion – off the charts. Her lust and bloodlust are basically interchangeable.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She doesn’t. She’ll take a short break, then get up to go polish her blades in the middle of the night, or take a solitary bath to freshen up. Then she’ll go back into bed to cuddle for a bit, trance for 20 minutes, and be good to go for the next day

[akane171]

Jup😂

Cancel culture and the failing accountabilkty of famous people are both kinda shit tbh... Once again, humanity is taking something and making a stinking mess of it🙄

Exactly😂

Oh, don't you know that quote from Bambi? The little bunny (Thumper) at one point in the movie says that if a person doesn't have anyhing nice to say, they should just keep their mouth shut and not say anything at all🤷🏻‍♀️😂 So maybe watching Bambi would "teach" everyone that, cause it's a beautiful and very reasonable quote 😂🙈 (Pshh🤫 Don't remind me of THAT! Bambi's Mom and ESPECIALLY Mufasa are and always will be a very traumatic childhood event...😭😭🙈🙈)

Haha, yeah, I haven't read too many of the comics either, and yp, he absolutely does😭 I don't even care WHO, he just needs someone of his own 😭 Uhhh, a female guard bestie?😍 Would be funny how Kara'd react to her tho😂😂 Ohhh, Gavin and Mon?😍 Haven't gotten to read the books yet, but from what I found out online and through you, I love him already and with Mon that can only be absolutely precious😍😍

OHHH, you're gonna restart my ranting at this pace😂😅 Let me keep it short tho before I fall off tangent: Yes, Mon is AMAZING and he deserved SO MUCH BETTER and the freaking WORLD, he's so precious and they totally should have given him his own friends cause the Superfriends don't give a shit😑 And I'm SO sad they didn't make much more of a point about Daxam and Mon's bodyguard (WE DIDN'T EVEN GET HIS NAME!😭😭) and past beyond "Buh-Hu he's the prince" 😑🙄 

(-.-)

😂😂 okay, sad, but okay🤷🏻‍♀️

Ohhh😍😂 but omg, poor Mon😭😭 And you said I am evil for evil!Mon...😅

Ohhh, Hades&Persephone?😁😍😂 Greek Mythology AUs are always awesome😉 And ohh, psychatric ward? I think I read one once🤔🤔 Funny you say Jedi AU, I've thought of that once or twice, too, even tried to imagine it a bit more yesterday😂😂 What kind of scenario  would you have in mind for that? I have a few like Jedi!Kara and Sith!Mon/Clone!Mon/Bountyhunter!Mon/Starpilot!Mon or even keep the Daxam-typical slavery in a scenario where one of them is a slave on Tatooine or sth🤔 And a bunch of others, because, my god, those two in the Star Wars universe would be AWE&SOME🙈🙈

Haha, well then🤷🏻‍♀️😂 And nooo, NO shame on me, I didn't do anything to them and neither would I!!!!

... That is too good to imagine🙈🙈

Haha, okay😂

XXXX

Yeah, cencel culture aka let's cancel someone for saying somethnig 10 years ago (and let's ignore that person could have changed mind), while excusing horrible people, just because. Like, thanks for proving becoming betetr eprson doesn't matter, what matters is who you like or not.

Good line coming from a rabbit xD

Bitch... don't remind me about Mufasa, I'm stil traumatized. I have seen it in the cinema and my mom was crying with me.

I KNOW. But once again we were deprived of something cool.

Well, the guard would give such twin-sister-done-with-her-bro shit Kara would not mind xD And well, her and Mon would know each other since childhood and understand each other without words. Also, she would know all his parents, especially Rhea, shit, so.

Gavin is a precious pain in the ass, what describes Mon-El too xD

Instead we got Lena's eternal butthurt for 5 seasons, amazing :)))))))))))

Well, my Mon-El would never be evil ;D

Well, i have written one Hades x Persephone for my TeenWolf fandom xD but have other idea for karamel. Come on, imagine them all in the ward, Kara thinking she is powerful alien, brainiac a living calculator, Nia being some propeth, J'onn a Martian, Winn having soem kind of neurosis, Lena being a psycho and Mon-el having ptsd from war. But I would make it more hilarious with a pinch of trauma, i guess xD

Simple, they are both apprentices, who dislike each other and making their masters losing hair becasue of them. OR, something similar to what we got in the canon, aka Kara being a politician and Mon-El Jedi master protecting her. OR him bieng a jedi apprentice who was lost as a child, adopted by Jedis, but his wealthy family founding him again and demanding to come back and because he is still a teen he has to. And meets Kara etc. And then coming back to jedi, because his fam finally realizing this his destiny blah blah and then, they meet again with Kara, when she is that politician who is in danger. And one more scenario, when Jedi fall becasue of siths, but he spends a century in something like phantom zone but is found by rebels who try to fight back siths and rebuild jedi order. But he doesn't remember a shit and blah blah

THANK YOU, she needs that =='