#hey babbbyyyyyy~~~~~~~~

[theusisthebadplace]

Hey babbbyyyyyy 💜 missed you!

HELLO LOVE BUG!!! I missed you tooooooo. How’s it going???

[olyrik]

Hey mate, 40%? Never heard of that before, can you explain it to me

lol, I don't know what usage of 40% this is in reference to specifically but I say it all the time. Me and my friends had been discussing gayness as a %, so like straight is 100% hetero, a man loving men is 100% Gay, and full on Bi is 50%, and when it came to me they asked what I was and I said 40%. "40% what?" "40%" "Like 40% gay, or 40% straight?" "Yes, 40%" and since then I use it as a descriptor of everything people ask me about me. "Do you like men?" "40%" "Are you a man?" "40%" "Do you like women?" "40%" "Are you a woman?" "40%" It's all 40% babbbyyyyyy!

[thesadstoryofme]

What about when y/n over hears harry talking badly about there sex life to one of his friends? How do you think she would react?

//

She didn’t mean to stand there and listen as soon as she heard her name. Harry was hanging with his friends, beer and pizza kinda night. Y/N was doing her own things, laundry and school work. She was headed towards the kitchen when she stopped.

“ Y/N makes weird fucking noises when we have sex, sometimes it bothers me when were like serious but if it’s a quick fuck then it bothers me a little bit” She couldn’t believe he just said that.

“ Why don’t you just say something? Esspecially if it bothers you?” Mitch asked, before taking a sip of his beer.

“ I don’t know, I don’t want her to get upset. Her feeling’s get hurt a lot and then she won’t have sex with me for a while probably” 

She never thought that she made weird noises. Her moans where load, they’ve always been and maybe sometimes she would lower them because she thought she was annoying. It never accrued to her that Harry would find them annoying and that he thinks she gets her feelings hurt to much. She was upset and she couldn’t believe he would talk about their sex life to his friends. 

She decided to head back up stairs and wait for his friends to leave before she said anything to him. As soon as she got to her room, she shut the door and cried her eyes out.  It was only hours later that he finally came upstairs. Piss Drunk. 

He stumbled in the room, kicking his shoes off and pulling his shirt of his head and tossing it across the room.

“ Hey babbbyyyyyy” He sang and she rolled her eyes.

“ What’s wrong with you? You wanna fuckkkk?” He leaned over her body and started kissing her neck but she pulled him off of her. 

“ Harry Stop it, go to bed” She was pissed.

“ I wanna have sex” He sat at the end of the bed and took the rest of his clothes off, tossing them next to his shoes and his shirt. 

“ I’m not in the mood, i’m going to bed.” She turned the light off and pulled the blanket over her head. 

//

He woke up confused. He rolled over to find y/n not here. His head was pounding and his ears were ringing. He was naked and he wasn’t sure why.

Y/N had gotten up a couple hours after Harry finally passed out and made her way to the guest room. She was hurt by the conversation he had with his friends last night and it kept her up half the night. 

When she finally passed out her alarm went off. 

Harry had gotten up and showered putting on fresh clothes. He was too confused to go and search for y/n.

Y/N was in the kitchen, she cooked herself some breakfast and sat at the table to answer emails and work on her essay for her English class. 

“ Good morning baby” Harry spoke but she ignored him

“ Are you okay?” He asked her but she didn’t respond again.

“ Y/N, Talk to me please” He begged. 

“ I’m actually really upset with you and I rather not speak to you.” she finally answered him

“ What did I do?” 

“ You don’t remember what you told your little group of friends?” 

“ No, I was drunk” 

“ You told your friends that I make weird noises when we have sex and that you found them annoying and that you said I get my feelings hurt to much. That hurt me really bad. “ Y/N was upset and the look on Harry’s face was full of sadness.

He was drunk and he didn’t know he said that. He knew he would never say anything to hurt her.

“ I am so sorry baby. I didn’t know I said that. I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you” 

“ If i make weird noises during sex and you find them annoying, just tell me. Don’t get drunk and talk shit about me to your friends” Y/N placed her laptop in her bag and left the house leaving harry dumbfounded and upset. 

//

I’m sorry I didn’t know how to end this. Enjoy. 

[cryingxdiamonds-blog]

Second Chances.  David and Corinna

Helloooo!! The story that no one asked for but also some of you wanted haha. No shade to Todd, or anyone really, it was just how I decided to write the story :) Let me know what you think xoxx

It was 4am. Ilya in the front seat, Alex, Todd and Mariah in the back, Zane, Heath and Corinna in the middle; the group sat in David’s Tesla as he drove them home from a night out of drunkenness and vlog footage. Zane was perched in the middle of the second row on the console, drunkenly screaming trying to get out of the sunroof; David quickly putting his car into auto drive to swing his camera round to film his antics.

‘Babbbyyyyyy, what is you doiiinn??’ Heath yelled, grabbing Zane’s jumper to pull him back into his makeshift seat.

‘Heath, don’t pull too hard, his fat ass will break the car’ Todd yelled, obviously very drunk as he slumped over Mariah and Alex in the back seats. Corinna helped Heath with gently removing Zane’s hands from the roof and sitting him back down as David laughed his head off.

‘He on X-games mode!!’ Heath cried into David’s lens, causing Corinna to cover her mouth whilst laughing hysterically.

‘David are you really gonna use Heath saying that joke about Zane again??? Don’t wanna be getting too unoriginal dude’ Todd slurred from the back seat, barely able to lift his head. His comment didn’t earn too many laughs as an awkward silence ensued.

‘Well isn’t Todd a bit drunk tonight’ David said into his camera, laughing his famous vlog laugh at the end.

‘I’m just saying dudeeee, don’t want to be getting too uncreative and lazy with your content man, cause that only works for sluts.’ Todd said in a snarky tone.

Putting his camera down, David flashed a look at Corinna through the rear-view mirror. She didn’t see his look, instead, she was staring out of the window, obviously trying to ignore Todd’s comment as well as the awkward silence which now fell in the car.

Knowing how Todd was like when he’s drunk, Corinna didn’t want to start an argument whereas if he was sober, she would usually stand her ground. But with alcohol running through his system and consequently, him running his mouth; she knew it was best to just sit and endure it.

The other’s felt the same, knowing all too well about Todd’s argumentative streak, it was best to leave the discussion till the morning, and luckily Zane, who would be most likely to bite, was too drunk and preoccupied with tapping Ilya on the head to notice Todd’s commentary.  

David’s eyes remained on Corinna’s reflection, noticing how she brushes the hair from out behind her ears in an attempt to shield her face when she’s nervous. Keeping his hands on the steering wheel but having the car still drive in auto-pilot, his glance flashed between Todd and Corinna; Todd staring at the back of Corinna’s head with a devilish grin plastered on his face.

‘Hey, David’ Todd said, catching his eye in the mirror. ‘When are you going to stop handing out charity Q&A’s for people who don’t deserve them.’ His look was cold and David could feel his blood start to boil as Corinna sunk further into her seat.

David swerved the car over to the left and clipped it up the pavement. Slamming on the breaks; the car came to an abrupt halt. Zane; still unaware, yelled ‘Daviddddd what are you doing maaann, did we just crash??’

Ignoring Zane, David stared straight ahead at the empty road and calmly said ‘Todd, either cut it out or get out and walk.’ Todd opened his mouth to protest but shut it again at the coldness of David’s voice. Todd shrugged and lifted his head up off Alex’s lap, slumping into his seat. With that, David started up the car again and swerved back onto the road.

This time Corinna was already looking in the rear-view mirror when David took another glance at her. The corners of her lips lifted upwards slightly as she gave him a small smile, which he knew meant thank you. However, that didn’t stop him noticing the wet stain trailing from her eyes down her cheeks as she held his stare.

 David had taken a longer route home, meaning he would be able to drop off Heath and Mariah, then Todd and Zane first before taking Corinna home, then back to his with Ilya and Alex. He had texted Ilya to pretend to need to pee before they got to Corinna’s house, so that David could talk to her alone and Ilya could drag a nearly passed out Alex out of the car.

Corinna seeming to be none the wiser as David turned round to face her and the two boys got out of the car, heading towards a nearby bush. ‘Hey, jump in the front’ David said softly, nodding his head towards the front passenger seat. ‘Okay’ Corinna replied quietly, getting out of the back seat and making her way around to the front.

As she climbed into the front, David wrapped his arms around her shoulders and pulled her into a hug. Initially, she stiffened at the sudden contact but soon found herself wrapping her arms around his waist and leaning her head on his chest. They stayed like that for a while before Corinna whispered ‘it’s not that it’s bothering me because he’s my ex… it’s bothering me because I wonder if what he’s saying is true. When we were together, he fully supported me and my content, so now it’s like, is he saying that to be malicious, or is he saying it because it’s what he’s always thought and believed.’

‘Hey hey hey’ David lifted Corinna’s head to look into his eyes. ‘Todd’s my friend but, he has a funny way of dealing with things. He puts on this front and lashes out at people because he doesn’t know how to act. He doesn’t think that about you and neither do I.’

Corinna smiled back at David, putting her hand to his cheek. ‘Thanks Dave’ she said softly.

‘Let’s all go back to mine, we’ll talk it out and you can help me put Ilya and Alex to bed’, he chuckled, pointing out of the window to Ilya and Alex jumping around each other with their fists up.

‘Always a catch with you’ Corinna replied, chuckling as she rolled down the window to tell the two boys to get in the car.

 After getting to David’s house and David and Corinna managing to convince Ilya and Alex to stop wrestling and to go to sleep in the guest bedroom, they were pretty tired. ‘Shall we watch a film?’ David asked, walking over to his beanbag to grab a folded blanket. ‘Only if we can watch The Notebook’ Corinna grinned at him from her seated position. ‘Lucky for you, I love romantic mush’ David winked at her. ‘I know’ Corinna chuckled.

It had only been about half an hour before David noticed Corinna had slightly fallen onto his shoulder and could hear the steady flow of her breathing. Trying not to disturb her, he lifted his head slightly to take a peek at her peaceful face, checking to see if she was asleep or not. As he suspected, her eyes were closed, her long lashes flickering with her eyelids, her pink lips slightly parted… she looked so angelic.

David shook his head suddenly, an attempt to physically shake the thoughts from his mind. He tried to think of a way to move without waking her, wondering if he would be able to carry her to his bed before she stirred. He had only moved his shoulder slightly before he felt her body jolt next to him.

‘Sorry, sorry!’ he whispered ‘I was trying not to wake you.’

‘It’s okay David’ she smiled, sleepily, ‘I need to call an uber anyways.’

‘No no no, don’t be silly you can sleep in my bed, I asked you to come here so late’ David laughed, extending his arm out for her to stand from the sofa.

‘David you don’t have to do that’ Corinna said, reaching for her things.

‘Well I’m definitely not letting you get an uber’ David stated, ‘so you can either stay in my bed and let me go to sleep now, orrrrr, I’ll drive you and I won’t get to sleep for like another half an hour’ he said as he raised his eyebrows, teasing her.

‘Fine’ she laughed, rolling her eyes. ‘Come on then’ she said, heading for his bedroom.

‘Oh no’ David chuckled, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. ‘I like to think I’m a gentleman Corinna, I’ll take the couch.’

‘Are you kidding me? You’re going to make me feel guilty if you take me home and guilty if I stay.’ She laughed, folding her arms.

‘Come on, stop being a baby, we’ve been friends for years, we can sleep in the same bed together.’ Corinna said as she walked past David towards his bedroom, taking his hand as she went and letting him follow behind her.

‘Can I borrow a t-shirt? Corinna asked David, who stood in the doorway awkwardly, not knowing where to look.

‘Errr yeah, they’re erm, they’re in that drawer’ pointing to a chest of drawers next to his bed.

Noticing his nervousness, Corinna smiled to herself, taking a t-shirt and pair of joggers from the drawer and debating whether to go to the bathroom or ask David to turn around.

Deciding on the latter, Corinna glanced over at David still stood in the door way. ‘Could you erm, turn around?’ Corinna said, smiling slightly.

‘Oh yeah, yeah of course’ David fumbled over his words and quickly spun around, hiding the blush forming on his cheeks. He nervously played with his hair, trying to drown out the thumps of his heartbeat by concentrating on the sound of clothing hitting the floor.

‘Okay done!’ Corinna said, walking over to the bed. ‘Which side is your side?’ she asked, tying her hair up into a ponytail.

‘The left’ David responded, pulling his hoodie up over his head, leaving him in a black t-shirt and grey joggers.

Corinna couldn’t help but let her eyes linger on David’s exposed skin as he lifted his hoodie over his head. She let her eyes trail down his abdomen, his joggers falling slightly below his waist so she could see the start of his snail trail. Quickly looking away she jumped into his bed and snuggled down under the covers, chuckling as David walked towards her, lifting the duvet to get in with her.

Not knowing quite how to act, David laid on his back, looking at the ceiling, feeling Corinna’s eyes on him.

‘Dave?’ Corinna said softly.

He turned his head towards her.

‘Thank you for sticking up for me’ she smiled. ‘You really are… just, the best’ nervously looking away from his eyes.

Turning his body to face her, he moved his body further down into the bed and placed his hand underneath his pillow to prop his head up slightly.

Neither of them could quite figure out exactly what it was, but something lingered in the air between them. So many unanswered questions which had built up over the years, so many what if’s, so many wrong decisions and missed chances.

David didn’t know where it came from, but he suddenly felt a surge of bravery. Something which gave him the courage to ask Corinna something which had been on his mind since she and Todd had broken up.

‘Why did you and Todd break up after the lie detector test?’ David asked. His eyes searching within Corinna’s, holding her gaze.

They had both somehow moved closer together, their faces now inches apart. Corinna looked into David’s big brown eyes, slightly shadowed underneath by the lack of sleep. She inhaled a shaky breathe and said ‘you know why David.’

She saw David take a gulp, feeling her own nerves bubble underneath the surface, not knowing if she should have left it alone. ‘He couldn’t understand why I had… fantasied about you’ Corinna said, looking away, not being able to look at him anymore.

David caught her chin with his hand, gently stroking her neck with his thumb.

‘And why had you fantasied about me?’ David asked, no longer looking into her eyes but at her lips, wanting to be absolutely sure first…

‘Because I liked you David…’ Corinna said, her nerves on end, goose bumps trailing down her skin, making her stomach turn inside out.

‘What about now?’ David asked, his face leaning closer towards her, still gently holding her jaw, his lips gently brushing against her own, parting slightly.

Corinna now lifted her own hand to place her palm against David’s head. Slightly lifting her face to catch his lips; she closed the gap between them.

No more needed to be said. Their lips moulded together as they pressed their bodies against each other. David’s hands cupped Corinna’s face as she parted her lips against his, eagerly wanting more. They remained like that for a while, both on the cusp of removing clothing but not wanting to move too fast. Corinna settled for sliding her palms against David’s torso as he trailed his fingertips across her exposed back and waist.

Exhausted and content, their night ended gently drifting off to sleep, layering peppered kisses against each other, enveloped in one another’s arms as the sun silently rose.