#he's in there rn huffing and puffing and swearing like carmy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

glitterslag · 12 days ago

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Brother came home for christmas thinking he's a big time chef all of a sudden bc he watched a few youtube videos (he literally knows how to cook meat. and about putting a lot of butter in things). I'm like buddy do not fuck with me. This is my domain

#swear down if i see one more boy who thinks he's the shit coz he can make steak taste good🤣😭#like come back with some vegetables #and it can't be asparagus or tenderstem broccoli #that you just cooked in butter #when ayo said (about jeremy) he's just a boy he was never in the kitchen #i felt that #and what's that quote... when women cook its their duty when men cook it's their art #BITCH I FELT THAT #he's in there rn huffing and puffing and swearing like carmy #over some pieces of chicken and peppers....#dear diary

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