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jackals-ships · 4 months

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scampering noises b4 i sleep i had. an alduin thot. SPECIFICALLY it's jackal trying to get him to play act Being A Normal Ass Person Sorta Kinda so it's. so it's a fancy lil dinner party thing

and half of it is jackal teaching him how to Use Hands To Hold Spoons and the other half is "local dragon god inexplicably knows Only how to sass and subtly mock local dragonborn more at 11"

#jackals barks #ship: make me your deity #canon is whatever is sexiest at the moment #and whats sexiest at the moment is the concept of alduin getting one of the servants to bring them just. raw fuckin meat #and theyre affronted bc a) RUDE b) they weren't gonna eat in front of him bc of the whole mask thing #and they dont have a Chance to hiss at him before hes All Up In Their Business #head right next to theirs informing them he'd been wondering why they smelled like the kennels all the time #<- dragonborn!jackal is a werewolf for context btw #also he asks why they dont hunt with the others and they tell him its bc they scare the others bc they have The Og Strain of puppyboy pox #courtesy of hircine going }:3 mine now #and THEY know how to show empathy to others when they know they look scary unlike HIM #and hes just 'Hm. Do you?' '...what does that mean-' 'Feel empathy. Or you just very good at pretending.'#<- local dragon god reads dragonborn for filth immediately gets jumped

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