#he's literally a psycho dork ilh

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HI SMOOCHESSS i'm a new anon and follower but your pieces have been the only thing on my mind lately like i've been giggling and kicking my feet ?!?@?@ anyways so i was thinking of something for dottore (it's a lil ooc) but dottore and you still studying at the akademiya and dottore just gets a lil happy crush on you then he out-of-the-ordinarily asks his segments (during that time) what to do about it and they act like his therapists and half of them are clueless and the other half is frustrated with how zandik practices pickup lines with the most threatening sounding undertones (at least thats what reader thinks when they actually hear them) but in reality he feels more comfy including science into his lines HDJSNDNXHFNSN hope that made sense 💥💥💥

OMG HI LOVELY!! WELCOME NEW ANON!!💞💞 PLEASE YOU HAVE ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET TOO AND I LOVE YOUR LITTLE BRAINROT THANK YOU... <33

Akademiya Dottore, I really love writing for him so thank you for indulging me😌. While I do think he made his segments after joining the Fatui, it's pretty cool to think about if he made them during these days, probably prototypes🤔 I love how you said "lil happy crush" that's so cute😭 He acts the same way as he always does around you but internally he's probably stressing about what to do. How does one "court" another? His love language shouldn't even exist. He says the most horrible, unromantic things possible that have you just smiling and nodding. Once he tried giving you a flower when the two of you were in the forest researching. Turns out you pricked yourself on its thorns and he had to quickly make an antidote to save you. You thought he was gonna experiment on you at that point. (He doesn't know what he's doing.)

The segments see their creator struggling and they're like ??? What could have him this stressed? Until they find out the truth and they're just like. oh. But they are just as clueless as him so now he has all of them spewing out ideas at him. Until one of them suggest reading books from Mondstadt since it's the nation of romance. Only thing it only serves to further his horrendous attempts at wooing you. If you didn't know Zandik personally and his sheer oddness you'd be scared for your life.

Just confess and put him out of his misery. And then never let him say that again.