#hi saf

[szollibisz]

There's nothing worse than loving someone who's never going to stop disappointing you.

[perksofbeingpoet]

rewatched torture tango. sorry king this is on us

[ricky-mortis]

Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D

[tabooiart]

everyone and their mom has drawn this scene but uhm. my turn.

[mentallyillmindmeld]

More Spies Are Forever content

[itsjusteds]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

[smytherines]

someone spilled beer on Owen's favorite shoes and Curt can't remember where they parked

[soapyl]

Hey SAF fans!!!

Owen

[missholloween]

I can't believe there's two Joey Richter characters that are part of a doomed, tragic romance that ends with a person being killed by their partner AND who have a bond-esque motif associated with them. I also can't believe one of them is Ted Spankoffski.

[celestedoesarttm]

Dr. Kaleb Lopez and the Stupid Toxic Gays In His Workplace

@dr-docktor :)

[szollibisz]

my pretty princess

[kairithemang0]

Alr chat am I cooking?

So the original reason the little mermaid was written is because Hans Christian Andersen attempted to pursue a relationship with a man, and was rejected and they both knew it could truly never work because of the time they lived in. So. what if this was Curtwen? And if I added random shit to it

Curt and Owen have been spies together for years, however their relationship never truly went past sex. They never became the duo we know, they stayed as more of a friends with benefits type of thing.

They survive for years, however on seperate missions they end up gravely injured and decide they should leave the field, knowing their lives as spies would never be the same due to their health declining rapidly and Owen being paralyzed from the waist down.

They drift apart, letters become less frequent, until 1976. Owen sends Curt a letter confessing how much he truly loved him, how much he misses him and wishes they could be together. He asks Curt to come visit him, Owen knows he isn't going to live much longer. His health is declining, he misses his job. He misses Curt especially.

Curt sends him a letter back. Not one of acceptance of Owen's feeling, but an apology. He worries he's misled Owen. He's got a wife now, a baby on the way. He claims to be happy, Owen believes he is. Curt isn't as happy as he wants to be, in truth he isn't. He's gay and refuses to admit it to himself. What he had with Owen was a once in a lifetime thing

He does tell Owen he'll visit in the coming months, once his wife (possibly Barb) is on her feet again, he'd go the England to visit him before he passes.

He's too late, Owen passes a few weeks after receiving the letter. When searching through his house the police find hundreds of unsent letters to Curt, dating from when they first met all the way up to days before Owen's passing, all love letters. They found ones he had received too. They're sent to Curt, who's heartbroken by Owen's death. He never tells anyone about his relationship with Owen, only realizing the extent of his love for Owen after he's gone

[bucktommyboned]

this might be an unpopular opinion lol but I hate evan kinard as a name. i need them to keep their names as is or hyphenate them into buckley-kinard/kinard-buckley.

like I'll read a fic and it'll suddenly go down some monologue about how much buck hates the buckleys and his last name and how he wants to get rid of it. and idk I just don't think that's the case. buck for some odd reason doesn't hate his parents as much as we the audience hate them. he maybe doesn't like them but he doesn't hate them as much as we do. tommy also doesn't like his dad, he's compared his dad and gerrard and said they're basically the same. neither of these men have good relationships with their fathers.

if we're saying buck would jump at the chance of changing his name, why wouldnt tommy also jump at that chance? maybe he wants to become a buckley cuz at least buck and philip have seen each other in the last year? heck maybe they make up a whole new last name and they both change their last names. idk. I have a bone to pick with evan kinard as a name lol I guess I just don't get why buck needs to change his last name to get away from the buckleys or w.e. when the person he's with also has a bad relationship with his father lol

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Your name is Owen Carvour. You are a spy. Against all odds you found a man you love and by some miracle it’s mutual. You go on mission after mission together. Until something goes wrong. You believe your lover has left you to die. Someone comes to get you. You cannot move. You can only hear them out. You become a part of their organization, become the Deadliest Man Alive. It’s not enough. After four long years you get a shot at revenge. You finally reveal that you survived, and you give your ex-lover an ultimatum. He can go after you or he can do the right thing. He chooses you, he wants to help you. Finally the chase ends, he catches up. You face each other in a place so similar to where you lost each other in the first place. Despite the deja vu, things are different now. You are different now, he doesn’t know you anymore. You want him to go with you, to rebuild what was destroyed. He can’t. He loves you but he can’t. He also can’t let you leave. The only thing he can do is raise his gun to your forehead and fire. This is all because he ate a banana and didn’t throw away the peel.

[jasperthejester]

its joey its joey its acting he grabs the railing so he doesnt fall it doesnt mean anything owens dead owens dead owen dea-

*heavy breathing*

[nathanfrazers]

scene from @unvexes curtwen fic which you should go read RIGHT NOW!!