#he's in trouble

[mechanicalinfection]

ooohh he's in big trouble nooooww...

[unluckyservice4]

Nagito!! Servant whatever the hell you want to be called, what the hell are you doing giving Puppet alcohol!!!!?

Uh. Ah. Well...... *he is looking AWAY*

[s4lesman]

nobody's talking about this guy and it makes me mad ..

[bemused2dust]

EVERYTHING GONE WRONG STCKY NOTE DOODLE

It's not what you think! He's innocent, honestly!

He's just trying to make a deposit....wait what's in the bag my guy?

Surely nothing crazy... right?

Nothing a bank wouldn't take, right??

Right???

[jonasharding]

closed for: @cyrus-ripley where: infamy

This was the exact last place he'd like to be - not only did the music set him on edge, but the proximity of everything he'd chased off about himself has him reeling in a way that sets him off kilter. But this is where the trail leads, and if he wants to get paid by the client, then he needs to continue following it.

Swallowing hard, he allows himself to be lead towards the bar, where he asks around for whichever bartender had blonde hair. Once found, hopefully having the right person, he has to talk louder to be heard over the blaring, ear-numbing music.

"Excuse me. Is there some place we can speak that's quieter? I'm with an investigations company and have some questions."

[thoseboysinblue]

I'm just going to tell myself his admin posted that KimK repost and that it made Christian want to vomit a little as well.

[yumehonkaii02]

He's in trouble.

[beccaintheclouds]

"He's right behind me isn't he?"

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael Afton actually died in FNAF

[the-herdier]

I love how the movie doesn't show Fiyero arriving in a carriage, but simply atop a horse. An Animal horse. An Animal horse with whom he actually seems to be good friends. It adds a possible reason for why he felt enough compassion for the lion cub to rescue it.

Also, notice how Fiyero is not riding the horse when they whisk the cub away to safety. He's on a bicycle, just like Elphaba. In my mind it's partially because he didn't want to risk having his Animal friend be deemed the mastermind behind this act and accused of treason for his assistance.

[bluebeesknees]

❤️‍🩹

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[exoticalmonde]

He....

Kryo: "If me and Eve could merge, we'd be normal sized." Me, who is short above average: "..." Kryo, who is taller than average: "..." Me: "KILLING YOU WITH MY HANDS. WHAT IF I JUST BITE YOUR HEAD OFF" Kryo: "E~ve, what's with the hostility?" Me: "YOU JUST SAID THAT IF YOU AND ME COMBINED WE WOULD BE NORMAL SIZED." Kryo: "Am I wrong?" Me: "YES???" Kryo: "What do you mean yes??? We are on the both ends of the spectrum!" Me: "To HELL with your spectrum, I'm going to put you on the grill." Panko: "This is Eve right now."

[dirtgrubber]

radioapple but it’s that one seinfeld meme