#he's like oh if jgs won't let me marry jgy and bring him into my sect we can just kill jgs
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actually xiyao is tolerable if it's a minji au. not because I'd want su she out of the way but because I think having su she as a brother in law would fix lan xichen.
like seriously. lan wangji already thinks supporting your war criminal husband is the best thing to do even if he is actively killing hundreds of people, he just doesn't like jgy for petty reasons. but su she fucking loves jgy, he thinks it would be intolerable for lxc *not* to support his war criminal husband, in fact the lan sect should be doing way more to help him? maybe he wouldn't even have to be a war criminal? come on this place needs soooo many reforms now and it's too late to go back to ignoring minshan once you've let him become lan-er-furen
like every day at dinner lxc is like "do you guys think I am too naive in seeing how perfect a-yao is?" and su she says "actually he's more perfect." and lan wangji says nothing because he's the type to defer to whatever his partner says.
someone brings up jgy torturing people or killing his superior officer and su she's just like "deserved. should have killed more people tbh" and lan xichen is impressionable so he's just thinking 'oh yeah guess that sounds about right. wow! actually a-yao is soooo much *more* amazing! showing such restraint in not killing more people! what a good person ❤️' and lan wangji truly does not care about that so he still says nothing.
#the dynamics would be unhinged i would love it so much#minshan is here to radicalize lans and stan jgy#and lxc not trying to pretend like he doesn't exist bc like he's his brother in law not a traitorous rival sect leader#is just like furiously taking notes#becoming increasingly unhinged but not even noticing it because he's already predisposed to unhingedness#if he doesn't keep a close check on it#he's like oh if jgs won't let me marry jgy and bring him into my sect we can just kill jgs#that's super reasonable actually lan zongzhu#you've got all this power and influence why not flaunt it? why not use it for... uh... good?#and lan wangji oh lan wangji bless his little heart#if he's dtf su she and he's gone through the mortifying ordeal of admitting that in front of the heavens and the earth#I think that's gonna use up a lot of the fucks he had left to give#oh jgy saved his brother's life and their sect and the entire jianghu?#nah that's cool actually it's not like he's taking lxc away he is GOING to join their sect#actually su she says he needs to be protected? future brother in law? maybe? protecc???
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