#helping Logan's daddy issues by Doing regular dad stuff. Today they played catch and erik claims hes going to teach him how to fish later
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Turns out, once you get over just how awkward it is, someone giving you a room and taking you for ice cream is not that bad. He's still confused as fuck as why his bedtime is 9 pm though.
Erik: You're a growing boy, you need your rest.
Logan, all tucked in with a forehead kiss: I'm 200 years old.
Erik: Shhh. It's bedtime now. Big day tomarrow. Tomorrow were going fishing! Goodnight.
Logan, whose starting to actually enjoy this treatment:.....night..
Erik: *shows up to the x-mansion*
Scott: MAGNETO!? What are you doing here!? Alright gang time to fry this guy-
Charles: Im afraid there's no need for that. Erik..
Erik: Charles... Do you have what's owed to me?
Charles: Depends. Do you?
Erik: *steps aside to show Peitro with a dufflebag*
Peitro: *takes off his headphones confusedly* This isn't disneyland...?
Charles: Logan.
Logan, also with a duffle bag, growling and obviously pissed off: Why do I have to go? Im older than both of you.
Charles: Because, It's your father's weekend and he's bassically the only one that can control your feral behavior.
Peitro: Wait, what!? You said we were going to disneyland!! Now you want me to stay at some weird bald guys mansion!?
Erik: Be nice to your dad, boy! Come now, Logan. I set up a room for you and we're getting ice cream.
Peitro: What the actual fuck!? You've never taken me for ice cream!!?
Charles: Yes, come my child. I'll put you in a death room and watch you suffer. If you live, I'll have Hank reward you with some ice cream :)
Logan: *Groans* Fine but Im NOT calling him dad. You're not my dad! Got it!?
Logan on Eriks couch trying to figure out how he got here, and also wondering why he was part of the shared custody agreement in their divorce:
#meanwhile peitro is fitting in just fine#he got his ice cream and honestly is having one of the best weekends of his life. He keeps calling charles a creep though which is fine by#him because Logan often also calls him such insults. Ororo is a bit confused on why Logan went knowing damn well hes defensless against erik#and also why is he in their divorce agreement? since when did Charles file adoption papers for him? were they even legal?#scott thinks its hilarious and sees this as a punishment but in reality Charles is fixing peitros daddy issues by involving him and Erik is#helping Logan's daddy issues by Doing regular dad stuff. Today they played catch and erik claims hes going to teach him how to fish later#infact its going to be the opposite. Logan is going to teach erik how to fish.#quicksilver#peitro maximoff#logan howlett#magneto#professor x#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#wolverine#Step dad au#cherik#xmen#cherik divorce
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