#he's like a 5.99 on the kinsey scale
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Very important question: does Voldemort eat cunt or not?
no. he just serves it.
and he sucks cock like a champ.
#asks answered#tom riddle#lord voldemort#extremely important character analysis#he's like a 5.99 on the kinsey scale#doesn't have a clue what bellatrix has got going on down there#sorry to her#and also sorry to any of you who can read and had to see this
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The kinsey scale is an outdated oversimplification of human sexuality... that said methinks old fritz was a 5.99 ...wouldst thou agree?
first off: love every single word in this ask and its potent healing powers cleared up my lung infection thanks friend
second off: yeah I think he experiences some very very minor attraction to women, but it’s truly a case-by-case basis (and there’s only, like, two that come to mind). but he’ll fall in lust with any man that has a somewhat working brain and ample swagger. kinsley 5.999999999999
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