#he's in Trouble

[mechanicalinfection]

ooohh he's in big trouble nooooww...

[unluckyservice4]

Nagito!! Servant whatever the hell you want to be called, what the hell are you doing giving Puppet alcohol!!!!?

Uh. Ah. Well...... *he is looking AWAY*

[jonasharding]

closed for: @cyrus-ripley where: infamy

This was the exact last place he'd like to be - not only did the music set him on edge, but the proximity of everything he'd chased off about himself has him reeling in a way that sets him off kilter. But this is where the trail leads, and if he wants to get paid by the client, then he needs to continue following it.

Swallowing hard, he allows himself to be lead towards the bar, where he asks around for whichever bartender had blonde hair. Once found, hopefully having the right person, he has to talk louder to be heard over the blaring, ear-numbing music.

"Excuse me. Is there some place we can speak that's quieter? I'm with an investigations company and have some questions."

[thoseboysinblue]

I'm just going to tell myself his admin posted that KimK repost and that it made Christian want to vomit a little as well.

[yumehonkaii02]

He's in trouble.

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[bluebeesknees]

❤️‍🩹

[the-herdier]

I love how the movie doesn't show Fiyero arriving in a carriage, but simply atop a horse. An Animal horse. An Animal horse with whom he actually seems to be good friends. It adds a possible reason for why he felt enough compassion for the lion cub to rescue it.

Also, notice how Fiyero is not riding the horse when they whisk the cub away to safety. He's on a bicycle, just like Elphaba. In my mind it's partially because he didn't want to risk having his Animal friend be deemed the mastermind behind this act and accused of treason for his assistance.

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[exoticalmonde]

He....

Kryo: "If me and Eve could merge, we'd be normal sized." Me, who is short above average: "..." Kryo, who is taller than average: "..." Me: "KILLING YOU WITH MY HANDS. WHAT IF I JUST BITE YOUR HEAD OFF" Kryo: "E~ve, what's with the hostility?" Me: "YOU JUST SAID THAT IF YOU AND ME COMBINED WE WOULD BE NORMAL SIZED." Kryo: "Am I wrong?" Me: "YES???" Kryo: "What do you mean yes??? We are on the both ends of the spectrum!" Me: "To HELL with your spectrum, I'm going to put you on the grill." Panko: "This is Eve right now."

[dirtgrubber]

radioapple but it’s that one seinfeld meme

[ruporas]

need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)

[bbtin]

Is Kuroudo trying to win? Or taking the opportunity to mess with Ginji?

[rubydubydoo122]

I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him

Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city

Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.

Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it

Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...

Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-

Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.

Tim: Are you gaslighting me?

Jason: Are you gaslighting me?

[softshuji]

He knows to follow orders and he had no orders to do that

-Kakucho

That's why he's been so weird with me, well more than usual, after that. He seems confused and more uptight. Actually, can I confide in you about something? It came up during the interrogation but I didn't bring it up again with sanzu because I'm a bit....scared of him and his reactions. But I trust you and I feel like I can tell you.