#he's surprisingly susceptible to chicken noises lol

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

my father's the worst, he was giving out AGAIN about everything so i was making jokes to ease the tension and one of my stand-by bits is self-deprecation so after making an Unsubtle Comment i shouted 'THE JOKE IS AGORAPHOBIA' (its me i'm agoraphobia) and my mam laughed bc she understood the joke but HE goes 'i always thought ''agrophobia'' was a fear of farms, u know, ''agro-culture''' so since i always commit to the bit i said 'ah that's ''agRI-culture'', easy mistake to make' and HE

gets all HUFFY and GRUMBLY like ''''eAsY miStAke to mAke'', right 😒😒😒' and NOW he's having a sulk and playing with the paper shredder bc he likes to make a lot of noise when he's cross. probably bc he knows my hearing is. extremely sensitive. NORMALLY i would not attribute to maliciousness what is more easily attributed to stupidity BUT since he always assumes that EVERYTHING I DO is SPECIFICALLY to annoy him, i can only conclude that he operates on the same logic. and is therefore. being annoying. for fun 😒😒😒