#he's crabby bc they interrupted the tea party

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Saruhiko’s daughter playing dress up with him.

Imagine Fushimi just standing there with dead fish eyes as his daughter uses him as a living fashion mannequin XD He can’t say no to her obviously, because he’s always hyper-aware of Ways I Could Possibly Screw Up My Kid, so if she wants him to dress up and have a tea party then that is what they are doing. Fushimi doesn’t care much for the frilly dress but he’ll wear it if that’s what his daughter wants (though imagine even when he’s playing dress up he’s still got all these knives on under his clothes, and where most kids would have stuffed animals as the party guests Fushimi’s kid has a few of his knives that she’s named and propped up in small chairs). Imagine he even ends up hesitantly asking Kusanagi if Anna has any dresses she’s grown out of, because his kid is always staring at Anna like she just saw a princess but Fushimi doesn’t really know where people go to buy those kinds of clothes. Kusanagi is pretty amused when Fushimi asks though and Anna herself probably gifts him a whole pile of cute dresses, some a bit too big for his daughter but just Fushimi’s size, all with this knowing smile.

Of course it has to happen that one day an emergency comes up while Fushimi’s on a day off with his daughter and he has to come help. Imagine he has his own apartment near S4 that he lives in with his daughter because the dorms are too cramped (and Munakata keeps showing up unannounced to bond) so no one has ever actually seen Fushimi dressed up. There’s a Strain taking hostages right by the apartment though and Munakata and Awashima are both away on some kind of important political summit. Akiyama assures Fushimi that they can handle it on their own if he’s busy but Fushimi doesn’t like this Strain being so close to where his daughter lives so he tells her he’ll be right back. The squad meanwhile are trying to hostage negotiate with the Strain when the Strain suddenly pitches forward, collapsing with knives pinning them to the ground. The squad are all relieved like it’s Fushimi-san, which is when Fushimi appears in a frilly dress, sun hat and heels, grumbling about how his tea party got interrupted and what a pain.