#he's like um so i got in a barfight and now im like the live in baby sitter for anakin skywalker's kids?

[tennessoui]

Okay, but now I'm super intersted on how Obi-wan managed to flirt his way into Anakin's good graces as a server at a strip club

so i mentioned it vaguely somewhere but i honestly dk where exactly lol but he's probably placed undercover at the club because the police know that's where anakin's men hang out. no one really says it outright, but they're expecting obi-wan to be able to seduce one of the men, as anakin rarely joins them. but if obi-wan can get into the good graces of one of the men, then he can be invited back. slow and easy and subtle, that's the plan.

instead, one of the men hits on the nice server who's been showing obi-wan the ropes and when he persists after she rejects him, obi-wan punches the guy in the face and gets punched in return, turning into a knock-out fight. they get kicked out, but that doesn't mean the guy and his friends (anakin's men) are done with him. they let him get up and give him a chance to either run or fight 1 vs 6, and obi-wan struggles to his feet and gets into a fighting stance. rex lets him get kicked around for a bit because the boy is stupid and not even that good at fighting, before he steps in.

he's vader's best friend. he knows his type.

stupid and a bit bloody.

he calls the guys off and hefts obi-wan to his car cause the boss is gonna wanna see him. you know, make sure he doesn't press charges or anything (this is said with a smirk but obi-wan has a bit of a concussion probably now so everything's a bit dizzy)

(obi-wan is stupid enough to gasp "skywalker?" even though he's not supposed to know that at all. rex files this away to tell vader.)

when they get to the restaurant, they go around back to the building next to it where anakin actually lives and rex leaves him on his couch like a fucked up gift for anakin (who, when he sees obi-wan, texts rex "it's not even my birthday <3 ")

but the kids find him first and poke and prod at him until he wakes up, so actually what anakin finds when he walks in is a beat up twunk on his sofa, covered in twins who are trying to stick band-aids all over his bruises.

luke spies him first and he's like "daddy this is ben and he's ours now, we found him."

and obi-wan is like "um. hello sir. i don't know where i am? your friend put me here?"

and that's that.

[dream-about-dancing]

#imagine obi-wan's first check in with the detectives#he's like um so i got in a barfight and now im like the live in baby sitter for anakin skywalker's kids?#and detective aayla is like 'just babysitter?'#because literally everyone can tell obi-wan's been recently fucked#and obi-wan is like (walking crooked) um yah

Okay, but now I'm super intersted on how Obi-wan managed to flirt his way into Anakin's good graces as a server at a strip club

so i mentioned it vaguely somewhere but i honestly dk where exactly lol but he's probably placed undercover at the club because the police know that's where anakin's men hang out. no one really says it outright, but they're expecting obi-wan to be able to seduce one of the men, as anakin rarely joins them. but if obi-wan can get into the good graces of one of the men, then he can be invited back. slow and easy and subtle, that's the plan.

instead, one of the men hits on the nice server who's been showing obi-wan the ropes and when he persists after she rejects him, obi-wan punches the guy in the face and gets punched in return, turning into a knock-out fight. they get kicked out, but that doesn't mean the guy and his friends (anakin's men) are done with him. they let him get up and give him a chance to either run or fight 1 vs 6, and obi-wan struggles to his feet and gets into a fighting stance. rex lets him get kicked around for a bit because the boy is stupid and not even that good at fighting, before he steps in.

he's vader's best friend. he knows his type.

stupid and a bit bloody.

he calls the guys off and hefts obi-wan to his car cause the boss is gonna wanna see him. you know, make sure he doesn't press charges or anything (this is said with a smirk but obi-wan has a bit of a concussion probably now so everything's a bit dizzy)

(obi-wan is stupid enough to gasp "skywalker?" even though he's not supposed to know that at all. rex files this away to tell vader.)

when they get to the restaurant, they go around back to the building next to it where anakin actually lives and rex leaves him on his couch like a fucked up gift for anakin (who, when he sees obi-wan, texts rex "it's not even my birthday <3 ")

but the kids find him first and poke and prod at him until he wakes up, so actually what anakin finds when he walks in is a beat up twunk on his sofa, covered in twins who are trying to stick band-aids all over his bruises.

luke spies him first and he's like "daddy this is ben and he's ours now, we found him."

and obi-wan is like "um. hello sir. i don't know where i am? your friend put me here?"

and that's that.