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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Weird AU idea: Crossover AU between Minecraft and Welcome Home. Those bitches gotta kill some dragon to get back home IDK. I can see many shenanigans with this concept

Mainly made this up because I had a dream the Warden from Minecraft and Julie Joyful met (Julie was not enthralled for obvious reasons) (tbh it was more a nightmare DX)

bold of you to assume their Goofy Asses could get anything done, let alone kill the ender dragon

#theyd get to the nether after 85 years of trying #only for wally to kill them all & destroy their progress by placing a bed #howdy would somehow have Everything They Need but he refuses to sell it unless they have reallly specific stupid items to trade #he's like a wandering trader but 100x Worse #frank would see something flying and go to look #frank: omg is that a butterfl- *Frank Frankly Has Been Slain By Vex*#barnaby would dig himself a dirt house and refuse to do anything more #eddie would be busy building an elaborate garden #julie'd collect every animal for funsies #sally would master redstone to create elaborate Entertainment Devices #poppy wouldn't leave her house or her 58 furnaces all of which are in use #wally would just sit at a loom and make pretty banners #and Nothing Would Get Done #even if they Tried to accomplish goals you and i both know #it would derail Immediately #theyre too silly.#rambles from the bog #welcome home au #If i get the motivation ill definitely scribble something for this #currently head is empty on what i'd doodle hence the Lack Of Art on this post #i just thought of the effort it'd take to like #scribble minecraft armor... tools... environment things... ouagh too much Too Much #tonight has tired me out :/#but yes... many shenanigans... feel free to share the shenanigans You have in Mind

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