#his old man knees can't keep up with the magykal spinny stairs
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breaking news: local five hundred year old man falls down the wizard tower stairs again, surprising absolutely no one
the aftermath:
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#nicko heap#marcia overstrand#marcellus falling down the stairs: CLINK CLONK CLINK CLANK#(the clink clonking is from all the gold he wears)#(man is a walking robbery waiting to happen)#his old man knees can't keep up with the magykal spinny stairs#also man probably tripped over his stupid fancy clown shoes#shitposts
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