#he's like 'huh thetis sure wants to soak some humans. oh I KNOW!'

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dying at the moment in the achilleid when thetis begs poseidon to sink the ship with paris and helen on it to prevent the war that will kill achilles, and he's like "sorry i can't, it's fated. but hey! if it's storms you want, in a few decades you can come help me torment some odysseus guy?" HE'S TRYING TO CHEER HER UP