#he's so unironically slay ngl

[cgspirl]

[butters voice] i-i'm makin' propaganda! :3

professor chaos my beloved <3

[beiasluv]

yes, and? | f1 d!lfs

a/n: Ariana popped tf off with that house music, but ngl I have mixed feelings abt her allegations. don’t be a homewrecker bitches 😘

aussiegrit

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aussiegrit Ride a Porsche, save a horse…😆 yourinsta

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fernandoalo_official nice caption 🙌🤣

aussiegrit got a smart gal 😊😂

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yourinsta

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yourinsta ride or die (literally) 😙

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jensonbutton

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jensonbutton off seasonal things 🤣.

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yourinsta

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aussiegrit buying a new one is

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f1gossips

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f1gossips Ricciardo, Vettel, Button, Alonso, and Ln spotted in a holiday in Ibiza, Spain. More attendants to be confirmed.

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yourinsta

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sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel trip dump or whatever the kids say?

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yourinsta correcto

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f1gossips

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f1gossips Mark Webber and David Coulhart spotted at the Porsche convention, Melbourne, Australia. Lando Norris confirmed in joining the Ibiza trip last week as seen with a fan at a restaurant

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yourinsta

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[shippostsandshitposts]

heyyyy anyone who still follows me from my arrowverse days. guess who just made a barry allen playlist?

deadass i make very few Real Character™ playlists cuz i'm always worried someone's gonna "erm actually" me, so a lot of them are private or just of my own characters BUT. spotify has a very sad deficit of barry allen playlists (at least ones that i liked) SO here is one, take it and run.

[link] in case the big embed thing doesn't work

( also bonus random reasoning bs under the cut if you'd like )

songs that i wish i'd seen more of on some of the playlists i did find (& that i added here):

30/90 (tick tick boom): let this man be the theater dork he is!! also the vibes are very barry, i'm sorry, they just are

back in time (huey lewis & the news): it's here for the bit. but also back to the future just REALLY fits for him

running on empty (jackson browne): also here for the bit. but like ALSO, really good song!! and fits him really well!!

i melt with you (modern english): "i'll stop the world & melt with you" is just. *chefs kiss* PERFECT

weird science & running on a treadmill (oingo boingo): let the man listen to more weird shit. ALSO it's called running on a treadmill. good shit.

stuff that i added because i'm a self-indulgent lil shit:

not strong enough (boygenius): i like torturing the guy too. if you scroll down far enough (PLEASE DONT), you'll see i used to write the flash fanfic. it was bad, but i wrote it.

silver stars (water for elephants): it's literally him. like, actually, that's grant gustin. and also water for elephants slays, go listen to the whole soundtrack. i love the opening song dearly.

too much time on my hands (styx): unironically my favorite styx song and the vibes are also just so lovely

should have known better (sufjan stevens): i'm personally slowly entering my sufjan stevens phase and i'm projecting this song onto him

a lot of the happy fits songs (especially she wants me (to be loved) & little one): they're probably my favorite band and i love them, so they're here because i said so.

a lot of paramore songs (especially escape route & still into you): also probably one of my favorite bands and also because i said so. you get what you get, man

a lot of simon & garfunkel songs (especially the boxer & homeward bound): loml paul simon, i adore paul simon's music and i think barry would too ngl. good shit good shit.

i also did add a lot of stuff i was seeing in other spotify playlists (poker face, iris by the goo goo dolls, anything grant sang on glee, etc etc) but there was too much ehhh out there that i really just wanted to make my own. so, uh, i'm pretty happy with it, i send it forth, please take my bs <3

(also if you are actually here cuz you still follow me from my arrowverse days, i love you so much oh my god, PLEASE send me a dm or something, i miss my arrowverse days sm & i miss all of y'all)

[ebiemidnightlibrarian]

Oh, it's already that time of the year.

Hello, there!

Yeah, it's been a while since I posted something, but the thing is, I was just crawling out of the shitty pit I'm in when very suddenly my father fell seriously ill. Now I'm once again spiralling into my anxious pit.

But I'm a bit cheered up by the spooky season (even tho we don't have those around here). So, I decided to share some playlists, (a couple of creepy characters playlists and MORE), I've collected over the years and I hope they make your spooky season a bit more spooky.

Well, let's get started!

♱

First of all, we have the playlist I made for my darling Jerry Dandridge, I shared it a while ago, but tbh it's one of my all-time favourites. It has the vibes of the film and fits the vibes of the character, I just love it.

I'm still mad that Spotify doesn't have the Fright Night music theme by 'the J. geils band' nor the INCREDIBLE theme 'come to me' (both the singing and instrumental version) by brad fiedel. So if I had to say something is missing in this one, I would say these three songs.

Now, this man has taken over my life for almost THREE WHOLE YEARS, and I gotta thank Mike Flanagan for this. I know you already know of whom I'm talking about. Our beloved poor lil meow meow and vampire priest Father Paul.

He lives in my head rent-free ever since he screamed “HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?!” into Riley's face. I honestly think I could fix him, or at least fuck him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next is a trash can of a man and has made me question my sanity and my moral compass, and I think that's full Hamish acting skills fault. Well, our favourite unhinged wolf man, John Tyler.

You know, I had two stalkers during my school years, and I think that definitely affected me, anyway I like to believe it's the look of those puppy eyes that had me.

Talking about stalking psychopaths, I think I have a historic, bc David Dastmachian's performance as MacGyver nemesis on the remake of the series changed me on a molecular level. That's right, I'm talking about everybody's favourite hitman, Murdoc!

Yeah, that leather trench coat and black high neck has me on my knees. Also, unironically, mama bear Murdoc it's actually very sexy.

Now my dearest, we get to the new stuff, this I haven't posted yet for some unknown reason, but it's time to let them see the moonlight!

Ngl, Lily Rabe has so may Iconic roles on AHS that I HAD to make her something. So, to my AHS lovers, we have a playlist full of eerie and sacrilegious songs to our favourite possessed nun!

Nobody can convince me that AHS: Asylum isn't the best season from the series, honestly, I always re-watch during the spooky season and always slays.

I'm a fan of themed/pov playlists, I find them very immersive, so I'm always doing them when I have the chance, so, in one of these opportunities, I did a 80s slasher pov playlist, that has such a cool vibe! I hope you guys feel the same!

This one is dedicated to the nostalgia boost that the 80s slashers are to me.

And for the last, but not leat, my Ultimate Halloween Playlist™, it has some of my favourite songs from each one of those playlists, and I'm always adding more. Which are your ultimate spooky season playlist? I'll love to know!

Well, I think that's all for now, have fun everyone and be safe!! Lots of love!!