#hellooooooo ma'am

[boxbrained]

my dear friend lane told me to draw gman in the morticia addams fit so OF COURSE I HAD TO!!!!!

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart redrawing a CPR reference photo. Yoo Joonghyuk is on the ground, shirtless and with a tense expression, as Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung-- both in Demon King/dragon forms-- lean over him. Kim Dokja holds his head, smiling gently, while Han Sooyoung straddles his legs and smirks as she moves a hand to his considerable pecs.

Image two is the original: a tweet by aquila 🍉 @/belllmonts that says, "everyone should redraw their face polycule as this mouth to mouth educational poster from 1911." Attached is vintage art of the same scene happening between 3 men. End ID]

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[amourjins]

MOVING ON...

UNTIL! Another friend's birthday (picnic party) I got on the bus and on my way to the meet up spot (I saw some of the gang on the bus and she was on it as well) and she tells the person who was next to her to sit elsewhere so I can go to his place (you guys don't get it) Then she greeted me with such a beautiful and bright smile (≧▽≦) And then arriving at meet up spot she brought a chair for me and then she took one for her and sat next to me, and then she asked me and served me water (I can't-) Then after we went to the beach for the picnic and set up the towels, she again tells whoever was sitting mext to her to make more space so I could sit nearby◝(⁰▿⁰)◜Then I saw some seagulls and I wanted to catch one who asked if anyone wanted to come with me (She wanted!) After going in the sand and then climbed on some rocks, my friend came with us and we all sat on the sand (and they started flirting again -_-) After that we went back to the rest of the group (I was kinda pisssed about the flirting) so I sat on my own on a corner... But then she came next to me and wanted to talk with me (she said about anything as long as we would have a convo) Alright so fast forward end of the party i was happy with the interactions so I posted on my notes glue song (which was aimed at her... AND SHE LIKED THE NOTE I KNOW I'M GOING INSANE BUT LISTEN) A couple of days later she posted a story (god she was beautiful) WITH A BEEBADOOBEE SONG. Also on the same day she posted about liking someone that she can't even tell her friends (another friend from the group who know about my crush for her tried to get info but failed) Anyway I posted another note with a song and she replied to it and we started talking to the point I asked her to go out with me... She cancelled BUT I recently on insta posted some clownfish i found (i love fish) and she asked me where this was and that we should go together (just us.) If you're wondering we did go to that place on Friday, she posted about it and another friend of mine (which was like a spy) asked her if we went out on a date???? And she didn't say no????? But anyway it was really fun since after that we went to a playground and made fun of 5 year olds (sorry I had to add this detail) By the end of the "date", I was getting on the bus when she came to hug me?!?!?!? (Like pls hug me more often ma'am) And I was smiling like an idiot on the way back home... That's it for now folks (I'll keep you updated)

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STOPPP OKG ALL OF YOUR GUYS’ INTERACTIONS??? girl kiss her! (slash jay) BUT LIKE HELLOOOOOOO… shes so sweet i think i get why you fell for her tee bee eych! we love acts of service heh am i right [smirkifg tiiktok emoji] I LOVE BEABADOOBEE… no cause its a sign! the story with beabadoobee… IM AFRAID SHE WANTS U (slash jay dont listen to me) omg i may have read “clownfish” as “catfish” 😭 I GASPED BUT THEN I REREAD IT!

STOP WAIT WHAT she didnt say no??? omg.. wait bc whatt! THE 5 YEAR OLDS STOP.. me n her (‘her’ is always my crush btw) would probably do that too but then she’d tell me to stop cs she loves kids n is great with them,, frowny face emoji

OH YURP THE HUG 🙏🙏🙏 im actually rooting for u two

[orchidsangel]

ro ml i have a confession. yk that terrible titans show? watched all four seasons for brenton thwaite’s nightwing and im getting so tempted to rewatch it pls stop me </3 but n e way this is my way of asking about your thoughts on it or if you’ve ever even seen it lol

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hellooooooo??? i can't in good conscience tell you not to rewatch a show bc i am a chronic show re-watcher, and that would make me a blazing hypocrite. so i say go for it.

eyeeeee have not seen it. no ma'am. i can't get past the bad wigs for the life of me, a bad wig makes me clutch my stomach and fall to the floor in tears, so it's just something i can't watch, i fear.

i did watch one or two episodes, but ehhh it wasn't doing it for me, not really a brenton thwaites truther, he doesn't do it for me either. he does have a crazy phat ass which is so ?? no man should have that much power. also, i didn't get to the part where jason was introduced, but that is #notmyjason.

anna diop as starfire is sooooooooooooooooooooooo truly stunning tho. that face card is insanity. she's so gorgeous. i lob lob lob her. she is the one pro, but i fear the cons outweigh her.

i think i just have a big problem with live-action adaptations of superhero stuff bc the actors never do it for me. it's why i don't fancast and why i have the battinson tag blocked. i've got a thing about real people. it's why i escape into fictional drawn and animated worlds, bc they're not real. if i wanted to see real people, i'd step outside.

the one exception is marvel tho, i've never read any marvel comics except for x-men (bc, and i've said this before but it's been a while, i looooooooooove x-men), so most marvel related things i exclusively associate with the actors. and also, bc marvel doesn't put out nearly as much animated content anymore, like when i was a kid, i religiously watched the animated marvel shows. hulk and the agents of smash!!! that was my shit. and the next avengers movie, legit had it on dvd. but as i got older, the live-action content just kept coming, and my brain displaced the animated stuff, so it is what it is.

tldr: no, i haven't watched it.

[monstersinthecosmos]

MA'AM DAY 2 WITH CHARLIE. MA'AM PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES. YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE.

The devil's on his way?! Hellooooooo??????

The aliens? Like okay Anne Rice went off track when she brought in Aliens but my God I got goosebumps here.

Charlie running about, alone because he can thinks he can feel them and they always find him. Hellooooooo. Ma'am you need to be imprisoned for this.

Charlie crying because he knows one would believe him. Charlie moving from motel to motel. The foreshadowing if not properly done would have felt in your face and while the fandom can recognize it, it instead of being cliché sends a thrill.

I am also reminded of Daniel in Marius's care. Gone crazy, shut off from the world, from his maker. He could talk to anyone when he was human and now he can't talk to the undead either. Focusing on his trains.

adgjads god okay so like, I haven't really been planning these in advance, in fact the idea to do this at all struck me on the night of the 31st LMAOOO and I'm going out of my way not to think about what I'm going to write so that every morning I can see what happens! It's a surprise for me, too!

And like, RIGHT I don't want it to be TOO in your face even though it's pretty in your fucking face, but, instead of it simply being foreshadowing, what I'm really thinking hard about is like "what was the last week of Daniel's life like?"

Cause for the next 12 years and like, how many beyond that, I wonder how he'll feel about this last week before his life got fucked up.

Did he appreciate it? Was he happy? Is he fulfilled by his meager human experience?

Instead of SIMPLY foreshadowing what I really want to posit is that Daniel is going to remember Charlie forever because it's going to be his point of reference. His Sammy Jenkis if you will! When he's at his lowest points in the coming years he's going to think about Charlie and wonder if he made it!!!!!!!!!! And wonder how the fuck this happened to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much I'm really happy you're enjoying!!!

[kingcenred]

An amused eyebrow rose as he surveyed the blonde vampire in front of him, and he smiled despite himself at her teasing words. "Oh? How intriguing. I do hope that means my head will remain attached to my shoulders," he drawled; he had no intentions of fighting the Volturi, after all.

His expression turned faintly irritated as she called out to Carlisle - rightly saying that he was contemplating leaving. With Edward's mindreading and Alice's visions his much desired privacy was impossible to achieve in the Cullen household at the best of times. Now, It seemed it would be even worse than he expected.

Saying that, however, he couldn't help but keep his eyes trained on the blonde's disappearing frame. As unsettling as her abilities were, he didn't need super vision to see how unbelievably beautiful she was, and a strange sense of disappointment coursed through him as she didn't even glance behind at them.

"Carlisle," he greeted, once he tore his eyes away from her, and he reached to shake his hand. "That must be Mary, I assume?"

❝ ——— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐍 and the Cullen's had been firm friends, even family, for decades. They had heeded the call to move to Forks when the arrival of Renesmee had been falsely given to the Volturi.

Mary exited the Cullen home and found herself face to face with a red-eyed vampire. ❝ Leaving so soon? ❞ She had seen him turn to walk away before he had done so her powers of premonition were well known amongst many vampires. The Volturi craved her more than Alice.

❝ Who knows what you might miss if you turn and leave ... ❞ Her golden eyes sparkle with mischief, a smirk turning her ruby lips. ❝ Carlisle! Cenred is here. Though he was contemplating leaving our noble fight. ❞ The Cullen had appeared behind her, curiously looking between the two.

❝ I will see you later. ❞ Words aimed at the nomad, before she turned and left down the driveway without looking back.

[nny11writes]

I know it’s a bloodborne AU okay, but SW how the FUCK did you get that much crueler and more manipulative?????????? This whole first chapter with Micah is making my skin crawl.

[vrqins]

speaking of code geass im onlike. my eighth rewatch? and im always like yes go white boy go!!! whenever lelouch is on screen but KALEN MY BELOVED YOU ARE THE BEST CHARACTER HERE

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #372: Lea's Family (Kingdom Hearts)

Kairi: (Groans in Frustration while Walking back home with the rest of her friends) I cannot believe you right now, Axel! I mean, seriously! What the heck were you thinking, trying to fight off that Heartless all alone like that?!

Sora: (Glares at Lea Sadly) Yeah! You could've gotten yourself really hurt.

Lea: ('Sigh') Look, I'm really sorry for making you kids worry like that. (Rubs the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Truth be told.....I had no idea that Heartless would be that strong.....(Remembering When he got Sucker-Punched by that Heartless Earlier) Damn.....

Namine: (Sighs while Carrying Lea in her arms at ease) Regardless, that doesn't excuse the actions you presented today.

Lea: You're right.......

Namine: Of course I am. We all are.

Lea: Yeah.......Hey uhh.... Namine?

Namine: Yes?

Lea: Not to be rude or anything, buuuuut.....How along are you gonna carry me like this?

Namine: (Gives Lea The most Serious (and Adorable) Look she could give him) For as long as it takes.

Lea: Kiddo, we're just going back to the apartment. You don't have to carry me all the way there-

Namine: Lea! You were hurt by a Heartless with Superhuman Strength and you're not even close to being ready to walk on your own yet. (Almost in a Verge of Tears) Let me do this for you! Please!!!

Lea: (Held Two of his Hands up while Trying to Calm Namine down) Alright. Alright. It's okay. You can carry me as long as you want. Just calm down for me, okay?

Namine: (Finally Calmed Herself Down) Thank you.

Ventus: ('Sigh') We know you mean well, Lea, but did you really had to be that reckless out there?

Roxas: ('Scoffs') The funny thing about all of this is that he kept lecturing me and Xion about being ones ourselves.

Lea: (Rolled His Eyes) And you two are still a bunch of Reckless Knuckleheads to this day....

Roxas: True. (Starts Smirking a Little) But at least we all know where we got it from now.

Lea: Hey, don't get Smart and Cocky with me, Ya Little Twerp! Did you already forget that I'm the adult here?

Xion: Even Still!.....(Starts Pouting Towards Her Best Friend/Dad/(Mom)) What you did had really scared the crap out of all of us today. So we're all gonna have long talk about this once we get to the apartment, mister!

Lea: (Facepalms while Groaning) I can't believe I'm getting scolded by a bunch of teenagers right now......Two of them happens to be my kids!

Riku: We're only doing this because we care about you, Lea. You need to understand that.

Lea: I know.

At Front of the Apartment Doorway.....

Isa: (Dumbfoundedly Staring at the kids and Lea being carried by Namine Before Sighing) Do I even want to know how all of this happened here?

Lea: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Funny story, Isa. You see-

Sora: Your Boyfriend was being a Reckless Butthead today!!

Lea: Sora!!!

Isa: Oh...(Starts Glaring at Lea Intensely) You don't say? You kids care to give me some details?

Roxas: (Walked inside the Apartment with everyone else) He tried to fight off against a Heartless with Muscles by himself. Only to get beaten up in the process.

Namine: (Gently Place Lea down on the Living Room's Sofa) I was able to carry him all the way home too.

Lea: Which was completely unnecessary, by the way.

Namine: (Frowns at Lea) It was necessary to me!

Ventus: To all of us even.

Lea: ('Sigh')

Isa: Lea.....

Lea: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Terror once he sees Isa's Terrifying Glare)

Isa: Would you like to explain why you were reckless on the mission today?

Roxas: Seriously.... Why did you think it was a good idea to try and fight off that Heartless on your own like this? Knowing full well how strong it really was?

Lea: I was trying to protect my family, alright?!......(Sighs Heavily while the whole room went Silent) I know it was really.... really stupid of to fight on my own like that. I just....You kids mean a lot to me that....I guess my instinct was telling me to take action and protect you guys....Even though I should've known that you could fight for yourselves.... I'm really sorry, kids....

Kairi: (Got Down on her knees and Give Lea a Loving Hug) Dummy. You didn't have to do all of this for us.

Sora: (Frowns Sadly as he joins in on the hug) She's right, you know....You said "We're Family", right? Well, you should know by now that families would always fight for one another so you don't have to do it all by yourself.

Riku: That's why we're being hard on you on this, Lea. Because you mean the world to everyone of us.

Roxas: You always have and you always will, man.

Lea: (Smiles Softly as he is being Engulfed by the Hugs He's receiving from his Family) Yeah....I love you guys.

Xion: We love you too, Axel. (Kiss the top of Lea's Forehead) Very much.

Isa: (Ruffles the top of Lea's Hair with a Small Smile) And that will never change.

Lea: (Chuckles Lightly) Got it memorized. Glad we had this-

Xion: HOWEVER!

Lea: Huh?

Xion: (Gives Lea a Motherly like Glare) I'm afraid we can't let this one slide, mister.

Lea: (Very Confused) I'm sorry, what now?

Xion: ('Sigh') Axel....It really pains me to say this but-

Roxas: You're grounded.

Lea: WHAT?!

Xion: You heard him. We're grounding you for at least a few weeks.

Kairi: (Nodded while Crossing her Arm) It's for your own good, Big Brother.

Lea: (Dumbfounded) This can't be happening right now...You kids can't ground me! I'm a Adult!

Ventus: We have and we did. (Shrugged) Really isn't up for decision right now.

Lea: (Turns to Isa) You're Seriously gonna to let them do this to me?!

Isa: It's like what you said back when, Lea.....(Gives Lea The Intense Glare Again) All Punishments are Absolute.

Lea: (Facepalms) Why are people like this?....

Namine: (Hugs Lea once more) It's because we love you, Lea. And we want to set a good example for you.

Lea: Uh-huh.....

Bonus

Lea, Isa, and the rest of the kids were cuddling up together after having a Movie Night Together in his apartment when suddenly.....

*Cellphone Rings*

Lea: (Silently Got up from the Cuddle Pile, Walk Towards the Kitchen, and Picks His Phone up to Face-Time) Hellooooooo.....(Starts Sweating Bullets once he sees the Disappointed Looks on Aqua and Terra's face on screen) uhhhh........Is everything alright back there or....

Aqua: (Crosses her Arm) I believe we should be asking you the same thing, Lea. Given what happened during your mission today.

Lea: The kids told you everything, didn't they?

Terra: Yep. It was right before you guys got back home safely. They were all really worried about you. Just like we are right now.

Lea: ('Sigh') Figures....

Aqua: We'll talk about this first thing tomorrow. (Frowns a Little) Right now, please take it easy for us, okay?

Lea: Yes, ma'am.

*Face-Time Ended*

Lea: (Facepalms Once More) This gonna a looooooong couple of weeks........

@26shann

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[superfluouskeys]

FOR THE PROMPT THING I WANT ZENOVIA TO SAY "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY" I NEED IT MY SOUL ACHES FOR IT

HELLOOOOOOO HERE IS THE FIRST OF A HANDFUL OF WRITES

This is like really not my genre hahahah but it just feelsright to me, so here it is! Same generaluniverse as the Malora Coffee Shop AU, and that weird holiday one-shot where Kinsaleheld Maleficent at gunpoint in a grocery store.

Zenovia often liked to entertain the multiverse theory: thatthere were an infinite number of versions of herself existing in an infinitenumber of parallel universes.  She likedto think that in one of them, she was a well-respected hermit who lived at thetop of a tall mountain, alone, with no one to bother her.

But in the real world, ends had to be met and respect had tobe maintained, and you could follow someone else's rules or you could make yourown.

"Ma'am."

Zenovia's eyes were fixed upon a little desk toy she'd setto swinging.  Tick, tock, like thependulum of a clock.

"The heist was a success, but two of your people werecaught."

Tick, tock, tick. Zenovia didn't look at him. Didn't know what his face looked like. "And?"

"And..." his voice was beginning to betray hisnerves.  Zenovia nearly smiled.  "One of them was Johnson."

Zenovia made a vague hand gesture that indicated she had noidea who Johnson was.

"J-johnson...? Your accountant?"

Zenovia looked up at last. The man's face was nondescript. She'd never remember it.  But thefear in his eyes?  That she would lookback upon with fondness.  "Are youafter Johnson's job?" she wondered lightly.

"No!  No, I--!  I only thought to warn you...if Johnson is arat, he could..."

Zenovia slammed her hands on the table as she stood to towerover him.  Not even ten in the morningand she'd already had enough of his sniveling. "All men are rats," she told him, slowly andemphatically.  "Why else would Ihave them running about in my sewers?  Ifthis Johnson you mention finds that his lips can be so easily loosened, thenso, too, can the flesh that hangs upon his bones."

"Y-yes, ma'am." The man staggered backward severalsteps, but did not depart.

Zenovia sat, reset her desk toy to swinging and steepled herfingers.  Tick, tock, tick, tock.  "Was there something else?"  She'd already forgotten his face.

"Someone else...is here to see you, ma'am."

Zenovia felt irritation flare up white-hot inside her, andlaced her fingers pointedly.  "HaveI told you before how I loathe needless communication?"

"Y-yes, ma'am." Shame her last personal assistant had gotten cocky.  She'd liked Jane.  She'd liked Jane's head between her legs evenbetter.

"Then why, if you value your position here, would yousay 'someone else' when you could give me the name of the next personwho wishes to waste my time?"

"Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.  The, uh.  The organizer.  Of the aforesaid heist.  Name given was Kinsale."

Zenovia's grip tightened. Another trifling person, and one who always seemed to dig herself intodeeper trouble just when she'd gotten herself out of it.  You could follow the rules, or you could makeyour own, and Kinsale did neither.  Zenoviaimagined crushing a windpipe between her palms.

"Ma'am?" Tick, tock, tick, tock.  "What should I tell her?"

"Send her in," said Zenovia at last, and to hersatisfaction, the man scrambled out of her office as quickly as he could.

"But, as the song goes," she amended, to no one inparticular, "bitch better have my money."