#he's the smoothest and the gauchest bitch on the entire planet
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i'll objectify, woobify, malewify, babygirlify, darkfuckprincify that old man as i damn please, this is MY all-you-can-blorbify buffet
#behold!#he can do it all!#he's the smoothest and the gauchest bitch on the entire planet#he's mysterious AND pathetic#he's suave AND bursting at the seams#at ONCE#depending on my mood
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