#hippest

[patloika]

Newest Hippest Food Trends for 2013

[artofnooligan]

Newest Hippest Food Trends for 2013

[thepoisonroom]

my contribution to the sex in public discourse is that i started reading a book about park cruising and in the intro chapter the author name-dropped the park that i had sex in one time. so you could say i'm attuned to the culture in a chic and tasteful way

[selinas-ships]

OKAY IM LATE BUT I GOTTA ASK ABOUT UR LORE WITH KUZCO BEING HIS OLDER SIBLING AND ALL-

SORRY IM SO OBBSESED WITH THIS MOVIE but seriously how do you deal with him all the time- I feel like he’s such a little shit (well he is but he’s sweet….at times😭)

(And also Lore for Uncle Hades would be nice too 🤫🧏‍♂️)

⭐️(a gold star for you!! :D) @pastelpousay

AWAAAAA HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY

OKAY OKAY OKAY SO my OC's name is Quya!! here she be, she is soooo pretty :3

shout out Azalea's Dolls Arabrian Nights maker <3

anyway the story I've got so far is Quya is the elder sister to Kuzco and was originally heir to the throne. Quya was fifteen years old when Kuzco was born (and in my AU, when they lost their mother, Empress Sayri, who Kuzco is a spitting image of <3) and she was eighteen and Kuzco three when their father, Emperor Uqllu, set sail for an overseas trade agreement with a king of India. However, his ship was caught in a horrible storm that sunk it, leaving no survivors.

my story/AU is based heavily off of Kingdom of the Sun, what Emperor's New Groove was going to be before the tone was completely changed. so weeks after their father set sail with a promise to return in a few months (effectively leaving Quya in charge of both her brother and the kingdom with Yzma and the imperial council's help), Kuzco started having nightmares every night.

Now the thing you most need to know about Quya is that she loves her family, especially her baby brother, more than anything in the entire world. And she is reckless and impulsive with her own safety.

Quya had snuck into Yzma's lab before to tinker with her elixirs and stuff, and so she snuck down there in the middle of the night to find something that might help her brother. What she ends up finding is an incantation meant to chanted during a very specific sacrifice to a very specific deity. She uncovers a plot to sacrifice a son of the sun (aka Kuzco) to unleash Supay from his prison beneath the earth.

Quya takes this incantation, fearing for her brother's life, and runs to the temple of Inti. She is seen and chased by Supay conspirators all the way to the temple. She throws the incantation into the fires of Inti, is attacked by conspirators, and (I've actually just changed this a little lol) Inti in his rage turns the conspirators into ash with his flames and turns Quya into gold to protect her.

For the next fifteen years, Quya is believed to be dead, and Kuzco is raised with the ghosts of his family, barely able to remember them.

Until Quya is found during a Chipmunk Scout field trip to the temple of Inti. When she is found, she is turned back into a human, and now has to grapple with the fact that so much time as passed and her baby brother is barely a year younger than she is now. :3

IT IS SOOOO MESSY AND SOOOO COMPLICATED AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER THEY DO BUT THEY ALSO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE A SIBLING AND HOW TO BE A SIBLING AND RAHHHH THEY MAKE ME EMO!!!!

[gracegrove]

anyone who complains about another person's body hair deserves to be hauled to the waxing salon and have 3 large strips of hair ripped off their most sensitive places.

pits, groin, nostril, chest.

only the aesthetician gets to decide if they're going to warn you before they pull.

[whatlieswithintheorchard]

[sbnkalny]

What's your opinion on the hippest new film, ready player ONE (2018)?

flaffor

[silverselfshippingchaos]

MR. H AM I RIGHT..

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Still heartbroken about the demise of The Toast. Here are the articles mentioned above:

Portraits Of “The Wrath Of Achilles” That Just Make Me Wanna Cuddle Him

Paintings Of The Torture Of Prometheus Where It Actually Looks Like The Eagle Assigned To Tear Out His Liver Is His New Boyfriend

PS the author of these as articles is a trans man who is now named Daniel Lavery, if you want to read more of his work!

[rastronomicals]

7:23 AM EDT May 23, 2024:

Horace Silver - "The Hippest Cat In Hollywood" From the album The Hardbop Grandpop (2004)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[ded-ihn-uh-hul]

She's judging us

[zodgory]

Utterly in love with the stage for Hippest Trip: The Soul Train Musical

[the-void-8-my-soul]

Wow. I’ve lost and gained so much faith in humanity. What are these anti aging people on?

I’m so glad at least some of you are normal about normal human body function.

scrunching my face real hard rn

[selinas-ships]

Personally, I think that it'd be funny if Quya

1. Ruled the Kingdom while Kuzco was at the academy

ORRR

2. Also moved in with Pacha's family. Idk, I think it'd be an interesting dynamic and change if scenery!

THE WAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT!!!!

See, you make very compelling cases. Cause on one hand, you have Quya, who was technically raised to rule before she disappeared and thus passed that burden onto her baby brother, finally doing what she was lowkey raised to do and doing it really well. And it could make for a very good arc of Kuzco being insecure about how he would go about ruling the empire only for Quya to be more than willing to pass off the crown to him. Because Quya's fifteen years older than him, even if she was effectively frozen in time. She's had time to figure out who she is outside of being an Empress. Kuzco? Not really. And she knows that he wants to be better, and has full faith in him to be an Emperor that not only their home deserves, but that their family would be proud of. He'll have her by his side regardless.

And then on the other, you've got Silly Goofy Fun Times where Quya is the exasperated big sister Kuzco desperately needed his entire childhood calling him out on his shit with sass to match him.

[den-ai-d]

Selfie with the hippest doggo ever from bomb rush cyberfunk!

[piosplayhouse]

I apologize for teaching people about shipping discourse but it's so funny

all of my followers above the age of 16 and/or who have jobs you must know that the hippest new trend in shipping discourse is that in an effort to distance themselves from "problematic ships", people have now established the label "comship" or "complicated shipping" to describe a ship that I guess is too problematic to be normal but not problematic enough to be problematic. Theres a vicious community divide on whether or not comshipping is ethical because nobody can agree on what the line between "problematic" and "complicated" is, probably because it doesn't exist . In my 2024 thesis I will argue that bingqiu is a "comship" (complicated ship) while cumplane is a "proship" (problematic ship) b

* clarification because people are getting confused in the notes: people who identify as "proship" are just using it as the opposite of "anti shipping", "pro" as in "shipping favorable"; but the people who identify as "antiship" aka "not shipping favorable", you could say, use it as short for "problematic shipping". Some of them, usually teenagers, genuinely believe that the only meaning of "proship" is "problematic shipping" and so I guess like don't believe people who tell them that the more common meaning is "shipping favorable". These are the people who are now arguing about "comships". Other people who identify as "anti shipping" I presume are aware that the term means "shipping favorable" in circles they're criticizing, but use "pro(blematic)ship" as a sort of snarky insult because of the double entendre. God I hate talking about this