#he's the bessttt

[stargazerspringles]

Merry belated Christmas! I rise from my tsp grave to offer a gift!

Here’s an unfinished drawing of Neil as Hatsune Miku from the vocaloid chain :’)

[gutsheapofrawiron]

aventurine is so real actually if i ended up having to work together with a guy like dr. ratio i wouldn't be able to stop tryna get a rise out of him at every opportunity either

[klance-headcanons-official]

PAPA I WANT MORE MOVIE (Galra!keith x normal human Lance) (pretty please 💜🫶)

Have I become a father now? coolio

(please forgive my usage of fic-mode, it's the only way i know how to write this out.)

"You're an asshole!!" Lance yells. His fists are clenched tight at his sides, "You disappear for months and then have the audacity to act like everything is normal?!!?"

Keith reaches out in hopes of consolation, but Lance only moves away. "I didn't mean to worry you-"

"Worry me!? You did so much more than just worry me! I thought you were dead, Keith! I thought--" His breath hitches and he falls quiet, silent sobs make their way into the back of his throat. "I thought I would never see you again..."

Lance throws his fists against Keith's chest, with brittle tears dripping from his eyes. He wants so badly to hurt him the way he had been hurt, and yet, all he can find himself doing is wrapping his arms around Keith's neck and melting into him.

"I'm here now..." He whispers, "I won't ever leave you again..." He wraps one arm around Lance's waist, and brushes through his hair with his free hand.

"..."

"Why did you?"

"It's... complicated... The Blade called for me, and I had to answer. If I had focused on anything but the mission, we wouldn't have succeeded..."

"But you could have told me before you left..."

"You were sleeping... I didn't have the heart to wake you.."

Lance sighs, snuggling into the crook of Keith's neck, "Stupid Galra... You may be strong, and sure, you live longer than humans, and it's harder for thing to kill you and all that, but you know, I'm always going to worry about you... You can't just.. run away.. without saying anything..."

"I'm sorry."

"The least you can do is outlive me... I know you'll be alive decades after I die... So stay alive, and live with me... And seriously, stop running off, you careless moron..."

"..."

"..."

"Lance?"

"What?"

"I love you.."

"... I love you, too..."

ackkk

I'm sorry i know this is basically normal Klance with a little Galra stuff but i did my bessttt

[blueysobssesions]

Headcannons about Cat!Leon 🥰😭😍

(Ctto)

-YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS <3!!!! Omfg- LOOK I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HIS CUTEE 🥺🥺

-Having Leon Kennedy as a cat is a dream come true! 🥺

-Waking up with him always the bessttt<3 Him snugled up to you, his face on your chest and his fluffy ears almost touching you chin

-Sadly, he doesn't have a tail which Leon is relieved because it will be frustrating for him to put on his police uniform

-You are the only one who can pet/touch his ears. IT WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR HIM if one of his co-workers or friends does it instead of you

-At first you were expecting him to be a dog because it definitely fits him (Golden Retriever Boi). You would imagine him obeying your orders and he would let out a smol growl when somebody is toooo close to you >:(

-His ears are definitely fluffy asf- you would always snuggle on it and sometimes nibble it making Leon let out a smol whine ong

-Must protect this precious baby boi

-Head rubs/pats makes him go to sleep. So if you find him in the middle of the night watching TV or just doing his paperwork head rubs is the best and cutest way to make him sleep with you

-He's definitely always sleepy, you would find him sleeping in the bed, couch, and even in the floor! (Idk why) but when he's on duty he'll try to keep up, don't worry he'll get a lot of sleep before going to work

[hshouse]

LEWIS POKING FUN AT THE PRESENTER WHO INTRODUCED HIM AS “SAM CAPALDI” 😭

HE IS THE BESSTTT EVERRR 😭😭😭😭

hi bby,

I want to date this man so badly

[electrosweaters-arts]

14 for the ask thing 👀

14) What do you think of jekyll? Do you think he’s a bad person?

Well *I* think Jekyll's just like me, he just like me for real. HOWEVER, I think he also just kinda sucks.

He's a nuanced character but my Surface Level take on Jekyll is, he wanted to do all the things he did as Hyde -> Jekyll is as bad a person as Hyde, Jekyll is a murderer, Jekyll trampled a child, etc.

However...To ME... He is like that due to...The Circumstances. Something Something daddy issues turn you into a people pleaser mommy issues make you fucking insane and Jekyll has Both. + also Victorian man how did they make you soooo very repressed.

Also I just personally don't think Hyde was Intended to be as fucked up as he turned out based off Jekyll's statement of the case and Jekyll got kinda more and more disconnected from his actions as he got away with more and more as Hyde(+ also Hyde destroys some of Jekyll's things like his father's portrait which...I'm a Jekyll daddy issues truther so to ME that was Hyde letting out emotions Jekyll didn't even KNOW he was repressing so...) . Definitely he still Did That, everything Hyde Does in the book IS Jekyll's fault but I don't think Jekyll's whole intention to create Hyde was to go out and trample children.

This is probably not the BESSTTT explanation of my thoughts on Jekyll but this is already getting long so its like, a sparknotes of my psychoanalysis of that man + I tried to take out as many of my own personal headcanons as I could. So yeah, not my FULL thoughts on that man or his morality but like, a sparknoted version.

A jekyll doodle from my files for the trouble

[taehungies]

his smile makes me happy 

[mypoisonedvine]

soft sleepy sex with our favorite brucie? 🥺 I just know that shit slaps

I'm 80% sure you're talking about bruce wayne but it gets tricky bc I write bruce banner too lmaooooo

but yes I agree it would be the bessttt! nsfw under the cut obviously! (still pretty wholesome tho just slightly free use kink, morning sex and emotional/intimate sex)

there were so many nights where he came home far too tired to do anything but collapse in bed beside you. you were lucky if he got all of his elaborate armor off first; there were times where you woke up to him passed-out, half-bat, next to you in the bed. it always made you smile.

but waking up like this, with his lips on your neck and his hands on your hips, always made you gasp softly. because some nights, after coming home and maybe getting an hour or two of sleep just before dawn, he needed to feel you-- feel something. and you always told him he was free to take whatever he needed from you; he knew you'd stop him if you didn't want it, and you never did. sometimes he just needed to feel good in some basic, primal way. a lot of the things that brought joy, peace, or pleasure to normal people didn't work for bruce... he'd trained himself to be free of almost all attachments and desires. but some things run too deep to be forgotten.

"bruce," you whispered into the empty air of the room, still dark but starting to glow that orangey-grey of the early morning. he whispered your name back to you, saying it like it was the most sacred prayer, and you couldn't fight the shiver that ran over your skin.

you felt the heat of him pressing against you, calloused hands starting to spread your legs. you nodded slightly against the silk pillow, gasping louder when he filled you-- slow and patient, taking time to let you adjust. you squeezed his hand when it was okay to move, even though you still winced from the slightest sting. it was worth it, though, to hear him let out a sigh of relief, so deep it must have come straight from his soul. both of you relaxed and sank into the bed, sank into each other, and he moved with no rush and no hunger and no force, just gently rocking you with each thrust and filling you until there was nothing left.

sometimes it started like this and ended up fast and needy and sweaty, panting into each other's mouths, feeling his teeth leave marks over your neck and shoulders... not today. today he never sped up, never whispered filth in your ear; he just held you, and let your body soothe him until you both found a slow, gentle peak of your pleasure together. it was unexpectedly beautiful, impossible to measure in time as you were sort of left between wakefulness and sleep the whole way through; half-dreaming, even.

he didn't pull out after he'd filled you, he simply laid down fully again and pulled your back into his chest. you lifted his hand to your lips to kiss it before relaxing back into sleep again yourself; you hoped he felt as safe as you did, as whole. inside you, surrounded by you, head filled with the scent of you and arms embracing you-- this was the only way he slept dreamlessly, no nightmares, no memories, no pain. that was what was so amazing to him: you didn't just help him when he was awake, but even asleep you soothed his soul. and bruce needed that more than anything, so he held you close with no intention to ever let you go.

[deviliciousdev]

✨appreciation post for the types✨

- from your local intp🖤

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✨The Intuitives ✨

entj (the commander)

Where to even start, as an intp i have a special place in my heart for entjs and that place is my whole heart. Your ambitious nature makes you charming and intriguing, but the fact that you're secretly a nerd and love learning new things no matter what the topic (and are a whole baby✨ aka the little spoon) is the reason you're simultaneously the intp's best friend and soul mate. 💖

p.s you're not mean, you're hilarious, and i love that you're the best out of all the types at roasting people.

entp (the debater)

ah yes the other half to the "nerds of chaos" dynamic duo. your determination and open mind, provide for some of the best times. if two types were ever the most similar to the point of twins, it would be the entp x intp best friend dynamic. truly there is no one i trust more to tell literally anything to. you're someone who will never belittle or judge in high horse way. but still be honest and leave nothing out. if you feel a way you say it, with no guessing or game playing. and your humor and pet peeves are the exact same as the intp's and as i'm sure you'll agree. being able to hate the same things and laugh at little kids eating shit (even though we're not suppose to 💀) is the pinochle of best friend twinning. (at least for xntps lol)

intj (the architect)

ohhhh, you, you little minx. and i know you hate being called that, which is why it would be your contact in my phone. your lowest points are probably the thing intp's (unlike everyone else), like the most. you know what i mean... don't pretend you don't... *whispers* your lil melt downs, when ya get real serial killery... *snorts with laughter* oh don't worry you're still the superior being. 😏 in all honesty what would the intp be without you... that was rhetorical! stop listing things! anyway, your organized methodical approach is so satisfying. and your smooth intellectual burns that go over most people's heads, brings true peace to all NTs souls. thank you for your service. 🙏

enfj (the protagonist)

you're the main character. and i mean really. when you're at your best, at a large scale, you can lead generations, save those in need, do some seriously rob stark from game of thrones type shit (the most beloved stark by the people and the best leader tbh) on a small scale, you motivate those around you to charge into battle even when we literally just live in the city and are trying to get through college and the corporate world. 💀 even the rogue, pride themselves on being individuals intps, would follow you into the fire. and it's not just because of your charisma either, you actually think in big terms and care about things and people. keep being the king/queen in north (what they called rob stark when he fought for the North's independence)

enfp (the campaigner)

ok not gonna lie, i was so excited to get to yours... you are so incredibly enthusiastic and confident and some how self deprecating at the same time. you are genuinely fun. like the definition of fun. if you were a dog you'd be a golden retriever. no matter how bad things get, you are the one that can make someone smile. your laugh is infectious and no one and i mean no one, can make an intp laugh soooo hard like you can. you can make anything interesting. your idealistic humor has had me crying laughing in the canned foods isle of a grocery store, while you held onto the cart holding a can of bean sprouts, even though we were there getting ingredients for waffles and french toast... like how did we even get on that isle?? why were you holding a can of bean sprouts?? who's to know when you're both intuitive perceivers. ilysm, never ever change. 🖤

infj (the advocate)

you're the best person to go to for advice. genuinely. no matter what you think about yourself (that day lol). you see things in people that they don't even see in themselves. you care about those around you so much to the point you don't like talk about your own troubles. it takes time for you to open up, but when you do, you can be just as weird and hilarious as intps and sometimes more so. we always have fun doing seemingly mundane things like watching crappy horror movies or making frozen pizza. you plan THEE most incredible parties and activities. like seriously some of the best holiday/travel memories i have came from your mind and your company. you bring a gentle order to the chaos of life. my thanks for your being and your infj services transcends words. so i'll just say fannnkksss 😁.

infp (the mediator)

the most opposite and simultaneously most similar to the intp. you are thhheeeee bessttt. you make everyone around you feel comfortable. i can always come to you when i feel like i'm losing my fucking mind and you always know how to explain emotions and human interactions to me. not to mention giving some real slap in the face advice that is much needed! so helpful, one of the best wingmen/match makers, and probably the funniest type when drunk (next to entj). you can chill and watch movies all day or go out to a winery and have a great time. i swear no one is more quotable. we still say hilarious words or sayings you've said years ago and has now been developed into our everyday vernacular. people seriously underestimate you and you do the most and never look for praise or self-aggrandizing ass kissing. you are the LAST person to be a teacher's pet and are one of the most selfless people i know. keep doin you boo 👻

*stay tuned for a letter to the sensors✨*

[limerental]

(part 1) Imagine you're Yennefer and you're 14 years old at a shitty magic school with a bunch of other girls with terrible attitudes just like you, and right now it's after midnight and you're all sitting in a circle in your dorm room looking at a shitty book with shitty spells in it and one of those spells is supposed to "make a man stiff and ready to perform his husbandly duties" you all laugh at this, make fun of those sad sad pathetic man and it's a fun night with the girls all around

(part 2) Time jump to now and you're a powerful sorcerress with a newly aquired witcher boyfriend and it's fresh and fun and couple of months go by and you meet you're boyfriend in some forgotten little town right after he finished one of his contracts and his eyes are all black, and he's kind of sweaty and dirty but he still looks super hot and you put the moves on him beacuse wow what a catch but then he looks away and kind of sighs a little bit embarresed that potions are very toxic

(part 3) and that drinking like three of them at once doesn't really lend itself to having fun times in the bedroom and at that moment you are blasted into the memory of giggling with the girls about impotent old man and you realize that you have to perform that spell on your stupid boyfriend beacuse he basically slammed down like three bottles of bleach and now his dick doesn't work and you feel like really old but also really glad you're a sorcerress beacuse geralt looks really delicious

Listen, I am imagining it and I would like to say alskjf;laskdfj Yennefer’s long-suffering “oh my god Geralt you are so sad and pathetic” sigh

But the bessttt outcome for this is that Yen does the spell and it’s weeirdd and Geralt is still all embarrassed and off-kilter so nobody has a good time. She undoes the spell and instead........ they cuddle (she will NEVER admit that this was actually quite nice or that it was her idea)

[seoultraveller]

You’re the sweetest!!😭💕 But same here I love reading what you’re writing and it’s just fun having these conversations 🥰 Ahh, I see :( See it as a learning process maybe? But life is tricky :// (Smh, recess time must be even more annoying🥱)

Omg yes absolutely!! Don’t worry didn’t sound creepy😆 I can understand that though 😂 My hair started getting curly a couple of years ago so it’s been a long learning process ! I’m still learning though because my hair does not want to listen to me lolll it’s the hair who’s in charge 😅 and thank you !! Exactly, I wasn’t too scared once I was in school so that was a relief :)) YESS ITS THE BEST SLEEPING IN !!!!

Yesss go ahead marry him he’s good looking and he seems like a good dude😌✨ Though looking at others charts is so fun omggg it can really tell a lot about a person 👀

And omg thank you for always reading what I publish, it really means a lot🥺 AGH YOURE THE BESSTTT ;((💕💕

OMG BTWWW DID YOU SEE THE PERFORMANCE PREVIEW ??? IM STUNNED LIKEEE WOOOOW

💖 💗 💝

No~ you are!! 🥺 Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I’m falling. ... (either in love 🥰 or in obsession 🙃 with the soccer player & SAN! 😬) Yes, yes; I’ll do my best to see it as a learning process. Anything could pretty much be a learning process. How was your week overall though?

Play by Play of My Week: I arrive at the wrong side of the school and have to walk all the way across campus to the office. Once there, I tell them that I have been re-assigned to work there. One of the two ladies in the office says, “Oh, that’s funny. You’re not on our list.” In my head I am screaming 😡 NOT ON YOUR LIST! SO WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE EXACTLY!!! 🤬 They give me a map, because I was such a lost little one on the first day 🥺, and told me where to go. I arrive at the classroom and the teacher asks if I am set to be a one-on-one. I PROMPTLY say NO. NEVER WILL I EVER AGREE TO BE A ONE-ON-ONE. Too stressful. I’ve seen what it’s like first-hand, and some of these students beat up and hit their one-on-one aides. Listen I ain’t the mothafuckin’ one, two, or three FUCK THAT! The first day was easy. I just sat on my laptop, because although we are in-person, COVID restrictions still have to be in place. This whole entire thing is stupid. The second day I noticed that there are 7 aides (adults) in the class. Only three out of 12 students (in the class overall) signed up for in-person instruction but only two showed up all week. The ratio is soooo~ fucking off! Wednesday comes and I’m just chilling at that point because we are in a hybrid system. Wednesdays we are at home, online all day. Thursday, one of the aides struggles with the use of electronics and had an emotional meltdown on top of personal problems at home. I felt really bad for her. But only bad enough to WANT to go to the administration office and tell them all to FUCK OFF! (Would never do that because I have car payments to make 😉) On Thursday, the teacher actually bought us all lunch and it was pretty delicious!! Friday, we got to go home early and didn’t have to attend afternoon collaboration so 🙌 🙌 🙌. Over the course of the week I am less upset with the team that I immediately work with and more upset with administration in the district office. Anyway... ☺️

Okay good. I know that it can come across that way sometimes, not necessarily creepy, but weird... That’s interesting 🤔 So was your hair always straight up until recently? 🧐 It makes me wonder if that’s genetic. 😂😂 Yeah~ the hair is always in charge!! 😂😂

LOL 😂 I believe anything’s possible because we’re both human (🤞🏾if you ever see a black girl losing her shit over Son Heung Min... it’s me), but he’s dated Miss Korea and a few other k-pop idols. Little Ole’ Me ... can’t compete. 🥺 like... 🥺🥺 Yeah it can!! Looking at someone’s chart and thinking hmmm... 🤔 you could see how that works in someone’s life. It’s really interesting. His Cancer Venus ✨real fucking cute✨ but I think I like him more for his dedication and character. 😉 ☀️ ☺️

Of course!!! 🥺 ❤️ 🥰 💕

SAN NEEDS TO.............. [redacted] !!! TONIGHT!!! His part was so~ smooth. FIX ON! 🥺 bro~ stop! 😭 Yunho went on full-attack! I had to close my eyes. Black-haired Yeosang needs to stay. FOREVER!

[otterplusharchive]

ep 46 thoughts oh good fucking god what the fuck is going on

- jgy i hate you so much u literally sicken me

- on one hand im glad everyone is like YEAH FUCK JGY but i feel like storming golden unicorn tower might not be the best plan also its so wild that theyre like ohhhhh mister wei pleaaase handle this for us :(( the yiling patriarch is the bessttt with handling things about the tiger seal like bro you were trying to kill him yesterday and now ur kissing his ass?? ok

- i love wwx and lwj going into the ancestral temple together but im so mad hearing about the shit madam yu put wwx through. i already knew she was an abusive mother from how she treated jc and everything that happened when shit went down at the lotus pier but oh my abuse survivor rage flared up

- everything about the fight between wwx and jiang cheng hurts so much im so mad at jiang cheng for saying all that like what the fuck. thats your brother. we KNOW that you still care about him we can see it in your face. why are you acting like this. jyl was wwxs sister too the lotus pier was wwxs home too hes not an outsider this was his home and hes paying respects to his family which u are a part of jiang cheng god. when he tried to whip wwx and lwj blocked him. fuck

- wen ning is SO brave the moment of him continuing to stand up again and again after jiang cheng knocks him over is so powerful because hes going to MAKE jiang cheng understand just how much his brother has sacrificed for him. i love wen ning so much.

- the entire golden core realization is just. its so impactful and so heart breaking. to see jiang chengs complete denial and realization and break down and flashing back to how hes belittled his brother and doubted his brother now realizing just how much wwx has sacrificed for him. it hurts so much

- wen ning and lwj talking about lan sizhui had me so emotional this entire episode is just punching me in the face over and over. also wwx just being so gently cradled in lwjs arms? i cant believe this

- hmmm jgy what the fuck are you up to you awful fucker

- DoNT BULLY WEN NING!!!

[capncronchnberries]

Yess Hockey Mattie is the bessttt. Like before going on the ice he's like haha I'm so excited!! Hope we'll all have fun! :))) But then he gets into the game and he goes completely 180 and it's just absolute CARNAGE. Like this boy was discovered by vikings years before France ever showed up and even before that he had to live in the Northern wilderness so I'd imagine he'd know how freeze himself over when he needs to (Also if you drew Hockey RusCan I'd cry I love ur art)

mattie’s a fuckin badass and it’s a shame no one knows it

[maryroses]

archie, betty, dickhead fuckstick demon child

Archie

How I feel about this character: Soulless ginger idc about. Archie 2015 is better. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: No one tbh. I did read some of the digest story of him with Valerie though and liked it. Archie/Betty in Archie (2015) was cute.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Archie/Jug because Jug will drop much needed truth bombs when he’s garbage.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t know any opinions about him tbh. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Umm that he’d actually take Jug’s advice??? lmao 

Betty

How I feel about this character: My #1 homegirl who deserves so much better at times. She’s so nice but would still beat your ass. She’s got spunk!!! Also I 100% relate to Archie (2015) Betty’s tomboy vs. girly girl thing.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Dilton (Archie 2015), Jug (Riverdale, in the classic -style comics sometimes), Archie (Archie 2015)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Betty and Jug are bessttt frieeenddsss and ammmaaazzzinnnggggggggggg. I adore them. Jug loves her tbh and makes sure she gets treated the way she should. Betty does the same for him. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t ship her with Veronica. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: That what’s going on with her in Archie (2015) right now wasn’t happening. 

Dickhead Fuckstick Demon Child (Jug)

How I feel about this character: Precious disaster garbage baby!!!!! He was a big part of my childhood when I read this shit. When I stopped reading the comics for like 12 or so years, I still looked back on him fondly. I love him when he’s trashy, but I genuinely do admire his ability to 1.) give zero fucks 2.) like…sleep well. and 3.) be brutally honest when it is needed. Riverdale Jug is hilarious tbh. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Midge (Life with Archie: The Married Life), Toni (classic-style comics. The ship that almost was???) Betty (Riverdale, classic-style comics sometimes), Reggie (Archie’s Weird Mysteries, classic-style comics sometimes)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Betty/Jug see above!!! Others are the Jug/Trula Twyst and Jug/Veronica rivalries, Jug/drums, Jug/food. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: I ship him with chicks. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: With the way the canon is really kind of a mess regarding Jug with sexuality I wish there was a version where he doesn’t know what’s going on re: his sexuality because it’s all over the place and weird. 

[spootsaline]

>Eighty pounds each? That's quite a bit of leg! Yeah you're not sure you can carry that and all of him too. You consider yourself decently strong, but not...that strong.

"Thoosee are quiteee heavy! Yesss I would agreee magiccc might be bessttt in this caseee!"

>He's...been like that for months!? You had only assumed a few days, maybe a couple weeks at most, given how easy he was taken down.

"Months..!? Oooohh dearrrr that'ssss quiteeee a bitttt longerrr than I hadddd assummmedddd...."

chirp-trolls​:

“Oh! I meannnt my hiveee, but yesss I thinkkk trying to get youuu movvving firsstt is bessst.”

>You say this not knowing how exactly how to go about it. Can…you pick him up? He’s still all so…hurt everywhere? You get up and circle him as he seems to be looking for something.

“I could tryyy carrying you? I miggghhht not beee the strongggestsss but I miggghhttt be stronggg enouuugh—Or use my magiccc?”

>You’re sure you have enough to just…float him there if he doesn’t resist too much, or have a fear of heights. You’re also afraid you can’t offer much in terms of days or places. All you know is that the place, the forest is yours, and days are largely irrelevant to your general exitance.

“I don'ttt typicallyyyy keeep track offf the dayssss I’m afraaaiiddd. Theyyy just commmeeee by and goooo. Theeeyyy areeen'tttt typicallly relevaaaant to my exxxissstannceee—Buttt we are inn well, a forresttt. What I considerrr myyy foresttt, but I don'tttt think that’s…usefull inforrrmationnn.”

“[…These_legs_weigh_something_like_eighty_pounds_each_so…Yeah,_magic_might_be_good.]”

> You’re not afraid of heights, somehow, but you don’t want to be dropped. Or just be heavy for her to carry.

“By my reckoning, it’s been several months…Or perigees, whatever term you trolls use- Since your awakening.”

> Nairu pipes up. You stare at him and process that.

“[…You’d_better_be_lying.]”

“You would know if I were.”

> Fuck.

> What about your fucking rent?!

[crocviscera]

God he's the bessttt