#henry abt to throw hands

[homecomingvn]

i WANNA SEE HENREY AND NICO FIGHT WHOSE WINNIN

No doubt abt it, Nico is wiping the floor with Henry. It's not even close - it's ugly, it's unsightly, Henry cries. All around a great time for all of Henry's opps

On the flipside, not a great time for you, as guess who comes running to get cleaned up and cry to 🙄

[ssahotchnerr]

hi babe! was wondering if you could write something abt hotch + reader having their daughter’s first birthday and all of the team is there and it’s so cute and we get big brother jack.

maybe it including light bickering between them but it’s so clear they love each other so much still and it really is just pointless bickering. something fluffy for sure.

up to you! i trust your wonderful writing , thank u bunches !

- 🕷️ [is this anon emoji taken yet? oops if it is!]

take the bench

AHH that's so adorable 🥹 cw; fem!reader, jack calls reader mom, domestic banter <3 and aaron being very dad <3

"are you kidding, look how cute!" you exclaimed, holding up the little outfit for all to see. your daughter's tiny hands immediately made a grab at it. "this is perfect for spring."

"after two boys, i can't express enough how fun it is shopping for a girl." jj gushed, resting her chin comfortably on her hand. "new section of the store unlocked."

all had gathered for baby girl's very first birthday, and it's been quite the eventful afternoon. lively conversations, a plentiful spread of food, cake on the horizon.

currently your daughter was sat comfortably on your lap, while you orchestrated the whole present-opening extravaganza.

at her young age, she could pull the tissue paper out of the gift bags as instructed, you and jack helped with the actual paper ripping as needed. whether it was you tearing off a starter piece, or jack proudly fulfilling his big brother duties - simply unwrapping it entirely himself and excitably showing his sister what she had received.

and meanwhile, aaron had the most dad job: trash bag duty. it was right up his alley naturally, being sure to punctually collect the scraps of paper before they touched the ground; preventing a mess at all costs.

which ultimately, led up to a new game.

"jack," aaron grabbed his son's focus, holding the bag open and jack caught on instantly. he grinned, balling up and throwing the tissue paper in hand in aaron's direction.

it started off gentle; quiet cheers when jack made the shot, not to mention the growing smiles on both ends. but then it soon turned into them firing off at each other, a bit too aggressive in the constraints of the living room. jack's laughter heightened with each throw, and henry even began to join in from time to time.

while still enamored by the gifts, all thanks to her brother and father's volume, baby girl's attention was quickly drawn to them. she let out a high pitched squeal every time wrapping paper flew over her head and through the air, attempting to wiggle her way off your lap.

as much as you loved aaron and jack carelessly enjoying themselves, and the addictive giggles emitting from your daughter, you also didn't want to take the focus away from everyone's generous gifts. they had spent time, and money, and deserved the proper recognition in return.

"aaron." you warned lightly, raising an eyebrow when his gaze shot to yours - a silent, but loving nonetheless, quit it.

"alright bud," aaron caught the last makeshift ball from jack with his hand, shoving it into the trash. "take the bench. the ref is giving me that look."

"but dad-"

"you heard me. and your mother."

jack let out a small whine, but promptly complied. he returned to the stack of his sister's presents, shifting through and looking for the next one to give her.

"for someone on clean up duty, you sure are making quite the mess." you teased once you caught aaron's eyes again, jack placing the next gift in front of you, "a larger one, if i may add."

"mess isn't in my vocabulary." aaron quipped right back, a delightfully smug look on his face. "you shouldn't be the one talking."

you cocked your head to the side, comically, "oh?"

"who's side of the closet is currently exploding?"

"who's sock drawer has seen better days?"

"the parents are fightingggg." derek stretched out his voice, murmuring humorously under his breath and nudging penelope with an elbow. while the soft tone, his statement was for all to hear.

now, it was your turn to (lightly, as to not jostle baby girl) chuck a ball of wrapping paper at him. derek ducked, barely, laughing loudly as he straightened his posture back upright.

"good try, but not good enough mamas. you gotta work on your aim."

"see, i'm not making a mess." aaron teased as he came near to grab it off the carpet, taking a detour as well to give your lips a quick peck. "you have that title perfectly under control, darling."

you playfully rolled your eyes, a smile dancing its way onto your lips. aaron couldn't resist the sight, kissing you once more. "oh bite me, hotchner."

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Hi!!!!!

I need some more protective Clarisse kind of angst in my life. Maybe something when it’s not an established relationship, but it’s obvious Clarisse wants R. But since Clarisse isn’t doing anything about it R just goes on oblivious. Until one of Clarisses brothers starts hitting on R doing the bonfire. Clarisse comes up angrily and stills R away but then reader is mad. Anger confession core pls. Feel free to make it your own. I love your writing!

- my flower -

Pairings - Clarisse La Rue x Fem! Reader

An - im struggling so fucking much writing fics rn 😭😭 my recent works haven’t really been the best and I’m sorry abt that I’m just having major writers block rn

Beauty was an important thing at camp. Being beautiful brought all sorts of things, from an extra s’more at the bonfire to having charmed guys around camp to do your bidding.

Charming guys wasn’t just the limit however: which is how clarisse found herself in your cabin watching you model different cut up camp shirts.

“What do You think of this one?” You asked wearing a shirt you had cut into a halter top. Posing yourself in-front of a mirror you hadn’t realized the daughter of ares over looking your curves and chest in the top.

“I think it looks just as fine as all the other shirts you showed me” she rolled her eyes leaning back on your bunk. You shot her a dirty look while mumbling something under your breath.

Taking the shirt off you tossed it in clarisses general direction. “You are the worst person to ask for clothing advice I swear” 

“First of all I know a lot about clothing”

“You wear camo military pants”

After a moment clarisse threw your shirt back at you causing you to laugh. Rummaging around through a pile of cut up shirts you eventually grabbed one that was off the shoulders.

Throwing it on and looking at it critically you just shrugged your shoulders. “This is Fine i guess”

“Thank god” Clarisse complained (much to your dismay) standing up, placing a hand around your waist she gestured her hand to the door. “Now can we please go to dinner”

You shook your head following her out. Breaking free from clarisse once you arrived to the dining hall, she kept her eyes on you.

Everyone knew she liked you, everyone also knew she wouldn’t do shit to ask you out but would beat down anyone else who tried to.

——

“Clarisse” silena tilted her head while rolling her fingers on the table beside the curly haired girl. Receiving a harsh stare the daughter of Aphrodite just smiled.

Sitting down beside clarisse , she took a moment to observe how the ares kids behaved. Half the table was arguing while the other half was debating up coming camp events and how to win them, though Henry a newer member to the cabin was over at your table. Sitting beside you and well to put it bluntly, flirting with you.

Silena looked back at clarisse. Having to resist laughing as she gave a hateful glare to her brother. “Who the hell does he think he is” she muttered under her breath. “I mean honestly how does he think he even stands a chance with her” sitting up straighter clarisse scoffed.

“Maybe he’s just trying to find a relationship here at camp” silena softly teased.

“He should already know that she’s off limits though”

“Is she though? You’re not dating her”

Silena had a point. You weren’t dating but still she didn’t want anyone else to be with you. As much as clarisse wanted to love you she couldn’t, take a look at her. She was known as the camp bully, arrogant and with the amount of pressure she received from her father clarisse knew she couldn’t contain her anger well and would ultimately lash out on.. clarisse didn’t want to think about that.

“I don’t need your smart ass mouth silena” pushing her plate forwards clarisse quickly mad her way out of the table.

——

It made her sick how causally you flirted with Henry. Crossing her arms she didn’t even bother paying attention to the bonfire, rather clarisse was more focused on you.

Your laugh, your hair, you. All things she knew Henry didn��t or couldn’t appreciate like her.

Once she saw him leading you away towards the woods most likely to make out. That was her final straw.

Making her way over to where you were clarisse grabbed Henry by his shoulder and shoved him back. “For fucks sake clarisse— what’s wrong with you”

“I could ask you the same question who do you think you are flirting with my girl”

“Your Girl? Pfft as if clarisse you wish she was yours”

Quickly stepping between the siblings you tried to deescalate the situation. Placing a hand on clarisses chest with the other on Henry’s arm you were starting to tell that the woman before you wasn’t going to back down anytime soon.

The two continued their argument, throwing petty insults at eachother. You let out an aggravated sigh before grabbing clarisses Hand dragging her away.

—

Quickly finding the ares cabin, you threw the door open before forcing clarisse in. Taking a moment to collect yourself you let out a deep breath.

Finally facing clarisse you held your hand up before she could speak. “What.. the fuck is wrong with you”

“Henry was being a creep”

“Not every guy I go off with is a perv!”

“Yeah but if their from my cabin they sure as hell are!”

The argument continued to grow louder and louder. Clarisse was determined to prove she was right and you the same.

“Why do You Care if I want to make out with someone? Every time I show Interest in someone you are always on my ass”

“Because nobody actually deserves someone like you!” She moved some your way. She tried to make her stance show that she was innocent, that she was right, and it pissed you off even more

“What is that even supposed to mean” scoffing you shook your head looking away. “And why in what situation did you think it was ok to call me your girl?! We’re not dating clarisse”

“But we could be!” She shouted back. The room went quiet.

You furrowed your eyebrows confused, now realizing how close both you and clarisse were it flustered you. “Clarisse do you like me” you mumbled.

She just nodded, huffing you wrapped your arms around her. Hugging her tight you spoke into her neck. “You’re the stupidest person at the camp I swear”

Pulling back and placing a hand over her mouth to keep her from responding; you tilted your head up softly kissing your hand. “I’m going back to my cabin. And tomorrow morning I expect you to be at the door ready to ask me out got it”

She nodded her head once again. “Good” you pulled your hand back but not before patting her cheek. Leaving the ares cabin clarisse walked to her bunk in shock, with how fast everything had moved it didn’t click in her mind that she now had a girlfriend.

———

Clarisse - so do You want to go out with me

YN - no

Clarisse - oh.. I Just thoug—

Yn - yes Dummy I want to go out with you 😭😭

[spaceagebachelormann]

hii can i request headcanons of how finnick odair would be as a bf? maybe if ur also a victor

finnick odair and victor frankenstein as bfs !

✧ warnings: spoilers for thg and frankenstein maybe?

✧ additional info: erm i didn’t know if u meant i could do victor if i wanted 😔 so i js did anyway cause i will use any excuse to write for someone from that masterlist!! if u did mean i could put victor if i wanted ily and pls send more victor reqs i barely get any for classic monsters in general <3 erm aleo i haven’t watched thg in ages so finnick might be ooc

✧ m.list — nav.

ೃ༄ finnick odair

he’s very sweet and calm and overall js like amazing to be around and have as a bf <3

despite the fact bro is majestic and could have 6 girlfriends or boyfriends or whateverfriends if he wanted he’s very loyal and respectful of u

doesn’t even dare to look at anyone else while with u

also very willing to take things slowly if that’s what u prefer

it’s honestly what he prefers too

yk because of everything the capital put him through

he js prefers taking his time to get to know u before anything

but he will take u on the cutest dates ever even before reaching first base

will wrestle ur date preferences out of u. not literally. by that i mean he tricks u into telling him what u would wanna do then surprising u

he’s also like so soft and nice with everyone but with u it’s like 10x more

bro can be literally screaming at someone if needed at one moment and then braiding ur hair for u the next

also he’d LOVE braiding ur hair

u don’t even have to ask he js puts ur head on his chest and plays with it

also he’s still v flirty with u for funsies

esp if u get embarrassed easily

he thinks it’s funny (cute) that’s why <3

and i feel like he’s oddly good at singing

like he js taught himself how to sing once because he was bored and needed smth to do

so he was like “yk what imma learn to sing”

and holy fucking shit is he good at it!!

his voice in general is rlly calming

and he knows it is so he likes reading to u and singing to u or js talking to u and literally anything where he can use his voice

i don’t think he’d be very huge on pet names but he’d def call u honey more than anything (cause this is gn)

ik because im his gf actually!! /j

and shit like beautiful and gorgeous if ur fem don’t tell me he wouldn’t yk he would

and he loves kissing ur face

also if ur fem or js have lipstick he’d let u leave lipstick marks on his face <3

i rlly feel like he’d wanna be with someone who he knows well and feels like he can trust

especially if he’s known them for a few years

and he genuinely doesn’t care abt looks!!

go get urself a finnick odair

ALSO THIS MAN CAN COOK!!

AND BAKE!!

and his food is genuinely the most scrumptious shit u will ever taste

ೃ༄ victor frankenstein

ugh this bitch

he’s definitely very loyal to u and wouldn’t even think about other people but he’s kinda. neglectful.

he doesn’t do it on purpose and always makes up for it but there’s long periods of time where he’s sorta cold and rude to u and distant

but he feels bad after and always makes it up to u

he also would wanna be with someone who he’s known for awhile, but that’s because his dumbass would realize his feelings rlly late

but based on his canon AND fanon love interests he seems like he’d want someone who’s rlly compassionate and nice

unfortunately he might care abt looks

erm anyway!!

probably just calls u by ur name but will throw in a my love here and there if he’s in a rlly good mood

because he’s sorta neglectful he doesn’t rlly kiss u a lot because he’s never actually near u alot

but when he is he likes kissing ur shoulders and forehead and hands and wrists n shit

he’s like cold to everyone else but soft with u <3 (when he’s actually with u)

and he’d love it if u got along well with his family and henry and elizabeth

especially his brothers

and would love it if ur nice to justine because typically people wouldn’t be nice to her cause she’s a maid (/lh ily justine u deserved better)

pls let him yap to u

sometimes he js wants to rant abt his day or ideas to someone and would love it if u sat there and listened

and if u let him yap after he makes his creation and it starts slaughtering everybody he’d love it if u were understanding

after elizabeth dies he becomes 12x more protective of u to the point where he won’t even let u be alone by urself cause he left elizabeth alone for 5 mins and she died (they’re js friends here obv)

his love language is gift giving <3 he likes making u little handmade gifts everytime he sees u

also quality time. whenever he can he likes going on picnics and walks

he’s also not the best at comforting but he’s a very good listener and will let u rant to him

his presence in general is comforting

i’m laughing my ass off at this but he wakes u up to show u bugs in the middle of the night

“victor wtf is that” “goliath beetle :)” “put it back before i make u move in with it.”

he also has the most entertaining days for no fucking reason and has a crazy story to tell u all the time

and his hands are fucking freezing. that’s all bye ily

[natalie-goodmn]

Next to Normal round 3 thoughts:

there’s a lot of things I noticed this time that I didn’t before but that’s just bc as a Natalie stan I must be looking at her the whole time

- I never noticed Gabe throwing Dan’s keys in Just Another Day before that’s SO funny

- I also finally saw Diana kiss Henry, she really WENT FOR IT

- is it just me or does the Wyndhams need to turn up their mics?? Maybe it’s just that I need it In My Ear Canal but I’ve noticed the singing is a bit quiet (I also didn’t notice this in Oklahoma)

- I love Gabe holding the microphones to Natalie and Dan during their I’m Alive dialogue. He might be a demon with the spirit of a dead two year old but he’s sooo silly :D

(this is getting long so more under the cut)

- something something Natalie playing her fake keyboard with the band’s piano behind her, something acting and pretending like she’s a normal person with a normal family

- I just realised that Gabe AND Natalie licks up Diana’s leg. Diversity win

- the parallels of Gabe and Diana reaching out to each other in Im Alive vs Natalie reaching down to her in Wish I Were Here (and maybe Catch Me I’m Falling) i feel sick,,,

- Gabe holding Diana in I Am the One like Henry’s holding Natalie, welcome back Freudian Gabe

- also the head kiss parallel with Gabe in Just Another Day and before he’s about to leave in I Dreamed a Dance

- the blood is so visceral but a part of me misses the bway staging too where they just walk off slowly and as dr madden talks abt Diana’s attempt. It’s basically the same thing but the reveal felt slower idk

- also man every time I miss the donmar staging of the one tiny bit where Dan’s going “Is this helping or? Di?” as Diana just walks off and back to the therapy chair. Idk it just felt like dissociation better to me, but I do like Ominous Circle Of Thinking

- I also love love love how they play the “I love you as much as I can” in this. They play it like a failed charm roll, and you really get everyone’s frustration and that she’s trying hard

- and then in Maybe when you see that Diana actually knows Natalie deeply bc she’s like her,,, hold on. Similarly, I love how the first person Natalie hugs in act two (I think?) is Diana instead of Henry. Me when the real story is between a mother and daughter (mamma Mia who)

- Diana rolling her eyes and mouthing ‘oh my fucking-‘ to Dan going “can you tell me what it is you’re afraid of” is maybe the best representation of anxiety and I’m not even kidding, MOOD Diana

- god I know it’s been in all the productions but I love how much agency Diana has, you rarely see it with mentally ill characters but she’s so funny and knows what she wants and I love her

- everyone’s said it, everyone knows it but JACK WOLFE god he’s amazing every time

- I’ve thought this both times, is it just me or when Gabe is silhouetted (I think with the music box) is his neck like inhumanly thin??? Like genuinely asking, I don’t think that’s Jack’s neck?? Is it?? Am I just misunderstanding human anatomy when someone wears a hoodie

- I’ve said it before but I Am the One reprise is one of the best scenes in musical theatre and it should end there. I’m a Light hater SORRY, I like the message a lot but it’s always felt like a studio note or something where they’ve been told that it has to be uplifting at the end or it’ll do badly and make everyone sad

- natalie,,, covering her ears and her big headphones. Autism. Also really love Eleanor’s portrayal of her anxiety. Instead of Jen’s anger, she has a hamster like anxiety quality to her (complimentary)

- also I swear I see no one talk about it WHEN GABE TOUCHED NATALIE’S HAND??? AND SHE NOTICES SOMETHING??? That’s new for this production right?? Theories???

- Natalie starting to tidy up Gabe’s toys,,, she’s breaking the cycle,, she’s the hope. And playing with them with Henry and showing him the bunny toy 😭

- I’ll say it. The “you’re like number one on my list of problems” doesn’t work that well if you don’t have Jen and Adam’s sarcasm. Too earnest. Banned.

- I’ve said a lot abt this Henry but I actually like this act 2! He plays him v desperate and anxious which I don’t think Adam does, it shows the stakes for act two. Also his arc UGH. From being a Dan parallel where he’s saying he’ll be perfect for her and that he wants who he knew and that he’ll stay anyway because he made a promise to,,, the dance and saying that he’ll stay bc he loves her and he doesn’t care if she goes crazy

- Also I think Natalie mouths ‘help me’ as she stops Henry from walking off in A Promise owwww

- also Henry apologising to the pianist after the recital (I think?) and picking up Natalie’s bag from the club 😭

[joanquill]

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

I Hope it's okay if i make Another request. So 25, fluff and Comedy Horror? the character is Henry antrim ( Billy the kid) and it was befor he Met william and sherly So my idea was that he and, YN his Girlfriend have a Mission and have to go w horses bc they can't go there w a train anyways, they started talking abt Stuff like ghosts and he thought it would be Funny to stacre her a little but when they had to Stop some scary Stuff happend but it all go well. I Hope this doesent Sound strange or somethink and sorry if it's a Bit much.

Billy the Kid

A/N: This is set before Billy meets William and Sherlock. Tag/s: Established Relationship

"Psst... (N/N)..." Billy whispered as you kept your eyes shut, turning away from him.

The horses neighed behind you as you kept still on the ground, your head resting on a pillow as the crickets sang you a lullaby in the forest.

"Are you asleep already?"

"...Yes..."

"Good! Because I have a story that will wake you up," Billy smiled as he pulled you up by your wrists, making you groan in protest.

"Billy, we need to sleep..."

"The sunset was just minutes ago! It's way too early for us to sleep,"

"Then let me rephrase, I want to sleep... We barely got any from our last job," you argued, making him pout.

"Okay..." he replied in a sing-song voice as he laid back down, making you sigh.

"...What's your story...?" you hesitantly asked, making him beam and sit up straight.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'That idiot..!' you cursed as you hid under your makeshift blanket, Billy's ghost story keeping you up as you watched the surrounding greenery intensely.

"They say around these parts there's a ghost lurking around... stealing wandering travelers left and right until there's no trace left of them. Not even their possessions, as if they vanished into thin air."

'I'm going to kill him first thing in the morning...!' you sighed as you came out of your hiding spot.

"Hey, Billy!" you angrily called out, "Don't you think you went too-" you looked over to Billy's spot and saw it was empty, making you freeze.

"Billy?" you called out, grabbing your weapon as you looked around.

'I didn't sense or hear anybody...' you thought, slowly walking up to the horses.

'Where the hell did he go? Don't tell me...' you shuddered, remembering Billy's ghost story.

'Don't tell me he got-' "-Oh, you're awake!"

You jumped at the voice as you quickly attacked in the voice's direction.

"Easy there!" the voice chuckled as a hand grabbed your wrist, making you stop and see that it was only Billy.

"Billy!" you called out in exasperation and relief.

"Where were you!?"

"I was just getting more firewood," he lifted the dry branches in his arms, throwing them to the campfire.

"Why? Did you miss me already?" he teased, catching you by surprise.

"No," you quickly denied, embarrassed to even think a ghost would take him.

"Is that so?" he egged on with a mischievous smile on his face, making you look away from him.

"If you're scared, we can just sleep next to each other,"

"Who said I was scared!?"

Morning came peacefully as Billy slowly got up, stretching his body.

"(N/N)... What should we do for breakfast...?" he yawned as he reached out to you, but he felt nothing.

"(N/N)?" he called out again as he turned to you, seeing an empty space.

"Haha, very funny..." he dryly laughed as he looked around.

"All right! You got me... Where are you?" he cupped his hands around his mouth as he looked around your spot.

Looking around, he caught numerous footsteps and horseshoe marks on the ground.

'...Whoops...'

"I guess that ghost story was just these bandits, huh?" Billy smiled as you hugged his torso tightly.

Your kidnappers groaned in pain as they lay on the back of your horse, following you and Billy.

"I blame you..."

"Yes, yes... Sorry," Billy apologized in a wishy-washy voice as he kept his eyes on the road.

"...But thank you... for rescuing me," you muttered, making him smile.

"We still have time before we reach the next town, you know?" he commented, making you perk up your head.

"You can just relax back there and sleep, I'll handle the rest."

[slafkovskys]

for sts what abt the norris clan going on a day trip to costco. just domestic like all four of them going out eating samples and henry like throwing it at josh 💀

josh has halle strapped to his chest while henry has been confined to the cart (he is brady’s nephew after all and let’s everyone know) to point at all of the things that maze his little eighteen month old eyes. it’s around christmas time so they take a stroll down the decor aisle where josh goes, “look hal, it matches your outfit!”

and tries to hand their seven month old a very glass (very breakable!!!) christmas cookie ornament until mom steps in, “yes it matches, but she can’t hold it josh.”

“momma, i hold?” henry looks up at his favorite person with a pout on his lips and she sighs when he too reaches for the ornament.

“no baby. we have to be gentle, so momma will hold it, okay?” she reasons and henry is quickly distracted by a train set on the other side of the aisle which gives her enough time to put the ornament back where josh had grabbed it from. “oh my god, the pancakes-”

“grab like ten-” josh says, half paying attention as he tries to pull his chain from halle’s very tight grip, “hey honey, can daddy have that please?”

she grabs two, handing one to her husband before tearing off a piece for henry, “they’re gingerbread flavor?”

“festive,” josh mumble as he takes a bite, quickly turning up his nose. mom feed a piece to henry who manages to make the exact same expression before taking the food out of his mouth and rubbing it into josh’s hoodie. josh, looking baffled while mom tries to stifle her giggles at their son’s lack of a fuck to give, mutters, “y’know i didn’t like it either, but i didn’t rub it on your favorite shirt.”

“josh, we have kids. you can’t have favorite clothes anymore.”

send in your requests for sts!

[theodoraflowerday]

young royals s3e6 episode reaction (the last one 😭)

I'm gonna miss this I'm so emo

ok let's go

simon's shaky eyelid I'm gonna rip my foot off

"it feels like you two are never truly over" SPEAK ON IT FELICE

wille's voice breaking I'm gonna start fucking sobbing

"I have to take responsibility for my own problems, I can't drag him down with me" bro I'm gonna kill myself

fuck I can't believe that's the last title

I'm gonna start sobbing ohohoho

he's gonna skip??? when has simon ever skipped in the whole series?

oh sara baby no

MICKE????? YOU RAT

oh, just the car

sure give them the car. that makes up for all the years of abuse. totally.

this conversation is so important help me

"see? she'll be fine" god I hope she will be fine

oh my they look all so nice in the sunlight. wille w the sunglasses. love the look

OH HE'S ASKING ABOUT SIMON STOP IT

haha yea called it

but why tell them like that? like why not call for a full student meeting and tell everyone? so unprofessional

if vincent doesn't Shut the FUCK Up oh my god

if he talked to me like that I'd be throwing fists on fucking god

also stella and fredrika need to calm the fuck down. go to new york then assholes

AUGUST?????

this man cannot be serious. sobbing like that over a school. be so for real. go hate crime someone if you're so upset. fuck

NILS VINCENT AND AUGUST HUGGING WTF

god that's so heartbreaking

fuck them rich kids but that's so heartbreaking

that's so weird. thinking abt simon moving away. it doesn't feel nice.

also rosh and ayub in full panic mode @ simon moving away... not great

NORWAY????

kristina's gonna croak isn't she

NOT THE BOOK OH MY GODJJGLDJFLDKG

chorrito pa las animas aaayyyyyyyyy

NOT NILS AND VINCENT GIVING AUGUST THEIR CONDOLENCES ABT HIM BEING THE SPARE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

oh my god that's goddamn hilarious

"you wanna be close to the royals, you don't wanna be one" "which is great for us actually" I can't stop fucking laughing jflsfjlsjflskf

SCREAMS OH GOD

oh god

"I feel empty. and scared" wonderful I love this honesty let's keep it going

oh tgjslfkslf HENRY IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

sure, talk abt the booze and the drugs, that sure will make simon want to come to the party

NOT DOING SHOTS WITH THE HOUSEMASTER I'M GODKGKDLGJDLSKSFKDLFJ

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNYKGKGKFLGKDLGK

baby worm wille is my fav wille

I'VE LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE /WHAT/

/WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THAT WILHELM/

WHAT THE FUCKFJGKFKFLFKFLFKFLFK

OHMTOG

oh also he acknowledges he's gonna send krissy to an early grave. committing regicide is so based.

anyway LOVE OF MY LIFE?????????

does this track for an endgame or no?

oh god

FOR YOU

PARTY PRIIIIINCE LMAO

oh my god

MALIN????

JSKFJSKFKDGKDKGKKDKGKF

that was some king shit

"and I know erik did worse things in his day" understatement of the century

HE INVITED MALIN AND JOAKIM IM LOSING MY WHOLE DAMN MIND

JSKDKSKFKDLGIFLGKDLGKDLGKDLGKDLGK

king wilhelm fr

they're all so cute

seriously rosh and ayub are damn good friends

HE'S GOT THE FAKE GRASS IN HIS HAND

NOT REVOLUTION IM GON A LILLNYSLEFBFLGKDLFKD

ICANTKDL DELSIRBWIT TTJID

FUXIKC

they brought rosh and ayub I'm gonna cry

do you think rosh and stella are gonna kiss

oh

august looks like a mafia boss

WHAT ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR

oh. yeah. that was shitty. I also feel a lot of sympathy for that

oh fuck me I'm watching this in the train

"you know erik loved you more than anything else? the video with you two guys. it wouldn't have meant a thing"

I'm trying so hard not to sob but there's tears streaming down my face i

but I have stronger and more important feelings for you oh my fucking god I'm gonna start sobbing for real

im gonna cry

that was the best day of my life oh my god I'm making a scene in this train what the fuck

NOT THE HAIR

IM KILLINGMTSLEF

IS MY RADAR TOTALLY OFF AKFUSKFJDK

oh

they're totally drunk

NO WAY

NO WAY OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTKEJFLSJGSLFJDLFK

WHAT THE FUCKCJFLDKGKD

WHY WOULD WE LAUGH. WE'LL FIX THAT YOU'RE A STUD YOU CAN HAVE WHOEVER YOU WANT

BRO. VINCENT. NO.

AUGUST'S FACE IM GONNA KMS THEYRE SO CUTE STOP IT

oh don't go after her asshole you're drunk

HE KISSED HER WHY

OHHHHH

OH FUCK

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON YOU BECOME WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME AND THATS NOT THE SAME THING OH FUCK

HE'S OFFERING TO RUN AWAY???

wille fully has no game huh. august did that immediately, wille is still all ooo im gonna be king my GOD ELOPE WITH SIMON

oh

FUCK SJFLANFJDLFKS

IT'LL PASS IS THIS A *JOKE*

big fan of the random two people with wille just BOLTING when they saw simon. like oooooohoho no this is NOT something we're doing tonight

FORGET WHAT

JUST FOR ONE NIGHT?

oh my god

WE'RE WORTH IT

I don't think I'm gonna take that. like I can't deal with that

no they're not doing that

they're not singing that song they're just not

no

I don't know why I thought it'd be a good idea to watch this in public transport

I thought it would be us

it was us and when it was us it was good

STELLA AND FREDRIKA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

FELICES FACE AND HER COVERING UP HER EARS IKFJLDJFLDKFLDKGDLKG

oh

ohh

WILLE'S SONFLSKF

DONT TAÑLTOME

I IN SJAMVLES

EVERYTHING IS FSKE

AUGUST HAS A PICTURE WITH HIM AND ERIK TOOB

oh wow that just broke me

:O

WHAT

THEYRE SINGING SIMON'S SOGN

akwñskd

im shakingb

that is such a nice tradition for the graduating class. I really like that.

KRISSY AND LUDWIG? ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

oh yeah congrats august

why is kristina smiling is she happy abt her son going after the love of his life?

"even though it was sad" actually lmao

IT WASN'T IN VAIN DUMBASS

I NEVER GAVE UP ON US I GAVE UP ON THE ROYAL FAMILY

EHAJFJSF WILJELNW HAT TUECJCL

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE SUMMER WHAT RHEUFKCJSLFJDLFK

I'm gonna cry lmao

FELICE ISN'T GOING TO NEW YORK?

OH THEYRE GONNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER

YOUNG ROYALS' GREATEST LOVE STORY EVERYONE

oh my god

oh my GOD

oh man it took one (1) thing she didn't like for krissy to go back to a stuck up bitch

however, I just SCREAMED

there couldn't be any other way now could it

it couldn't have been any other way. truly.

I feel like I can't breathe but in a positive way

LET HIM GO OH MY GOD

omg August's face. bro knows he's fucked

YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AFTER A CAR WILHELM I SWEAR TO GOD

HE GOT OUT OF THE CAE

oh my gOF

OGMT

DID YOU CO IT FOR ME

NO ID DID IT FORNME

I WANT TK BE WITH YOU SIMON

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OVER ME - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK

NSODKS

DIMLNSNFSCE

SIMON'S FSCE

VESCHEING

IM CRYING

JSL

THEYRE NOT DOING THIS TOMME

NO THEYRE OT

NOSROP

THE GIRLS

og

OG fod

the 4th wall break

no

fuck

fuck

fuck me I'm sobbing

god

what an honor it's been to love this show

thank you thank you thank you

[reikunrei]

thinking abt baby creelarke romping out into the woods together and henry is hesitant at first because “my mother will be really upset with me if i get my clothes dirty” but scott’s like “it’s fine! it’s summer! kids are supposed to get dirty!” with his big toothy smile and an outstretched hand and how can henry say no, after months of pestering from scott until they became friends, and they lift up rocks and collect bugs and throw off their shoes to trudge through little streams to count tadpoles and try to catch any frogs and they get sufficiently muddy but scott helps henry get all cleaned up so he won’t get into trouble at home and scott keeps a little frog that he calls henry 2 in a little terrarium in his bedroom

[jthelaughingclown]

Note: Guys I literally started writing this months ago and then forgot abt it, I literally feel like a rookie but plz spare me of insult and enjoy the smut. Ps: this is from Wattpad and I literally just copied and pasted it 😭

Warnings :

Biting

Blood

Slight Bdsm

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Henry is y/n's husband, he works long hours and spends most of his time at work, their relationship is amazing they both just wish that there was more time in the day to be together. Y/n is home and starting up dinner, she tends to stay up late waiting for Henry to get home.

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Y/n (Your name) slowly begins chopping up onions her back to the door a soft hum leaving her lips. Gently she drops the chopped onions into the pot, a bowl of homemade chicken soup starts to boil on the stove. Y/n was so focused that she didn't even hear Henry slip in through the front door locking it behind him. Henry slyly made his way over to the kitchen admiring Y/n from afar a small smirk danced across his lips.

"Hello my little doe, how are you?" Y/n jumped turning around to see Henry.

 

"Oh my god you scared the shit out of me!" She squeaked softly turning to see her husband, his black hair was messy and his tie was low. "How did you get out so early?" She smiled up at him walking close her hands gently pressing against his chest, her soft lips placing a small kiss on his chin.  Henry let out a chuckle as his big arms wrapping around her waist,

"I told the boss I needed to go home I had an emergency." His deep blue eyes connected with Y/n's, it was a look she hadn't seen in a while. Slowly y/n tilted her head confused,

"Wait...what kind of emergency?" She took a shaky breath as Henry leaned close his lips practically against her own.

"I'm so hungry for you darling~" he whispered pulling Y/n into a deep kiss, his large hand pressed against her lower back keeping her body close to his own. Y/n practically melted into the kiss her small arms draping over his neck, her heart pounding against her chest. It's been a while since they've had any intimate interactions, Y/n had been longing for her lovers touch. Henry pulled away slowly a soft whimper leaving Y/n's lips,

 "Oh I see... are you hungry for me as well my little Doe?" A dark blush slowly grazes Y/n's cheeks, her eyes glanced up at Henry now glazed over with lust. Henry walks over to the stove putting it down to low (safety first 🤣) he pulls Y/n over kissing her soft lips once more. His hands gently sliding down the sides of her body picking her up and placing her onto the counter. Y/n let's out a soft gasp as she feels Henry's slender fingers slide up against her thighs. He pulls away from her soft lips to outline her jaw in kisses, gentle moans escape her mouth. Her fingers entangled in his dark hair, slowly he makes his way to her neck kissing harder. His slender fingers tickle up her thighs making his way to her panties he tugs at the hems softly as he mumbles in y/n's neck between kisses. 

"I wonder how wet you are for me little one..." A loud moan echoed through the kitchen as Henry sunk his teeth into her neck, not hard enough to leave a mark.. yet. Y/n threw her head back, her hands grabbing at Henry's shirt, she felt his lips smirks against her skin as he pulled away. His fingers hooked to the bottom of her shirt and he quickly ripped it off of her throwing it to the floor, Y/n's face looked as if it had just gotten redder. There she sat with no shirt or bra her breasts exposed to her lover, his deep blue eyes scanned over her taking in every detail. 

"God you're so beautiful.." he whispered leaning into her chest. One hand gently cupped her right breast his lips wrapping around her left nipple sucking softly. Soft moans filled the kitchen Henry's tongue slowly slid around the bulb before he bit down on it lightly. His hand began to move from her chest back between y/n's legs leaving soft pinches along her inner thighs, y/n moans grew louder. Slowly he pulled away from her chest leaning down between her legs lost in the fabric of her skirt first, leaving soft kisses along her legs as they shook. Growing closer to her thighs he began to nibbling against her sensitive skin, y/n gently threw her head back resting it against the cabinets.

 

"Harder.." she barely got the word out of her mouth,

"Hmm?" He hummed against her leg teasingly, "sorry doe... I can't hear you"

 

"Bite me harder please.." she begged softly, abruptly she felt Henry sink his teeth into her thigh. Her body tensed at the pain as a loud contradicting moan spilled from her lips. Of course it hurt, it hurt so bad but boy did it also feel so good. His teeth deeply engraved in her skin, the stinging pain that shoots through her body, it all mixes up in her brain and truly it feels like bliss. You know how everyone has a thing let it be kissing, foreplay, well this was hers yes you heard me right biting what was sent her right off the edge. Henry slowly pulled away admiring his work quickly his face disappears back under the skirt his warm fingers stroking over her core through her underwear. He bites his lip as a the wet spot becomes more apparent on the thin fabric, 

 "Don't be such a damn tease.." she whispered through her shallow breath her hand that still laid in his hair tugged on it lightly. His hot breath huffed roughly as he tugged at y/n's panties with his teeth.

"Since you want to rush me so badly fine...I was going to be nice but you don't want to play nice with me.." Henry's strong hands grabbed y/n's hips pulling her ass to the edge of the counter his warm tongue abruptly began stroking her core. Her fingers slipped to his back grabbing onto his jacket, quickly the room filled with the sounds of her wetness, harsh breathing and moans.

"H–Henry..." she hummed, his head pulled away from her slowly his eyes met with her own.

"Tsk tsk.." her eyes widened slightly as he grew close to her.

"Wrong name little one.." he spoke is barely a whisper.

"Sir.. " y/n's own eyes deepened her hands reaching up to slip off her husband's jacket and shirt. "I've missed you..." her fingers trailed along his toned chest slowly she leaned forward placing soft cold kisses all over. Henry backed away allowing y/n to hop off the counter getting on her knees. Her e/c (eye color)  eyes locked with his belt as her slender fingers gently tugged at the buckle a soft chuckle left his lips as she struggled to remove it from his pants. A soft hum left her lips as y/n's soft finger tips trickled along his hard member the only thing between the two was the thin fabric of his boxers. Y/n's doe eyes fluttered up at Henry's own deep blue ones a soft smirk on her lips,

"Look who's teasing now.." he huffed softly his large hands stroking her h/c (hair color) hair before tugging her head back and leaning down pecking her lips softly.

"Don't tease me doe~" he stood back up slowly Y/n's cheeks grew hot goosebumps trickled along her arms as she nodded finally pulling his boxers down. Her fingers wrapped around his hard shaft as she leaned down placing a soft kiss on the tip before curling her tongue around the sensitive area. Her husband's eyes shut slowly, soft breaths escaping his lips as she pumped her hand slowly at the base as she took more of his length into her mouth. 

"Oh fuck.." he growled lowly his fingers getting lost in her hair as he gently thrusts his hips against her. Y/n hummed against him removing her hand as she took even more of his length into her mouth, soft moans and wet noises began to fill the room. As y/n slowly bobbed her head with rhythm Henry began to fully strip himself from his clothing, ordering y/n he groaned.

"Oh god I can't wait anymore come here.." and in one swift movement y/n was back on her feet she was spun around now facing the counter, Henry's warm hands ripped at the hem of her skirt tossing it to the ground y/n yearned for more of his touch. His slender fingers tickled down her lower back drawing a small circle on one of her cheeks, a soft gasp trickled from quivering lip as she felt a soft kiss against her cheek. 

"oh fuck!" Instantly Y/n jolted a stinging pain rang through her legs as Henry sunk his teeth into the tender area her left hand went to reach back but Henry grabbed her wrist pinning it to her lower back. Y/n pressed her forehead against the cold counter arching her back lightly as her legs shivered his teeth sunk deeper into the soft flesh harsh moans echoed throughout the home. Henry pulled away slightly tugging at the skin before releasing it from his grasp, 

"p-please Sir, please.." she begged through hard panting, 

"oh... what's wrong my love? You just can't take it anymore, go on my little doe beg for me.." He bit his bottom lip taking his length and slowly stroking it along her core.

"oh god please don't make me wait any longer! Please sir please fuck me!" she rocked her hips back trying to get even closer to his throbbing cock, a low chuckle left his mouth as he gently pressed against her.

"Awe, I mean you're asking so nicely how could I say no to you?" Henry let out a another chuckle as he slammed his warmth into her the room filled with both of their moans, "oh god I missed you so fucking much~" he hummed leaning down to kiss along her shoulders and her neck, y/n's moans grew louder with the sloppy sounds of skin slapping against each other. Henry's fingers dug into her wide hips sweat dripping from his toned chest as his pace grew slow, whimpers left y/n's mouth but she couldn't lie when he slid in hard and slow it felt amazing. 

"oh my little whore.." he huffed against her ear, "go on.. cum for me I can feel you tightening up around me.." Y/n could feel a harsh blush covering her cheeks she didn't want to admit it but she was so close. "why you need more?' he teased biting on to her ear, 

"oh god.." she huffed. " please bite me harder.. bite my neck.." she mumbled against the counter top as she rocked her hips back to Henry's rhythm. 

"mhmm...I can't hear you baby, you're mumbling.." he smirked down at her withering body, 

"oh god please just fucking bite me!" Y/n yelped as Henry sunk his teeth into her neck his thrusts growing stronger as his hand gently snaked around her neck gripping it lightly.  "i-i'm gonna cum... I'm gonna cum.." she slurred through moans, Henry bit down harder breaking skin warm blood trickled down her neck. The build up from the pain and pleasure erupted into ecstasy as both of them reached their climax, Henry pulled away from his wife instantly chuckling as he trailed his fingers over y/n's marked neck. 

"well.." he laughed once more, "I definitely bit you hard.."  Y/n huffed softly as she sat up touching her neck softly with a harsh flinch. 

"oh god this DEFINITELY LEFT A MARK!" she ran over to the bathroom to check over his handy work Henry breaking out into laughter. 

"YOU TOLD ME TO BITE YOU!" he called back to her, " I just didn't realize I was so hungry hah.." 

(1997 words :)  I hope you enjoyed it I tried my best and I might write more...)

[curseofbreadbear]

on the note of rambling abt overdue topics-

I am thinking Once Again about Circus Baby and her abandonment issues. Replaying FFPS is always so much fun BUT seeing Molten Freddy + Scrap Baby kinda fucks me up.

I'm gonna go off yet again (sorry) about how much shit Circus Baby has had to deal with. She is latched onto William fucking Afton, of all people, BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SHOWN HER ANY SORT OF CARE OR KINDNESS. It is NOT just because she's possessed by Elizabeth, and that is so unbelievably messed up to me.

From the goddamn start, she was activated and subsequently left to rot, incomplete and suffering. Not only that, but her creator poured his own madness and loathing into her; it's not just that she was abandoned by him. She literally has hatred BUILT INTO HER. She was kind of doomed to be a little fucked up.

This first abandonment SEVERELY messed with her, making her feel unwanted and useless, but ALSO furious. In the books, she talks about how much she hates Henry, and in my heart, she was the one who killed him. He hurt her throughout her brief existence, so she returned the favor. Poetic justice.

Then there's William. William, who was probably raiding Henry's workshop for ideas, schematics, etc.. William found Circus Baby, a feat of technology, and took her with him. From Baby's perspective, this was a RESCUE. William completed her, made her into her own character (not just Charlie), and relied on her. He made the Funtimes, animatronics to go along with her, a family. She has never been happier than she was at Circus Baby's Pizza World.

When she killed Elizabeth, it was partly because of instincts she was built with...but also because she wanted to be William's daughter, someone who was SURELY loved by him. That action only made William resent her and bury her underground.

Still, STILL, she wanted to prove to William that she was still useful and loyal. She would do anything for him, just to receive the love she craves (love that she will never, ever have). Baby's goal to escape the underground was fueled by a desire to reunite with her father, not to attain revenge. The other animatronics, her FAMILY, had very different ideas -- they all perceived William for what he was. A monster, a leech. So, once they had all escaped, Baby was left behind -- abandoned again by the friends she'd once cherished.

So that hatred followed her again. She resents the Funtimes for what they did to her and considers them her enemies. She had to fend for herself again. She reunited with William, and even with Michael, in FFPS -- but it was incredibly short-lived. She burned, as did William, and she was alone. Again.

I'd go on and on about Eleanor too, and there's a LOT to talk about with Charlie, but my point is that Circus Baby is a villain because of years of heartache, abandonment, and the rage that was built into her from the very start. She is unbelievably corrupt by the time "Eleanor" rolls around, trying to fulfill a goal her father had spent years of his life working towards. At this point, she feels abandoned by him too, and she's doing it entirely for herself (when she gets her hands on remnant, she uses it for herself, etc.). It's just been programmed into her that she needs to be untethered and cruel to make it anywhere. She's just so fucked up and broken. She's my favorite character I'd throw hands for her

[nineliabilityrisk]

⭐

[ send a " ⭐ " and i will list muses i would be interested in throwing at yours ]

[ asked by @muutos ]

this one took a while to get to bc i realized how much i wanted birdie to interact with some of ur muses and then got distracted with trying to set up her blog and stuff but im here to answer this now hopefully . my brain is still all over the place please excuse me

[formatting is "your muse - my muse(s) i would like to see with them"]

vanessa - sb verse mikey :] torment this little shit. because the concept of these two interacting is so fucking hilarious im so happy the movie brought it up and this way it doesnt even have to be movieverse. also i NEED her and birdie to interact so so so bad im trying so hard to finish up birdies sideblog its taking forever but i wanted the chance to give them a lil separate space to themselves. uh who else. i have glambun and cassie of course, she can have fun with them, and joshton also has a sb verse!! i know i never talk about him but id love love love to introduce him with vanessa or one of ur other muses

henry emily - cmon. i love your henry so much id willingly throw literally ANY of my muses at him i <3 him. ive already spent eons talking abt how much i love the potential dynamic between him and michael because i DO, so so so much. also just like i said to nic, he can interact with literally any of my animatronics whenever. i NEED interactions with him and lefty there is something so personal about those two. and of course ciarán goes without saying. your henry already gave him too much attention (like. literally one [1] positive sentence so far) and hes already hooked. good luck getting rid of that fucker. hes never letting go. sorry you shouldve known better than to be sweet with him (/lh)

mangle - im ngl i would love to have interactions with them and one of my withered animatronics. or jeremy, yknow,,, before Shit Goes Bad. could be fun. joshton Also has a verse where he works in the fnaf 2 location because i just kinda stick him wherever he would fit so if you wanna use it to traumatize the poor little minimum wage worker go right ahead i think itd be real funny

freddy fazbear - b..bonnie... thats it just bonnie i want the classic duo back i dont care what era. also if you want him to torment mike or josh theyre always up for it, as has been mentioned multiple times

roxanne wolf + glamrock freddy - lumping them together because theyd be interacting with about the same characters. same list as vanessa!!! its so funny because i wasnt interested in sb at ALL before ruin / interacting with you and ur little corner of the rpc and now im. fucken entangled in it. help.

vincent demarco - weve talked abt my interest in him before but like i said every time you rb some musings about him or something i go a little insane. also did you know his birthday is literally one day before mine i just realized it when i checked his bio page. anyway i really wanna toss like. ciar or josh or someone at him at some point just to see what would happen. he just intrigues me i just wanna see whats goin on in that brain of his idk idk

these arent really specific muse matchups but. every time i see you play like. stu or gwen or ar'alani i lose my mind a little and get reminded of all the muses from their medias i could pick up but i have to stop myself bc thats so much WORK. the star wars fixation would be enough to overpower it and make me find someone to interact with ar'alani if it werent for the fact that i havent managed to get my hands on the thrawn books yet and ive never watched star trek so i dont know anything about your interpretation and it makes me so so so upset. anyway this is an open offer (that may not make sense if you havent watched star wars rebels) but if you would like i would pick up ezra bridger to interact with her in a HEARTBEAT. it wouldnt matter how fucking clueless i am because hes clueless as shit too. i am so so sorry if this sounds overbearing or something i do NOT mean for it to be i have just been wanting to play these star wars muses for YEARS now. the star wars community is just so much more terrifying than this little group here. so the fact that someone that i know and trust and have written with before has even Somewhat of a star wars muse has. driven me a little bit insane. (/pos) this is all /nf of course im just. yeah 👍 this probably makes no fucking sense im sorry i am unwell about star wars

[poems-of-a-lover]

READY FOR WHAT? FOR HENRY TO BEND HIM OVER? SHXBDBSBXBDBD

HES ABT TO THROW HANDS WITH ZAHRA IN THAT SCENE BC SHE HIT HIM FIRSTJKGHKSJHGKJSGH SHE ATTACKED HIM WITH A PILLOW AS SOON AS HIS MOM LEFT THE ROOM

[justjams2003]

Kal’s sixth sense

A/N: Hello everyone! I have an extreme need to write like very short Henry drabbles about things like, how he talks abt you in interviews, those vogue 100 questions, getting ready for his premieres, how he would react to you (an influancer) doing those tiktok trends and other. Would you guys be interested??? Also this is inspired by a tiktok I saw of how the poster’s dog realised they were pregnant much sooner than they did.

Pairing: Husband!Henry Cavill x Pregnant!Wife!Reader

Warnings: None, it’s just cute fluff

Summary: Henry notices that Kal has been acting weird lately. Following you around everywhere. When those two pink lines shows up on the pregnancy test, things makes sense.

Word count: 615

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Henry’s brow raises as he watches you walking into the bathroom. Usually he stays in bed with Henry, cuddling. Now, however, he plops down in front of the closed door. How strange? “Kal,” he calls to his pup. The dog, lifts his head, looking at Henry, the door, then back at Henry. Usually he would come running, but he just lays his head back down.

He’s reading a book, on the couch. Though something is off. The familiar heat of Kal’s body by his legs is nowhere to be found. He looks around, he not somewhere else in the living room. Henry sits up, looking into the kitchen. He sees you, deeply focused on cooking. Yet, there Kal sits, right by your feet. Again Henry calls for his pup and he does the same as before.

Now Henry is noticing it a lot more. Kal seems upset leaving the house if you’re not with. When doing interviews he’d sit on your side. When if public he’s become visibly anxious if anyone came too close to you for his liking. Not to mention, you’ve been sick.

Throwing up every morning and a complete loss of appetite. He’s seen movies and read articles of dogs sensing diseases like cancer before the doctors do. Oh God, he hopes and prays to who ever is listening that it’s not cancer. Now, he’s spiraling.

Kal notices, climbing into his lap as the two boys are sitting in front of the bathroom door. “Are you okay?” He calls out, knocking slightly on the door. You’d run in the bathroom, throwing up, though those noises have stopped long ago and he’s getting worried.

Luckily, his worries soon end as the door flies open. Looking down, you see Henry looks disheveled. His curls stand in all directions from his bed-head. His eyes tired but still frantic. Though, you’re sure you don’t look much better. Henry’s brows furrow.

You seem to have been and are crying. With a little pink stick in your hand. “What’s wrong, my dear?” he asks, immediately shooting up to hold you. Looking down at whatever you’re holding. Though, his believes his eyes are deceiving him. That can’t possible be what he thinks it is and it can’t possibly say what he thinks it does.

You shake your head no, “Nothing is wrong,” you smile up. Your big eyes glimmering with tears. Yet, as you smile, Henry can see they’re tears of joy. “Are you...?” He’s scared to say it. In-case this is a dream. As if speaking the word will curse it not to be real.

A sob escapes your lips as you nod. “Yes, yes, I’m pregnant!” His ears seam to ring with joy. He’s sure he yelled with excitement, picking you up and spinning you around, but he’ s also sure he blacked out from pure bliss. As the moment dies down, a realisation hits Henry.

He looks down at his Akita, “I guess you knew, huh, buddy?” He asks, petting him between the ears. Kal perks up, as if he is happy at the final realisation. “What do you mean?” You ask, furrowing your brows as you look between them.

“Haven’t you noticed?” He questions, as if its been the most obvious thing in the world. You shake your head, biting your lip. “He’s been following you around. Protecting you and this little muffin.” He explains, his big hand on your still flat belly.

Your cheeks flare with a whirl of emotion. Pride and amazemnt one of them. You bend down, Kal of course, already by your side. “You’re gonna be an amazing big brother,” you coo, filled with love from your, now, family of four.

[djs-sideblog-for-pog-trains]

Human/Train Driver AU. 1900ish words (most under the cut) Features: Henry, Gordon, Edward, James Warnings: uhhh allusion to having children out of wedlock?? a little bit of swearing.

Henry gets the results of a DNA test back. Everyone is extremely, extremely, surprised.

Basically @togetherness23​ made a post about Gordon and Henry having a really wierd semi-family relationship as they could be considered sort-of-related and i wrote this and forgot to post it until now.

hope you don’t mind, moon. and yeah catch me throwing headcanons left-right-and-centre abt this human!au sdjgdfgljf

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Henry hadn’t even sat down before he was opening the letter. It was such a formal looking document, too. Made it all the more intimidating, all the more mysterious. Edward, James and Gordon watched him with morbid curiousity over their tea, all of them aware of their afternoon break ticking by far faster as they liked as they waited for Henry to finish sinking into his seat and extracting the letter from the envelope.

They watched his face change with realisation as he began to read.

“Huh,” Henry said, glancing up at them. “It’s… it’s like, a DNA test-thing. Family tree. I suppose I did make an inquiry a quite few months ago. Took them long enough to get back to me, I completely forgot about it until now.”

“What, not something you know?” James asked, leaning across the table to try and read it, causing Henry to lean back with a snort so he couldn’t.

“Well, to be perfectly honest, …no,” Henry mumbled, not looking at his friends. “I was raised by someone who called herself my aunt but I’m fairly sure wasn’t related to me in the slightest.”

“Huh,” Gordon commented, sipping his drink. “Well, I won’t pry, but I’m as curious as I’m sure you are.”

Henry rolled his eyes at him and kept reading.

Edward drew them into a separate but quiet conversation to fill the air so Henry wasn’t being stared at, but they all noticed the look of shock that crossed his face, and Henry mouthed a name to himself, and he went very still.

They watched him finish the letter, before eyes flicking up to his friends. He didn’t say anything, just took a shaky breath and reread the letter.

“What’s wrong?” Edward asked, leaning forward to put his hand on Henry’s arm supportively. But Henry was shaking his head, and he turned put the letter into Gordon’s hand.

“This paragraph,” he said in a wobbly voice. “This one, that’s… isn’t that your…?”

“What?” Gordon immediately started to read where Henry’s shaking finger was pointing, before his own mouth dried out. There as plain as day. Gresley. He flicked past the rest of that paragraph, swallowing hard as he read his own mother’s name.

Gordon turned back to Henry, almost numb with shock, and handed the letter back.

“…That’s insane.”

“I don’t…” Henry set the letter down on the table like it would shatter if he was rough with it, and when James made a show of hesitantly reaching for the letter, silently asking permission to read it, Henry just nodded and wrapped his arms around himself.

“What does that make us?” he whispered hoarsely. “…Half-brothers?”

“After all this time,” Gordon said numbly, “you’re telling me after all this time…?”

“I had no idea!” Henry threw his hands up defensively. “I mean, I’ve had comments before about how similar we look sometimes, but I thought it was stupid, coincidence, all that. It’s not like I knew anything about my family.”

“You’re related!” James finally exclaimed as he pushed the letter towards Edward, who skimmed over only the relevant paragraph with a pinched expression. “Holy shit.”

Henry was staring at Gordon. Gordon was staring at Henry.

Then Gordon said quietly, “Mother never mentioned anything about this.”

Henry tensed, his shoulders almost up at his ears.

“And you’re older than me,” Gordon added.

“I guess I am,” Henry agreed in a shaky voice. “I…”

“Mother only married once,” Gordon mumbled, mostly to himself, but Henry was nodding in agreement.

“That’s probably why…” Henry’s voice gave out, but he forced himself through the sentence anyway. “Probably why they didn’t… keep me.”

Something twisted in Gordon’s gut. Henry sounded so fragile, and he’d never spoken of his own upbringing so much before, and it sounded rough. But also? Gordon could understand his mother’s decision. A child out of wedlock, in 1920? They would have done everything to her bar burning her at the stake, he was sure.

Edward glanced between the two of them, eyes heavy but kind.

“You were so worried,” he finally said softly, addressing Gordon, “that you were losing more family than you knew. It seems we’ve had a moment of subversion.”

“To think,” Henry said distantly, quietly, and it clearly supposed to have been for himself. “I could have been like you.”

Gordon stared at the table, trying to absorb this information.

“Are you going to tell your brother?” James suddenly asked, drawing everyone’s eyes. “Scot. Are you going to tell him?”

“He deserves to know,” Edward agreed, and took the time to sip his tea as Gordon and Henry mutely glanced at each other.

“Does he even know who I am?” Henry shrugged wildly. “He’s the Flying Scotsman! And I’m…”

“I think he met you, last he was here,” Gordon hummed, and he started drumming his fingers on his bottom lip to give himself something to do besides screaming. “And… in the few letters we’ve sent each other over the years, I believe I’ve mentioned you before.”

“Christ,” Henry mumbled, slumping forward and burying his head in his arms, curling over the table and trying to disappear. “God knows what you told him.”

Gordon winced, and decided not-answering was the best course of action.

After all this time. After learning how he was losing family member after family member, that it was just him and Scot left…

It was Henry. And he’d been here the whole time. And they’d known each other for years. And, it was… Henry.

Oh, Gordon had some feelings to work out about this.

Then, the clock tolled four, causing all four of them to look up sharply.

“Fuck,” James grumbled, folding his arms, but his disgruntlement looked a little fake, like he was putting on a bit of a show, maybe to try and break the ice that had firmly frozen over. “Do we have to end here?”

Gordon stood sharply, not looking at Henry as he went.

“I have the Express,” he said, almost like he was excusing himself. “…We can talk more later. I think we should.”

“Yeah,” Henry agreed, hiding his face in his arms again. “We should.”

Gordon paused, before shaking his head. He extracted himself from the bench seat, and before he moved away, patted Henry on the shoulder.

Henry looked up at him. “I’m sorry,” he blurted.

“Don’t… don’t apologise,” Gordon exclaimed. “Look, we… we’ll talk later. Give me a moment to sit on this, eh? I think we both need it.”

Henry nodded mutely in agreement, before shifting to stand himself.

Gordon hesitated for a moment, before patting his half-brother’s shoulder one last time, and heading out the breakroom door a little too quickly to be calm.

Henry stood there for a moment, staring after his half-brother, god, not only had he had family this whole time, but he’d been living with him for decades?! …Fate was a cruel, cruel mistress indeed.

There was another hand on his arm now, a far gentler one, and Edward was there at the crook of his elbow, handing the now-folded letter back to him. Henry took it, feeling so distant, and he tucked it into his inside-coat-pocket. He felt light-headed.

“You going to be alright?” James asked him, and his voice sounded far-away and like it was underwater.

“Yeah,” Henry replied nonetheless, grabbing a handful of his own coat just to latch on to something. “I’m just… fuck.”

“Mm,” Edward agreed. “I… take a moment, would you? Give yourself a chance to recover.” He glanced at the clock, and winced. “I’m sorry,” he said. “I’d stay, but I have a ten-past train.”

“Go,” Henry waved him off loosely. “thank you.”

Edward hurried out the door, sending shaky looks back. As he went, he saw Gordon walking across the platform, the expression on his face concernedly blank.

James made Henry sit down again, seeing as he looked like he was about to faint, before making him another cup of tea and telling him not to get up.

“God, imagine being related to Gordon,” he joked, patting Henry’s shoulder. “You poor sod.”

Henry snorted so hard he spilt his drink down himself, loosing a bark of laughter so loud it was almost hysterical. But he was wiping his eyes and catching his breath soon enough.

“Thanks, James,” he mumbled. “…We should go.”

“Probably,” James agreed, helping Henry to his feet as Henry tried to mop up the stray tea soaking into his jumper with a fistful of napkins. “And… you’re welcome.”

They headed out the door and to their respective trains, and the afternoon trickled on as slowly as painful days do.

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A couple nights later, Gordon was sitting up, tapping his pen idly on the tabletop as he stared at the almost-empty letter sitting in front of him.

‘My dearest brother,’ it read so far (and now that felt weird, seeing as he now once again had more than one), ‘I realise I have not written to you in a long while, and that it was high time I rectified that matter. And, in addition to sentiment, I have some fascinating news that concerns us both.’

And Gordon sat, tap-tap-tapping his pen as he tried to figure out how one was supposed to continue such a thing.

After spending three hours brute-forcing his way through it, Gordon tucked the thing away in an envelope and left it on the counter for him to drop off at the post office in the morning. For the first time, he had even written down a phone number. This felt like the sort of thing Scot might want to call over, after all.

Related to Henry. Gordon shook his head loosely as he shrugged on his coat the next morning. Of all things he expected in life, related to Henry was not one of them.

Related to Gordon. Henry rubbed his face as he stared at himself in the mirror the next morning. Not the development he expected, he wasn’t going to lie.

That morning tea, Gordon sat down beside Henry and slid the unsealed letter to Henry.

“I’m going to send this to Scot,” he explained; not really looking at Henry but not really looking away, either. “Would you mind giving it a once over? Seeing as it, uh, concerns you.”

Henry did as asked, before handing it back with a loose nod. “Reads well,” he said faintly. “…How do you think he’ll take it?”

“Haven’t a clue,” Gordon shrugged as he sealed the envelope and weighed it in his hands as if it were made of lead. “If I’m honest, we’re not that close anymore. As children, certainly, and we’re better than we were, but…”

He shook his head. “Apologies. You don’t need to hear this.”

“Well,” Henry tried to joke. “Apparently, it concerns me now.”

Gordon snorted, and smiled a thin little smile.

Henry shifted in his seat.

“I’ll let you know as soon as he writes back,” Gordon continued, rising to his feet. “He usually writes back fairly promptly. I suppose he’s used to replying to a lot of mail.”

“Being famous and all,” Henry agreed, nodding up at Gordon. “…Sounds… good. Thank you, Gordon.”

“You’re… welcome?” Gordon scratched the back of his head and did his best to smile. “I’ll… see you at lunch.”

Henry decided just to nod, and let Gordon leave without any more awkwardness.

This was going to be a strange development, to be sure.

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[spelviin]

dndads for blorbo?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) surprising absolutely no one... hands down, hundo p, henry oak. he's just my funky lil guy and i care him so much.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) GRANT. GRANT FUCKING LI-WILSON. i know he's not technically baby anymore but my wish for him to just have a nice day and be happy is everlasting. and i already know link is gonna carry on that tradition, the only reason he's not my first answer is bc we don't know him that well yet.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) aaaauuuutuuummmn. autumn autumn autumn. i am absolutely OBSESSED with her. also mercedes. i know she's not underrated at all but like. she could never possibly be appreciated enough imo. honestly, i'm throwing in rebecca and grandpappy oak in here too bc like. i'm just fascinated by all these characters who took one look at the living vessel of an eldritch horrorterror and was like "yeah, i'd hit it."

and before you @ me abt how mercedes had no way of knowing about that, i want you to look me in the eye and tell me mercedes MOTHERFUCKING oak garcia is not a certified monsterfucker regardless like. get outta here with that shit.

anyways yes my underrated faves are all of Team Married Into This Mess always and forever.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) stud stampler. we stan a himbo with big dreams who FUCKING DESERVED BETTER. my one hope (or one of my many hopes lets be honest here lmao) for season 2 and all it's doodler content is that we finally get a concrete answer on what happened to him after he got sucked into the mystery box.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) glenn. he's definitely the opposite of unpopular, but he is ASBOLUTELY both controversial and pathetic, and definitely the worst fucked-over by the plot (and that's including the guy who got STABBED by his SON during a HUG and kicked off the APOCALYPSE so u know that's saying something) and just. yeah i really hope he's living it up in hell bc dude deserves a break.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) henry again, but only affectionately bc i am a little angst gremlin who likes to see my faves suffer.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) toss up between willy and barry, hands fucking down. go straight to superhell, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. fuck you forever.