#he's just annoying for no reason like go AWAYYYYY

[wildlyfreemoon]

rewatching jessica jones and i didnt remember how INSUFFERABLE simpson is. like. shut the fuck up. just say you dont trust women holy shit he pisses me off so much

[alloveroliver]

I'm curious. What drew you to Oliver?

AH! I love this question. I was going to write out this long ass, 10 paged thesis on how/why/when. But, I will keep it simple-ish.

(I wanted to preface this with, I have a weak spot for being loved by someone who hates everyone else. Like… irl and in fantasy. It hits me hard in the feels bruh. It makes me feel so special!)

I hate prologues of otome games with a seething passion. I just want to start the game and not sit there for 45 mins reading about a bunch of people I don’t know. lol ANYWHO. I actually read Ikerevs prologue (for some reason), and I was falling into the story. It’s pretty damn good for a prologue, and then something happened. A mf runs in and SAVES ME from these weirdos that wanna lock me up. Oliver starts to drag MC away, but she stops and asks questions. I was rolling my eyes, and he goes “Shut up and run.” I was like YASS!!!! Who is this man??? The MC was annoying me with her questions, like hunny….. your running away from people that want to imprison you and he said he was going to get you out of here. Just go! He’s taking you out of danger as we speak! Shes like “Omg he’s so rude!” I’m like…. get over it and run awayyyyy to safety. lol

Then I get to the “Choose your route” screen. Mind you, I never played a Cybird game in my life until this point. I had no friends in this fandom, and I knew nothing if Ikesen. Imagine my surprise when I saw Oliver’s route wasn’t out. I literally almost uninstalled the game XD, but I was thinking “It may be released soon, so I’ll just wait.”

At random, I picked Fenrir. He seemed like the most fun right off the bat and, in hindsight, was the best route to choose for more Oliver content XD. Fenrir was FUN! I really love his route. Dare I say it’s my favorite story so far. But… Oliver stole the show at a particular part. (Now, during this time I was crushing on Luka. And I would later write my first fic about Luka,,,, but I digress.)

The part that made me a stan for life waving “Oliver is the #1″ + “Mad Hatter” flags in the street, was where Fenrir is on the bridge, and they just got back from Oliver’s house getting materials. We see Oliver’s personality shine as a workaholic that prides himself in his work, even if the request is off the wall. He likes to tease but also pushes people away with crass behavior. (I was wondering about this for a while, but I’m sure he’s got a good back story as to why.)

Fenrir tells Alice. “Sorry, Oliver can be boring because he doesn’t talk much. He’s not the best company because of that.” (not a direct quote, but I will find screenshots!)

Alice is confused and states. “Are you sure? Because he was talking to me nonstop.”

Fenrir smiles knowingly and goes. “I guess that little pipsqueak does care about something after all.”

I lost it. I dropped my phone, and my mind lit up with serotonin. Oliver made me feel special. He ticked all my check mark boxes of things that draw me to someone.

I stopped Fenrir’s story and went right to the gacha. The splash of love was going on, and I did it. BOOM I got Oliver’s card on my first try. I literally giggled like a school girl and took it as a sign. Oliver and I are soulmatesssssss.

Downsides to Oliver, his ever-changing body. I really don’t want to date a child or someone that appears as a young child. BUT you have to admit; it does make him vastly more interesting. It’s a big story arch that I’m DYING to learn! His biggest secret. He is not a child though, and we do have to keep that in mind. (Even thought he reminds us constantly.) Even when he appears as a small boy, he is still in his twenties age wise.

ANYWHO thanks for letting me rant about my man. I appreciate the ask!