#hes sick of them trying to dip their grody vampire feet in his gene pool
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Of course, Grandpa emerson knows the town is full of vampires. Every few decades, they try to bang his loved ones and turn em into vampires!
They did it with is wife when she was a girl.
They did it with Lucy when she was a girl.
Now they're doing it to his grandson.
He's had enough. "Time to die, lost boys" 🗡🗡🗡🗡
#silently cackling as i type this out#he knows personally who david and them are#hes sick of them trying to dip their grody vampire feet in his gene pool#the lost boys#tlb#tlb david#tlb marko#tlb dwayne#tlb paul#paul the lost boys#dwayne the lost boys#marko the lost boys#david the lost boys#thats why he became a vampire hunter#obsessed with the thought of david dating lucy when she was younger#but she was under his thrall the whole time so she doesnt remember#so when david tells michael “i banged your mom” he really means it#lmaooooo#david banging michael was the straw that broke the camels back#lmaoooooooooooo
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