#he's like a 5.99 on the kinsey scale

[oldfritz]

The kinsey scale is an outdated oversimplification of human sexuality... that said methinks old fritz was a 5.99 ...wouldst thou agree?

first off: love every single word in this ask and its potent healing powers cleared up my lung infection thanks friend

second off: yeah I think he experiences some very very minor attraction to women, but it’s truly a case-by-case basis (and there’s only, like, two that come to mind). but he’ll fall in lust with any man that has a somewhat working brain and ample swagger. kinsley 5.999999999999