#he's always so calm around women but Dahlia makes him insane

[aquamarineglow]

Layton Being Down Bad for Lady Dahlia:

A woman so bad, she has a true gentleman acting up:

Dahlia: Dear Professor Layton. I have heard of your accomplishments and believe you are best suited to help me with this problem. A few months ago, my husband passed away and-

Layton: She's single!!! Luke get in the car!!!

Layton: So I'm not getting a one on one private audience with a beautiful, rich, recently single lady? Okay. That's fine. I'm fine.

Layton: This is the first time I've touched a woman in ten years. Keep calm, Hershel. You got this.

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Luke: Gosh Professor! Why are you letting that bossy woman order you around?

Layton: Luke you know nothing of women! Dahlia is not bossy! She's a girlboss! She's a queen! She is an icon! She is the moment! You'll understand when you're older.

Layton: Lady Dahlia is so beautiful!

Luke: That's all you've been saying since we got here! Why are you acting like this? You've never acted like this around women before!

Layton: .......

Layton: She's so beautiful!!!!

Layton: I'll just take this painting with me. The painting of a woman identical to Dahlia. I'm keeping it. Don't ask why.

Dahlia's POV: