#he's just such a whiny little fucker! “It's sunday you can't be doing that right now” stfu you're the one with the cheap ass drill that | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ratstuckinamarble · 1 year ago

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I- if you gave me a good quality drill, some nice noise cancelling headphones and a wall I may go ham on...

I will drill so many holes. It is so unbelievably fun I wish I could just do that whenever I feel like it who cares about actually hanging anything up.

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

#I will say #five am is also a fantastic time to hammer nails into the walls #one time I did that and thought oh gosh this is gonna make so much noise my weirdly stuck up neighbour who looks like a hippie is gonna #come here and complain again #but to my great surprise #the hammering was silent #and to be perfectly honest #I was disappointed. I bet that wall laughed at me and said “that's the best you've got?”#actually I had a dream last night #of stealing some massive screws from a hardware store...#I'm talking the length of my forearm #my dreams are speaking to me... I wish I did have them though they'd be perfect for attaching an awning to a building #the last time I did that was such a struggle but it'd be worth it #listen I'm not that petty of a person; I try to be nice and have a positive impact on others #but this neighbor of mine... I want to piss him off sooo bad and act like it wasn't me. 5 am drilling should do the trick...#he's just such a whiny little fucker! “It's sunday you can't be doing that right now” stfu you're the one with the cheap ass drill that #makes the walls squeak and whine like they're dying #you're torturing them! and me! get a proper drill! like mine #it goes through the walls like they're butter #uhm anyways #drilling and hammering are fun especially at night and I want yo do so more often. any time of day after 3 pm will do though...

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