#he's really out here in his i'm rubber you're glue era
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pridetempt Β· 26 days ago
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meme tag | always accepting
β€œThat was incredible. It was musical, poetic, really.β€œ / from Lute @gynaiko ( she's being sarcastic sdkfldsf )
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❝ i know you're trying to be mean to me right now , but it really was so , thank you. that's so nice of you to say , darling. ❞ puh-lease. as if one of heaven's finest ( ha! ) could out mean the devil.
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djyourwaifuisshit Β· 7 years ago
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I made a Rap Battle Between Rilliane and Allen. Behold.
ALLEN: WHOA! Rilliane is doing something on her own?!
Is the realistic factor in this battle really gone??
Instead of being independent,  like any person would
Hell, you'd have me there to read your own lines if you could!
You are bossy, and annoying, always MUST have what you want
I'm a servant, not a wizard that'll just move his magic wand!
When I have a risky mission I don't even get a word
Just an "Allen, that guy poked me! Go and stab him with your sword!"
You think you're being rational, but you act like a brat
 A good Queen isn't good if she's relying on her gut!
I see you're really furious, should I be on alert?
Just like the Green Country, your highness just got burnt
RILLIANE: Well, it looks like I should cancel my next important meeting
Because after this, the servant's gonna get the biggest beating!
Last man that insulted me so badly lost his head
Good thing you mentioned independence; so you wanna pull that thread?
 You've been a little pushover since the very beggining
All you ever did was lose, while I'm still on the lead and winning
Being a ruler is work, sometimes you use people like puppets
What you want is fluffy rainbows and a cute old show with muppets
All those other peasants can carry my crown
I'm the Queen of the country, so Bow to me, you clown!
A coward like you with an out of your lead crush?
This is trash!
Did you smash?
Well she's dead so kiss my ass!
ALLEN: So you wanna bring up crushes? Challenge accepted
Your love finding another love was NOT that unexpected!
She was nice, you were evil, she is legal, you're 14
And as much as you may hate it, you're a B and she's a C
Who are you calling a coward? Even at the very end
Someone took blame for your actions and you were the one that fled
That demon that possessed you when we were playing on the beach
Was it the demon of Bullshit? Or the demon of Bitch?
As kids we were so close, we would always have a blast!
Now you're loyalty and you forgot about me; that was fast!
You were snobbish to begin with; no remorse at all for others
You're so scary that if you do something evil, noone bothers!
You're the Hitler of this era, just with bows and with no man
"Go kill this, torture that!" Heil fucking Rilliane!
RILLIANE: How dare you speak such ill words to a high class like me?!
That beach trip sounded nice; want me to DROWN you in that sea??
So the epitome of quiet suddenly can rap?
You look so feminine I seriously thought you were trap!
You hide your insecurities by sinning for your twin
You are so full of Bullshit I thought you were Josephine
If it wasn't for your sister, you would not have wound up dead
But you'd probably still be here kissing my feet instead
All your past reincarnations were the lowest of the low
Also that dress looked too good on you; anyting I should know?
You say this crap about me, but at the end what do you do?
I'm the Queen and you're the servant, I am rubber and you're glue!
ALLEN: I'm tired of your attitude, you're not my freaking boss!
I'm not here to be sinful, I'm just here to make brioche!
You're stubborn till the end; You really can't be helped at all
Nobody really talks to you, cause they're talking to a wall!
You killed a country just to get your handsome prince? How lame!
And at the end he didn't even love you back; and who's to blame??
Since it's almost tea time, I will finish this, so listen well
The only thing that ever banged you was the execution bell
THE END
Who won?
Who's next?
Youuuuuuuu decide
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