#he's sitting in my lap as i type this.. he is great company ngl

[freakingpeepseverywhere]

so it is clear to me, y'all have never seen the chicken run cuddle pillows

[bigdealofficial]

heyyyy babeeeeee can u gimme hc of the paladins with a very excited and childlike s/o? pls bb

Eyyyy, thanks for being my first request! I hope these headcanons please you.

Shiro:

He gets concerned because of your childlike behaviour so he’s always looking out for you incase you:

Try to touch, eat, or smell something that you shouldn’t.

Do or say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people.

Trust someone or something that you really shouldn’t.

He pretty much acts like a dad as well as a boyfriend towards you.

He’ll make sure you take care of yourself and your responsibilities.

Fussing over you helps him not get hung up over his own worries and problems.

Protective hugging all the way! You can’t tell me he’s not a protective hugger!

He’s got an arm on you at all times in public. If not, he makes sure you’re always within his field of vision.

He just likes to have you close really.

You’re really intrigued by his robot arm, so he lets you fiddle with it as much as you like when he’s not actively using it.

Of course you play with his hands too!

It keeps you out of trouble and lets him know you’re nearby so he’s all for it. 

Now he’s picked up the habit from you and you both play with each others hands.

You beg and beg for him to take you out for rides in the black lion (when he pilots it).

You don’t always get your way, but every now and then he’ll give in.

Keith:

Ngl he gets a little annoyed by your antics.

Childlike wonder and curiosity isn’t always endearing, but in the end he usually ends up laughing when you do something stupid.

He tries to keep you out of trouble but gets in trouble himself.

He gets confused by your more childish ideas of having fun (playing pranks, using items in unconventional ways, etc).

He may warn you that you shouldn’t be doing this, or tell you to act your age.

Until another of Team Voltron gets in on it, then he comes along.

Sometimes he’ll come around on his own, but not often.

Man, you are cuddly.

When he returns after a mission you tackle him like an excited dog does and he gives you a little spinning hug.

You think his Marmora blade and how it changes from a knife to a sword is soooo cool!

He definitely won’t let you handle it, but he offered to let you look at it as much as you wanted.

He started to regret it after an hour of you asking him to make it transform over and over. 

At first he thought your interest in it was cute, and was happy to show it off a little. But he thought you’d be tired of it after the 5th time.

You manage to bring out the child in him sometimes when he’s relaxed and willing to let his guard down.

Hunk:

We know Hunk is a sweet sweet cooking boi, so let’s get that out of the way.

You looooove to watch him cook and he loves his little helper!

You mix things, hand him ingredients, and taste EVERYTHING no matter what.

You should really stop tasting things before they’re ready but you never do.

He loves your reactions to food you like and dislike because your reactions are cute and over the top.

Always happy to try recreating your favourite foods from back home. 

It doesn’t always work out but anything you don’t eat makes for food fighting material.

Of course you two clean up the mess afterwards.

You tried to watch him programming something with Pidge, but you got bored after 5 minutes, so you use the time to be close to him instead.

You give him ideas when he gets stuck on a coding problem.

He gives you smooches and hugs when they work.

You can spend full hours cuddled up to him lulled to sleep by the sound of him typing away.

Watching him work on machines is more fun because you get to interact with him while he works.

You hand him things he needs, and bring him snacks when he’s working on something for a long time.

Every now and then when you bring out the snacks it turns into a lunch date.

You get to feed him because he can’t touch things with his greasy hands.

Sometimes the power goes to your head and you trade affection for food. Poor hungry boy has no choice but he’s not exactly complaining!

Lance:

You remind him of his younger siblings. (I don’t know if it’s canon that he has younger siblings though)

Childish roughhousing leads to playful kisses.

PDA all the time at the most inappropriate times.

Kissing, hugging, sitting in his lap, you name it!

Sometimes you’ll flirt with each other in public with the worst pickup lines the universe has ever heard.

Neither of you are embarrassed but everyone else is.

He agrees wholeheartedly with all your plans even when they sound stupid or you’re being silly on purpose.

Ultimately your plans are rejected by someone in higher authority, or you have to own up to your joke.

You appreciate his sincerity anyway.

If Team Voltron hasn’t seen you for a while there are only two reasons:

You’ve slept in together.

Lance took you out somewhere in the red lion and they’ll probably be hearing about it soon.

Either way they enjoy the temporary peace, but there’s always concern in the back of their minds.

Pidge:

You play video games together.

You’re kind of a sore loser, but it doesn’t help that Pidge loves to brag.

May or may not have gotten Team Voltron to spend a night playing space Mario Cart.

The two of you are responsible for a few explosions…several explosions……..okay all the explosions!

If you tag along when she’s programming something with Hunk, every now and then you’ll make a wild suggestion when she’s trying to solve a problem.

She gives you this look every time like “what are you on about?” but 7/10 times your ideas work or spark an idea in her.

Lots of “thanks babe,” or “y/n you’re a genius!”

Really you make a great team.

She gets excited because robots, then you get excited because robots, now you’re both excited because robots!

Did someone say surprise kisses? Because you’ll give her surprise kisses and she gets hella embarrassed and blushy.

It’s incredibly amusing in public situations or in front of the other paladins.

You made a cuddle fort from the mess in her room. It’s the only part of her room where you can see a sizeable portion of the floor.

You sneak into her room at night frequently.

She’s not always asleep when you do.

If she’s asleep, you get into bed with her for some quality cuddles.

If she’s awake you’ll keep her company, maybe get some snacks and the two of you will move to the cuddle fort.

Allura:

She loves to see the wonder in your eyes when you visit new planets or see a new piece of space technology.

The first time she took you into the blue lion you lost it!

You got so excited you wanted to touch everything, and then Allura got excited because you were excited!

This led to some embarrassment later when the other paladins complained about giddy yelling over the intercom.

Gets a little annoyed when you act up at inappropriate times, but she’s laughing on the inside.

Easily gets swept up in your childish behaviour when the two of you are alone together.

Food goo fights, space races, playing pranks on the other paladins. You’ve done it all!

You know the motion comic where Allura is spinning around the castle? Yeah that’s the two of you together basically.

You take her on unconventional dates, the kinds of dates she’d never think of.

Team Voltron finds an intergalactic playground, you take her on the swings and slides.

Planet of trees? Guess who’s going tree climbing!

You got her to take the blue lion out into space just to chill together and have tea one time.