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[autisticaboutstufflol]

About Me!

I've gotten a WHOLE bunch of new followers bc of y'all coming over from my ao3, or just, stumbling upon me, so here's some basic info on me!

So hi, I'm Clown, or Sam, whichever is funnier at any given point in time.

I use they/them and vae/vaer, but I'm also chill with he/him or xe/xem, love those guys.

I'm 18, and I don't really mind if you're a minor or not or an adult or not to interact w my page. Just don't be weird to me???

I'm also a hashtag disabled hottie, doctors love me for my mysterious conditions and my body's general inability to function the way it should be functioning. I will project so fucking heavy onto any characters that I think are disabled/are canon disabled or chronically ill. My current guy of the month is Law from one piece. Blows him up with my mind affectionately, he's chronically ill in the same kinda way as me now, good luck with that one champ.

Speaking of which. READ MY FICS BOY [gender neutral]. My ao3 is swaglittlesystem, I currently have one ongoing longfic- Accidental Adoptions. It's updated every Wednesday, this is subject to change based on how much I can write lol.

I also have my Daemon AU, which I will update with fics sporadically.

Yippee, huzzah, ect.

Uhhh, DNI if you're like. A Fucking Weirdo, a zionist, ect.

[Fucking Weirdo criteria is if you are actively romanticizing and enjoying anything like the following in a way that you think is hot/attractive/ect.: pedophilia, loli/shota, incest, pseudo-incest, bestiality. If you write a story in which there is a bestiality scene, tag it correctly, and understand that is fucked up and not cool, that's fine. If you write a story in which there is a bestiality scene, and think it's sooo hot, or don't tell people in your comments that saying it's hot is bad. Uh. Just please DNI.]

If you actually got through all that, here is a picture of my beloved bearded dragon, Lichen!