#hes a slapper huh?

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Eve of St. Mark (1944)

[aizawaz]

Task Force 141 headcanons ; ass or tits

Trying to post somewhat consistently, so have this!!

Warnings: afab!reader , butt stuff (oral , fingering , plugs) , impact play , praise & degradation , brief mommy kink (I’m not sorry) , dirty talk , all the good stuff!

! NSFW under the cut !

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley - Tits

Simon is a man that definitely enjoys larger breasts, but ultimately he’s a ‘boobs are boobs’ guy. He’s addicted to the way your plush flesh spills over the cups of your bra (he bought it for you) that fits just a little too small for your taste (he did that on purpose).

Low-cut shirts are Simon’s favourite, he takes them almost as a challenge to see how long he can stare before his dick is hard and he’s all over you. He can never last more than a few minutes, eventually shoving his large and cold hands beneath your shirt to paw at your “perfect fuckin’ tits, dovey. Can’t help but touch ‘em.”

Titty slapper. 100%. Does it as a form of punishment if you were being particularly bratty that day, starting with firm taps to get you riled up before fully administering the punishment. He’s not entirely gentle with it either, slapping until your tits are red and you’re looking all sorry ‘n teary-eyed at him. Even then, Simon doesn’t budge. If anything, he gets crueler, now pinching and pulling on your sore nipples. “C’mon, y’can take it like a big girl, can’t ya?”

Cpt. John Price - Ass

Has a thing for buttplugs, especially if they can vibrate. The first time John turned it on while deep in your pussy, he felt his entire spine tingle and was emptying his balls into you in seconds. Was hooked ever since but never uses it often. Likes to press down on the base with his thumb when it’s buried in your ass, gruffly chuckling when your hips jerk away.

John is a simple man, he sees you with a skirt on and he’s sauntering over to slip his rugged hands beneath the flimsy fabric and grab a handful. Not wearing any panties underneath? Even better, makes everything easier for him. He fondles your ass like it’s nothing but putty, looking over your shoulder to observe how malleable you are and groaning in your ear the whole time. “Hope you weren’t goin’ anywhere looking like this, love. Can’t have anyone lookin’ at what’s mine.”

Similar to Simon, John uses spanking as a punishment. However, he’s not easing you into it like Simon. As soon as his patience is tested, he’s bending you over his knee to teach you a lesson. Don’t expect to leave his lap until his handprint is welted in your skin, angry and red and just the way John likes it. “Maybe next time you’ll be obedient and listen to your Captain, yeah?”

Johnny ‘Soap’ MacTavish - Ass

Johnny’s an ass eater, I gotta say it. He adores the soft squeal you make when his tongue strays from your drenched pussy to instead prod and lick at your asshole. He’s absolutely filthy with it too, slurping and huffing like a starved animal because the taste of you drives Johnny absolutely mad.

He will slip in a finger or thumb while he’s hitting it in doggy, it always makes you clench so much tighter around his cock and Johnny swears he goes dumb for a second when he feels it. “Christ, bonnie. Y’like me playin’ with your li’l ass, huh? Greedy li’l thing.”

Wear yoga pants/shorts around this man and you’re not leaving without him getting a good feel. Comes up behind you and presses his already hard dick into you, grinding against and delivering a sharp slap to your ass. His hands are merciless, groping and squeezing your pliant skin all while murmuring under his breath about how you’re “just askin’ to be fucked, walkin’ around like tha’.”

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick - Tits

Kyle would live between your boobs if he could, no matter the size. As long as he has something to latch his lips to, he has zero complaints. He could spend hours just kissing and sucking your tits if you’d let him, thinks it’s so intimate feeling how your nipple pebbles against his tongue and your heart hammers against his lips.

Push-up bras are Kyle’s bread and butter, they get him so hard and if you pair it with a low-cut shirt he’s cumming in his pants the moment his eyes find your cleavage. He cannot stop staring either, watching every delicious jiggle of your perky boobs as you do mundane tasks around the apartment. “Fuck, babe, you’re drivin’ crazy. I swear you’re doin’ it on purpose.”

Kyle is his most vulnerable when he has your tits in his mouth, and he’s not ashamed to admit that. Having Kyle in your lap, stroking his weeping cock and whispering soft praises into his ear as he sucks one of your nipples into his mouth, gets him closer to heaven than anything else. “You have the prettiest tits, momma. Love you so much.”

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[taegimood]

small chest reader w taehyun? honestly we need more small boobie lovers 😭💔

*short circuits* YES PLS MORE SMALL BOOBIE LOVERS 😖 also i got WAYYY too into this. i am: Wet

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taehyun sitting back on the couch while he has you straddling his lap, shirt and bra discarded to the side — you’re shyly fiddling with the hem of his shirt as he looks up at you endearingly, big hands slowly tracing your body; your ass, your hips, sliding along the curves of your waist before finally making their way up to your breasts.

they look so cute and small in his hands as he cups them, thumbs caressing the skin as you sigh out, his eyes staying locked on yours all the while, even as he slowly leans in to press a kiss against one nipple and then to the other — not breaking eye contact the entire time.

“such cute little tits, baby.” he murmurs as he massages them in his hands. your bottom lip is tugged between your teeth as you watch his movements in anticipation, hips twitching, tempted to grind down on him but knowing that he wouldn’t let you. taehyun’s foreplay is slow and torturous when he wants it to be; times like these when he’s feeling patient, feeling like worshipping your body until you’re trembling with need before he even gets anywhere near your pussy.

him slowly leaning forward again to take your nipple into his mouth, pulling at it languidly, pinching the other between his fingertips as his teeth graze over your bud.. you’re shivering and moaning softly, gripping his shoulders and arching your back into his mouth when he starts to suck <3

will refuse to touch you further if you start grinding on him; he’d immediately stop and lean back against the couch, waiting with an eyebrow cocked, not having to say a word for you to stop obediently and whine out an apology.

“be patient, baby girl. want me to fuck you, right?” you nod vigorously and he continues as he leans in again, “then stay still until i say so if you want to cum at all today.” before latching onto your breasts again, sucking harsh hickies all over them until he’s satisfied with the pretty marks that show you’re his.

taehyun is always telling you how pretty your little tits are.. always giving them a possessive squeeze and leaning in to whisper in your ear, “these are mine.” if you’re ever feeling insecure about how small they are compared to others, he’s sure to remind you how ridiculous that is as he fucks you too good to even care anymore, giving them extra special attention when you’re feeling particularly sad about it.

he’d spit on your tits and then massage them with it, or finger you till you’re dripping before smearing your arousal all over your nipples to suck them clean right after. making you ride him so he has a full view of your tits bouncing in front of his face; fucking you rough in missionary so he can slap them, grunting out “yeah, you fucking love that, huh? love feeling like my little whore? love it when i slap your pretty tits like that?” and it has you moaning and gushing around him INSTANTLY.

he’s also a pussy slapper just saying.. giving your pussy a slap before diving in to eat you out.. SLAPPING IT WITH HIS COCK BEFORE HE ENTERS YOU.. making you cum by that alone.. ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC

taehyun fucking you so hard that when you cum your body automatically jerks nearly completely off of his cock from the force of your orgasm, but he just yanks you back down on it without missing a beat and continues fucking you, his pace never changing as you cream around him pathetically~

his aftercare is so protective and full of love, though, caressing your boobs softly while being careful not to press down on any of the hickies.. peppers gentle kisses to your jaw and lips, whispering about how beautiful you are and how you never have to feel insecure with him because he loves your and your little boobs so much ㅠㅠ he doesn’t care what size they are. you’re just so so sexy to him and he always makes sure to tell you that <3

[nix-xin-art]

//SPOILERS FOR HSR 2.2 STORY

It’s 1AM and I’ve finished the latest update for HSR

So let’s talk about it, and by talk I mean let’s write out a few paragraphs about my wildly running thoughts and feelings about my husbands

FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about Gallagher. The man that you are, I never stopped being a Gallagher apologist and I’m so happy I didn’t. The fact he’s so laid back and nonchalant about having dormancy as a pet is actually such a serve on his part.

I think Gallagher in particular had a cool little story here, with the introduction of his actual connection to Mikhail being so fucking sad man, I need to give this guy a cwtch because Oml. The scene where he showed his frustrations towards Mikhail were some of my favourites, he gets a little bitter about Mikhails unwavering faith in the express. And in my brain I’ve interpreted that bitterness as a regret that maybe he could’ve done more for him, maybe been something else to have faith in dispite Gallagher not having a faith for himself.

A tasty tidbit that I enjoy from Gallagher is also the fact he calls Sunday ‘Mr Wings’ as a snarky nickname. As a Gallgher enjoyer and a Sunday slapper I enjoy that.

As for why I have ended my friendship with Sunday: Welt.

This is all I have to say, my man wholly trapped welts consciousness in his own to take him as a bargaining chip for the express, eventually hoping to trap the rest of the crew too. I don’t like that.

Im all seriousness though I do like the way all of that was handled. Welt was on his self sacrificial bullshit again and ended up getting himself into possibly detrimental trouble AGAIN. When will this man learn? It’s been 80 something years mr yang, reflect, I beg of you.

Another side tangent. The fact welt immediately understood something was up with Sunday? The fact welt immediately understood there was something wrong with gopherwood. This man never misses and I love it. I’m convinced that the reason he had to be split from the main group in 2.1 was because he would’ve seen through Gallaghers lies in an instant.

Especially since he brought up Gallaghers suspicious history lesson detour as soon as he heard about it.

Im so normal right now oh my god I need to go bounce around the walls for a bit

Also, side side tangent. The scene with the trailblazers and Mica? (Was that his name? The grave keeper in the dreamfulx reef) When welt is mumbling and he just says “huh? Were you talking to me?” I know for a fact that hoyo doesn’t skimp out on the tiny details and even himeko made a noise of confusion in that scene (if I remember correctly of course) but I might be looking too deeply into that.

Also. What is with penacony and having such plot relevant 4* characters. First it was Gallagher, now it’s Misha??? Hello??? I’m loving this 4* love.

NOW ONTO BOOTHILL. I love that guy he’s such a dumbass in all the best ways. I’ve read through the leaks of his story and… oh boy… knowing what k know… ‘I wouldn’t want to interrupt such a long awaited reunion’… currently kaying my ess.

Then there’s Acheron. Acheron has played a huge part in all the story quests of penacony so far and I’m actually starting to really warm up to her, it might’ve been mostly because abuse of her cutscene with Tiernan. That shit pulled at my heartstrings in all the most painful ways. Also the art in these cutscenes???? Hello??? Hoyo are really popping off with these. I was looking at all the little rendering details like a goddamn owl.

Lastly I wanna talk a little bit about the boss battle for this update… specifically the design of that thing… oh my god it’s gorgeous… this massive robot angel that’s also a conductor, it’s such a gorgeous design I just start kicking my feet and rolling around the floor, the boss design in this game is goddamn beautiful. First Phantilia now this.

[hyukalyptus]

hp where do you think txt would love lightly smacking chubby!reader’s body just to see it jiggle????

me thinks sookai on tummy, jjun + terry ass, gyu thighs 0.0 lmk ur opinion tho

cw. jiggle, slapping, "fat."

ugh moon sry this took so long to answer :(

yeonjun definitely loves smacking ur ass :( but honestly thinking about him fucking u from behind all romantically and smackin u gently. gah that's the fkn dream huh? ugh lifting u so ur back is against his chest and he's gently smacking u </3

soob tiddy smacker (confirmed) ugh i mentioned missionary w soob before but soob + missionary + tiddy smack = <3

beomgyu pussy slapper LOL. making u get on ur knees, bent so far over that ur pussy's in his face, but he does this so he can see ur thighs jiggle...just aiming for the pussy lol

taehyun also pussy smacker BUT from the front. like fat pussy lips smacker vibes ehehe

kai......honestly.....everywhere. i think if he HAD to pick a favorite...thighs. i'm an ass man kai truther BUT for jiggle? he's goin to ur thighs.

[skylarkking]

So it's 5am

I'm in my dorm chewing on triscuts

And an INSANE concept popped into my brain.

What if, and hear me out, all of the versions of all of the Autobots and Decepticons were brought together in a blank white void out of nowhere.

What the hell would happen?

Would they fight?

Would they just be in absolute confusion of the crazy variety of themselves?

Would the different continuities and series just a awkwardly go up to eachother like:

Armada Starscream to TFP Starscream: so... you're Megatron also doesn't acknowledge your efforts too huh?

Tfp Starscream: yes but mainly because he's too busy snorting space crack.

Meanwhile TFP Megatron is leaning on Armada Megatron trying to convince him to take said Space Crack and both TFA Megatron and MTMTE Megatron are just watching with extreme concern.

TFA Bumblebee being bewildered that so many versions of him are mute and instead claims he will do the talking for the both of them.

G1 Ironhide laughing his aft off at Energon Ironhide for being essentially a kid with no clue what he's doing but is clearly trying his best.

MTMTE Prowl and TFA Prowl having such insane morality differences that G1, TFA, AND RID2015 Jazz have to step in to make sure they don't start a fight.

Cyberverse Grimlock and RID2015 Grimlock just laughing at dumb shit that they have wildly different interpretations of.

TFA Optimus asking the other versions for advice.

Also TFA Sentinel would be causing havoc with his stupidity alongside RID2001 Darkscream, Slapper, and Skybite because if any of them had a brain module they'd be dangerous.

It would be astonishing to see.

[imnameimswrld]

⃘ ֹ ִ 𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒 ★ ִ a series ꒱

in which I make a moodboard and write some calculated nonsense about my biases as taylor swift songs (my queen) !

status, in session...

❪ kpop masterlist ❫

━━━━━━━━━━❪ 🖤 ��━━━━━━━━━━

𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍 as ...call it what you want by taylor swift.

stray kids. skz. leader. producer. '97. aussie-korean. my ult / husband. christopher bahng. 3racha. vocalist. rapper. dancer. gnabnahc. don't touch his laptop aka the mother-load. swarovski knows what's up. peak husband material.

𝐕 as ...maroon by taylor swift.

bts. bangtansonyeondan. vocalist. '95. korean. daegu boy. celine's top model. kim taehyung. thv. yeontan's dad. his boxy-smile, ugh. he's served enough, send him home please. visual. actor.

𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘𝐔 as ...dress by taylor swift.

seventeen. svt. rapper. vocalist. visual. hip-hop unit. kim mingyu. my favourite tall tan boy. vampire. '97. korean. mr bullied by his 12 brothers. his lisp dear lord. cute puppy with the body of a greek god. dior, bvlgari & cartier doing God's work out here. min9yu_k.

𝐉𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐎 as ...gorgeous taylor swift.

blackpink. bp. vocalist. visual. mother. '95. kim jisoo. actress. ceo of blissoo. jisoo turtle-rabbit kim. i am so in love with her goofy ass. sooyaaa__. flower. pretty sure she's a billionaire. korean. blackpink in ur area (except for mine). blackpink is indeed the revolution.

𝐘𝐄𝐉𝐈 as ...new romantics by taylor swift.

itzy. leader. main dancer. vocalist. rapper. '00. korean. hwang yeji. a literal lightfury. the cat is cating with this one. the eyes chico. a total loser girl but I love her for it. lucy hwang. my oppa. yezyizhere. ms english is about confidence. visual. midzy's protector fr.

𝐒𝐀𝐍 as ...lover by taylor swift.

ateez. vocalist. dancer. demon liner. '99. choi san. korean. mountain. my kitty cat. the fluff is fluffing. blonde brought me to my knees. stage presence. the de-twinkafacation is too real. shoulders for days. mr flirts too much his photocard that I don't have should be sleeping on the porch. deja vu eyebrows... ya just had to be there. kq give my boys their own insta accounts right now. totally kisses his band mate jung wooyoung.

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐆 as ...delicate by taylor swift.

nct. nct 127. nct u og. super m. leader. lee taeyong. korean. rapper. dancer. '95. a parent of 26. korean. bless his hair. mr ty. my bubu. he is peak comfort. I just want to hug him forever and never let go. ai. he bleeds neo-green. taeoxo_nct. please don't send him away, he's already been serving since 2016. sticker's no.1 defender. visual. tik_tyong.

𝐓𝐄𝐍 as ...king of my heart by taylor swift.

nct. wayv. dancing king. vocalist. rapper. '95. a cat dad. a sassy king. chittaphon leechaiyapornkul. lee yongqin. gender-envy is real people. mr oh no your have to taste it. nct u og. thai and kinda chinese too I thinks. I wanna say multilingual king but according to bambam he can't even speak thai (his mother-tongue) well. a 10/10 fr. tenlee_1001. birthday was a cultural reset. visual. pretty sure he's in love with a guy named johnny suh from chicago.

𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐎 as ...mastermind by taylor swift.

nct. nct dream. dancer. rapper. '00. lee jeno. a samoyed doppelganger. so fluffy. leejen_o_423. hot sauce jeno is my roman empire. visual. korean. makes my heart so warm. kinda wanna put him in my pocket. he might be in love with some kid that goes by the name of na jaemin.

𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 as ...enchanted by taylor swift.

aespa. leader. rapper. main dancer. '00. real ? I think not. literally ai. my adorable stupid cheese cat. yoon jimin. korean. one of them laughing slappers. such a cutie pls just get in my pocket and let me protect your forever rina. katarinabluu. quite literally meows. a cat has never cat-ed like her before. run run run kitty kitty run run. visual.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 as ...dancing with our hands tied by taylor swift.

le sserafim. rapper. vocalist. dancer. ballerina. '03. zuha. japanese. literally lee hojung's sister because, huh. looks a little line jeon wonwoo too, but that just could be me. nakamura kazuha. my girlfriend (real). body goals fr, SLAY QUEEN. such a cutie patootie it makes me cry. the rizz is lowkey but so real. zuhazana. the swan song is literally her song. SOUNDS LIKE MONSTER BABY KING KONG, such a banger. visual.

𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 as ...wonderland by taylor swift.

txt. tomorrow x together. leader. vocalist. dancer. that dolphin song boy. '00. choi soobin. my favourite tall awkward and shy boy. he's just such a cutie pls. korean. I live in his dimples. I love that we collectively hate on math, my soulmate fr. you know you know soobin. page.soobin. so boyfriend dammit. visual. BRING BACK PURPLE HAIRED SOOBIN RN.

��𝐀𝐘 as ...getaway car by taylor swift.

enhypen. enha. an all-rounder honestly. he plays guitar and that's hot. '02. blonde jay makes me spiral. korean but spent some time in america too. park jongseong. if angry bird, then why so gorgeous. he shouldn't be allowed to wear jeans because holy moly. he makes me giggle like a girl and I LOATHE IT because I'm supposed to be a feminist jason (his name isn't jason btw). I wanna kiss him. my boyfriend (REAL).

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐊 as ...paper rings by taylor swift.

p1harmony. piwon. p1h. rapper. dancer. such a cutie I can't take it. he likes almonds. hwang intak. intakie. intak-attack. taki taki rumba. '03. he's soooo... BEIDJEDKWNDKED. I can't think straight when I see the guy. I love him. korean. his music taste is bangin'. I can't handle short-haired intak lord haveth mercy. okay okay, but fr this time, he's my boyfriend.

❪ more might be added... ❫

[roryzlittles1ut]

Some Kappa head canons (currently listening to this song)

SFW:

Has a lot of rings. This man will wear rings on most of his fingers, not every finger, but most of them. You’ll see them a lot..and I mean a lot.

Doesn’t know how to cook. When you ask him what’s for dinner, he’ll just give you Mac and cheese or something quick. He doesn’t know how to use anything but the microwave.

He loves it when you sit on his lap, and cuddling. He’d stuff his face in your neck and softly kiss it as you guys cuddle. He loves hearing the soft breaths you let out as you both cuddle.

He’d break into people’s houses with you. You know about his cult, so he usually brings you along just because he can’t leave you alone.

He’s very dominant, but he’s also a softie. It kind of depends on his mood, and what you’re like. He doesn’t want to hurt you if you’re a little cutie pie to him, but he would be dominant if you weren’t such a cutie pie.

He sleeps in the back of his van. I think Kappa and his cult members have a van, and idk if he has a home. But you and him would just doze off in the back of the van as he snores very loudly.

His favorite place(s) to kiss you is the cheeks, nose, forehead, lips, and neck. He mostly gives you kisses on the tip of your nose just because he loves it.

He loves holding your waist. Kappa doesn’t care if you’re thin, chubby. He loves you for you, and it doesn’t matter to him what other people say about your weight.

“Huh? No, sugar, I don’t care..no fuck them. I don’t give a fuck. You’re perfect, and mine..”

NSFW:

He’s a little rough during sex. He fucks you from behind as he holds your waist or hips. He’ll grunt and groan as he rearranges your insides.

Fem! He’s a titty slapper. He loves squeezing and sucking on your breasts as he’s railing into your pussy. He can’t get enough of your boobs, even if they’re small.

“Oh fuck. Hm, you like that? Oh yeah you do. Good girl..good girl. You love it when I slap your tits.”

He mostly fucks you in the ass, just because he loves the whines and cries you make as he’s spreading you wide open. He would slow down for you if it hurts too much though.

As you ride him, he rolls his eyes back and rolls his head back as well. He’d put his hands on your waist as he groans loudly, loving your insides.

Fem! He would definitely tease your clit with his tongue as he’s eating you out. He holds your thighs as he hold you in place. He’d be so sloppy and needy as he’s eating you out.

“Mm..I love those noises. How many fingers you want. One, two, or three..”

Male! He’s super sloppy when he sucks your dick. He’ll take it even if he’s gagging like crazy. He wouldn’t stop until he milks you dry.

9 inches. He’s a long one, ik. He would tell you that you can take it, but he knows you can’t. He just at least wants you to try.

Kappa would have a collection of cock rings..

As he’s about to cum (if you’re riding him) he’d grab your waist and move you faster as he thrusts inside of you deeper. He’d groan as he rolls his eyes to the back of his head. (If he’s on top of you). He’d move as fast as he could, gripping your hands as he fucks you like crazy. Kappa groans loudly as he cums deep inside of you.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Gosh I love you! I fucking love you! Oh..god yes! Holy shit!”

[unnervinglyferal]

Hiii

idk I have anything much to say really

uhhh I have some screenshots of a Typical Straight Guy™ from a dating app if you wanna see him call me a “slapper” for not wanting to sleep with him if you wanna see them

I made a new minecraft skin if you wanna see that

I’ve been not managing to go to a sexual health clinic for like a week now (I have to plan it beforehand and shower successfully at the right time and haven’t been quite doing that)

huh ig I do have things to say

I might be too unwell for talking therapy currently? That’s what my therapist suggested might be the case (we’re thinking I should be fine as long as we stick to easier stuff). Also we’re looking to get a second opinion about me getting some mood stabilisers or anti-depressants or some such (that’s about my psychiatrist tho, not psychologist/therapist).

my bf - did I mention I currently have a bf? - anyway his phone broke and couldn’t text me so I assumed he was ghosting me but in fact he was desperately trying to reach me through other messaging methods which I don’t check regularly. And honestly although I was sad about the presumed ghosting and him not being into me anymore I was also kinda relieved? cos he says he Loves me and definitely means it but we haven’t been dating all that long so I think it’s just infatuation and I don’t wanna break his heart but idk how much I like him like that.

I might be lithoromantic honestly (meaning I feel romantic attraction only if it’s unreciprocated) but I do not have enough data points. And it might just be cos depression yada yada

I had this kinda conversation with my therapist and I just hate that I can’t get closure on any of this or resolve anything, I just need to not think about any of it cos if I properly confront it I just get suicidal and it’s just… exhausting.

ik it’ll get better and I’ll be happy in the future but I’ve been suicidal for 5 fucking years. why does it have to take so fucking long man.

ugh this turned out to be longer and sadder than originally intended so I’m gonna send the aforementioned media in another ask to make me feel better

Closure is a fake thing that's not real. Once the situation is over, you make peace with yourself and yourself alone. And it's going to take as long as it takes, but I promise life can be better than that. Even if you've never known anything else, it's out there, things can be better. A tadpole that was born in a bucket has no idea that there's a world outside of it. You've just got to hold on, try to make things better a little bit at a time.

You don't have to break things off with the guy just because you're scared of what might happen. Just be honest with him and let him make his own choices about it with the information that he has. If he doesn't want to protect himself from getting hurt by you - even by accident, without meaning to - you can't do that for him. You can't really do much on behalf of other people, really. And everyone gets their hearts broken at some point, it's like losing your baby teeth. Part of growing up.

...Also what the fuck is a slapper.

[grace122]

this might be controversial, and i apologize, but i think punz is a pussy slapper.

if you’re being bratty, he has no problem taking you over his lap and start spanking until you cry.

but pussy slapping? when you’re being especially bratty, shamelessly flirting with sapnap at a party, right in front of punz. he watches your every move, you’re standing close to him. you lean into him when you laugh. you touch his arm when he says something you can’t hear, getting him to speak into your ear. when sap goes for another drink, punz is pulling you into the nearest bedroom and locking the door immediately.

“the fuck were you doing?” his eyes dark with lust and anger. his intimidating frame and demeanour pushing you further into the room, the back of your legs hitting the plush bed behind you. if he wasn’t best friends with sap, he’d beat the shit out of him for talking to his girl.

“what? i was just talking to sappy.” you drew out the nickname that you knew he’d hate. with tight fists and his jaw clenched, he pushed you into the bed behind you. you caught yourself with your hands, but he pulls your legs towards him so your pussy is pressed against his groin. you moan softly, he starts to pull your jeans down, quickly pulling your underwear down as well, and tossing them to the floor. “take your shirt off.” he demanded.

“why punzie? what did i do?” faking innocence. you knew what you were doing, you knew how to get him riled up and angry. you enjoyed playing with him.

“take your fucking shirt off whore, i’m not asking again.”

you sat up, sitting still while balancing yourself on your elbows. looking up at him, tilting your head with confusion and battling your eyes at him. “have i been bad, punzie?”

he couldn’t hold his anger in anymore, he laid a harsh slap against your bare pussy. you squealed out in pain. “that’ll teach you, slut.” he whispers as he continues the mean slaps. you cried out, reaching for his hands to stop him. he leaned down towards your neck, “ now you want to behave, huh? too bad that’s not how it works, sweetheart.”

his abuse on your pussy continued, pushing two fingers into your tight cunt, stretching you out for more. “you’re in for a long night, you dumb slut.”

idk what this was i love rough punz :3 (also sorry if my writing is bad, i can’t write LMAO)

- 🦝

ANONNNBSHBSYVUGS HOLY FUCK FUKCKKK WHAT THE FICK THIS IS SO GOOD HELLO?? I LOVE ROUGH PUNZ SO MUCH

[mrcarmenile]

okay HI

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FINALE!!

HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

holy fucking god do i have words to say

here’s some INCREDIBLY unorganized thoughts:

alastor losing his filter temporarily made my heart DROP dude. also is it just me or did he lose his accent too? like it just kind of sounded like amir to me lmao

angel with his “charlie said to live tonight however we wanted” JUMPSCARED ME and then when he said “so pour me a fresh one” i was like Oh

adam said some real knee slappers this episode i was laughing so hard. “SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERS” “chill lute. fuck” “wow i didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT” are my favorites

the whole “now i’m going to fuck you” gag had me ROLLING (angel’s little 🤨 and valentino’s “well this just got interesting” got me dude)

ALSO LUCIFER FUCKED EVE????? HUH?????

vox screaming at the tv also had me choking from laughter, especially the “NOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!! PUSSY!!!” (that is absolutely me yelling at the tv ur not alone vox 🙏)

the “these fucking angels won’t stop coming” “HA!” scene was weirdly cute and i love it

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT EVERYONE’S OUTFITS???? CHARLIE’S DRESS WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND VAGGIE’S SUIT THING WAS BADASS AND ANGEL SERVED CUNT WITH THAT LOOK AND DON’T GET ME STARTED WITH CHERRI BOMB so many halloween costumes to choose from man

also lucifer’s hot

alastor and niffty was the cutest thing i love them so much why are they wholesome ☹️☹️ “i dub thee - king roach!!” and the little crown 🥺

LMAO THE SIR PENTIOUS AND CHERRI BOMB KISS WAS EPIC AND COMEDIC AS FUCK (“that was kinda hot..” had me rolling)

the last song nearly had me crying like i SCREECHED when lucifer started singing to the tune of happy day in hell and the fucking vox and val duet???? and velvette filming them dancing??? the vees are terrible fucking people why was that scene wholesome LET ME HATE THEM STOP GIVING VILLAINS DEPTH AND EMOTIONS AND REAL BONDS PLEASEEEE (/nsrs obviously well written villains are peak but I WANNA HATE THEM SO BAD) also alastor’s part gave me fr chills like. “great alastor, altruist, died for his friends” THE WAY AMIR TALAI SANG THAT LIKE HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING. ROUND OF FUCKING APPLAUSE. and the new hotel looks fucking fire i can’t wait to see the interior!!!

the end of the last song nearly brought me to tears it was such a perfect ending note

SPEAAAAKING OF SONGS. HOOLY SHIT. THE MORE THAN ANYTHING REPRISE??? shit made me shed a tear like. AND THE KISS???? finally we get the goddamn lesbians god bless 🙏🙏🙏

also can i just say vox and val making out with tongue at the end for 0.5 seconds SENT ME. i was caught so off guard that i laughed until i choked dude like that shit fr got me

“how’s mercy taste ya little bitch” is officially one of my favorite hazbin quotes cuz the way jeremy jordan said it was fucking hilarious

oh and the battle scenes were fucking crazy i can see where half the budget went lmfao the fight scenes ATE

also wtf lilith was in heaven this whole time? just chilling? idk what to think or say about thing honestly

and if lucifer fucked eve is she in hell too???? is SHE the one who has alastor on a leash?? what is her relation to lilith??? are they working together or are they enemies or is eve pretending to be lilith or do they have nothing to do with each other??? why did lilith leave hell??? why did they let her leave hell??? what did lute mean by “your deal is done”???? i need answers bro

ALSO I WONDER WHERE EVERYTHING’S GONNA GO NOW THAT PENTIOUS PROVED SOULS CAN BE REDEEMED. now that they’ve proved it is the main plot going to be actually redeeming people? or is heaven gonna hide it from them??? can angel dust be redeemed when valentino owns his soul??? does angel dust truly WANT to be redeemed? once they know that you have to die to be redeemed are they gonna be able to take that risk?? now that i think of it wtf will be the main focus of season 2?? we know the vees play a big role so maybe they’ll try to prevent souls from leaving (maybe valentino will make it really hard for angel to leave and that’ll be a big part?) idk i got a lot of questions man

and it seems like they’re setting alastor up to be the main villain at the end. it seems although his mysterious deal isn’t allowing him to unleash his full power, so when he’s free of the deal i can only imagine how feral he could go. (my guess is that he uses the favor charlie promised to help release him from the deal and then charlie regrets it later when he goes crazy)

anyways all in all the finale is crazy good and i will NOT be getting over it any time soon and i am not ready to wait another few years 🥲

[raitrolling]

📝 Glasya

Glasya sauntered out of their office, making their way over to their assistant's desk with a lazy yet amused smile on their face.

"Hey, Astera. Did you peep the latest FOI request?"

Astera looked up from her computer screen - then promptly sighed as their boss moved some files aside so they could sit on their desk, kicking their legs as they waved the printed copy of the aforementioned request.

"Glasya, can't you just bring your chair with you?" The greenblood stated with slight irritation.

"I'm the boss here, I do what I want," Glasya replied with a cheeky smile on their face, prompting another sigh from Astera.

"But, yes, I'm looking at it now. It's..." Astera peered in closer to her screen, squinting at the words in disbelief. "Oh, come on, really? This person wants proof for the Flat Alternia theory? What an idiot."

The indigoblood cracked up.

"Man, I know right? Would've dismissed it as a prank but nah, this dude's legit. Put a whole ten paragraphs about his research in the reasons why he needs this info, that's when you know you've got a real cooker," They say with a snort. "Anyway, so I've been looking up some memes we can send him-"

"Glasya, it's an official Freedom of Information request. We have to take it seriously," Astera cut them off before they could finish. They glanced back at the screen, and opened up the electronic database to begin a preliminary search.

"Booo, spoilsport," Glasya huffed, pulling a face of mock disappointment before resuming to their usual cheeky expression. "I'll send you 'em anyway, bet they'll crack a smile on your sour apple face."

Astera responded with nothing but an eyeroll.

The indigoblood snorted in amusement, as they did not expect anything different. Astera took everything seriously - too seriously, they felt, but they suppose they understood why. As the sole remaining survivor of the records manager's assistants, there was a heavy weight on her shoulders to perform at her absolute best and to pick up as much slack as possible. Especially when the manager of the department came across as someone who did not take anything seriously.

Glasya just wished she could feel like she could relax more. They weren't putting any pressure on her performance, that was purely her own doing. If anything, they'd rather she took more time off for herself and let them handle the entire records department.

They're the reason why there's been no new hires for assistant roles to replace the previous ones, after all. They still can't let go.

But, no time to bring down the mood again. They clear their throat, and pick a new joke to roll with.

"Hey, Astera, you think these conspiracy theory guys believe that we breathe in the atmosflat?"

Astera said nothing, but Glasya could see a hint of a smile on her face.

"What about the other planets? Do they think they're flat too or did we just luck out and end up on 2D world?"

That smile got a little more noticeable.

"And what about conscription? Imagine being one of those guys and leaving the planet for the first time. You think they're being like 'ah lads we got it wrong now, shit's a wholeass space basketball', or do they think that it's still flat and it's just always facing them every time they look out the window?"

Finally, Astera snorted.

"Glasya, oh my god."

"Damn, that last one was a real knee-slapper, huh?" They reply with a grin. "Didn't think it was that funny, but we take those."

"No, not your stupid comments - Look."

Astera pointed at her computer screen, prompting Glasya to hop off the desk and stand next to her for a better look.

On one of the monitors, a report from the archives titled 'Report #20033120: "Magically-Induced Mass Delusion Within Block 361 - Flat Alternia"' stared the two trolls right in their face.

Glasya's jaw dropped.

"My God, a wizard did it all along."

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x18 Party On, Garth

🎶party on my wayward garth🎶

“Does the redhead get eaten?” “I guess I don’t hear it” “Besides the wooooo in the background” “not the good drugs” “I mean, his name is Trevor” “what the fuck” “Oh it’s this guy” “She looks much older than the character. Same with the other girl, too. They’re easily late 20s, and they’re portraying high schoolers?” “Good god” “Did it say how many weeks later?” “Is it the same night?” “heavy breathing.” “actually more moderate breathing” “He’s hunting wabbits” “What did he expect to do? He’s gong to see a figure that looks like a girl” “Oh hell yeah” “That was quick” “You want to be sure you’re getting the ghost, but by then it’s too late” laughter

“Oh yeah. They traded brain stuff” laughter 

“I’m not laughing at Garth; I’m laughing at the phrase” “Plus it’s digital camo. The digital desert camo” “thigh slapper ale” while caressing my thigh lol

“Face”

“It’s more of a cheek thing I guess” “Who the fuck is he talking to?” “She reminds me of the art dealer lady with the mirrors” “Killed him myself. Ope. Never mind” “Don’t mix up your screwdriver there. Goddamn. Ope. Never mind” “Kid’s getting wasted now” “Is she drunk?” “No, never mind” “I mean you’d get tipsy pretty fast as a little kid but goddamn” “Off with his head” “Oh shit” “The lady can see it but not him or whatever” It’s funny because Jensen has his own microbrews

“What the fuck is wrong with this dude? Is it tainted or something?” “the fuck” laughter “what a fkn dick” “why the fuck would she say anything?” “HOLY FUCK” “How is that working?” “So you just gotta stay drunk as fuck to see this thing?” “boobies” “huh” “But he said he didn’t drink?” “X-files music” “what’s in the bottle? Or is it some fancy alcohol? I’m already lost” “How do you see it through the video tape? How does that make any sense?” laughter “That was pretty funny” “I don’t think I’ve ever met a vodka that gets poured out of a bottle like that. In fact, it looks like a cognac or whiskey that they put water in it” “hahah” “don’t hang up on that. Gotta talk them out of it” “It’s an alcohol spirit. Haha” “IS that why we call them spirits? I don’t actually know why we call them spirits” laughter

“Ah yes”

“No such thing as localization” “Is that a shadow or just a really hairy spirit?” “I suppose she had a lot of hair” “good luck with that” “Oh it’s his fkn kid” “One helluva hunt. Grab your gun. Grab your liquor. Get drunk before you go” “Same guy for the samurai sword” “He’s not going to even dry it off? Put it away wet???” “Yes” “Wouldn’t you want to put your back up against the wall since the thing can get you from behind?” “As if a monster ghost thing couldn’t hear your whispering” “I mean to be honest, I’d probably run with him too. Fuck it” “He kept zooming out to the lady. Who’s that?” “We met her already, right?” laughter

“Now there’s definitely nothing there. Just fkn run” “Don’t just stand there you idiot. Run. You’re dead now. You didn’t run fast enough” “ugh whatever man” “So if you’re not drunk…they’re all fkn drunk” Laughter

“Who gave him the sword back” “That’s pretty badass” “Even has the sticker on it so you can return it” “That was fkn cool” laughter

“You almost got fucked by a ghost but” “Did Sam do it?” “I thought Sam went through all that. Don’t answer the question. Wasn’t that like S1 or s2 with the special kids?” “I don’t know” “Hug it out bro” “I don’t even know what he said’ “I think he’s the same height he came in at” laughter

“I don’t understand that. Was he already a ghost once?” “He knows how to kill em I guess” “Doesn’t the chair move or something?” “Oh there he is. Hey bitch” “Fkn blue hat” “that must have been a lot of funnier back then. They stage it every time.”

[fxllfaiiry]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 <𝟑

pairing: steve harrington x reader

warnings: breeding kink, edging, pussy spanking, oral (m and f receiving), squirting, titty fucking, face riding, dirty talk, implied perv steve, 18+ only!!

authors note: here’s a lil something in honor of kinktober !! <3

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♡ While fucking your boobs, he’d take the tip of his cock and rub it over your nipples, spreading pre-cum everywhere. 

♡ Steve’s breeding kink is not a secret but now think about his girlfriend fueling it up by saying stuff like: 

♡ “That onesie would look so cute on our baby.” 

♡ “Hey Steve, we should have a tiny you someday.” 

♡ Ect. 

♡ Even the simplest comments would get him rallied up and of course, he fucks you deep and hard afterwards. 

♡ He’s a clit slapper and bitter, biting you just to hear the gasp that comes out of your mouth and slapping well he’d do it as a punishment, gentle of course (depends on his mood) 

♡ Imagine him slapping your weeping hole just to hear the squeaks you make every time. 

♡ This might be a weird one but riding Steve’s chest to get off. He’d make you get on top and hump his chest, telling you to make a mess on his hair, trying not to moan if he feels your clit rub up against his pec. Loves how your tits bounce while you do this ;) 

♡ Steve’s obsessed with giving you tummy bulges: 

“That’s how deep I am, huh baby?” Steve asked placing a hand on your tummy, he was sitting completely still buried in all the way, “So deep, hm?” He thrusted a little making you gasp from the sudden feeling. “So, so deep, Stevie.” 

♡ He’d get you to squirt on accident and then becomes obsessed with making you do it again. Would try to get you to squirt on his cock, and if you did it then he’d be cocky asf. 

♡ Car sex is a must. Fucking you in the backseat, telling you to ride him in the passenger seat, eating you out while you drive or giving him a bj while he drives. 

♡ Loves giving and receiving praise. Tell him how much of a good job he’s doing at pleasing you and he’ll melt. 

♡ Edging you in front of a mirror, telling you to look at how pretty you look spread wide open for him. 

“Look at how wet you are, you’re making a mess on the floor, baby.” 

♡ Or would tell you to touch yourself while looking into the mirror. 

♡ 69ing with him, think about him kitty licking your weeping hole while you try to take him as deep as you can. 

♡ Riding his face would feel so good, the way his nose would bump against your clit would send jolts throughout your body (Steve Harrington has a rideable face)

♡ Would love to eat you out in any of his clothes. 

♡ Knows how to perfectly suck on your clit, slurping and making the lewdest noises ever. He’d tease you until you’re throbbing for him. 

♡ Deep-throating him in the shower until he’s gasping and screaming your name.

♡ Would tease you by rubbing only the tip of his cock onto your clit :(( 

♡ He loves the marks that you leave on his back, wearing them proudly the next day. 

♡ That’s all for now, maybe I’ll make a part 2 <333  

[greenyvertekins]

Wow Flynn, isn't it so funny that you took a potshot against Baldy McNosehair, it's not like the joke got old 10 years ago... or as if you didn't write the exact same thing in IDW :^) he really thinks it's a knee-slapper, huh. (and the fandom agrees, I bet...)

It makes sense in context since Eggy is rejecting it as an epithet compared to his appropriation of Sonic's mocking "Eggman". But the rationale behind Flynn taking a potshot at it as an extension of Pontaff's questionable writing is rich coming from someone who thinks brain/mental damage is a convenient little plot token to exploit for re-characterization and who made over 50+ amateur mistakes in the Encyclospeedia.

[giggly-squiggily]

How could I resist? 🥰 the event is so cute, I can’t help but to send one in :3 how about 💜 “I just want a hug!” -Hardenshipping? ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day luv! -@Magma-Queen

Hey friend! Happy Valentines Day to you too! I love these two so much, and this was absolutely adorable! I’ve gotcha covered, friend!

Hug- “I just want a hug”

“Maaaaaax~” Archie sang, poking his head though the door and finding his husband sitting by. “Can I have a hug?”

Maxie blinked, surprised at the other’s question. “A hug? Why ask- you know you’re always welcome to one whenever you please.” He stood and opened his arms, tilting his head curiously.

“No reason- I just want a hug.” Archie replied smoothly, falling into step and pulling the redhead close, resting his head on top of the others.

They stood there for some time, relaxing in each others arms as Archie gently rocked him back and forth. Maxie felt any suspicions roll off his shoulders as he breathed in Archie’s salty sent.

Everything was so peaceful.

Until it wasn’t.

“Ah! A-ahahahaharchie!” Maxie jerked with a snicker when the bigger man ran his fingers against his back, the sudden ticklish feeling making him squirm. Archie hummed as he carried on, acting oblivious as Maxie’s voice broke into more giggles.

“What? What’s so funny? Is it a joke?” Archie teased, smiling when Maxie smacked his chest. “Oo, a real slapper, huh? Tell me!” He snickered as he dragged his fingers against the curve of his husband’s spine- making him arch with a squeal.

“Ahahahhahahharchihihihihiihe yohohohohohohohu jehehheheheherk! Maxie threw his head back in mirth, eyes squeezed shut and cheeks as red as his hair. He squirmed in a halfhearted attempt to wiggle away, giving up and burying his face in the other’s chest. “Quhuhuhuhuhuhiihihihihihiht tihihihiihihihckling mehehehehehehehe!”

“Hehe, okay, okay.” Archie smiled, ending his tickles and wrapping his arms back around the other, smiling warmly at the other as Maxie caught his breath. The smaller man glared, smacking Archie’s shoulder with a huff. “Yohohour dehehehspicable!” He wheezed, making Archie chortle. Soon Maxie was laughing just as much, letting all his previous annoyance fade away. “I love you, you big dork.”

“Heh, I love you too.”