#he's literally a living breathing middle finger to the chantry X'D

[emerald-amidst-gold]

Something Sentence Sunday

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! It’s been a dreary Sunday here where I live, and it’s made me...drowsy. But! Sometimes dreary weather is perfect for cozy writing or playing video games! X3 And writing is what I’m planning to do here a bit! Got a few ideas, but I thought I’d share something from a while ago that I fleshed out! :D

Thank you @noire-pandora for the tag! <3

Remember how I mentioned that Fane’s been more snarky lately? He gets worse after sex. Seriously.

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“Would you be willing to entertain a question that I have?”, he asked, still keeping his voice level, calm. Solas wasn’t exactly nervous about inquiring about this topic, but he would be lying to himself if he said he wasn’t worried about how Fane could potentially react. Such topics as this were sensitive to a being who didn’t precisely know which side of themselves they resonated with more.

Fane let out an amused huff, a tiny smirk pulling at one corner of his lips, “They should be calling you ‘Inquisitor’, not me,” he said. A joke, Solas knew, but he couldn’t help but roll his eyes and shake his head in fond exasperation. 

“Inquisitiveness is not the sole factor of being the Inquisitor, ma’isenatha. I thought that would have been obvious by now. Furthermore, I am hardly eager for another title or qualified for it,” Solas retorted, carding his fingers through Fane’s bangs and smiling softly when a cool, but pleased sigh exited his nostrils. It was the small things that brought out the hidden sides…

“Yet, I’m qualified?” Fane inquired before snorting, lifting a hand to wave it back and forth in a lazy fashion, “You know what? Nevermind. In this world, that makes complete sense. It still kills me that the faithful see me, a dragon, as a figure of divinity. Imagine the day when they find out. That’ll be a riot. Tevinter might even huff out a laugh while the Chantry’s having an aneurysm.”

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The fact that he’s a dragon and the faithful practically revere him will always make Fane equal parts disgusted and amused. Amused because he just envisions the heads of the Chantry just fucking losing their minds when they find out.

 “The Herald of Andraste was a dragon?! The people chose a dragon over us?! *promptly faints and/or disintegrates*’ 

Fane just sits in the Crossroads, watching through an eluvian like, ‘Ah, there it is. *sips his tea*’

Tagging: @oxygenforthewicked @the-dreadful-canine @dreadfutures @drag-on-age @varric-tethras-editor @little-lightning-lavellan @1000generations and anyone else that’d like to share something! (no pressure, of course!) <3