#hhhhhhh because that's not potentially upsetting to anyone lol

[lord-squiggletits]

I know gender fuckery is the name of the game with alien robots and people are allowed to headcanon and AU whatever they want, but there are some choices to genderbend certain characters that do really fucking annoy me not gonna lie

[prettyboylovemail]

Naruto S/Is

Okay so a lot of people wanted to hear about my Naruto S/Is the most. I don’t have everything completely figured out yet, but I do have two separate S/Is for Deidara and Ino.

We’ll start with Dei cause he’s a main <3

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Name: Hana Fujiwara

Age: 20

Jutsu Style: I’m thinking that I might use a similar jutsu style to Sai because of course, I’m an artist, and I really like it as a compliment to Deidara’s jutsu art.

How we met: Deidara and I met in the Akatsuki. I’m still trying to think of a backstory, and how I ended up there, but this is what I have for right now :)

When I first joined, Konan is the first one to test my abilities in a sparring match, and she is the one to ultimately decide what they should do with me. I don’t have an official S/I with Konan, but I had to include her cause hhhhhhh waifu

There comes a day when a mission becomes available. It’s fairly simple, but involves a bit of risk, and also will take 3 full days to complete. Deidara is the first to pipe up and offer to take the mission, to which Pain is like “Hm. fine. But take the newbie with you. We need to see how she handles being out in the field.”

Dei is a little upset about it because he’d much rather just go with Sasori cause they are used to each other and he already respects him. So he spends the whole beginning of the mission griping about “babysitting the newest brat” and and how I “better not slow him down”.

The two of us don’t completely get along at first, as he’s pretty rude and bratty when we first meet. I’m a lot more shy and lack confidence, so he takes that as weakness and comments how I won’t last long if I don’t pick it up. But after he sees me fight, he changes his tune and, while he still doesn’t agree with my notion of art, he says that I have the potential to become a great artist like him.

We eventually warm up to each other over the course of the mission, and it turns out that our fighting styles actually work well with each other. So we get paired up more often together, until we end up as an official pair. Sasori is relieved to get a break from Deidara’s loud outbursts lol.

He and I work as compliments to each other. Dei makes everything fun and helps me to let loose a little bit, and also gives me more confidence in myself and my abilities. Whereas I show him the generosity that he’s never received from anyone and allow him to learn to be a little bit softer to let me closer to him.

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Now for Ino~

Name and Jutsu Style are the same. But the difference is that Ino and I age together, so the two of us remain the same age in all parts of Naruto, Shippuden, and Boruto.

How we met: Ino and I were a part of the same class at the Academy. She and I actually were close friends before she met Sakura. At the time, I was one of the girls that grew up having a crush on Sasuke just like all of the other girls in our class. And I continued to have a crush on him until we all became Genin and were separated on different teams.

I was put on a different team than Ino, so we didn’t get to see each other nearly as much after that, and we were both focused on our own training with our teams. We kinda grew apart for a while, as she became more invested in her rivalry with Sakura, trying to woo Sasuke, and also in her attempts to boss her team around. Every now and then, I’d stop by her shop to say hello, but we really didn’t get many chances to hang out anymore like we did when we were kids.

Then, as we both became Chunin, and things started getting a lot heavier. The village was in danger, Asuma dies shortly after, and then Ino immediately went out with her team to track down the Akatsuki. I heard about them leaving with Kakashi and am insanely worried about her the entire time, but there isn’t anything I can do to help. I think about her the entire time that they are gone, wondering if they’ll come back. When they finally return, it hits me just how much I missed her and just how much I care about her. This is the point when I realize that I have feelings for her.

However, she’s still so focused on her own life, and I can’t bring myself to just show up and start hanging out with her again out of nowhere. So I just end up silently pining for years, until I find out that she and Sai are dating. I’m upset, but I give up on my crush and wish her happiness. Years pass, her and Sai get married and have a son. I’m still single, but she and I run into each other again and start hanging out as a group with her, Sakura, Temari, and Tenten.

Things are good for a while until she starts having a bit of relationship trouble with Sai. The two of them end up splitting up, and Ino comes to me for advice and comfort. We start talking more, and spending more time together as I help her heal. And after a good deal of time has passed, my feelings start resurfacing, and she also admits to liking me as well. And basically, we end up dating and eventually get married and take care of Inojin together as a big gay happy family ^^)/

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Tagging: @shallowhound , @goddamn-strop , @nougatships

Since y’all asked for Naruto~