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betweenlands · 1 year ago
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Jimmy Solidarity's Guide To Dying First
Congratulations and/or sorry that happened! Dying first in a series is always really rough, and people are probably going to feel bad they ended your series early. Unless you're me. They don't feel bad about killing ME off first, which is probably why I beef it a lot.
Anyway, here's some specific ways you might have your death invalidated or made about me:
Are you new to this series? Oh my god I am so sorry. The Watchers are about to be SO weird about you and I honestly hope I die next so I can take some of the heat off you.
Did we die in the same incident? Expect the Watchers to say I died first anyway.
Are you Lizzie? Expect the Watchers to say it's because of our ~sibling bond~.
Are you Scott or Tango? Expect the Watchers to make up something about our whirlwind romance dooming us both.
Were you TEAMED with Scott or Tango? See above, except it's actually because my "curse" is super contagious or something.
Were you teamed with ME? See previous two points.
Are you Pearl or Grian? Expect the Watchers to say it was totally, definitely because of wanting to ensure the same person didn't win twice, even at the cost of the canary curse being broken.
Are you Martyn? Same as above but also -- Lol. Nerd.
What else should you expect?
You're going to start growing feathers. Sorry! The Watchers are going to try to "canary-code" you too, so they don't have to stop being weird about me.
The Watchers loooove to take credit for things that were barely even them. If anything happened involving the two of us for five or more seconds, it's a sign that I "cursed" you to die first.
If you're really lucky, the Watchers will make up some nonsense about toxic fumes or something that ensures I still get the brunt of their weirdness.
See you soon, probably, because for some reason Martyn has decided to cater directly to the Watchers and make it his sole goal in life to ensure I permadie as soon as humanly possible!
Love or whatever, Jimmy Solidarity
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