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[queenofbaws]

I hope you're doing good!! I'd like to ask for Sam and Josh cat shenanigans

There were a lot of ways she'd pictured today going - sneezing, grumbling, swearing, dirty looks, rolling eyes, maybe even bleeding - but when Sam walked back into the room, she had to stop and give her brain a little time to process, because...this? This hadn't been on her list.

"Crates empty and ready for cleaning, your majesty," Josh said when he noticed her waiting there, his arms so full of kittens that he had to gesture with his chin instead of his hands, "your wish, my command, you know the shtick."

And...yeah, no, this just wasn't computing in her head, so she quickly nudged the door shut with her foot, dropping her voice into a joking whisper to keep the rest of the volunteers from hearing her as she asked, "I-I'm sorry, how did you, of all people, convince a bunch of feral kittens to chill like that?!"

She realized a moment too late that she'd walked right into his trap; Josh's eyes flashed, a corner of his mouth quirked up, and God was she glad she'd shut that door, because she didn't want to think of how the other volunteers - or the shelter staff themselves - might've reacted to hearing his matter-of-fact, "You know me, Sammy, pussy magnet supreme."

"All right," she groaned, "keep that act up and you're going in the crate."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!