#he's stuck in a three-way finger trap with his bff and a man he cannot stand. and also. the other two are actively fucking

[billseacaster]

rewatching ofmd episode three, and it’s really hilarious how Izzy has been trying to drive a wedge between Stede and Blackbeard since before the two even met. dude keeps reporting back to his boss like, “yeah, stede told you to go fuck yourself,” because he's sick of his boss’s weird crush and wants to get back to pirating already. but no, man, you have only made Stede more intriguing. you are unintentionally acting as a wingman right now. ed loves being told to go fuck himself