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Image ID: Two glitter texts, reading as "NIGHTMARE FACTORY – DEVLOG 0". End image ID.

Hi, I'm Garça Visconde Mirigis, and I'm VERY happy to announce that this post you're reading is the first devlog ever for my nightmare game, a 3D platformer parody of mascot horror genre! And yes, nightmare, not dream game, because making my actual dream game is way out of my current abilities at the moment!

Ever thought to yourself how different a horror game would be if our protagonist decided to help the monsters instead of... [reading a list off-screen] killing, imprisioning, sacrificing, exorcizing or even banning them to other dimensions? Because I have, for ungodly amounts of time, and after literally years I decided that the time to actually make this thing has come. Welcome to the NIGHTMARE FACTORY!

OKAY BUT WHAT IS THE SYNOPSIS?

As previously mentioned, NIGHTMARE FACTORY is a parody of mascot horror games, set in an abandoned toy factory that also used to host a theme park. You play as Vera Torres, a 57 year-old mechanic who used to work in there. One day, our dear Vera receives a call from an old coworker: The higher-ups are going to sell the factory and the theme park, but they need a good inspection, and no one is accepting the offer! Feeling a bit nostalgic and wanting to help her friend, Vera decided to help take a look inside...

... Only to discover the place is now filled with strange monsters whose leader has, somehow, decided that she's actually his mother?! But she only had one kid ever in her life...?

Yeah, Vera is CONFUSED, and it's now your duty as the player to help her figure out just what the heck is going on!

... AND WHAT THE HECK IS THE GAME ACTUALLY ABOUT?

The game is a lighthearted and pink look at mascot horror as a whole, featuring little references to other games and lots and lots of silly jokes. It is also a long love letter for the genre, because as much as I like poking fun at FNaF, it did change my life for the better and it will forever have a soft spot in my heart. I love the franchise despite it all, and making a whole game just to poke fun at it and other similar games feels stupid. No one can create a good parody if they don't love the thing they're parodying even a tiny little bit.

NIGHTMARE FACTORY is not an "aha look at how stupid this is" look at mascot horror. I want it to be as sincere as possible, and the end product needs to be honest and not ironic in the slightest in order for it to be a success.

HOWEEEVEEEER. Despite the silliness, NIGHTMARE FACTORY can and will feature grapphic imagery and disturbing content due to its nature as a horror title. Trigger and content warnings have not been currently set, but shall be added as development continues.

WHAT ARE THE ~ INSPIRATIONS ~ ?

HEHEHE. HAHAHHAA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MY FAVORITE PART!

The gameplay is inspired by the original Crash Bandicoot trilogy, Pac-Man World 1-2 and Rayman 2! These are my favorite platformers ever and I played them for hours as a kid, and since NIGHTMARE FACTORY is all about toys and childhood I figured it would be the perfect fit!

For themes and story, NIGHTMARE FACTORY is inspired by Five Nights at Freddy's, Bendy and the Ink Machine/Bendy and the Dark Revival, Tattletail, Poppy Playtime, Silent Hill 1-4, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood and the Lacey series on YouTube! Some of the themes include loss of childhood, the horrors of motherhood and girlhood, corporate corruption, trauma recovery, grief and rage.

For visuals, however? Alice: Madness Returns, Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, Strawberry Shortcake: The Sweet Dreams Game, Disney Princess' Enchanted Journey and old dress-up flash games are my references!

THE SETTING

The game is set in 2020s São Paulo, Brazil, AKA where I live, and it can and will feature elements of brazilian culture. The final version should have both english and brazilian-portuguese translations, with cultural notes being featured to help non-brazilians understand some jokes and themes better.

CURRENT SITUATION

NIGHTMARE FACTORY is currently sitting at "the single gamedev is desperate to start programming but he's busy with uni work" stage of production, but do not worry, the single gamedev is also working on the story, how level progression shall go, how the game should feel to play, and, of course, planning the mechanics, AKA the most important part of a fun game. I'll make an entire devlog detailing every single main mechanic as soon as I'm able to finally start fully working on this!

NIGHTMARE FACTORY is being made with Godot, Blender and Krita, and it will be released first for PC.

NOW A LOOK AT HOW THE SINGLE GAMEDEV IS ALREADY ANXIOUS ABOUT MAKING THE GAME

It wouldn't be a project I made without me losing my mind about it from day 0!

Nightmare Factory is a 3D platformer game, with around ~30 levels planned, divided into 5 acts/chapters/arcs/sessions. You can think as these sets of levels as Crash Bandicoot's Warped level selection, like this!

After answering some asks relating to mascot horror as a genre, I remembered a conversation I had with my amazing partner some weeks ago about how I want to release NIGHTMARE FACTORY. YES, I didn't even start programming it, but this is the type of thing I need to settle on before I build a good chunk of the game. It will be important!

But then. There's the problem: I don't like it when games are "released" but you have to pay more to get all of them. Yeah, each chapter would be super cheap so they would have a full game price when combined, but also. Do I want to do this. Do I genuinely want to do this. Like? Am I sure this is the right way to do it?????

Image ID: Screenshot of Crash Warped for the PS1, with Crash standing in front of a warp room with 5 blue buttons on the floor, each marked with a number from 1 to 5. The 6th button has the face of Tiny Tiger, signaling it to be the entrance to a boss fight level. End image id.

My first plan was to release each act separately so I could both get feedback and also have more fun, because by getting feedback I would be way less worried about messing things up + I could update things like character physics to be less wonky or more stiff in case it was a common complaint, which could change the entire level design. And also because I'm a clown and I want to make a mascot horror parody, and releasing it in chapters aligns perfectly with how I want this to go.

Anyways, this has now lead to me deciding that the game should be a "pay for it once" type of thing. I'll still release it in chapters, but the updates will be for free. Will I regret this decision because liking it or not I need money + I am an indie dev + there's nothing wrong with game devs expecting to be, y'know, PAID for their work? Absolutely so!!!!! But I think that, for now, this will be how I develop this silly game.

Anyways, this is getting long enough, so I'll finish it for now. Character introductions will be made after the gameplay-focused devlog, so see you guys soon enough! Byeeee <3

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I had a thought the beginning of a third TMNT bayverse film would've started with the turtles being 19 to 21 years old, and doing their own ASMR videos with their own youtube usernames kinda like this in my opinion 😂😂:

*whispers* Greetings my lovely students, it is I, your Sensei "the great Master Leo." And today, we will be doing a very silent meditation session today. Before we begin, please subscribe to my channel and slice the bell icon for more meditating and ninja training tutorials. Now that we got that out of the way, let us begin our session. Let me just put some relaxing music here, and we shall get started...*does meditation things in silence for the remainder of the video*

*whispers loudly* wassup you beautiful bitches! It's me your tough red headed big boy here! "Mr.Sexy Ripped Raph!" Today, I'm gonna do some quiet weight lifting and whispering dirty things in the microphone afterwards. Subscribe to my channel for more sweet ass content from me, or imma go into your house and fuck you up so good, you wont be able to walk in a full week. Now that shit is out of my system, lets do dis thang. So, prepare to have your ovaries explode!....*he prepares his weights and begins lifting them up, but they fall on top of the camera and it breaks* FFFFFFUUU- *please stand by...* 😅

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*whispers excitedly* what is up my Babes and bros! It's me your awesome, handsome, and totally cool pizza loving, sexy skateboarding gamer boy with a dazzling personality, the one, the only, "Happy-go-lucky-Mikey!" And today, we will be playing the new Crash:4 its about time! Woo hoo! Im so excited for this thing! I cannot wait to get started! And while I play, I will also silently eat some pizza while I'm at it. So let us start this awesome journey with our favorite non-verbal orange bandicoot crash himself with his magical talking mask Aku Aku, and also. Dont forget to subscribe, and check out my new merch! I got skateboards, headphones, pins, stickers, T-shirts, hoodies, and even magnets and mugs with my face all over em! Use the code: "funky-Mikey" to get 15% off of your first purchse! And now without further a do, let's get this bad boy started! *5 hours later* oh yeah! This game is so wicked peeps. *takes a bite of pizza* Mmmmm!....So good!.....*chews close to the microphone while still playing*

That's all I can think of. What do you guys think? 😂😅

@teenage-mutant-ninja-freak @tmntspidergirl @selfless1978 @memes-in-a-half-shell @the-second-circle-of-shell

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Hello! ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ I'm ibrokemybluecrayon and this is my little corner of the interwebs!! If you found me then I feel the need to introduce myself and somethings about me, so here's 10 things about me and my page!:

I am nonbinary and use they/them pronouns; you can call me Crayon or Blue if necessary!

I am an advocate for the LGBTQIA+ community and am apart of it myself; I do not tolerate squander or disrespect of anything, I do not support any P*dophilia or I*cest or the likes of it in any form, I will defend myself and others whom are apart of the LGBTQIA+ community, my page is a safe place for anyone whom seems it necessary (and if you don't like it then there's the door ->🚪)

I am a huge nerd/fan and like a lot of things; Sanders Sides, Undertale, Deltarune (esp. Spamton G Spamton), FNAF Security Breach (Sun/Moon is my favorite but I like Freddy and Monty too), TMNT (I like the Bayverse, 2012, and Rise), Video Games (I have one called Spiritfarer, Spyro Reignited Trilogy, Crash Bandicoot (I have the N-sane trilogy), Sonic Colors ultimate, LEGO games, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Minecraft, Animal Crossing New Horizons, and quite a few games on Steam as well (Terraria, Don't Starve & Don't Starve Together, Stardew Valley, Deltarune, Among Us, Starbound, Jazzpunk, Sally Face, Misfortune, Little Nightmares 1 & 2, and Fran Bow to name a few) Disney/Pixar (The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Star Wars (esp. Mandalorian) etc.), musicals/Broadway (Beetlejuice, Little Shop of Horrors, and Wicked are a few of my favorites), LEGOs, cartoons, Tim Burton (I like a lot of his movies and can't pick a favorite), Halloween, horror, sci-fi & fantasy genres, Studio Ghibli, Sonic the Hedgehog (Tails is my personal favorite (I was so excited to see him in the second Sonic movie)), Nintendo (Luigi's Mansion (and just him in general), Kirby and their many games (I've been playing Star Allies) Legend of Zelda (I main him in Smash (not the toon version)), Pokemon (I have Pokemon Black Version 2 for the Nintendo DSI, and several Pokemon cards that I've collected over the years as well as pins and other merch), Cartoon Network (Steven Universe is one of my favorites), Sam & Max: Freelance Police (the show and the videogames!), the Muppets and other puppets of the like (I like Gonzo from the Muppets, and I like a show with said puppets called Fraggle Rock), Welcome Home (and RPG created by @partycoffin and if you like horror and puppets then it's definitely worth a look!) and so much other stuff!!

I am open to asks/DMs and am always down to chat! (It can be about anything I listed above or anything else as well!!

I am a writer and artist/I draw on the side, I love to see others works and like to get ideas/inspiration from things around me or on my feed!

I am a DIY/crafter; I make/paint tiny models of things mostly!

I am a collector of a lot of stuffs; bottlecaps, soda/pop tabs, tiny toys/collectables, jewelry, etc.

I have a yellow denim vest that's Muppets themed, a Beetlejuice jacket that I'm collecting pins and patches for (it's been going on for almost 4 years now but it's a fun thing to do!), and a red denim jacket with all sorts of pins and patches on it!

I have a sweet-tooth in both food and writing (I adore fluff!); My favorite food is strawberry shortcake and my favorite drink strawberry milkshake, but I also like sour candy too!

I collect socks or all colors and patterns, a few of my favorite pairs are my Christmas Dinosaurs Pair, my Boba Fett pair, my muppet pairs (I have Fozzy, Kermit, Gonzo, and Animal), and my Spiderman pair!!

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There you have it! 10 facts about me and what I like! And if I don't see you good afternoon, good evening, and good night!! ⊂ • ▿ • つ ~★