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causenessus · 4 months ago

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NEVER MIND IM NOT THE OLD MAN ANY MORE ‼️RETREAT RETREAT‼️ I WOULDN’T SAY THAT‼️

also hi i luv u i hope u are safe and okay now

LAMOAOAAO IT'S OKAY MITCH HELLO <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I AM GOOD THANK YOU!! I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO TURN OUT THAT WAY (TO be fair if i drove to the library [where i was at] to drop off books and a random man started walking towards me i would also probably drive away [this is what happened, and then he was like "wow, go back to your pathetic little home, slut" and i just saw in my car like "dear god someone help me." do u like my parentheses within my parentheses!! i'm sorry this is a nightmare to read] but i digress bc i also told him he should go and he wouldn't leave and ik he meant the best for me but at that point i was getting the ick. so like. move away old man. thank u. /lh AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT SAYING THIS BC HE CALLED SOMEONE A SLUT)

AND IT'S OKAY BECAUSE!!! I ENVISION YOU AS THE LITTLE WHITE PENGUIN MY FRIEND HAS ON HIS REARVIEW MIRROR <3 THAT WAS U ON THE WAY TO SAVE THE DAY AND PROVIDE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!! THIS IS YOU!! <33

#he so silly #maybe i'll be one and then u can be in my car forever #warding off any dead batteries and old men #hold i am now on the search for little white penguin #he's going to replace the bell flowers i crocheted bc i want this guy now #and his name will be mitch!!!#AGAIN I CANNOT TELL U HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO ME THAT U WERE WITH ME IN THAT MOMENT 😭😭 LIKE I SAW YOUR COMMENTS AND I WAS LIKE “OH THANK GOD”#THANK YOU MITCH YOU ARE MY HERO #ACTUAL LIFE SAVER ILYSM !!! <3 #i heart mitch <3 #answers <3 #i am dead serious about the penguin btw i will send u a pic whenever i find and buy him and put him in my car <3

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