#hi i think i'm adopting sakuya. congrats that's my nephew or something now

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Any Sakuya headcanons?

I adore Sakuya. I do want to take his phone and send Mahiru a confession so he stops pining so hard though. Simp on main like the rest of us, sir, not from the shadows.

On that subject, I think he's the type to not have a password/lock on his phone, with the mentality of "fuck around and find out." But, like, the only things on his phone that he wouldn't want someone to find are search results for "how to ask out your crush," "how to know if you have a crush on your best friend," and "if you tell your best friend that you faked their memories of you two being childhood friends, will they still like you?" along with a half-written draft of a text to Mahiru that he's rewritten 40 times and still not sent because he doesn't want to come off too strong.

Sends team M links to videos that made him say wtf so they have to suffer, too. On the other hand, he sends Mahiru, Ryusei, and Koyuki links to videos that are super cute but also a little wtf

I've discussed both somewhere before, but I have to agree that he'd be into Vocaloid and rhythm games, and is absolutely cracked at rhythm games without realizing it. I also think he'd be into the creating side of music as well, but would try to hide it because he feels like he's not very good at it.

Actually, I feel like he'd have a good amount of self-esteem issues surrounding how well he does things in general. Despite team M encouraging him, I think he feels like he's just average, even at things he does very well.

I feel like there's been several times where he's locked himself in his room, and the others have thought he was up to something, but it turned out he was just doing maintenance on his knives (and tormenting a certain plushie)

Probably took the longest of the Melancholies to open up to anyone other than Tsubaki. And they probably threw a party the first time he said something about himself without them having to pry it out of him (they didn't even know if he liked the food that was cooked for a few months there)

Absolutely terrified of considering anyone family. He will swear up, down, left, right, and in a circle that the Melancholies are friends/"we're just that close because Tsubaki created all of us". For sure called Higan "uncle" once and absolutely panicked and Higan understands his panic enough to never mention it.

Cried at some point while Tsubaki was gone. Whether it was from missing his totally-not-adoptive-dad or anger at being left like that, he'll never tell.

Pretty good at talking himself out of situations. Probably also pretty good at getting stuck in situations because of other's mouths, too (you want me to believe Berukia doesn't talk himself into all kinds of situations, both with and without company?)

Something about him feels like he'd prefer using a fork over chopsticks. Not because he's not good with chopsticks (he is), he just finds it easier.