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vaguely-concerned · 10 hours ago

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I adore it whenever rook rests their hands on their hips like a handyman or mechanic about to deliver some bad news as to how much the repairs are going to come in at. the hero equivalent of a plumber. they're out there saving the world with the gently beleaguered air of an overworked janitor and I quite simply love that for them

#*gazing at a blight pustule and sucking in a 'yikes!' breath through their teeth* well. there's your problem.#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #rook #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar #'I wish rook wouldn't strike this weird pose all the time' au contraire my friend they should in fact do it even more #there are few enough delights in this world let us hold on to the ones we have #I suppose mario has the heroic plumber energy corner in gaming covered already but rook's version is funnier to me #extra heightened To Me with ingellvar of course because of who I am as a person etc. and also the metaphysical element #as lucanis genuinely treats assassination as his 9-5 so rye thinks of the watcher's duty to watch and protect the borders of existence #it's a holy duty AND also you're just a cosmic plumber. you make sure shit goes where it's supposed to and not anywhere else #(if you'll pardon the phrasing)#nothing backing up nothing gushing out nothing getting stuck. having to deal with all the weird shit people have tried to flush away #people kind of wrinkle their nose at you but they'd be fucked if you stopped doing your job and you all know it #it ain't much but it's honest work.#hey folks I love rook only hawke can rival them in my heart there's so much Weird Little Guy (gn) potential here

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