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fisheito · 2 days ago

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@requiodile EXACTLY my thoughts !!!! rei's too old and tired and will probably have to clean the loads outa his butt for the next several hours. yakumo can carry HIMSELF back home after wreaking that kind of destruction

#the tags tho #going thru the bottoms like a checklist #and there rei was. standing in my imagination #i tried dropping yakumo onto him #and he just sidestepped before looking unimpressed at the ground lump #rei's a bard. not a paladin or a soldier #he will have no part in this thing you call Physical Labour #(that does not yield him juicy delicious invigorating essence)#yakumo you gotta take it easier on him #hold him gently like gamburger #rei's right tho #his scolding is actually some very kind and gentle advice (which i'm sure yakumo will understand after his initial mortification)#if you spread out your pentupness amongst all the bottoms #or at least. check in to your body more frequently to avoid disastrous buildups #you won't blow out ol man rei's back the next time you visit him!!#and maybe you'll be able to linger a bit more. do some proper aftercare. not get kicked out as fast.#because rei's cranky from the increased body pains and needs ample alone time to recover HAAHA #i'm laughing at the image of rei immediately kicking yakumo out while they're both still naked #so yakumo is crying and saying sorry while his voice slowly fades from rei's cabin #he's just naked and holding a pile of his clothes and so focused on running away (not inconveniencing rei anymore)#that he doesn't notice how clothesless he is #hobbling down the path in bare feet #his dick hasn't even fully dried yet HAH #yakurei

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